Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[bajagoogoo]

So how do we think Ralph is going to portray himself on social media when he wakes up with the hang over?

Claim victory then ban everyone who disagrees. As usual.

 

[Quiritium]

After listening to all that I really think the only reason Ralph didn't ragequit much sooner is that he still believed he could rekindle his imaginary friendship with Jim. Years ago Jim directly told him on stream he wasn't his friend, nor was he friends with any other internet tard, but it's clear the fat retard deluded himself into believing otherwise when Jim reiterated this today. The way he kept swinging wildly from anger and begging towards Jim was just due to lack of self control. It was painful / hilarious to watch how desperately he was trying to get Jim to see him as a friend and an injured one at that.

Matt just made him to ragequit due to the aforementioned lack of self control, he only wanted to talk to Jim because he simply cannot accept that he wasn't special to the cancer man. It does seem like a severe case of daddy issues projected onto an internet acquaintance.

 

[Gangster Talk]

After all this the Pretorian Guntguard is still in formation. What are they seeing that keeps them defending this guy?!View attachment 2960798

I was watching Ralph chat to see what possible cope they could come up with and "Mean bully 180IQ sociopath Metokur emotionally manipulated Ralph" really seems to be the presiding narrative.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

Question: was this the moment that Ralph was finally “aborted?”

In other words, for purposes of a narrative arc, was this the end?

 

[Vuedou]

CONFETTI!

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

After all this the Pretorian Guntguard is still in formation. What are they seeing that keeps them defending this guy?!View attachment 2960798

Just imagine the type of crowd who are still standing beside Ralph when his retarded bowling event happens in two months

 

[Point Man]

CORNFETTI TO CELEBRATE THE HARVEST, GOD BLESS!

 

[Twinkletard]

Ethan should just pin this to his profile

 

[fuck whales]

After all this the Pretorian Guntguard is still in formation. What are they seeing that keeps them defending this guy?!View attachment 2960798

Why do people take the internet this seriously?

Im not celebrating anything, I just find it very, very, very, very funny.

 

[TheThing-y]

I'm late and gay, but holy shit, Ralph self immolated totally there. Going on that stream was the second biggest mistake of his life. The biggest mistake of his life was staying on the stream whilst tail-spinning into alcoholic oblivion. If he had shown any shred of evidence of being a decent human in the past, I would have felt really bad for him. But he hasn't, so I don't.

 

[hawkisnight]

Confetti is corn colored

 

[Mikoyan]

It's now cornfetti!

 

[️ronic]

Question: was this the moment that Ralph was finally “aborted?”

In other words, for purposes of a narrative arc, was this the end?

When he Mundane Matt caused him to pussy out.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

Question: was this the moment that Ralph was finally “aborted?”

In other words, for purposes of a narrative arc, was this the end?

We all know the answer is no

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Question: was this the moment that Ralph was finally “aborted?”

In other words, for purposes of a narrative arc, was this the end?

Big historical events usually are not recognised as such until later on after a period of reflection, for instance there was a debate over when "Independence Day" should be celebrated, July 2nd was when the Congress voted so there was some argument as to whether that or the 4th should be celebrated.

Events are still in motion, Ralph hasn't woken up yet. Balls in his court I guess, but I can't see what moves he can pull at this late hour.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

It was a joy watching that shit last night. I can honestly say I did not expect Ralph to show cracks in his gunt armor that quick. That moment where Jim was telling him about his cancer aids and it got all serious was too real for this goofy shit but I loved every minute of it. If this ends up with Ralph going to rehab (and leaving after 3 days) what a spectacular end to this chapter that would make.

10/10 show.

 

[Agent Proper]

The confetti is back!

It should be changed to Popcorn. @Null I'll take my with extra butter and a dash of salt.

 

[Vuedou]

KERNALS OF CORN RAIN UPON THE BOARD!

 

[Hüftpriester]

Question: was this the moment that Ralph was finally “aborted?”

In other words, for purposes of a narrative arc, was this the end?

Hard to say for sure at the moment. But he really doesn't have many options.

If he goes to rehab, or even takes a break from his show, he'll fall into a hole financially with a baby around the corner and lawyers fees piling up.

If he walks it back and apologizes to Daddy Gym, he loses his gay wrestler persona and probably a good chunk of his remaining paypigs.

I think his only play is to quadruple down. Maybe he won't follow through with his IRL threats to Gator or Metokur but he'll keep shit talking them to whatever retards are left paying attention.

Or maybe he's already necked himself. I hope this isn't the case, his antics have been way too entertaining lately. I know the show can't go on forever but I'm not ready for it to end yet.

 

[Moral plague]

Lmfao it really is pillstream 2.0