Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Nate Scully 025]

Watching that live was... truly magical. I stopped watching and nearly went to bed, because Ralph kept repeating the same few things in an endless loop: ‘C’mon Jim, you’ve been on before!’. ‘Guess Jim isn’t coming on...’. ‘Jade’s a whore.’ ‘WHY WON’T YOU COME ON AN THEN DIE YOU CANCER RIDDEN FAGGGGGOT!!! *pig squeal*’.

But then...

Oh but then...

Matt, the Boulder King in-exile, calls forth that glorious stream.

And we got to watch one of my favorite Jim debates, where Ralph lost even in the insulting/yelling department, before Jim seemed to realize that a scalpel worked just as well. I’m not sure if Ralph truly died before the ending or not, but either way, Matt having the final blow was jaw dropping to watch.

Ralph, get used to that felt, and try and turn your life around. Matt seems to have maybe managed it, albeit he didn’t have the drug, alcohol, violence records you do...

Hm...

On second thought...

Don’t go out killing someone I actually find entertaining?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph is over he's going to kill himself.

Everyone say "bye-bye Ralph"

Maybe he might OD or pass out in a garage drunk with his truck engine running during one of his drives, or just slam into a brick wall, but he’s not going to out right kill himself

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Ralph: "Yooo live in fear and yer wafs a fat ayeshun!"
Jim: "Say my name right, Pig Rage! Can I get an oink?"
Ralph: "I hope you die Medicare! I don't hate you, Jim. What did I do to you?"
Matt: "So how many people did you flag?"
Ralph: "Iwoonevungoindadatritenoaaawwwww... ughhhhh..." *click*

That first Medicare line got a chuckle out of me. But much like Dick Masterson, he only had the one moment of inspiration and ran it into the ground.

 

[veri]

>Ralph tolerates Jim shitting on him for an hour and a half straight.
>Ralph dips the second Jarbo asks him anything.

He'd do anything just to hear Jim talking to him again.

better not let ralph hear you talking shit or you’ll get the smoke next

also two things i noticed from the stream that were funny, i think the only reason ralph would bring up jim’s appearance is because ralph wants to fuck him. no one cares about what jim looks like but ralph. another thing is he intentionally avoided using the word “holler”, probably because jim ruined the word for him with his nonstop AYLAWGING

 

[MugolEx]

I still dont like matt. Hes smug af and any ounce of attention goes straight to his head

He said in the stream that it would be the last boulder stream, but I doubt that. When Matt gets a little bit of success, he milks it well after the cow is dead. This is a guy who will resort to 2010 click bait thumbnials with red arrows and circles to try to garner views. I bet he thinks he's forgiven of his past deeds and believes he's hot enough shit now to talk shit about others again.

 

[Moist Unguentine]

Ralph: "I feel like you went all in on trying to sink me..."
Jim: "I have not gone all in Ralph, it would look way fucking different and you know it".

 

[Salade Nicoise]

I have sat through every minute of every single one of Chantal's clusterfuck breakup streams with Nader...

Nothing, nothing, compares to the absolutely pathetic display of 'pls oh pls why won't you love meeeeee SOOOOEEEEEEEYYYY' we all just witnessed.

 

[Rotollo 2]

He said in the stream that it would be the last boulder stream, but I doubt that. When Matt gets a little bit of success, he milks it well after the cow is dead. This is a guy who will resort to 2010 click bait thumbnials with red arrows and circles to try to garner views. I bet he thinks he's forgiven of his past deeds and believes he's hot enough shit now to talk shit about others again.

Matt vs Anita stream exposing Machintosh as a sex pest lived #metoo'd by anita to combine all of matt's dead horses when?

 

[Mikoyan]

That first Medicare line got a chuckle out of me. But much like Dick Masterson, he only had the one moment of inspiration and ran it into the ground.

Someone with real skill could've turned "Mister Medicare" into a pretty good hit, and I say that as a Jimfag. But Ethan is not that guy.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

The only good, clever insult Ralph could come up with was calling Jim "Medicare."

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

I think my favorite part is at the end it’s Ralph’s idea to talk to Matt. He asked for it. Then the second his flagging comes up, he rage quits. Matt truly did win by any and all metrics.

 

[Guntkvd]

Ralph: "I feel like you went all in on trying to sink me..."
Jim: "I have not gone all in Ralph, it would look way fucking different and you know it".

If Jim went all in gunt couldn't even respond for legal reasons lol. He is fucking lucky no one is fighting dirty.

 

[MeltyTW]

"I don't relisten to my streams, ever." Yeah, I fucking bet he doesn't. Just like he doesn't ever read his KF thread or watch other people's streams on him right?

unironically i actually believe him because his streams are either total humiliation like this or boring af. i think he probably plays more high energy clips like his tarding out and tard dance clips here if he needs a narcissist fix.

Where do we go from here? he admitted to lying and his ralpha persona was tore down like a wall brick by brick in front of his own audience on his own show and two other ones both doing more than double his viewers while being mocked and then pitied by his e-daddy and spanked like a piggy little bitch. hes revealed he thinks of this in terms of blocs and politics so in his mind all the people he were hollerin at are jim protected. idk what we can even expect to happen online from him now.

The only good, clever insult Ralph could come up with was calling Jim "Medicare."

he stole that from other people who mocked jim

 

[Angry Shoes]

Listening to the post-Metokur part of the stream now

>PPP and Warski leave
>KoP joins

 

[Absolutego]

Hmong are native to China and Indochina. We call them the Miao. Since she uses Hmong instead of Miao, I suppose her ancestors weren't from China.

I expect since she originally lived in Minnesota she's the descendant of some Hmong refugees who made it out of Vietnam during the war. There's a whole community of them in Minneapolis and the surrounding suburbs.

 

[Registration]

Almost finishing the stream audio and holy shit, I've never seen such pathetic wreck of a man rambling on the internet such as this specimen called ethan ralph. It almost felt like a therapy session for a drunkard in the back of a shitty bar, but with the knowledge that nothing will change and he will die eventually of substance related ANYTHING.

And the worst thing: THAT IS THE PATH THAT HE CHOOSE TO SHOW EVERYONE.

 

[Leave_Fargut]

The only good, clever insult Ralph could come up with was calling Jim "Medicare."

Mr Makeawish was the only funny one I've heard so far

 

[Burd Turglar]

Listening to the post-Metokur part of the stream now

>PPP and Warski leave
>KoP joins
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Yeah that stream plummets faster than the debris from the challenger.

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

Mr Makeawish was the only funny one I've heard so far

I hate to admit it, but I chuckled at Mr. Medicare

 

[New Horrors]

Ending the stream with Ralph getting outbanted by motherfucking Matt Jarbo and ragequitting is goddamn perfection