Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Mister Tanuki]

CORNED
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HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH they dumped fucking corn on his lawn; this stream was a bountiful harvest, I actually got to see a pig cry live

 

[JustStopDude]

I don't think it was intentional by Matt and Jim but that was a quality intervention.

I get asked by people IRL why I volunteer with addicts and the homeless because it's terrible people and often a losing battle.

Simple truth, someone like Ralph is less of a danger to others sober than self destructing.

 

[MoeChotto]

frank hassle and keemstar said some funny shit, but they werent on for long

Yeah, not a big fan of either of them personally but I didn't really mind them and Jesse, and Peanuthead Arbuckle confirmed the "I'm gonna get this hooker a geeift 'cuz she kissed me on the mowth, prost'tute ain't never kiss nobody on the mowth, das how ya know she's special."

 

[Twinkletard]

 

[DirtyOldish_pol_tard]

Matt seems to have maybe managed it, albeit he didn’t have the drug, alcohol, violence records you do

Matt said in Flamenco's chat that he's been sober for 3 years. I guess back during the boulder stream days he was coping by drinking, not unlike Ralph. The difference is Matt had the good sense to seek therapy instead of crawling into a bottle, gambling, and fucking whores.

 

[Blitzsneed]

Missed the live broadcast, but this stream was fucking magical. THIS is truly the gold standard of IBS.

• OG Gaymurdayders
• Gunt completely sperging to the max, crying multiple times while being completely blitzed out
• Gymnasium's ordinary day in a slaughterhouse
• Stream turns into an intervention, but Ralph won't change anyway
• Jarbo going for the killing blow, making piggy ragequit and raking in the shekels
• YT parasites joining in the chat for the grift at the end, Jim fucks off

Put Ethanol on suicide watch, at the moment he went for the blacklisting shit, it was over for him.
Once the genie's out of the bottle, it's impossible to put it back inside.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

I just finished the Boulder stream and I’ve gotta say, that was fucking gold and I think people here will look back on it in the future in the same way we look back on the original Matt incident.

This stream was such an entertaining little shitshow. Ralph sounds like he’s on the verge of tears the entire fucking hour and a half, it’s pathetic and hearing Jim tear through his pseudo-politics and feefees to laugh at him and call him names is great. He’s such a petulant little bitch and I can’t wait to see how much further he can sink this ship. He still has a bridge to burn with Dick, doesn’t he?

Honorable mention to Matt getting in the last shots at the end. I won’t say he’s redeemed of everything he ever did because that would be pretty gay, but it really was a perfect send-off for this faggotry. And, of course, Ralph left instantly.

Imagine rage quitting an argument against fucking MundaneMatt.

 

[Nick Gars]

Ralph: "I feel like you went all in on trying to sink me..."
Jim: "I have not gone all in Ralph, it would look way fucking different and you know it".

Jim totally used kid gloves on Ralph. If Jim's intention was to sink Ralph, we probably would of witnessed a literal suicide last night instead of a metaphorical mercy killing.

 

[Honored guest]

Oh man rage piggy is fucked, but not because daddy Jim spanked him live on air. He admitted that he is terrified of people coming to his house, if he thought getting diapers and corncobs was bad it's about to get a lot worse. Theres blood in the water and people looking to fuck with him will now start sending packages and visiting him.

We might have an American Dragon lord, with alogs making the pilgrimage to his house and fucking with him.

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

"You know, you're looking at it wrong, the... internet thing."
"How is that?"
"Well, once, there were only e-celebs. If you ask me, the chud's winning."

 

[fuck whales]

Goes along with my above line. Frank/Keem know hanging around these people only drags them down.

yeah but this a momentous occasion, you can make exceptions to the rule when the harvest is so good

 

[Moist Unguentine]

Jim totally used kid gloves on Ralph. If Jim's intention was to sink Ralph, we probably would of witnessed a literal suicide last night instead of a metaphorical mercy killing.

If Ralph keeps talking shit about Jade, Jim might devote a stream to him and that would be "way fucking different".

 

[rhinoplasty]

I expect since she originally lived in Minnesota she's the descendant of some Hmong refugees who made it out of Vietnam during the war. There's a whole community of them in Minneapolis and the surrounding suburbs.

That's less of a probability and more of a near certainty. Every Hmong in the US is a refugee. Calling other groups the "niggers" of wherever is new to me but it is true they are much more Chinese looking than your typical Southeast Asian; Cambodians especially are basically Polynesians. Iirc Hmong are a group from Southern China that got mixed into Indochina.

Still, that's a weird thing to hold onto in the States, where they are as typically low-education, high gang/violent crime as any other Southeast Asian group and honestly probably the worst one. It does sort of jibe with what I'd expect though, out west Southeast Asians and Pacific Islanders at this point just live in black neighborhoods and get along with them very well, to the point you'll usually see black (and white to a lesser extent) guys who happen to live in those neighborhoods in Cambodian, Laotian, Tongan and Samoan gangs. In Minneapolis the Hmong are usually much more hostile to American black people.

The other odd thing about Hmong in the Great Lakes states is that there have multiple fatal incidents between Hmong and redneck hunters; the most famous and possibly the progenitor of the rest involved this Hmong vet basically going full Rambo and murdering several white guys who exchanged words with him.

 

[Truly Rural]

R: "I can't wait for you to DIE I'll come piss on your grave with passion"
R: "I really don't want you to die, I love you Jim"
J: "I don't believe you"
R: "Now why would you think that badly of me all the time?"

Jim and alcohol dismembered Gunt and it was beautiful. I must admit I was a bit worried Gunt might off himself after the stream and I'd miss it. Now I see even Gunt thought of that possibility. Too bad Gunt can't take a simplest advice from Jim, namely to laugh and have fun instead constant fending and seething. Ralph is unable to experience fun.

 

[Opticana]

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"You know, you're looking at it wrong, the... internet thing."
"How is that?"
"Well, once, there were only e-celebs. If you ask me, the chud's winning."

"Never thought I'd die streaming side by side with a flaggot."
"What about side by side with an internet friend?"
"Aye, I could do that."
*pill bottle noises*

 

[Martial Autist]

After watching the stream I noticed allot of flipfloping with Ralph, he would say something along the lines of "I wish you were dead so I could piss on your grave" and then 15 minutes later be like "I still like you Jim and I don't actually wish you were dead".

I genuinely think Ralph has a hard time differentiating between his real life self and his online persona. His persona being akin to a mid-2000's WWE wrestler were it doesn't matter if they're the good guy or the bad guy, everyone is going to hoot and holler when they step onstage.

For them that is great, they'll make their millions, but for someone like Ralph who is an almost 40 year old buffoon who's greatest achievement in life is a failed internet talkshow, that persona is the most destructive thing possible. He's going to continue playing this character until it leads him to prison or a grave and nobody is going to be there for either.

There is no persona.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

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That guy is my favorite along with the gay furry that posted his shirt along side huge fucking dragon dildos and horse pussies in the locked ralph thread. Truly modern ubermensch.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Jim can keep saying he's not friends with internet people but he was rocking these hard as fuck

 

[Mister Mint]

I can’t wait to see how much further he can sink this ship. He still has a bridge to burn with Dick, doesn’t he?

Pantsu will leave him eventually because she, against all odds, deserves better somehow.
Dick will turn his back eventually because he's going to see that Ralph is a malignant tumor of a lolcow that turns all those that side with him into lolcows.

And I think at least one of those is happening inside of a month. Probably Dick.

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

"Never thought I'd die streaming side by side with a flaggot."
"What about side by side with an internet friend?"
"Aye, I could do that."
*pill bottle noises*

The parallels between Ralph and Childress are staggering.