We all know Chantal loves to show off. It's never anything any of us would be proud of exhibiting but to each his own, I guess. Of course, when she does she runs the risk of getting age-restricted, demonetized, or even yanked. That vile upskirt shot in the collab was showing off
and a preview/plug for this monstrosity of an Only Fans that's apparently in the works. Its controversy and risk must be at least partly why she got rid of it. But now how can it serve its purpose? By being available on Kiwi Farms, that's how. Am I saying we should stop archiving her streams (and by "we" I mean you lovely, lovely people who regularly take one for the team) ? Oh, hell no. I'm just reluctantly saying she might possibly deserve a little credit. Not for brains, but she's sort of like my cat who is a complete moron but somehow still manages to hatch a plan every now and then.
This would have been a great opportunity for Chinny to come out as the mature one, maybe discuss all the hate she gets with Karlee, what's it like to be a youtuber. Instead she cackled the whole time, and displayed herselp in a wonky wig and terrible neglige.
I'm sure she thinks mature is boring. But those are all great topics and they have to be neither mature
nor boring. Nothing wrong with being playful, Chantal, despite your subject matter. Well, ok, I can think of a few exceptions. But for the life of me I can't understand how we're (how long?) into this weird Nader arc where she threw what little sense she thought she had completely out the window
and her cultists are still fawning over her. Maybe only the diehard ones but it wasn't that long ago even the most cynical among us thought by now she'd be checking out Great Value-brand soup at her local WalMart and telling her disinterested cashier about this YouTube channel she used to have.
I can't understand how CHANTAL HERSELF isn't bored out of her skull. She wouldn't even have to put any real effort into it. Just stick a notepad under one of those pendulous fatbags and a pen under the other one and every once in a while when she's struck by an idea that might interest her members (your
members, honey, not
you) she would just jot it down, stick it back under there, and go back to eating deep fried butter dipped in gravy. She wouldn't even have to put the notes together into any sort of cohesive form. She whips it out, reads one, thinks for five seconds (I know, I know) and starts running her mouth. Easy peasy,
Here's where it gets a little tricky for me and then I'll shut the fuck up. I might owe Chantal an apology in. . .5. . .4. . .3. . .2. . .1. . .guess what's going on in the world today? BIG protests against health measures to combat Covid. Guess where? Canada. Guess where in Canada? Ottawa! I happened to see a picture attached to the story and it was taken nine miles from Chantal's doorstep. NINE MILES. Has she even mentioned it? I mean, in a way other than "Truckers are hot, I ought to go fuck one of them tee hee hee!" Does she even know about it? I skip around her streams a lot, I mean a
real lot, but I don't recall anyone here even laughing at her because she said something stupid about it. You know what? Here's a freebie, Chantal. One day a week one of your (nope, not gonna use the "B" word) minions gets to co-host with you. I mean, fuck, why not? It's not like we don't already have enough info to do a PAP smear on half of them, anyway. I'm sure at least two of them would love to be on camera with you. And they get to pick the topic. But, hand to God, if one of those fat bitches shows up in a red negligee
I'm gonna burn this shit to the ground.