Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[LadiosSopp]

It's extremely obvious that Jim was trying his best to gunt guard as usual, his attitude here vs Matt's teardown are completely different despite essentially being the same thing. It's wild to me that more people don't pick up on how soft Jim is on Ralph.


lol, imagine the seething.

I wouldn't say he was gunt guarding. I'd say he was being methodical and strategic in his approach to calling out the Gunt's bullshit. Like he said in the stream, Jim could have gone in way harder on Ralph if he wanted to, but he kept it strictly to Gunt and his fuckups and how he's been on this ridiculous downward spiral of scorched earthing himself all because people made light jabs at his expense and laughed at him. Calmly but firmly pointing out how your fuckups are making people laugh at you is a lot more effective than just going full IBS mode and shouting bitch made faggot at him for a couple hours on end. It was very much a "disappointed dad telling his teenage son how much of a fuckup he is" sort of stream and it was pretty fascinating to watch.

 

[Snigger]

I wouldn't say he was gunt guarding. I'd say he was being methodical and strategic in his approach to calling out the Gunt's bullshit. Like he said in the stream, Jim could have gone in way harder on Ralph if he wanted to, but he kept it strictly to Gunt and his fuckups and how he's been on this ridiculous downward spiral of scorched earthing himself all because people made light jabs at his expense and laughed at him. Calmly but firmly pointing out how your fuckups are making people laugh at you is a lot more effective than just going full IBS mode and shouting bitch made faggot at him for a couple hours on end. It was very much a "disappointed dad telling his teenage son how much of a fuckup he is" sort of stream and it was pretty fascinating to watch.

He was being a mix of tactical and trying to give ralph a shot to genuinely redeem himself

 

[Lards and Lasses]

Here's the video for those who haven't seen it yet:

Faggot is deleting comments calling him out for being an attention whore.

 

[Reluctant Baron]

It's extremely obvious that Jim was trying his best to gunt guard as usual, his attitude here vs Matt's teardown are completely different despite essentially being the same thing. It's wild to me that more people don't pick up on how soft Jim is on Ralph.

While I agree that he was soft on Ralph, he was definitely not Gunt Guarding. I would have loved to seem him rip Ralph to shreds, but acting like he's standing by Ralph after 2 hours of Ralph begging for Jim to even come on, and then reducing him to tears was definitely something.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

Ralph had to get in the last word and then hang up. Such womanly behaviour.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Just realised this is one of, if not the best source of new kino samples for Jarbo the Hutt kino

 

[Snigger]

Faggot is deleting comments calling him out for being an attention whore.

Oh come on, why did he have to upload a video. The idea of some anon husking and hucking corn was way funnier than some wananbe e-celeb

 

[Mikoyan]

Can you post it? Ralph's meltdown is a bit better with context. I knew about him being gay/ jealous for Metokur so the verbal beatdown was a mix of Ralph trying to get Metokur's metaphorical cock out and getting slapped with it.

Finally went and downloaded the bitchute so I can make a clip:

 

[The New Downhill Legend]

The Jim-Ralph therapy session really seemed like Jim trying to get Ralph to stop from fucking with Gator. It sounded like he was directing the conversation in that direction, and went back to it a couple of times. The only way to make Ralph stop his sperg fatwa is to make him realize he is digging a hole he can't escape from.

It honestly sounded like Ralph had a nanosecond of a realization and I thought the whole thing was defused. Just maybe he would wind it down and stop the whole retard train.

But this is Ralph.

 

[Moist Unguentine]

It was very much a "disappointed dad telling his teenage son how much of a fuckup he is" sort of stream and it was pretty fascinating to watch.

I get the impression that Jim's parents were both smart, and like The Bickersons, they had these amazing arguments with hilarious yelling and back-and forth countering of accusations that ended up in a draw with the marriage no worse for wear. Jim could have learned a lot of skills growing up in that kind of environment.

 

[Hornyjail1969]

Just finished watching the stream, it was more depressing than I expected, Ralph acted like a 10 year old who got into a fight with dad about something he thinks is serious but is actually frivolous, even Jim showed compassion.
The sad thing is that now gator, fagmenco & Co thinks that it will be enough for them to deny their master three times before the cock crows to cancel the years in which they helped and co-signed every wicked thing that gunt did, they can't get away with this.

 

[Lards and Lasses]

they can't get away with this.

Yeah ok nigger. Go make sure that justice is done on the gunts conspirators for us lol.

 

[gh0stiexo]

Ralph is over he's going to kill himself.

Everyone say "bye-bye Ralph"

I mean, yeah, but not in any way he isn't already working on. He'll continue to drink and sedate himself into fast paced liver failure, but he won't off himself. He thinks too much of himself to do that. He's the epitome of "If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck THEN EVERYONE ELSE IS A DUCK YOU GATDAM MOTHERFUCKER! I'M THE KING! KILLSTREAM BABY!"

 

[Reluctant Baron]

The sad thing is that now gator, fagmenco & Co thinks that it will be enough for them to deny their master three times before the cock crows to cancel the years in which they helped and co-signed every wicked thing that gunt did, they can't get away with this.

THEY WAS CO-SIGNIN EVERYTHANG HE DID AGAINST THE INTERNET, ALAWGS!!! I SAY IF THEY FUCK WITH ME, I'LL FUCK WITH THEM! THEY FUCKIN DESERVE IT!!!

Calm down, son. It's just a fat man.

 

[Happy Fish]

No activity from Jim today. I wonder if he died from the embarrassment of having to play shrink to a guy who begged to suck his dick for hours in front of a live audience.

ngl I wouldn't want to look at the internet after that bullshit either

 

[Matt Damon]

I mean, yeah, but not in any way he isn't already working on. He'll continue to drink and sedate himself into fast paced liver failure, but he won't off himself. He thinks too much of himself to do that. He's the epitome of "If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck THEN EVERYONE ELSE IS A DUCK YOU GATDAM MOTHERFUCKER! I'M THE KING! KILLSTREAM BABY!"

Agreed. Suicide typically requires capacity for regret and introspection and self-awareness.

Ralph has none of those things.

 

[Dyn]

As much as Jim claims not to be Ralph's friend, Jim definitely has a soft spot in his heart for Ralph. The stream would never have turned into a pseudo-therapy session with Jim trying to get Ralph to realize the errors of his ways if Jim truly didn't care about Ralph at all.

No that's just Jim understanding how awful he would look if people watch this out of context and see him just verbally raping a very obviously mentally retarded man for an hour.

 

[fromthebowelsofthebizzare]

Jesus that stream was brutal, but also some of the hardest i’ve laughed in a while

 

[LadiosSopp]

I get the impression that Jim's parents were both smart, and like The Bickersons, they had these amazing arguments with hilarious yelling and back-and forth countering of accusations that ended up in a draw with the marriage no worse for wear. Jim could have learned a lot of skills growing up in that kind of environment.

I agree. His ability to control and guide a conversation and stick to arguments is pretty on point. Part of why I like listening to him so much.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

No activity from Jim today. I wonder if he died from the embarrassment of having to play shrink to a guy who begged to suck his dick for hours in front of a live audience.

ngl I wouldn't want to look at the internet after that bullshit either

It's his biggest flex, the ability to simply walk away from all this bullshit and enjoy real life. Ralph has 100% less cancer than Jim and still doesn't do anything with his time but sit behind a computer to monitor who is aylawgin him.