Orbiter 🏳️‍🌈🐱 Nick Fuentes / Nicholas Joseph Fuentes / der America First Pürrer / "Nick the Knife" - CatboyKami's ex. Flipped fed asset after January 6th. Groypers are pardoned for January 6th, still a fag. Kept Ali Akbar, brown muslim boy-hungry pedophile, around groypers knowing what he was. Hates white women more than blacks and jews.

Nick has talked about this in the past. Ralph had him on a few times when he was getting started, and Nick is loyal to that. It's a similar thing with Baked Alaska, both had him on when he was sub-1000 views and now he pays them back.
Nick and Ralph had a massive blow up at each other before the recent saga and Ralph would mock him and at one point let zoom (pedo, liar, fat) have a go at him in a blindside early in the stream.me saga and Ralphs show was much smaller at the time when Baked was having his implosion. The fact is the grift pool between them all has such a high overlap they can't afford to cut any other member completely without shrinking the viewer base since fewer and fewer will have anything to do with them and they each have just enough contacts to keep shit limping along.
 
Nick and Ralph had a massive blow up at each other before the recent saga and Ralph would mock him and at one point let zoom (pedo, liar, fat) have a go at him in a blindside early in the stream.me saga and Ralphs show was much smaller at the time when Baked was having his implosion. The fact is the grift pool between them all has such a high overlap they can't afford to cut any other member completely without shrinking the viewer base since fewer and fewer will have anything to do with them and they each have just enough contacts to keep shit limping along.
The Gunt’s relevancy has diminished especially after Daddy Gym spanked him today

As for Fuentes, the Gunt will drag him down as well since the Gunt is a proxy/friend/catguard/nicksucker. Fuentes never cared about politics as much as his personal reputation or monetary gain. I do predict that Ralph will start another beef with Fuentes and Fuentes will try to remove him from Cozy and replace him with an up and coming Brittany Bimbo of Politically Provoked. Or relegate the Gunt to a lower position.

I’ve seen Fuentes’ capos time and time again attack and both Ethan and Nick have thin skin. This is ripe for potential conflict
 
The Gunt’s relevancy has diminished especially after Daddy Gym spanked him today

As for Fuentes, the Gunt will drag him down as well since the Gunt is a proxy/friend/catguard/nicksucker. Fuentes never cared about politics as much as his personal reputation or monetary gain. I do predict that Ralph will start another beef with Fuentes and Fuentes will try to remove him from Cozy and replace him with an up and coming Brittany Bimbo of Politically Provoked. Or relegate the Gunt to a lower position.

I’ve seen Fuentes’ capos time and time again attack and both Ethan and Nick have thin skin. This is ripe for potential conflict
His likability has diminished not his relevancy imo I think the catfag will use the gunted wigger as a blow off valve for people to attack since it draws attention from Nick. He knows what to expect from Ralph largely and that the Bimbo has a timer on her usefulness/willingness to deal with him.

When the ship sinks a bit further and the money gets tighter then you'll see Ralph either distance himself or have the blow up between him and beardsoy most likely.
 
Also from the sam hyde skits you can kind of approximate some kind of actual ideology, which sam never confirms or denies. He just keeps doing the bits and making implications. Nick literally views irony as a way to deflect and avoid criticism for saying dumb or edgy shit and then acts surprised/shocked/offended when people see through it.
Another key difference is that Sam was always (and still is) a comedian. He never tried to run a political movement. When you try and run a political movement to actually get people into office, you have to have some semblance of optics. Nick didn't care about that.

Also, enough has been said about the ludicrous incel stance being the best 'religious' stance, but actual 'trad caths' are nothing like Fuentes, and don't actually hate women. In fact, they seem to like them a lot, and tend to have 6-10 kids. I think any 'trad cath' would outright reject Nick as a fraud, and I can't even think of any of them that even support him at all.
 
I don't think Nick really cares about Ralph one way or another. He's willing to tolerate him on Cozy because he's a recognizable name that will fellate him. Ralph has no fans on Cozy but he's not a liability either because nobody using Cozy cares enough about his content to hate it. Of all the grievances to have with Nick, "Is acquaintances with Ethan Ralph" is a minor one.
 
I don't think Nick really cares about Ralph one way or another. He's willing to tolerate him on Cozy because he's a recognizable name that will fellate him. Ralph has no fans on Cozy but he's not a liability either because nobody using Cozy cares enough about his content to hate it. Of all the grievances to have with Nick, "Is acquaintances with Ethan Ralph" is a minor one.
Ethan Ralph's longstanding association with Corinne IRL makes me wonder if we are about to enter lol-pastures heretofore unseen. What if Corinne becomes a livestreamer on Cozy.tv ?
 
Actually, that sounds pretty comfy…

That’s the late-bloomer sex-haver discipline everyone wishes they had. Chad will be stuck at home with annoying kids and a battle axe wife at 48, while Nick will be remotely managing his racist Taco Bell’s from some whites-only island community while banging not only divorced rich white women, but their college aged daughters.

Basically he morphs into Papa Johns founder

Don’t peak before 30
How much weird porn and cancerous Hollywood shows have you consumed?

Odysee offered Ralph $30,000 a year for exclusivity, he has to delete his cozy.tv and YouTube. While I think that platform ran by absolute idiots will concede and let Ralph keep his other channels, he might leave honey.tv on his own accord and proceed to have a big fight with Lil'IVFuentes. We can already speculate the kind of insults Ralph will hogingly hurl and holler over Lil'Nipplets with. It'll be the Kami date, his status as a petri dish creation, and his genetic melting pod of nonwhiteness.

$30k is a lot for just 4 hours of worthless streams a day and grants a very comfortable living if one is a bit conservative with finances, but it's Ralph we're talking about.
 
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I don't think Nick really cares about Ralph one way or another. He's willing to tolerate him on Cozy because he's a recognizable name that will fellate him. Ralph has no fans on Cozy but he's not a liability either because nobody using Cozy cares enough about his content to hate it. Of all the grievances to have with Nick, "Is acquaintances with Ethan Ralph" is a minor one.
If you think of it as pro wrestling (also gay and full of degenerates) it makes sense. It's not that they care for each other, I doubt any of them do. It's knowing who your working with and what kind of show they'll put on and how it'll gel with your gimmick until the next one.
 
Another key difference is that Sam was always (and still is) a comedian. He never tried to run a political movement. When you try and run a political movement to actually get people into office, you have to have some semblance of optics. Nick didn't care about that.
This is a criticism I've made probably a dozen times on hear, but something doesn't have to be novel to be relevant or factual. He's basically no different than late night politics-comedy talk shows in this regard. When his politics are fucking shit then it's all "I'm just a kid! We're all just having a good time here! Irony!" and then when he wants deference it's all about how he's the future president, how AF is literally the future of american politics and the only viable political group (despite not actually having any kind of policy platform). It's such an obvious grift to literally anyone with more than a handful of braincells to rub together and is willing to take just 30 seconds or so and think about it.

Also, enough has been said about the ludicrous incel stance being the best 'religious' stance, but actual 'trad caths' are nothing like Fuentes, and don't actually hate women. In fact, they seem to like them a lot, and tend to have 6-10 kids. I think any 'trad cath' would outright reject Nick as a fraud, and I can't even think of any of them that even support him at all.
This is true- I've only ever met a handful of actual unironic "tradcaths" in real life and not one of them has liked Fuentes- if anything, people that are actually serious about tradition and catholicism view nick as a liability, at least in my experience.
 
The arrogance of pretending NickFirst is leading Tucker Carlson XD

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Jaden just mentioned a few minutes ago on his stream that "we" were looking at places in FL, then corrected himself quickly to say "I." I know someone mentioned it recently, but they're still tattling on themselves.

https://cozy.tv/jaden

edit: It seems like everytime I tune into any of them, there's something laughable about what they're saying. I'll make an effort to start capping stuff for the benefit of the thread.
 
The arrogance of pretending NickFirst is leading Tucker Carlson XD

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aren't like half of the people in that picture avowed zionists or something lmao

Jaden just mentioned a few minutes ago on his stream that "we" were looking at places in FL, then corrected himself quickly to say "I." I know someone mentioned it recently, but they're still tattling on themselves.

https://cozy.tv/jaden

edit: It seems like everytime I tune into any of them, there's something laughable about what they're saying. I'll make an effort to start capping stuff for the benefit of the thread.
you should, we need more archives of stuff, particularly the really heinous shit
 
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