Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Matt Damon]

Will you guys stop arguing with fuckin' Dyn? It's like watching a bunch of cats chase a laser pointer.

 

[hooboy]

have any of you considered using chat instead

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

I am a licensed psychiatrist in Minecraft. Ralph is a faggot.

 

[A valid name]

It's been a smorgasbord of horrific nonsense everywhere. Wow.

 

[Wodanaz]

Prefacing this post with the reminder: Ralph was drunk on the stream with Jim and Matt (and probably on pills too). Take my bullshit psychoanalysis with that in mind.

I think Ralph still likes and respects Jim (or he wants Jim's clout), despite all the retarded shit he's done over the last few days. He shit talks him and whines about him on his blog, but he still goes on stream to hash it out for an hour. Compare this to a few months ago when Ralph and Josh had a conversation. Ralph literally just REE'd for five minutes and then kicked Josh. The same thing happened in this one, but with Matt. Ralph said that Matt should weigh in on the discussion, probably because he was drunk, but then less than three minutes later, Ralph remembered that he doesn't actually like Matt, so he just left because he has no wish to speak with him.
Ralph doesn't like or respect Matt or Josh enough to have a real conversation with them on stream, but the same does not hold true for Jim. Deep down, Ralph is still painfully aware that if it wasn't for Jim, he would have nothing.

 

[hooboy]

anyway i've been developing a theory that jim suffers from dissociative identity disorder because of how much his personality changes. we see the good jim and the bad jim so to speak. the jim i gave my money to is the good jim (especially when he reads my superchat) but the bad jim is the one with cnacer who doesnt respond to me and doesnt do anything and ignores me.

i also think ralph is fat and embodies everything wrong with america i hate wiggers i hate wiggers i hate wiggers i hate wiggers i hate wiggers i hate wiggers i hate wiggers i hate wiggers i hate wiggers i hate wiggers i hate wiggers i hate wiggers i hate wiggers i hate wiggers i hate wiggers i hate wiggers i hate wiggers i hate wiggers i hate wiggers i hate wiggers i hate wiggers i hate wiggers i hate wiggers

 

[Jack Awful]

I think that might have been a happy accident but serious respect to him if he saw that all the way back in the day.

I think Jim has liked laughing at retards online for longer than his peers by being a decade older than them, meaning he's better by virtue of practice.

 

[AltisticRight]

It's extremely obvious that Jim was trying his best to gunt guard as usual, his attitude here vs Matt's teardown are completely different despite essentially being the same thing. It's wild to me that more people don't pick up on how soft Jim is on Ralph.

While I won't call it guntguarding, Jim was obviously trying get Ralph to realise how absolutely idiotic his actions recently were.

In the Boulder stream, Jim went really hard on Matt and he was pretty much being a (funny) massive bully. I think this has something to do with Matt incessantly denying flagging allegations just to be exposed as a fat liar. If some rather significant stream, say if Kino Kasino has Jim on to discuss Ralph and the stream gets aborted 3 minutes in, Ralph becomes the suspect and vehemently denies the allegations, claiming he scored a truck of Makers Mark in North Carolina just to be bullied into showing the Nora sock account and outed as a flagger, I'd imagine Jim will go ballistic on him.

Yeah, context matters.

 

[Dyn]

I think Jim has liked laughing at retards online for longer than his peers by being a decade older than them, meaning he's better by virtue of practice.

Yeah, seeing a way to make beaucoup bucks out of it is the really impressive part.

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

STOP INSULTING DADDY JIM HE IS A FLAWLESS MAN

 

[DefinitelNotAPsychopath]

"Hello fellow humans I also dislike the things that normal people dislike" is something psychopaths learn to say before high school or they end up in state care.

List out examples of Metokur displaying any of the traits of pscyhopathy.

Show me an incapacity to learn from his mistakes. Show me a lack of emotional empathy. Show me Metokur being grandiose. Show me Metokur's inability to maintain long-term relationships.

You do not know a single thing about psychopathy. How much research have you done on the subject?

 

[Matt Damon]

Compare this to a few months ago when Ralph and Josh had a conversation. Ralph literally just REE'd for five minutes and then kicked Josh.

If Jim had gone on KS, I fully believe Ralph would have done the same to him and then strutted around like he'd vanquished Daddy Jim.

That's what his plan was until Matt threw a wrench in it.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

The "at least we gave them casinos" line has to be the lamest thing anyone's ever said.

It's the kind of goofy argument someone would make tongue-in-cheek with a friend, but he was using it as an "own" against a man earnestly telling him to kill himself for being a pedophile.

Is this the same stream as the Matt Jarbo / Ethan Ralph / Mr. Metokur stream?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Haven't gotten out my abacus recently but I guaranfuckingtee he's not making "canceraids treatment at the Mayo Clinic" money off it. He's got outside income and insurance. Now he might not be working these days due to the illness but...

No shit, that is serious money, and why I figured he (at least before getting sick) had a job or career just for insurance coverage if nothing else. Obviously he might have coverage via Jade’s job too. Being as sick as he is he’d now probably qualify for SSDI (the one where you get benefits based on your former income, not the Chris Chan tard SSI) if he was a regular tax paying guy for years.

The fact is, even though Jim has decided to sell a bit of merch and other shit, he certainly hasn’t tried to milk his online fame for every penny like Ralph and other tards. Then again part of his persona is not being that greedy e-celeb ready to debase himself for a few more nickels at any opportunity. He certainly could sell-out in a much bigger way and use his health/medical bills as the reason for it.

If Ralph got cancer he’d just have section 8 apartment and medicaid covering all his medical bills.

 

[Dyn]

List out examples of Metokur displaying any of the traits of pscyhopathy.

Show me an incapacity to learn from his mistakes. Show me a lack of emotional empathy. Show me Metokur being grandiose. Show me Metokur's inability to maintain long-term relationships.

You do not know a single thing about psychopathy. How much research have you done on the subject?

Bro I'd have to be borderline retarded to start digging through streams looking for examples to clip because you're mad I called your internet daddy a name you don't like. Do you seriously think this is a reasonable thing to ask somebody to do? Do you seriously think anybody would actually do it?

I can sympathise with Jim being like a father figure to you but my opinion shouldn't threaten your worldview this much.

 

[TherapyMan]

Jim is a hilarious psychopath with a very good understanding of how everything he says is going to come across to the audience, and he knows damn well that even though this internet shit pays all his bills it's still just a stupid joke to the people watching it and he'll look terrible if he's seen getting mad or taking it too seriously.

I appreciate the craft of the bait. You generated nearly four pages of sperging based on this post alone. You are still king of the ring here on KF.

 

[Jack Awful]

Prefacing this post with the reminder: Ralph was drunk on the stream with Jim and Matt (and probably on pills too). Take my bullshit psychoanalysis with that in mind.

I think Ralph still likes and respects Jim (or he wants Jim's clout), despite all the retarded shit he's done over the last few days. He shit talks him and whines about him on his blog, but he still goes on stream to hash it out for an hour. Compare this to a few months ago when Ralph and Josh had a conversation. Ralph literally just REE'd for five minutes and then kicked Josh. The same thing happened in this one, but with Matt. Ralph said that Matt should weigh in on the discussion, probably because he was drunk, but then less than three minutes later, Ralph remembered that he doesn't actually like Matt, so he just left because he has no wish to speak with him.
Ralph doesn't like or respect Matt or Josh enough to have a real conversation with them on stream, but the same does not hold true for Jim. Deep down, Ralph is still painfully aware that if it wasn't for Jim, he would have nothing.

I think was obvious Ralph still likes Jim when he literally said "I can't help but like you".

 

[Matt Damon]

Is this the same stream as the Matt Jarbo / Ethan Ralph / Mr. Metokur stream?

Yeah, but it was the after-show once Jim and Ralph had left.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

If Jim had gone on KS, I fully believe Ralph would have done the same to him and then strutted around like he'd vanquished Daddy Jim.

That's what his plan was until Matt threw a wrench in it.

Probably, if it'd happened an hour and a half earlier when Ralph started begging and he was significantlt more sober, by the time the Matt stream was set up, he was too far gone in the booze and the pills and it wouldn't have gone much different for most of it even if he'd had a switch to kill Jim on the spot.

 

[Dyn]

I appreciate the craft of the bait. You generated nearly four pages of sperging based on this post alone. You are still king of the ring here on KF.

I'm not baiting I'm just sharing a genuinely held opinion that apparently isn't very popular.