Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%

  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%

  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%
  • Total voters
    2,418
FOUND: Ethan Ralph's soulmate or secret twin brother from Britain.
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LOOK AT THAT BIFURCATED GUNT!
 
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Okay real talk.
> You're telling me that rattling a pill bottle has led you to this point?
> WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
The whiny tone he asks this with, the fact that he cuts ties with his alleged bff over doing this once, why does rattling pill bottles fuck with him this hard? I know about the pillstream but there's got to be more to this, doesn't it? This is a severe case of pill PTSD he has going there. The reaction it goads out of him is way too visceral for it to just be embarrassment over a stream from years ago.
 
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I did not see this posted here so I figured I would.
Holly shit, so many of these guys are still fucking MASSIVE faggots. Matt is friendly with Vito the Pido and Memeinco is still a fucking weeb loser. Gator IS Gunt Jr. Listening to Gator cry about how "Ralph was my best friend" is like Ralph crying with Jim. Seeing Gaytor trying to spin this like this is all a win for him is cringe as fuck. All these former Gunt Guards acting like they are brave and they have "exposed" Ralph when it's all shit we've known for years while they swept it up for GUNT. I can only hope Ralph's meltdown gets worse by the end of this week and the "grand finale" is coming soon and Jim will do another stream at the end of the year.

Josh came out on top of all of this. Pizza bros, corn bros, we won! 🍕 🌽
 
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He cannot be stopped said:
Okay real talk.
> You're telling me that rattling a pill bottle has led you to this point?
> WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
The whiny tone he asks this with, the fact that he cuts ties with his alleged bff over doing this once, why does rattling pill bottles fuck with him this hard? I know about the pillstream but there's got to be more to this, doesn't it? This is a severe case of pill PTSD he has going there. The reaction it goads out of him is way too visceral for it to just be embarrassment over a stream from years ago.
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Ralph's response was "Because I don't like thinking about the worst moment of my life!" and Jim replied "Well I would say that was putting up your sex tape". You would think the worst moment would objectively be that he went to jail for 8 months and is a convicted felon. I recall when Ralph made fun of Thomas Ellington specifically and Warski for falling asleep on streams. His selective memory is completely deranged.
 
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Disheveled Human said:
Lets be honest I think Jim let up on Ralph because he was getting worried the gunt might actually kill himself or do something crazy. When Ralph almost started to cry Jim bailed him out.
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That's the thing. He "let up." People who might be suggesting he went completely easy on Ralph might be misremembering the beginning of the stream.

I just got done re-listening to it, and the first 10 or so minutes of those two going at it were pretty brutal. He went right out of the gate calling him a "rage pig." It was only after a time he throttled back a bit. By which point, Ralph seemed pretty defeated.
 
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He cannot be stopped said:
Okay real talk.
> You're telling me that rattling a pill bottle has led you to this point?
> WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
The whiny tone he asks this with, the fact that he cuts ties with his alleged bff over doing this once, why does rattling pill bottles fuck with him this hard? I know about the pillstream but there's got to be more to this, doesn't it? This is a severe case of pill PTSD he has going there. The reaction it goads out of him is way too visceral for it to just be embarrassment over a stream from years ago.
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1) He's a bitch made faggot who cannot handle any sort of joke at his expense.

2) Everyone dog piled on him after that and he really really could not take being the internet's whipping boy and having the spotlight on himself negatively. Boulder jokes? Keep em coming for years and years after the fact. But fuck you if you bring up my embarrassing stream.

3) I think he carries a lot of regrets for how he acted towards his mother during the last few years of her life. The pill stream jokes take him to that place of regret and loss. It's a neverending reminder of his lowest moment, during a time when he really failed his mom. Sorta like showing a recovering alcoholic footage of them being a drunk fool at a wedding.

Honest to god the jokes probably would have died out if he didn't act like such a fag about it and took it in stride. All he had to do was shake a bottle on his own stream and laugh at himself and it'd be over. He probably could have even DM'd Jim and told him it hurt him and why, and Jim probably would've backed off on them. But he chose to seethe and drink and blow his life up instead.
 
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Angel Dust said:
Sorta like showing a recovering alcoholic footage of them being a drunk fool at a wedding.
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And if Ralph was a recovering anything, I'd feel bad for him even now, but like you said, and like he continues to demonstrate, he's a thin-skinned fag who doubles down on every mistake, fucks up, lies about it, and then cries for forgiveness. I was getting whiplash last night from all the flip-flopping on every position.
 
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Angel Dust said:
1) He's a bitch made faggot who cannot handle any sort of joke at his expense.

2) Everyone dog piled on him after that and he really really could not take being the internet's whipping boy and having the spotlight on himself negatively. Boulder jokes? Keep em coming for years and years after the fact. But fuck you if you bring up my embarrassing stream.

3) I think he carries a lot of regrets for how he acted towards his mother during the last few years of her life. The pill stream jokes take him to that place of regret and loss. It's a neverending reminder of his lowest moment, during a time when he really failed his mom. Sorta like showing a recovering alcoholic footage of them being a drunk fool at a wedding.

Honest to god the jokes probably would have died out if he didn't act like such a fag about it and took it in stride. All he had to do was shake a bottle on his own stream and laugh at himself and it'd be over. He probably could have even DM'd Jim and told him it hurt him and why, and Jim probably would've backed off on them. But he chose to seethe and drink and blow his life up instead.
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It’s amazing how these Z-tier internet celebs ignore the one rule of the internet, if you can’t handle it walk away. Turn your screen off nigga you don’t have to be here
 
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Angel Dust said:
1) He's a bitch made faggot who cannot handle any sort of joke at his expense.

2) Everyone dog piled on him after that and he really really could not take being the internet's whipping boy and having the spotlight on himself negatively. Boulder jokes? Keep em coming for years and years after the fact. But fuck you if you bring up my embarrassing stream.

3) I think he carries a lot of regrets for how he acted towards his mother during the last few years of her life.
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While this is all TROO I will armchair and say that he despised any serious accountability to Sandra and why it took weeks before he found out Ronnie had passed away. We also see this kind of shitty behaviour with how he treats taking responsibility for his kids. Just my skitzo theory but I can absolutely see him trying to pass off his daughter to one of Meigh's parents because "reasons".
 
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