Gentlemen.
December 25th.
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December 31st.
May claims she ate tree nuts. She is deathly allergic to them. Anaphylaxis during pregnancy is extremely dangerous.
January 10th.
The starts vague posting about being sad. She also looks incredibly depressed.
February 5th.
No visible bump in reflection. No visible bump in photos. Not showing off stomach anymore.
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She should be very pregnant and wearing maternity clothes. Her bump should be twice what it was in December.
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Even in pregnancies with petite women / borderline anorexic masculine frames like May's, she should be showing.
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Ralph and May say they're not going to release a name or any photos of the baby. Why? Don't tell me that Ethan fucking Ralph and May "I want to be a vtuber I wear pantsu on my head kawaii" have come to their senses about offline privacy.
Are you telling me May wouldn't be gratuitously tradposting about the bump? No. I don't believe it.
Edit: Another thought. Ralph organized his gay bowling tournament about a week before May's due. I can believe Ralph is stupid, careless, thoughtless, self-indulgent ... but really? She could easily go into labor and he'd be two thousand miles away. It'd make a lot of sense if that time just had no significance to Ralph.
And I won't accept some bullshit fluffed up stomach picture when Ralph copes about this. You can buy fake bumps on Amazon. Either show skin or don't bother.