Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Thirteenfifty]

They’re going to have to move Ralph’s grave just to stop people from leaving corn on it

I was going to say they'll probably cremate the body and not have a grave instead but all the fat and ethanol in his body might make it unsafe

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Jesus can Ralph stop for like one fucking week. I swear he has had at least one significant L happen each week since at least before he shit himself back in October.

It feels like his skin is getting thinner over time too. Him breaking down over having corn dumped in his yard is beyond parody.

 

[A Ghost]

I'm pretty sure it was the time Diogenes went after Jim. Jim said he has no friends on the internet, asked Ralph to confirm, and then Ralph said no we're not friends, he's just a guy who comes on the show. Maybe his brain rotted to the point he forgot

it was he also said when Diogenes went off about Ralph having a block list that if he had proof to show it hes not protecting ralph

 

[northstar747]

There's more nuance than psychopath or not psychopath. There's the Psychopathy Checklist which is used as an assessment tool for psychopathic tendencies or clinical psychopathy. I think you're right that Jim likely has psychopathic traits on the checklist, but I don't think he's a clinical psychopath.

Jim likes anime. Worse he reads manga....Manga.... since he reads about isekai reincarnation into Magical world manga..Manga...and might be terminally ill. It's depressing.

 

[fuck whales]

Jim is back on Twitter. I wonder who could've flagged his merch down?

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Im thinking mersh more than ralph tbh, the "bully the weak" letterman jacket was aimed at him, I bet he waited for something to happen so he could flag without people thinking it was him.

Ralph has flagged a lot of shit, but theyve all been about people using his shit which he wrongly thinks isnt fair use, this is a womanly flagging, and the one thing we learned about mersh during the 5 hour lookin at a retard on porsalin channel, it is that Mersh thinks like a woman.

 

[msd]

!!!!! Faggotry incoming !!!!

On my breaks, I play a mobile game called Time Princess. It's basically a dress up game and the user base is 80% middle aged women who want a break from their kids and shitty husbands, 10% Tumblr snowflake retards and 10% people who just want to look at pretty clothes. (And 100% autists). Today in the chat box, Ethan Ralph was being discussed. That's how truly well fucked he is. He's being talked about and dissed by wine moms in a dress up games chat room.

Inspirational

Next thing that happens is I'll see him being discussed in a random ass runescape server

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Yeah, but we never get to hear someone actually throw Ralph’s lies, BS and hypocrisy right back in his face in real time and demand he explain and respond. Listening to Ethan get called out on his bullshit outside of his echo chamber by some one he has to respond to who won’t accept his bullshit was amazing. First time I could stand to listen to Ralph for more than 2 minutes at a go.

Very true and I don't discount that. I will push back lightly and say that almost all of the arguments made by Jim have been thrown at Ethan at one time or another and he reacted the same way by puffing out his chest and doubling down. I still believe that the most embarrassing thing from the boulder convention or coming to boulders or whatever we end up calling the stream is Matt simply asking to see his flagging history. As shitty as what Matt did was he did show off his history, albeit altered. Ethan ran away from that and only that. He didn't run when Jim brought up the sex tape, albeit very lightly and passively. He didn't run when he almost cried twice because Jim didn't defend like he wanted Jim to do. He ran while being asked one thing from Matt Jarbo and while Jim was muted. It was fun and cathartic listening to Jim shred every point Ethan tried to make but he's just saying what we've been saying for years now and before I get brigaded by sweetie squad members no I'm not saying Jim is parroting us. What he said were obvious truths that the gunt and his guntateers refuse to acknowledge. Thanks to Matt we now can official call him a little soy filled coward.

 

[Quiritium]

I don't get how Jim is winning in the poll. Ethan hemmed and hawed, contradicted himself, cried, lied and was called out for all of that by Jim but Ethan stayed there for all of it. It wasn't until Matt asked about his report history that Ethan took his hardest turn from trying to be nice to antagonism and when Matt pushed him just once the Ralphamale tucked his gunt between his legs and ran away.

Matt is the real hero here. Jim's stuff was fun and interesting but it wasn't anything we didn't already know. Ethan is a liar, a hypocrite, and has both the morality and alcoholism of fellow gunt Bob Chipman. With one simple question Matt turned the greatest killstream moment, one that Ethan beat to absolute death, right back on him.

I never paid much attention to Jarbo before the Boulder stream, had a little fun trolling right after, and forgot about him until he was brought up by others. This stream has really endeared me to him. I don't know if he's gonna try to get back into internet stuff but I really hope he doesn't. There's nothing here but misery and autism. What he's doing now is paying for his woman, kids, and himself. This is such a beautiful ending to the saga of Matt Jarbo and I would hate for it to be ruined.

Semper Fi and take this

All hail the Boulder King.

I have the exact opposite reaction, I don't get how Matt is so high just for making Ethan ragequit. Ethan ending the discussion prematurely is the easiest outcome for anyone because he just wants his echochamber and validation from sycophants, and the way he ends it just depends on whether he's in control of the stream like he did when he kicked Josh or if he leaves someone else's stream like Matt's.

What Jim did was something no one else could do because Ethan would never put himself in that position with anyone else, which was to keep Ethan on for as long as possible to plainly expose how truly pathetic he is. Jim didn't plan for it, as can be seen from the beginning of the stream where Jim is being very belligerent. But at a certain point Jim realizes that Ethan is so desperate to get him back on his side that if he just keeps him on and talking he'll expose and humiliate himself in a way that aggressive confrontation will not achieve. That's when Jim backs off somewhat and just pushes certain buttons, enough to let Ethan self destruct live.

I think the amount of self destructive delusion Ethan exposed afterwards actually caught Jim by surprise. Up until then he probably thought he was just dealing with a massive retard on the internet, but after what followed he seemed genuinely concerned that Ethan is literally going insane and tried to reason with him. As much as Jim likes to laugh at retards he's not unfeeling and doesn't wish any actual harm to come to people. He just hopes they get their act together after he's had his laugh.

 

[MadStan]

So who wants to buy the movie rights to Ethan's kid?

 

[fuck whales]

Very true and I don't discount that. I will push back lightly and say that almost all of the arguments made by Jim have been thrown at Ethan at one time or another and he reacted the same way by puffing out his chest and doubling down. I still believe that the most embarrassing thing from the boulder convention or coming to boulders or whatever we end up calling the stream is Matt simply asking to see his flagging history. As shitty as what Matt did was he did show off his history, albeit altered. Ethan ran away from that and only that. He didn't run when Jim brought up the sex tape, albeit very lightly and passively. He didn't run when he almost cried twice because Jim didn't defend like he wanted Jim to do. He ran while being asked one thing from Matt Jarbo and while Jim was muted. It was fun and cathartic listening to Jim shred every point Ethan tried to make but he's just saying what we've been saying for years now and before I get brigaded by sweetie squad members no I'm not saying Jim is parroting us. What he said were obvious truths that the gunt and his guntateers refuse to acknowledge. Thanks to Matt we now can official call him a little soy filled coward.

Matt was hilarious, dont get me wrong, but the best bit was metokur making him explain his lies, which he couldnt do, that was fucking amzing to watch, a ragequit set it off perfectly, but the entireity of "who have I doxxed" "when did I say that" "I never brought your family into it" and wearing him down to the point of a sad gibbering retard was the real star of the show

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Jim didn't plan for it, as can be seen from the beginning of the stream where Jim is being very belligerent.

But that belligerence paid off with, in my opinion, one of the funniest lies I have ever heard Ralph try to tell. Ralph trying to tell Jim he always was a loser was fucking surreal, all I could think of was that time Ralph tried to beat Jersh with the fact Jim hated him.

 

[fuck whales]

I don't get how Jim is winning in the poll. Ethan hemmed and hawed, contradicted himself, cried, lied and was called out for all of that by Jim but Ethan stayed there for all of it. It wasn't until Matt asked about his report history that Ethan took his hardest turn from trying to be nice to antagonism and when Matt pushed him just once the Ralphamale tucked his gunt between his legs and ran away.

Matt is the real hero here. Jim's stuff was fun and interesting but it wasn't anything we didn't already know. Ethan is a liar, a hypocrite, and has both the morality and alcoholism of fellow gunt Bob Chipman. With one simple question Matt turned the greatest killstream moment, one that Ethan beat to absolute death, right back on him.

I never paid much attention to Jarbo before the Boulder stream, had a little fun trolling right after, and forgot about him until he was brought up by others. This stream has really endeared me to him. I don't know if he's gonna try to get back into internet stuff but I really hope he doesn't. There's nothing here but misery and autism. What he's doing now is paying for his woman, kids, and himself. This is such a beautiful ending to the saga of Matt Jarbo and I would hate for it to be ruined.

Semper Fi and take this

All hail the Boulder King.

Lets also not forget, and no one is discounting how funny the ragequit was, this was an incredibly drunk and maybe drugged up man, who had just gone intellectually 50 rounds with tyson and been beaten down, it was probably not that hard to make him quit, if youve done an arduous task while drunk, you all know how hard it is to start up and do something similar again.

so while obviously hilarious, its not the greatest own of all time.

 

[Miguel Serrano]

The underrated KINO that was PPP, Frank Hassle, Randbot VS Pedo Vito.

https://youtu.be/4szpXiCwYkY

 

[thismanlies]

Lets also not forget, and no one is discounting how funny the ragequit was, this was an incredibly drunk and maybe drugged up man, who had just gone intellectually 50 rounds with tyson and been beaten down, it was probably not that hard to make him quit, if youve done an arduous task while drunk, you all know how hard it is to start up and do something similar again.

so while obviously hilarious, its not the greatest own of all time.

I have to disagree. Call him a fat alcoholic drug abuser who’s the architect of his own failure and he won’t even bat one of his swollen eyes. But tell him to show his flag history and watch him haul ass and pretend he was too drunk to remember anything.

There’s a reason why the natives used boulders to grind their corn into corn flour. Because they know which one’s stronger.

 

[Giant Kozaky]

Lets also not forget, and no one is discounting how funny the ragequit was, this was an incredibly drunk and maybe drugged up man, who had just gone intellectually 50 rounds with tyson and been beaten down, it was probably not that hard to make him quit, if youve done an arduous task while drunk, you all know how hard it is to start up and do something similar again.

so while obviously hilarious, its not the greatest own of all time.

Pretty optimistic to think that you’d find Ralph sober

 

[fuck whales]

I have to disagree. Call him a fat alcoholic drug abuser who’s the architect of his own failure and he won’t even bat one of his swollen eyes. But tell him to show his flag history and watch him haul ass and pretend he was too drunk to remember anything.

There’s a reason why the natives used boulders to grind their corn into corn flour. Because they know which one’s stronger.

he was clearly too drunk to do anything, did you watch him try to argue with Jim.

 

[Dick Molesterson]

So who wants to buy the movie rights to Ethan's kid?

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[Pyre]

Ralph rage quit because being confronted by Matt, a person who's life Ralph has been actively ruining for years and told that he's a hypocritical piece of shit was too much for him. Ralph is obsessed with Jim because of his ability to draw people in, whether he hates him now or not he'd suck his dick on stream if Jim would come back on his side. Being shit talked by Matt mundane for even thirty seconds was too much.

 

[AltisticRight]

Jim is back on Twitter. I wonder who could've flagged his merch down?

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Ralph did it.

Everyone assumed Jarbo flagged the Poley stream despite zero proof to substantiate that claim. Ralph has flagged far more than Matt could imagine and he's barely seen any repercussions. Matt never issued DMCA takedowns which in itself would have been criminal if it was given in no grounds. Ralph issued countless DMCA takedown strikes with that Nora dildo shrine email he holds onto.

His access to Nora's email also elucidates the claims of him being a control freak towards his supposed lovers. I would have assumed he acquired the email address because he had social media attached to it last year. In light of his controlling behaviour, this begs the question. Why didn't he transfer any social media attached to that email address? It's as simple as going to the YouTube dashboard and asking for it.

Notice how Ralph shivered and shriveled when Matt pressed him on regarding all his flagging? Ralph said he has no recollection and left the stream. He has no recollection because he's lost count, his flagging thread is one of the longest and arguably the most maintained. I'm going to update it later.

All the sperging about cancelling is far more applicable to Ralph. Did anyone forget that he paid $200 to buy some audio files of Matt's Discord and tagged the FBI and UberEats from his verified Twitter account in a lame attempt to rid Matt of his job? How about his idiotic drunken call to Matt on the stream for that totally not cringe dicksucking boulder anniversary rubbish? Matt actually has a better reason to fracture Ralph's orbital bone than anyone. People probably didn't care or act unsympathetic because Matt is some soy filled fat punching bag. Ralph is shorter and fatter than Matt.

I'm pretty sure it was the time Diogenes went after Jim. Jim said he has no friends on the internet, asked Ralph to confirm, and then Ralph said no we're not friends, he's just a guy who comes on the show. Maybe his brain rotted to the point he forgot

I remember that, Diogenes also asked if Metokur and Ralph feel guilty for dating someone that isn't White. Metokur made fun of him. I should be able to find it, I made it into a meme somewhere in the long thread.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Thanks to Matt we now can official call him a little soy filled coward.

No-no, he is a soy filled bitch