Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[OldGuy]

It feels weird to say but jail might honestly be the best thing for him.

He allready did that once before, he sperged out during GG, started stalking Brianna Wu, got on some streams with Milo and Jim and, got a taste of e-fame and started sperging out in desperation for more, which ended with him punching a cop and going to jail, he didnt learn from it once his EGO gets fed he will always go into a spiral of self destruction, if he goes to jail, it will just reset his cycle, it will work short therm but eventually fall apart

 

[Foltest]

That stream…. Wow. What a clusterfuck and Ralph got pummeled by Jarbo of all people!

 

[Happy Fish]

Ralph addresses the Saturday Stream, saying he was too drunk to argue his side, but he was justified and that a double standard is applied to him. He admits he may of been slightly wrong on a small amount of things, but it seems it is more for appearances sake. He also discusses heavily his drinking problem. Says his complete thoughts on the subject will be on his next livejournal post. While not in the below clip, a little later in the stream he concludes that his plan is to do 2 weeks of regular shows, but he says we'll see if he can stay to that plan, and that he hit the bong a bunch tonight, and that the liquor is still sweating out of his body.

Seek to about a 1:15 for the start, the first minute is topic transition.

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To me he seems s bit deflated, like he knows his bluster just made him look like a jackass but he doesn't want to admit it or change. He does admit it was partially... "partially" his fault because he was hammered and couldn't convey his points but that he lives his life like an "outlaw who doesn't care if he lives or dies." Seemingly unable to accept that his "outlaw" lifestyle is what got him laughed at in the first place with his outlaw pills and getting his outlaw purse stolen then raging like a jackass when people laugh at what an "outlaw" he makes himself into.

I'll give him credit that this has clearly registered with him that this was an L which is better than many cows, but it definitely wasn't him hitting rock bottom, and he definitely doesn't seem to register the magnitude of work it is going to take him to "clean up his side."

 

[MadStan]

Ralph was flattened, outsmarted, beaten, defeated and exposed by a home-bound cancer patient. I found a photo of Jim and it confirmed what we always knew.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Ralph posted... whatever this is.
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https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1490086249817853953

fuckin Freebird...

 

[Keranu]

Is Ralph really going to buy a dog to neglect now? Neigh would like that, I bet.

He did have a dog when Sandra was alive but I'm not sure what happened to him. I don't know if it'

Ralph addresses the Saturday Stream, saying he was too drunk to argue his side, but he was justified and that a double standard is applied to him. He admits he may of been slightly wrong on a small amount of things, but it seems it is more for appearances sake. He also discusses heavily his drinking problem. Says his complete thoughts on the subject will be on his next livejournal post. While not in the below clip, a little later in the stream he concludes that his plan is to do 2 weeks of regular shows, but he says we'll see if he can stay to that plan, and that he hit the bong a bunch tonight, and that the liquor is still sweating out of his body.

Seek to about a 1:15 for the start, the first minute is topic transition.

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"I've talked openly about my drinking problems and substance abuse."

Last Saturday, "You were shaking pill bottles! I don't like to think about that!"

Ralph has never embraced the Pillstream. I was annoyed back then when he refused to upload it and list it as an official episodem.

 

[Laura Loomer]

Ralph has never embraced the Pillstream. I was annoyed back then when he refused to upload it and list it as an official episodem.

He's always been a thin-skinned faggot. Jim is only pretending to find that out for the first time now, but it worked really well.

 

[Salubrious]

This is going to sound weird, but from a lolcow entertainment standpoint, I much enjoyed the anime rabbit incident than the latest "killstream." The vtuber seemed genuinely upbeat and happy, especially when sempai Jim noticed her. All I get out of this is fremdschämen - I just feel second hand embarrassment even though I have no actual sympathy for Ralph at all.

 

[northstar747]

So remember when ralph and andy were going to be speed runners maybe ralph should be a vtuber and by be a vtuber I mean have may be a vtuber thats like a loli horse gunt

 

[Pale Empress]

"I've talked openly about my drinking problems and substance abuse."

Last Saturday, "You were shaking pill bottles! I don't like to think about that!"

Ralph has never embraced the Pillstream. I was annoyed back then when he refused to upload it and list it as an official episodem.

Has he ever publicly acknowledged the pillstream?

He's never been "open" about his substance abuse, he hides it. Remember when he pretended to be sober for the better part of a year and still slurred his way through every show while taking bong rips and turning his camera off every five minutes?

 

[Hail Mandalore]

Meigh must be thrilled to be having a wedding in a bowling alley in Dallas.

 

[NPC304348]

DAWTS NAWT TROOO: the next episode
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Finally someone clipped the best moment of the stream. Thank you

Meigh must be thrilled to be having a wedding in a bowling alley in Dallas.

Bowling alley wedding 9 months pregnant in a city hundreds of miles away from home. Shit like this is why I’m starting to believe there is no baby. Pantsu would have already shot this idea down if she were actually in her third trimester.

 

[Schmeated Ted]

I have an extremely important question for you all.


Which is the better version?

The original from the pillstream.
Dats naht trooooooo

Or the new one from the corn milling?
That's not true!


I'm kinda partial to the super high pitched reeing of the new one..

 

[How do I log in?]

With his criminal history would Uber even take Ralph?

Given how often Uber has hired people who murdered their clients that's probably not off the table for Ralph as far as signing up. But he would lose that job after Uber gets fifty reviews saying his car smelled like booze and sharts.

 

[DownSyzePotato]

Ralph took another savage beating on stream. But which was worse?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

To me he seems s bit deflated, like he knows his bluster just made him look like a jackass but he doesn't want to admit it or change. He does admit it was partially... "partially" his fault because he was hammered and couldn't convey his points but that he lives his life like an "outlaw who doesn't care if he lives or dies." Seemingly unable to accept that his "outlaw" lifestyle is what got him laughed at in the first place with his outlaw pills and getting his outlaw purse stolen then raging like a jackass when people laugh at what an "outlaw" he makes himself into.

I'll give him credit that this has clearly registered with him that this was an L which is better than many cows, but it definitely wasn't him hitting rock bottom, and he definitely doesn't seem to register the magnitude of work it is going to take him to "clean up his side."

The fact that in his mind this is “living like an outlaw” is fucking hilarious. He’s a morbidly obese shut in that gets his ass kicked by reality every time he ventures outside the crack shack.

Think about what’s occurred every time the fat, friendless idiot has left the house the past six months: losing tens of thousands gambling in Vegas, totals his car, stuck in snow storm saved from freezing to death by based farmer, heart attack in airport, ass whipped, facial surgery. It’s gotten so bad that his IRL adventures have made him a complete laughing stock online. He piles on to the absurdity by pretending that being such a messy drunk retard makes him Billy bad ass Outlaw man.

The only people who thinks being incredibly stupid and reckless equals OUTLAW are other unemployed, drunken, pill popping, trailer trash who can’t function in society due to incredible stupidity and poor impulse control - basically people that make up the tiny remaining audience of the KS.

 

[Frog Ken]

Still trying to catch up on all this glorious content. What a weekend.
I propose we start calling Mister Metokur "Ronnie" in honour of all this.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Listened to most of the full four hour stream last night. Currently ruminating over coffee.

That was insanity. I can't believe it, but also I 100% do. The part that stuck out to be the most is early on when Ralph starts yelling and slurring about how Jim's wife is a "fat Asian whore" (or something), Matt tries to intervene, but Jim tells him to stop and says "let [the audience] drink it in, drink it all in, his hypocrisy and lies." I'm not sure if I could keep composure if someone who's trying to wife a pedophile was yelling that about my spouse.

Stream after Jim left was total autism. Most everyone hated each other and tried to start shit. Why do people keep injecting Vito into everything and defending him? This mf really tries to handwave saying he's a pedophile online as "free speech." Well yeah I have the freedom to post that I'm a pedophile online, but normal people won't do that, retard. Loved the part where basically where other guest begged Matt to kick Vito.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

To me he seems s bit deflated, like he knows his bluster just made him look like a jackass but he doesn't want to admit it or change. He does admit it was partially... "partially" his fault because he was hammered and couldn't convey his points but that he lives his life like an "outlaw who doesn't care if he lives or dies." Seemingly unable to accept that his "outlaw" lifestyle is what got him laughed at in the first place with his outlaw pills and getting his outlaw purse stolen then raging like a jackass when people laugh at what an "outlaw" he makes himself into.

I'll give him credit that this has clearly registered with him that this was an L which is better than many cows, but it definitely wasn't him hitting rock bottom, and he definitely doesn't seem to register the magnitude of work it is going to take him to "clean up his side."

Yet he still didnt offer up answers to questions that were asked like “when did Jim or Gator say it was a good thing for Jesse to have gone to his house?” or any of the “where did I say that?” Jim kept asking Ralph about.

”AH’M A OUTLAW!” is just more cope for Ralph’s increasing delusional paranoia and monumentally bad decision making while trying to look cool. Ralph' you’re not an outlaw. You’ve made yourself an outcast with your incredibly bad decisions and Attacking everyone around you that might suggest “hey, maybe that’s not such a great idea.”

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph is calling himself an outlaw now? How delusional can one man get. Waiting for Red Dead Remption 3 where you star as the gunt living the outlaw life of gambling, whoring, and being a fat alcoholic shut in with a crossbow who screams at the internet and never pays taxes. Real outlaw style there,

Jim really broke his Ralphamale ego and Gunt is doubling down for a rebranding with his claims of “outlaw” status. And his paypigs who live vicariously through Ralph will eat it up