Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[The Dude]

I've seen them, yes. Or SAW them, back when going to the mall was still a thing. They're not common, and like @Aunt Carol says, they're almost always hipster spots.

The one that springs to my mind are Liquid Nitrogen cereal bars (often referred to as "Dragon's Breath"), where they sell you cupfulls of what are essentially Trix or Fruity Pebbles balls, doused in liquid nitrogen (sometimes other cereals too, but Fruity Peb-balls were the most common). The cereal balls come out of the liquid nitrogen bath smoking and steaming, and when you eat them, they make you blow smoke rings out your mouth, nose, and earholes. Apparently it was a fad in Asian markets, and got popular several years ago on Instagram, causing a minor moral panic and several thousand articles about how stupid Zoomers and hipsters are.


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There are also "craft cereal" stands, which as Aunt Carol points out, are likewise rare, and generally sell their own, fancy, in-house cereals, meant to evoke feelings of nostalgia for Saturday morning cartoons or some shit. They probably wouldn't sell Cheerios at a place like that - they'd have something similar, only called FairTradeOs and served in a bowl of Sriracha - but you never know.

THAT SAID, yes, it is (or rather, was, back when malls still existed) possible to buy Cheerios at the mall. They're not exactly a popular mall item, but malls have tons of stores, and I'm certain you could find single-bowl servings of Cheerios there, somewhere, if you really looked. Once in a great while an ice cream shop will have cereal on the side (the idea is to use the cereal as a mixin for your ice cream, but I guess there's nothing stopping you from eating the cereal on its own), and a boomer store like a newsstand or a pharmacy might have a single-pack, maybe.

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But it's definitely not the sort of thing I've ever heard a person say they're going to the mall to buy. That's Lou being weird.


-edit- I'm looking through Lou's local mall directory, and I'm not seeing anything that screams "Cheerios sold here!" It's possible that the Bubble Tea place sold liquid nitrogen cereal once upon a time, since bobba shops tended to be early adopters of that fad. But I'd be skeptical, since liquid nitrogen cereal is no longer popular (may even be illegal...?), and I highly doubt Lou would be culinarily adventurous enough to step foot in an East Asian bobba store.

I've personally never seen nor heard of cereal being sold at shopping malls, aside from maybe being sold in the box like it would at the grocery store at some specialty store in the mall. But being sold in the food court or a kiosk? That's a new one on me. I've only seen your typical food court foods like Orange Julius, Sbarros, Mrs. Fields Cookies, Cinnabon, Panda Express, Chick-Fil-A, etc.

 

[Solid Snek]

I've personally never seen nor heard of cereal being sold at shopping malls, aside from maybe being sold in the box like it would at the grocery store at some specialty store in the mall. But being sold in the food court or a kiosk? That's a new one on me. I've only seen your typical food court foods like Orange Julius, Sbarros, Mrs. Fields Cookies, Cinnabon, Panda Express, Chick-Fil-A, etc.

My guess is he's lying, and he mentions buying Cheerios only because that's the healthiest thing he could think of off the top of his head.

Someone called Lou a bad friend and complained about him using multiple usernames, leading to this story about being trans and his mom going to jail.

https://archive.md/sLl2J

It's nice that at least some trannies are catching on to the fact that Lou's identity cycle is, at least in part, a way for him to deflect scrutiny and make it impossible for casual followers to catch him in his lies.

 

[Spunt]

Lou doesn't cry. He just thinks that's what people with normal human emotions do and is too monumentally stupid to write something more believable.

I said it a while ago, Lou has every single recognised presentation of Antisocial Personality Disorder except one - he doesn't use superficial charm to manipulate people. He has the other 11 (and a professional only needs 6 to make a diagnosis), but I maintain that the reason he doesn't do this is that he's too dim. ASPD people, Sociopaths and Psychopaths don't develop normal human emotions, so they learn how to behave academically - a bit like the way autistic people have to learn social rules by rote and observation rather than by instinct like most other people. But Lou is simply too stupid to do it.

That's why he bangs on about crying all the time - normal people (men and women) don't cry every time there's some sort of setback, and they certainly don't tell the entire world they're doing it. But Twitter trannies do, because they're mostly autists who learn social rules from each other, and they learned how to be women from teenage girls on Tumblr in the 2000s (they never actually met any, being autists/incels before they trooned out), and so talking about how much you're crying all the time is a thing Twitter trannies do because it's a sort of social shibboleth based on a misunderstanding of femininity. Lou doesn't do it to be accepted amongst trannies so much as he does to try to manipulate people into giving him money, but because he's so stupid he can't see that's how normal people (the people who would have any money to give him rather than the broken basement degenerates he has as acquaintances) actually react to setbacks or behave in general.

 

[Kled]

Someone called Lou a bad friend and complained about him using multiple usernames, leading to this story about being trans and his mom going to jail.

Maybe you're a bad friend because you have no empathy for anyone else. If that doesn't work, maybe it's because you are rarely honest unless you're attacking someone. Maybe...maybe it's because you change your alias and lie like a dead body which makes it hard for anyone to trust or get to know you. This isn't hard and even in this tweet string its basically "ME ME ME", Not about the "friend" or anyone else. It's all about how HE feels that he's been called a bad friend. No one wants a narcissist as a friend because they suck the fun out of anything in the same way no one wants a Debbie Downer or someone with critically bad anger problems in their friend group. All you do is complain and bitch and attack anything like an angry small dog (lol) just begging to be punted into a brick wall.

But nah I can't imagine why you're a bad friend. Must be some TERF or Nazi nonsense.

 

[Spoonomancer]

Someone called Lou a bad friend and complained about him using multiple usernames, leading to this story about being trans and his mom going to jail.

https://archive.md/sLl2J

It's nice that at least some trannies are catching on to the fact that Lou's identity cycle is, at least in part, a way for him to deflect scrutiny and make it impossible for casual followers to catch him in his lies.

Surprised that Lou realizes that people hate that he changes usernames like every week. What isn't surprising is that Lou tries to deflect blame on to something entirely unrelated as to why he does it.

Going to be fun when the time comes where Corust can write the callout post again, if he ever does it.

 

[MetalParakeet]

Imagine your mom going to jail and instead of understanding that jails hard, you send her a list of preferred pronouns

 

[Solid Snek]

Imagine your mom going to jail and instead of understanding that jails hard, you send her a list of preferred pronouns

Dear Mom,​

​

Sorry you're in jail. I was wondering; if instead of being your son, I was born a girl cat with giant tits, which of the following names would you have called me? Ace, Diana, Kara, Artemis, Alix, Taryn, Tygr, Roxi, or Wyld Strypez?​

​

Love,​

your daughter, Prrfly Zetatig​

 

[supermadtranny]

The one that springs to my mind are Liquid Nitrogen cereal bars (often referred to as "Dragon's Breath"), where they sell you cupfulls of what are essentially Trix or Fruity Pebbles balls, doused in liquid nitrogen (sometimes other cereals too, but Fruity Peb-balls were the most common). The cereal balls come out of the liquid nitrogen bath smoking and steaming, and when you eat them, they make you blow smoke rings out your mouth, nose, and earholes. Apparently it was a fad in Asian markets, and got popular several years ago on Instagram, causing a minor moral panic and several thousand articles about how stupid Zoomers and hipsters are.

Thanks for the insight. Doesn't sound like something Lou would like at all, but I admit the mental image of Lou trying one of those things and freaking out over blowing smoke from his nose then crying on Twitter about how he was "poisoned" at the mall is wonderful.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Lou's doctor is an idiot:

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1491055481053655040 | https://archive.ph/wip/3SGpf

Lou is glad he's going blind:

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1491088841322934272 | archive is fucked

Lou is a good and considerate person and not at all a bad friend yinz guys:

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1491098190648852482 | archive is fucked

I don't know what to think about this one:

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1491035345974366217 | https://archive.vn/wip/QTLVQ

 

[The Dude]

Louie has a lot of nerve to be demonizing his friends because they said he's a bad friend. Louie being a bad friend is 100% Louie's own fault, not his friends. If a decent present gets told by their friends that they're behaving in a shitty way, then the decent person does the decent fucking thing by apologizing and trying to make things right. Only a complete sociopath would blame their friends for their own failures and shortcomings.

And no normal person cycles through several different names and never firmly settling on one. That's fucking lunacy. 99% of people are perfectly happy with the name they were given at birth. Only two kinds of people cycle through dozens of different names: attention whores, and shady fuckers looking to hide who they really are from people. Louie's shitty excuse that he's "trying to find himself" is asinine and illogical. It's be how many years and he STILL hasn't settled on a fucking name yet? What a crock of shit.

 

[Iron Hamster]

My guess is he's lying, and he mentions buying Cheerios only because that's the healthiest thing he could think of off the top of his head.

Someone called Lou a bad friend and complained about him using multiple usernames, leading to this story about being trans and his mom going to jail.
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https://archive.md/sLl2J

It's nice that at least some trannies are catching on to the fact that Lou's identity cycle is, at least in part, a way for him to deflect scrutiny and make it impossible for casual followers to catch him in his lies.

So you're not burned up fattz? (see what I did there?)
'no family support'? Your dead mother feeds you fucko.

Lou's doctor is an idiot:
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X to both these. Does he think people have never been to a doctor? Is he really trying to say the doctor guessed at what his height is?

Why would 2 pet hospitals - let alone one - send you letters to thank them? You really have to think these lies out.

 

[Spoonomancer]

I don't know what to think about this one:

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1491035345974366217 | https://archive.vn/wip/QTLVQ

I think this one was rather infamous early on in the thread? This is one of the few stories that seem to add up in the fact that it's one of the few things Lou has bragged about over years of being a furry. That second part is ironically enough, kind of truthful if you think about how Lou never interacts with the fandom on Twitter outside of the few hypermuscle furries he talks to and instead opts into arguing with people about politics and football.

 

[Sintharia]

Louie has a lot of nerve to be demonizing his friends because they said he's a bad friend. Louie being a bad friend is 100% Louie's own fault, not his friends. If a decent present gets told by their friends that they're behaving in a shitty way, then the decent person does the decent fucking thing by apologizing and trying to make things right. Only a complete sociopath would blame their friends for their own failures and shortcomings.

And no normal person cycles through several different names and never firmly settling on one. That's fucking lunacy. 99% of people are perfectly happy with the name they were given at birth. Only two kinds of people cycle through dozens of different names: attention whores, and shady fuckers looking to hide who they really are from people. Louie's shitty excuse that he's "trying to find himself" is asinine and illogical. It's be how many years and he STILL hasn't settled on a fucking name yet? What a crock of shit.

Lou definitely wasn’t wearing 4 inch shoes when his height was recorded by the doctor. That’s a vast height difference, but if you’re a slouchy, grubby fatass with nutritional deficiencies, it’s not unreasonable to have lost some height. You’d think, though, that he’d prefer the taller height, given that it would make him LESS fat, rather than MORE.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Lou is glad he's going blind:
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https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1491088841322934272 | archive is fucked

Reminder that his only known confirmed response about disability is that he has not worked enough to qualify. Age was not mentioned at all, nor was it decided by them that he is not considered disabled. Unless he has another letter that he posted so he could pretend to cry about that I have missed.

Lou got nope'd disability

https://twitter.com/diatigress/status/1354882393463808005

https://archive.md/xhpcv

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Grab your popcorn lads, another arc is on the horizon.

And you like ebegging, Lou. A whole fucking lot. It's one of your main compulsions, along with eating trash and buying trash.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Why would 2 pet hospitals - let alone one - send you letters to thank them? You really have to think these lies out.

I think Writer Lou was sloppy with his clauses here. He's trying to say that two pet hospitals sent them letters. He wrote a letter back to the two pet hospitals that sent them letters.

It's pretty common to get a sympathy card in the mail after a vet euthanizes your pet.

Don't know why another vet would be involved--I suspect the Gagliardis' animals don't get checkups--so that plural might be the Lou-inflation. It's only "two hospitals" that wrote them a letter, after all; he wrote a singular letter back.

-edit- I'm looking through Lou's local mall directory,

Thanks, fellow autist; we just crowdsourced the answer to all of Lou's problems:

All mall employees get 10% off at Sbarro, including their ~famous spaghetti~

 

[Mountain Dew]

Whenever Lou says he is going to go "sit and cry," I think of this pathetic tub of lard sulking in his room.

Also, love the fact that Lou is literally munching himself into disability payments. By the time he will qualify, he won't even be able to read the screens he want to buy.

 

[Miss Misery]

I've personally never seen nor heard of cereal being sold at shopping malls, aside from maybe being sold in the box like it would at the grocery store at some specialty store in the mall. But being sold in the food court or a kiosk? That's a new one on me. I've only seen your typical food court foods like Orange Julius, Sbarros, Mrs. Fields Cookies, Cinnabon, Panda Express, Chick-Fil-A, etc.

I love that the first mall court food you thought of is ORANGE JULIUS. Only you, Dude.

Four inch shoes aside, why would Lou's doctor have to fill out his ID card application?

Also he keeps applying for SSDI, which requires you to have a work history/paid into Social Security through wages.

Why isn't he applying for SSI? BECAUSE HE ALREADY GETS IT.

 

[Solid Snek]

Thanks, fellow autist; we just crowdsourced the answer to all of Lou's problems:
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All mall employees get 10% off at Sbarro, including their ~famous spaghetti~

That's actually a really great idea. Sbarro makes pizza, spaghetti, AND salad, and it's all cheap, unhealthy pigslop, exactly like Lou likes it. Plus

Also he keeps applying for SSDI, which requires you to have a work history/paid into Social Security through wages.

if Lou gets a job at Sbarro, he'll *eventually* have enough work credits to apply for SSDI. He'll probably die of pizza-and-'ghetti-induced diabetic stroke long before then, but if he can tough it out long enough, it'll be his literal meal ticket to double disability heaven.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

I love that the first mall court food you thought of is ORANGE JULIUS. Only you, Dude.

Four inch shoes aside, why would Lou's doctor have to fill out his ID card application?

I was wondering this too, is having your doctor fill out information for your ID or license a thing in PA? Where I live you definitely just fill in your own height/eye color when you apply/renew it.

Also, I haven't thought of Orange Julius in years, and now I want one...

 

[Sintharia]

I was wondering this too, is having your doctor fill out information for your ID or license a thing in PA? Where I live you definitely just fill in your own height/eye color when you apply/renew it.

Also, I haven't thought of Orange Julius in years, and now I want one...

I believe there was a period of time, back ago, when you needed to complete a physical for even a photo ID. But it's been over 20 years since I got my first ID, so I don't remember the specifics on what hoops I had to jump through. The information just transfers from renewal to renewal, but you can also update that information.

On a related note, it's common for people to get shorter as they get older. But it's a rate of 1-3 inches over a lifetime. Losing four inches before you turn 40? That's a major problem.