Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

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This is her mom's blog: https://quietmomentswithgodblog.wordpress.com/

It's incredibly boring.

Meanwhile, Victoria has the 'vid.

I can't get over how bad she looks. Just a few years ago she looked like normal human person. What happened to make her look like Clay Face?
Def steroids. In the comments of her insta post announcing her rona dx, she talks about just KNOWING she’ll need more steroids. Interestingly, she says she doesn’t even have an endocrinologist who will help her. Weird, considering Vickie says she has malignant pheochromocytoma. It would probably be criminal for doctors to refuse to help someone with literal cancer. Super strange that she’s not under the care of an endocrinologist oncologist and every ER doctor she sees apparently gaslights her. 45AB3923-C71D-4E54-ADD5-71D4ECCFE5D5.jpeg
Some exceptional fellow tells her to take the horse parasite drug. Vickie entertains the idea, as she was told by her PCP’s nurse or whatever that she doesn’t qualify for the antiviral pill. Again, super strange because the very high risk people I’ve known who got covid—including one with cancer— have gotten antibody infusions and/or the new medication. 60CF7D8F-5D47-4993-9A50-1425FD503E70.jpeg

Gosh, it almost sounds like no medical professional you’ve seen in real life agrees that you have all these illnesses you claim! If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were exaggerating or...or straight up lying! Lying makes god cry, Victoria.
 
Wait how do you bypass the "login to view" prompt? All my socks keep getting banned so I can never check insta accounts anymore.
Banned for what? Socks generally do better/last longer if you use them a bit for something besides munch-watching. Follow a couple of accounts about an unrelated topic, interact with a post or two sometimes.
(Not a proven method or anything; this is completely anecdotally-based advice)

ETA Phoebe is starting to give off Jaye vibes (formerly NJ/pawsandlove). It's weird that the "service dog munchie to abusive dog trainer" pipeline exists.
 
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Banned for what? Socks generally do better/last longer if you use them a bit for something besides munch-watching. Follow a couple of accounts about an unrelated topic, interact with a post or two sometimes.
(Not a proven method or anything; this is completely anecdotally-based advice)
I think it's because of the way I archive shit. Instead of reading the post and deciding whether or not it's worth a SS, I start at the beginning of the account and rapidfire screenshot literally everything without processing what it is. You can see an artifact of that in the paige archive I just posted - one of the photos is greyed out because I didn't let it load before I took a screen shot and moved on to the next one. I guess it looks like I'm a bot, but I've had people delete on me mid-archive and I prefer to work on my local copies at my leisure.

ETA Phoebe is starting to give off Jaye vibes (formerly NJ/pawsandlove). It's weird that the "service dog munchie to abusive dog trainer" pipeline exists.
Lol have I got a treat coming up for you!
 
Ah, gotcha -- apologies. I'm pretty sure mom has nothing to do with Paige at this point (and I wouldn't blame her). The barrier may be softening due to Paige's march away from the Earthly realm (she was seen on TikTok in some post about a birthday I think), but it's mostly dad at this point. She has mentioned her younger brother in passing, as well. Paige never "misses" mom. She only wants dad. Not sure what their dynamic is, either, and I think an older sister also distanced herself from Paige.
Sister looks like alternate reality Paige who didn't fuck herself up. -- Also, legit curious if you're trying to become a KF mod?
ETA to the longer-term members here--I too find it harder to focus on some of the newer crazies. I find Tiktok to be insanely annoying and the fact that they all skip around from platform to platform. I'm hoping that as corona becomes less of a focus and strain on the healthcare system, we will get a new crop of idiots (maybe they'll even decide to be retro and keep a blog for easy time-lining. In the meantime, I lurk around here and there and hope a new star will appear. I am finding the Lacross girl from IF to be amusing in her absurd posts--given a few years to fester she may be interesting. I do struggle when there's a large influx of redditors though--they make me want use all the big-girl curse words I can think of to tell them to shut the fuck up, no one cares about your personal experience with X disease--kiwi farms is not a circle jerk of tranny sjw mods telling people not to be mean, so lurk until you get it. I am missing the days of Aubrey and Jaquie and SJ--I'll stop bitching now.
 
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Maybe lurk a little more to understand norms before throwing down a Disney/Pixar-related joke in a thread in which we've repeatedly dragged Disney Munchies.

In related news on both fronts, Paige delivers some timeline fodder (I assume with Encanto music, as indicated by the icon in the bottom right -- there ya go). I assumed incorrectly that she was a middle child (not sure why), but she is the eldest; her sister and brother are both younger than she is (maybe I'm the only one with this misconception). Woe is Paige, she is dying, adverse childhood experiences, guarding her family from the woe (but uploading it online for the world to see; make it make sense), etc. Lipsyncing level: Expert.

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Also, in a wildly unexpected turn of events, a urosepsis diagnosis. Basically, too many UTIs treated by antibiotics = bladder sepsis. Maybe she could have fucked a little less with the suprapubic catheter, but those arm casts were never permanent enough.
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Looks like someone is still putting poop in her lines. I bet she put poop in her wounds that the nurses meticulously treated with antimicrobial silver. Can't this dummy take some d-mannose and stop wiping back to front? This is the dumbest form of suicide ever.
@Intimidation Game -- some Juniper screenies for your (and anyone else's) perusal. I don't know much about this one, but it's a lot of bad art, crooked advocacy, and virtue signaling. Screenshots are in sequential order; read in each from bottom right to top left. That being said, their Instagram is not private. If you log out, the world is your oyster. Guessing there must have been a username swap at some point. Evasive maneuvers. Surprise, surprise.
Is this the girl who posted a picture of her vulva on the internet and then got mad when people "misgendered" her?
 
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Looks like someone is still putting poop in her lines. I bet she put poop in her wounds that the nurses meticulously treated with antimicrobial silver. Can't this dummy take some d-mannose and stop wiping back to front? This is the dumbest form of suicide ever.

Is this the girl who posted a picture of her vulva on the internet and then got mad when people "misgendered" her?
I think you're talking about our friend Clarissa/Kellen/Crow-kin/veganpinkwipes who also carved 'bitch" and "slut" into her thighs in the same picture.

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To be fair she didn't post it publicly. She sent it to a group chat in a BPD suicide bait and one of the participants in there sent it to me. I could never figure out why she hated me so very much, beyond anyone else I "misgendered" on IFGW, but I guess leaking her razorburned snatch and papercuts explains it.
 
To be fair she didn't post it publicly. She sent it to a group chat in a BPD suicide bait and one of the participants in there sent it to me. I could never figure out why she hated me so very much, beyond anyone else I "misgendered" on IFGW, but I guess leaking her razorburned snatch and papercuts explains it.
When I was practicing in the early 2000s this was like every goth girl presenting to the ED.

Cool, anyway go get some Neosporin and stop bothering me.
 
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In the United States, your legal fee is usually taken out of your backpay (past due benefits). They take 30% iirc, and that pays your lawyer. You have to (bare minimum) fill out paperwork and mail it in, then show up to court. I've seen the process (first application, reapplication, etc) take anywhere from 2 to 9 years. So yes it's time consuming, but not particularly difficult. And the time that is consumed is almost entirely just waiting.
 
Is this the girl who posted a picture of her vulva on the internet and then got mad when people "misgendered" her?
Juniper does/did porn but I don't think it's ever been posted here, there were an obnoxious amount of posts about how pornhub is sooo exploitative and horrible as if they didn't choose to make an account there and upload multiple times.
 
One of the things that always makes me laugh about Paige is how absolutely filthy she is.
Like yeah no doubt you had sepsis for the millionth time when you're digging around your wounds with that near inch of dirt underneath your nails. :story:

And removing the caps off of her syringes with her teeth that she clearly never brushes since they’re as yellow as corn. This is a known thing that causes infections and abscesses amongst the junkie community. For some reason, they’ll lick the end of the needle before shooting up or lick them after and then reuse it for another shot later. This is especially common in places where needles are hard to come by, like cities without a needle exchange program or places where you need a prescription for diabetic syringes.

I didn’t know much about Paige before reading further back into this thread, but I did recently go through her entire Tiktok account. EVERY time she shows herself “feeding” through her tube or administering meds, the syringe tip goes right into her mouth. I also wondered how it’s possible for her to regularly bathe or clean herself with so many tubes and lines. I know PICC lines especially aren’t supposed to get wet or be messed with unless the dressing is being changed and that’s a very tedious and sterile process, ideally. The line goes straight to your heart if I’m remembering correctly. If she’s going long periods of time without properly bathing then her skin is probably teeming with all kinds of shit. Not to mention what she’s exposed to every time she goes into a hospital.

She’s definitely letting those sites get dirty on purpose. Nobody gets that many infections that often unless they’re trying to get sick. I wish I knew more about how the people in her life feel about her situation. Her dad appears in a lot of her videos and I have to wonder if he actually believes her bullshit or if he’s just given up and is trying to be supportive while secretly hoping she dies soon.
 
Juniper does/did porn but I don't think it's ever been posted here, there were an obnoxious amount of posts about how pornhub is sooo exploitative and horrible as if they didn't choose to make an account there and upload multiple times.
lmao @ multiple females posting their female genitals then chimping when you say they're female, classic.
 
To the people coming from the community happenings post who do not have the context: This person has already been 'soft doxed' and warned to change her handle/lock down her public social media accounts repeatedly over the last month including by a BP mod. She got a bad reaction for posting a stupid pop culture reference a few days ago, was told to learn the culture here or stop posting two days ago, doubled down, got threadbanned, got caught posting about how we were meanie doodoo heads over on Reddit using the same fucking handle, and continued to press her luck by contacting me in her self-admitted attempt to evade her threadban. It looks like I chimped over a DM because that was the thing that made me pull the trigger, but it's been a solid month of people warning her over and over that this would happen.

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Hi, @Rustymarble. When I said I was retired and only came back to share my archives, that I hate Tiktok and am not interested in whatever bullshit these spoiled rotten little girls are doing over there, that was a tacit warning not to ask me to be your bitch. Everyone else read that loud and clear. Not you though! You totally missed that warning and decided to send me an imgur link to a single tiktok video by some literal nobody and expect me to do the work for you.

But you're not good at taking even explicit warnings, like "do not reuse the same username from different platforms."
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cEDS with none of the signs? WOW! Sounds like you're the rarest gal on earth! Or, hear me out, you have a COL5A2 variant of unknown significance and you decided that means you have cEDS no matter what those meanie poopoo doctors think.
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Annnnnd I was right lol.
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Everything is EDS!
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Wow I wonder what causes the super rare aneurysm you had. High blood pressure, high cholesterol, hardened arteries, other obesity/lifestyle-related issues and waaaaaay down the list is connective tissue disorders.
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But what if you were thin before then and the fat is the result of the aneurysm? Well thank u for that group DM you sent around full of old photos of yourself. Did you know if you talk to people nicely they will add you to such things long after they're locked? It's true! Maybe you should have learned from that experience and gotten the fuck off kiwifarms and then this wouldn't have happened.
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Oh look. "2013-tiedress.jpg" Assuming that was the year that means you were super fucking fat in the years leading up to your aneurysm. Gosh what could have caused it? MUST be a super rare connective tissue disorder!
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And people with COL5A2 VUSs who don't want to hear they caused their own health problems, apparently
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And don't like that their doctors very offensively told their fat ass to join a gym and take care of their PCOS to see if that helps rather than demand surgeries
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Speaking of, after admitting you had multiple surgeries why would you assume people with EDS can't have surgery? Is it because you don't have EDS?
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Funny how you found out you have the symptoms after you got the diagnosis ain't it?
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Even though you are aware of how extreme these things are in real EDS and that you have a normal human loss of elasticity due to being old (and fat, and formerly fatter)
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Nice pill porn, Katherine Crouch. Let's see here we got a bunch of supplements, thyroid medication, cymbalta, high blood pressure medication, muscle relaxer, an antiepileptic, and low dose aspirin. I don't doubt you had an aneurysm and now have seizures. I just am now really super extra convinced it's caused by being a sedentary fatass.
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Backed up further with your excellent diet.
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That you are aware is the cause of your problems.
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Oh the melodrama!
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Sob stories within sob stories, classic.
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Cool, turns out you can't learn the culture over at IllnessFakers either. Glad it's not just here
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Like blogging about your own special health issues.
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Not just there but everywhere
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Are you also diabetic? Inquiring minds would like to know
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Ope, nope, your dead husband was and he died from it because carbs are too good. I see you guys had a lot of things in common.
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"Diet morals" give me a break. Drink water before you lose a foot too.
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Wow this sure is a lot of personal information you posted on your public reddit account linked to your KiwiFarms account and festooned with photos of your face. Be a shame if someone figured out where you live. Alas, my lunch break is up.
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God I hate when people put their whole life story online and then ask for the judgements of strangers
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Oh look, i was right, you were just importing reddit culture here, retarded pop culture jokes and all.
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You really shouldn't put pics of your kid on your public profiles like this. You never know what kind of weirdo is looking.
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ESPECIALLY NOT IN THEIR FUCKING UNDERPANTS YOU RETARD. You're lucky I'm kind enough to redact such things.
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And they're potatoes who would be vulnerable to bad people doing bad things to them.
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No, Some of us love our "special needs" dogs and don't care that you splatted potatoes out into the world.
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Thanks for the multiple videos of your cat humping your leg. I really wanted to see that.
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Katherine "Katie" Crouch (formerly O'Vary), get off Kiwifarms. Get off reddit for that matter. Stop LARPing as a very special EDS snowflake. Go take care of Jimmy, Malcy, and Calvin and your own obesity-related health problems before your kids are orphans.
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ETA
Classic, a munchie with a failed attempt at doing something in the medical field. Ended up working in HR
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Same username on Facebook too, fantastic idea Katherine "Katie" Crouch (formerly O'vary, nee Todd) of New Castle, DE, formerly of Richardson TX. Your husband Malcolm Crouch might want to put down the fork too. Just saying.

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You would think someone dying of fat, who has been fat all her life, whose husband died of fat, would be more concerned that their kid is also fat at a maddeningly young age. HAES tho.
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And maybe realize that if they're tantruming because you bought them 10 mcnuggies instead of 20 the problem might be your fault. How about treat your potatoes with some dignity and don't announce when they have a diaper blow-out to your public social media?
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TFW someone neglected to take warnings about UV seriously and now at 43 they're so wrinkled the smoothing filter doesn't even recognize their forehead as that of a human. Just in case any of my fellow skincare nerds were considering skipping their SPF and moisturizer anytime soon.
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I HOPE YOU HAVE ENJOYED THIS CUSTOM KIWI CONTENT I CREATED FOR YOU. I feel great thanks for asking.
 
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