Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Bob_]

Any of his idiot followers who see his hoard pictures and still send him money deserve to be poor, deserve to lose their money. I hope they all give him all their money.

Financial Darwinism at its finest.
It just sucks that the money could be going to people who needed it and not these dodgy cunts.

 

[Windows 10 Upgrade]

Fuck pics of kev's transformers make me mati.

There is so much fucking money in this shot, and the fat cunt still has the gall to ebeg for more.

What makes this ultra wretched is that none of these are MISB (mint in sealed boxes) - which could represent something of an investment one could sell on later. The actual boxes have been thrown away and these have been jumbled in here, not only losing thousands of dollars in resale, but completely devaluing a product that although nerdy, can have a dollar value.

Also there seems to be no sense to this collection. It's just a big fucking mess.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Honestly, the best thing you can get out of Kevin’s pitiful existence is a newfound appreciation for having a (relatively, depending on your circumstances) normal human body. It’s like a Saw trap but 10x more autistic and Islamic.

Kevin did it all to himself, he chose this. It feels better with knowing you're not responsible for the hand you got dealt in life, just keeping yourself afloat.

It's also great if you're a true and honest woman since it's funny to see men pitifully cry and whinge at getting one of the most annoying systems in your body (as matenence can be a bitch for all parts of the stuff covered in OBGYN things, and we have a greater chance of weird medical shit from it). Feelsgoodman to be the superior woman by birth and to bond with other women & men over shitting on creepy sad assblasted misogynists together.

What I'm looking forward to his realisation, sooner or later, that his stink ditch will always be a disgusting mockery of a real vagina no matter the number of surgeries that are performed on it, and the ensuing wailing and gnashing of teeth. It's going to be fucking hilarious.

I'm sure he'll go through cycles of it. Seems like he gets dangerously close to it already.

Also there seems to be no sense to this collection. It's just a big fucking mess.

Yes. It's hoarding over actual collecting. A rush of excitement from getting something new, a pride in having things no one else has AND a big huge collection which means it's totally the best collection and not a mess, and something that fills his heart for a day or so before it empties and he has to cover it up by buying more. I could be wrong, I don't know consoooom hoarding psych as well as others in the thread.

Basically there's no theme because the only thing that matters is more. An overwhelming collage of bright colors and complicated shapes looks terrible, but this man has no taste and the hoard serves as ego cushioning rather than passionate decoration. Maybe it could have been the later at one time, but not anymore.

 

[WalterWhitesTidyWhities]

We gotta listen to the ultra-rare black FTMs guyz:
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why would you bitch about the patriarchy and then be like "but UHHHH men are definitely not more violent!!" Not to politifag and terf out too much but um I think statistics would disagree with you there bruh. Also, if trans men are true and honest men, why would they be more at risk under patriarchy even if they're trans...since your body just knows to transition to the opposite sex once you adopt a label...or something.

that’s what upsets me about Kevin. Less him specifically and more what he’s a part of; a group of insane, entitled, narcissistic fetishists who are actively using the shield of social justice to hurt children, whether intentionally or not.

Okay done moralfagging after this but yup, that's why the "live and let live" argument never sat well with me. Look at how many kids want to chop off their genitals now, but yet it's still framed as "they just want to pee!"

It seems like a lot of black FTMs are biracial and it’s all just a big dumb sad identity fumble (I blame the white mothers)

How many of these radical anti-racist #BLM in bio slacktivists abide by the one drop rule? We're all Cherokee princesses here!

I thought Mode_view and the rest of the egg squad were all over 30?

Yes, the majority of them are definitely just flunkie losers, but the eerie similarity to current Tiktok gendie rhetoric, and the narc pride that comes when he's featured on other social media, makes me think there's too much overlap to be coincidental. I wouldn't be shocked if it was leaked at some point that someone in the Kevosphere was trading n00ds with a minor.

Fuck pics of kev's transformers make me mati.

There is so much fucking money in this shot, and the fat cunt still has the gall to ebeg for more.

Fuck the wasted money; the environmental impact alone is enough to make one's skin crawl. Makes me feel a shit ton better about my plastic bag collection under the kitchen sink.

 

[The Silent Perjority]

I know the square root of fuck all about toy collections but I presume Kev's plastic hoard must have some value?

A savvy Kiwi could do well out of this.
When his life inevitably goes to shit and he ends up sofa-surfing there'll be no space for the Transformers, get round there quick acting all Troon friendly and slap down a few dollars.

Obviously the whole thing will have to be boiled in an anti-bacterial bathtub but there's got to be a profit in it.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I know the square root of fuck all about toy collections but I presume Kev's plastic hoard must have some value?

A savvy Kiwi could do well out of this.
When his life inevitably goes to shit and he ends up sofa-surfing there'll be no space for the Transformers, get round there quick acting all Troon friendly and slap down a few dollars.

Obviously the whole thing will have to be boiled in an anti-bacterial bathtub but there's got to be a profit in it.

IIRC it was already appraised by a Transformers sperg. Basically every piece would have to be in mint condition, sitting in a mint condition unopened box.

 

[Law]

When his life inevitably goes to shit and he ends up sofa-surfing there'll be no space for the Transformers, get round there quick acting all Troon friendly and slap down a few dollars.

I have a feeling Kevin will avoid this fate for many more years. The Tranch will collapse around him, and he'll just stay there, tweeting.
He's already survived so many awful decisions.

 

[Oxyjen]

I have a feeling Kevin will avoid this fate for many more years. The Tranch will collapse around him, and he'll just stay there, tweeting.
He's already survived so many awful decisions.

I would go further. The whole of civilisation could collapse, 99% of the population wiped out by a particularly virulent form of Amflu, and he’d still be there, tweeting about a transphobic cockroach he met.

 

[The Silent Perjority]

IIRC it was already appraised by a Transformers sperg. Basically every piece would have to be in mint condition, sitting in a mint condition unopened box.

Christ!
So all this stuff he's throwing thousands and thousands at is basically worthless?

I mean obviously he just ponces all the money for it from Twitter idiots so it's costing him very little personally but the fact that it's all just wasted is pretty sad.

Just more Kevin being Kevin I suppose.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Christ!
So all this stuff he's throwing thousands and thousands at is basically worthless?

I mean obviously he just ponces all the money for it from Twitter idiots so it's costing him very little personally but the fact that it's all just wasted is pretty sad.

Just more Kevin being Kevin I suppose.

It's pretty much the same with every collectible item. Sure there are some that are so rare and coveted that they're going to sell in any condition, but as a rule of thumb unopened, mint condition items bring in the most money. With Kevie's troonsformers... I don't know about their rarity - aside from the Unicron #FreeUnicron which is a rare and expensive collector's piece. However, them being out in the open collecting dust and the occasional greasy Kevie fingerprint is going to depreciate them heavily. In fact I remember Kevie basically tossing a couple of them away because he wanted a single troonsformer out of a box of 3.

It's not collecting as an investment, isn't even collecting as a hobby, it's hoarding.

 

[Law]

I would go further. The whole of civilisation could collapse, 99% of the population wiped out by a particularly virulent form of Amflu, and he’d still be there, tweeting about a transphobic cockroach he met.

He doesn't even have cockroach surviability, junkie's luck, or animal cunning, like some of our other cows. He doesn't try to worm his way out of things or even really put that much effort into manipulating his girlfriends.
It's like he has plot armor.
He survived SRS despite having horrible self-care, never runs out of toy money despite being unemployed, never gets evicted despite being a layabout. There were no negative relationship consequences to him ignoring his housemates, 4 girlfriends and guests so he could fly a gay clown prostitute across the country. He retweets furry grooming content and will never catch a ban. Other troons can't even cancel him.
Even though he rides his comedically oversized tricycle through the sunless valley of degeneracy and grifting that is a FurCon, he fears no evil.

Spoiler: Nerd Collection Dork Talk

It's wierd that he didn't think to save the packaging. One of my nerd hobbies right now has people paying to buy and ship just the packaging from a certain ccg. Like, folders and deck boxes and stuff. Gunpla collectors love to save and display the big boxes from perfect grade kits.
The only nerd collector item that I heard of going up in value once it was out of the box was a nicely painted and assembled Thunderhawk from GW. But even those come with very nice wooden boxes that you would want to save.
He has a pile of Amazon boxes in the living room, but he didn't save the colorful, branded boxes from his beloved toys?

 

[Old Fart]

Incidentally, items that were (mass-)produced for the sake of becoming collector's items seldom are worth a fraction of items that become interesting to collectors "by accident".

More than 50 years ago, some petrol station chain gave out small plastic puppets of the Smurfs for every X litres you tanked (presumably after the '73 oil crisis). We kids all ran around with them, choked on them, and ultimately threw them out. They were mass-produced one-off soft plastic toys after all. But some few survived. Those must be worth a smurf fortune now, even in used condition, because they're scarce and a token of the times.

But Kevin's unpacked Transformers will go the way of the transgender they belong to.

 

[Neko GF]

Another day, another troon joins the brotherhood of the amhole:

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[Kung Pow Cream]

I just thought about this awhile and wanted to note it here. Neck said he was having issues with his joints and said that it was arthritis. I thought it was quite strange for someone to have arthritis when he was still quite young.

Then I remembered that estrogen messes with connective tissue. His arthritis is most likely due to him pumping his body with hormones that shouldn't be there. If he stopped taking estrogen, his symptoms would probably be more manageable.

 

[Law]

Then I remembered that estrogen messes with connective tissue.

At least one troon I know personally is now on perscription drugs for back problems after 4 years of estrogen. He's not even 30 yet.
It also probably contributes to Kevin's old man shuffle-walk. And mixtress's constant knee injuries. And the odd way they move in the gun "training" videos.
Kevin is also sedentary which doesn't help.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

He doesn't even have cockroach surviability, junkie's luck, or animal cunning, like some of our other cows. He doesn't try to worm his way out of things or even really put that much effort into manipulating his girlfriends.
It's like he has plot armor.
He survived SRS despite having horrible self-care, never runs out of toy money despite being unemployed, never gets evicted despite being a layabout. There were no negative relationship consequences to him ignoring his housemates, 4 girlfriends and guests so he could fly a gay clown prostitute across the country. He retweets furry grooming content and will never catch a ban. Other troons can't even cancel him.
Even though he rides his comedically oversized tricycle through the sunless valley of degeneracy and grifting that is a FurCon, he fears no evil.

Spoiler: Nerd Collection Dork Talk

It's wierd that he didn't think to save the packaging. One of my nerd hobbies right now has people paying to buy and ship just the packaging from a certain ccg. Like, folders and deck boxes and stuff. Gunpla collectors love to save and display the big boxes from perfect grade kits.
The only nerd collector item that I heard of going up in value once it was out of the box was a nicely painted and assembled Thunderhawk from GW. But even those come with very nice wooden boxes that you would want to save.
He has a pile of Amazon boxes in the living room, but he didn't save the colorful, branded boxes from his beloved toys?

Why would he worry about resale value for perfect boxed figures, if he assumes the moneytrain from e-begging is gonna keep on the tracks indefinitely? I'm a collector myself, not nearly to his extent (I probably have about 30 action figures), but I don't save packaging or box inserts or anything like that, takes up too much space and what I collect won't be worth enough to bother flipping in the future.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Kevin made USA Today for complaining about the Twitter downvote feature:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/twitte...nothing-like-reddit-youtube-heres-why.112442/

Not everyone is convinced the feature will be used as intended, with some users pointing to the potential that mass downvoting might silence marginalized groups such as transgender people.

 

[Piss Bear]

Kevin hasn't been outside besides their trip to the reservation and that was more than 5 days ago when apparently you can't transmit it anymore so it wasn't the natives. So basically Penny working out of the house brought it back to transbian bed death

TRANSBIAN BED DEATH

We gotta listen to the ultra-rare black FTMs guyz:
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We need a Wedge translator in this thread. I cannot for the life of me decipher what fucking point he is trying to get across when he gets on his Twitter soapbox like this.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Kevin made USA Today for complaining about the Twitter downvote feature:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/twitte...nothing-like-reddit-youtube-heres-why.112442/

That's awesome. What with the numerous shoutouts from r/kotakuinaction, his fame as the disgusting troon from the Tenor GIF, and now the attention from USA Today, Kevvie just might be on his way to the big time! I hope he doesn't forget us when he's famous.

 

[Law]

TRANSBIAN BED DEATH

What is the sound of one amhole clapping?