Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

Happy Sunday folx, and what a perfect time for Biblical Exegesist John Walker Flynt to re-emerge from the tomb to tell us that the Sacred Word of God handed down through believers over thousands of years was actually about drrrrrrommmpphhhhhh

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Happy Sunday folx, and what a perfect time for Biblical Exegesist John Walker Flynt to re-emerge from the tomb to tell us that the Sacred Word of God handed down through believers over thousands of years was actually about drrrrrrommmpphhhhhh

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The best part is ole John's Miss'ippi education showing again - he doesn't know what "conflate" means
It's not just that he misuses it, that'd be par for the course, but John gets an eagle for getting it EXACTLY BACKWARD
If you taught a mynah bird to randomly mimic the word "conflating" it'd be less wrong than John is

CONDENSED VERSION : John is an asshole
 
Happy Sunday folx, and what a perfect time for Biblical Exegesist John Walker Flynt to re-emerge from the tomb to tell us that the Sacred Word of God handed down through believers over thousands of years was actually about drrrrrrommmpphhhhhh

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The idea that John Flynt has read either the Bible or Paradise Lost is pretty comical. His congenitally malformed head would explode if he attempted either task. And his comment that Paradise Lost is "entirely consistent with the text" of the Bible is moronic. While Milton doesn't directly contradict the Bible, he makes up a ton of crap that isn't in the Bible. For example, he names many of the fallen angels, some of whom are nowhere mentioned in the Bible and none of whom are identified in the Bible as fallen angels.
 
When our riots pointlessly burin half a city, that is protected political discourse.
When their riots inconvenience our politicians for most of a day, that is literally hitler.
Speaking of pointless arson, remember how the oldest sci-fi bookstore in the country, Uncle Hugo's, was burned down during the George Floyd riots a couple years ago, taking with it thousands of books, many irreplaceable? With John being such an avid sci-fi fan (he's read Heinlien after all), I figured he would have had something to say about this tragic loss.

Nope. Neither he nor Frank ever posted anything about Uncle Hugo's. I also searched just for "hugo" since the end of May 2020, and all I got were John bragging about Frank's Hugo Awards (he's won four you know) and Frank tweeting about a podcast he was on last year. I even checked the date ranges around the time of the arson just to see if they failed to mention it by name; Frank didn't tweet at all in that timespan, and while John did a lot of tweeting about the riots, not a single mention of this pointless destruction.
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As an aside, the GoFundMe for Uncle Hugo's is still up and active, and according to the update posted last week, the owner is in the process of closing on the new location for the store, which looks to be in a slightly nicer part of town about a block away from a non-sci-fi used book store (personally I would have left Minneapolis altogether, but eh). He's hoping they can open by June, but given the multitude of delays so far, he won't be surprised if it takes longer. I'm glad there's at least a bright side to this story, because it still hurts to think about how many classic books were lost for absolutely no reason at all.
 
While Milton doesn't directly contradict the Bible, he makes up a ton of crap that isn't in the Bible.
I'm gonna have to trust Bri Bri on this since he's one of the top 20 Milton scholars in the world.

obviously things like Milton's "We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight." are just a more lucid restatements of what's already in the bible.
In fact, I understand that Mr Berle was the 13th apostle (and word is he had a big swingin dick at least HALF the size of John's)
 
I'm gonna have to trust Bri Bri on this since he's one of the top 20 Milton scholars in the world.

obviously things like Milton's "We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight." are just a more lucid restatements of what's already in the bible.
In fact, I understand that Mr Berle was the 13th apostle (and word is he had a big swingin dick at least HALF the size of John's)
Quit mansplaining! Everything Milton Waddams said was completely consistent with the synoptic Gospels of John, Paul, George & Ringo. I should know I am a licensed theologian. And did I mention I have more than one Porche?
 
Came across this article about another Twitter-based ScamPAC and it has some fun points that may sound familiar about this much more massive ScamPAC that actually ran TV ads:
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And when Rolling Stone asked some questions, there was a Wu-like response, though much smarter:
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5.9 million people who are just as smart as John!

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I think part of the problem is that there were not that many people willing to pay the subscription, let alone at the higher fees they're going to start charging this year. (Something Wu implies but does not state outright that he would also do.) The only year they really grew was in 2020, when the world was locked inside for months. Didn't hold up in 2021.
 
The struggle for social justice never sleeps.

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Not that I think it's likely to win, but Dune did get nominated for Best Picture this year, along with nine other awards (none of the other big ones, mostly production and screenplay things). It's the second-most nominated film in this year's awards, behind only some Netflix Western I've never heard of.

While it's true the Academy generally ignores anything that isn't Oscar-bait, who fucking cares? It's a bunch of out-of-touch pedos giving themselves meaningless awards at a show that fewer and fewer people are even bothering to watch anymore. Most Best Picture winners are quickly forgotten by the general public, if they ever noticed them in the first place. If you seriously feel that your favorite movie needs to be validated by the hack frauds of Hollywood, then you need to reevaluate your entire reason for watching film.
 
5.9 million people who are just as smart as John!

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Someone who can't make money off peloton shouldn't be in the money making business

*ahem*


NEW YORK -
Peloton is replacing its CEO, cutting jobs and reining in ambitious expansion plans after badly misjudging the staying power of the exercise-at-home trend that propelled its sales early in the pandemic.

That quote sure aged well. That has to be some kind of record
 
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