Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Maybe they want to get married at a bowling alley appearance because that’s the only way people will show up. I mean who could they invite if they had a normal wedding?

 

[CringeMomma]

I wonder if she still plans on using this for their wedding invitations.

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If they have a wedding, they definitely will not have a marriage license. Wedding will be to appease Meigh/get money. Ethan isn’t giving up the financial advantages of having Meigh on Medicaid, getting WIC, etc.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Maybe they want to get married at a bowling alley appearance because that’s the only way people will show up. I mean who could they invite if they had a normal wedding?

There’s absolutely no one in Virginia that would come to their wedding. Neither have friends anywhere for that matter. Maybe in Rochester a few of May’s dismayed family members would show.

Having a wedding at some dumb bowling night where strangers that send him super chats or people with just morbid curiosity show up to see the Gunt freak show in person is the best they can do for wedding attendees.

But it’s never going to happen. May traveling out of state within weeks of her due date is flat out retarded. Riding a thousand miles in a truck at 8 months pregnant is miserable. There’s no way it would be a legal either just a freak show for the internet, akin to the way white trash get Facebook married. (Aka changing their status to married on FB is gud enough)

 

[True and Honest Kerwin]

Having a wedding at some dumb bowling night where strangers that send him super chats or people with just morbid curiosity show up to see the Gunt freak show in person is the best they can do for wedding attendees.

Would be pretty based if a roided up Warski and Gator showed up to crash the "wedding", but no way that would happen

 

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

If there is going to be a wedding at the bowling alley, who's gonna be the best man? Can't be Gator, and we know how Dick feels about being the best man for internet friend's weddings.

 

[veri]

If you think that video is bad re-watch the video of her screaming in the restaurant and puking on stream, she is an absolute nightmare of a person who any sane man would avoid like the clap.

where could i find the clip

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Regardless of how stupid she is, May will obviously want to get out of this at some point (if she doesn't already). Given her history and that she is: 1) undoubtedly afraid of offending the gunt; and 2) desires internet fame regardless of the degrading form it takes, I can't see her choosing any path other than announcing that she is a trans man and must follow her truth blah blah.

It is the easiest way out for her at this point and gives her a springboard into her next vacuous effort at efame by entering into a community that half the US population believes are beyond all criticism and will defend to their dying breath. She can blame her past associations on Stockholm-like reasons and "repressing" her "true self"

I'm not so sure about that.

When women like May lose whoever they're attached to for E-fame, they usually dedicate themselves full time to re-entering the orbiter sphere within the general area of the community they're in; in fact my guess is she'll attempt to throw herself at men in IP2 due to how heavy a crossover they have with the post-bloodsports crowd, which is probably where Ralph and his audience sits most squarely.

However if/when that fails, yeah, she would very likely turn to left wing circles and probably the trans nonsense and claim she was brainwashed by the alt-right, especially since she'll have a child she can offer up to the tranny cult in exchange for entry.

It's not much different from someone like ShoeOnHead. Once they find they can't get special status on the right through sex appeal anymore, they turn to the other side.

She is obviously a woman who defines her entire life by the man she is with (and getting him to take care of her). So I can only read her dating Ralph and getting pregnant as the ultimate act of self-hatred and punishment.

Well Ralph needs a woman who has absolutely no independent identity whatsoever so she never challenges him or his ego, and she needs a man who has an extremely rigid and aggressive sense of identity to provide her structure and direction, since like you said she defines herself entirely by who she's with.

Honestly though, Ralph is the one holding more cards. Ralph's wigger act and level of notoriety is enough that he could find another retarded cluster B woman if May wasn't around, but she's not attractive or charming enough to easily find another online figure if Ralph dumped her. She's nowhere near as good at playing the game as someone like Alice is.

It's exclusively due to how much she grovels before Ralph's ego that they're together. Ralph sees having kids as a way of sticking it to his enemies, so that means she's having his kid. If she refused Ralph could never handle her saying no to him, he might leave her, and without a man and a community her life would be a meaningless amorphous blob.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

where could i find the clip

from much longer stream linked in first few pages of thread but the most embarrassing part is in OP right above fai fai texts

 

[White Girl]

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I made them a wedding rsvp website too. (Needs more information tho) theknot.com/mayandethan

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

I made them a wedding rsvp website too. (Needs more information tho) theknot.com/mayandethan

Perfect, but I’d change it to BYOB.

 

[Truly Rural]

If they end up getting married during GUNT'S BOWLING EVENT May will keep hearing Ralph referring to it as Killstream Kingpin event. How utterly humiliating. Imagine agreeing your own wedding to be a literal side-dish to your own selfish husband's main meal. Imagine anniversaries, looking at the pictures of the wedding venue, seeing a bunch of strangers that mean nothing to you, people who's name you never even knew. No parents, no siblings, no well wishers. Imagine Gunt's eyes grow darker and darker as he sees people he burned bridges with after the wedding Kingpin event.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

May definitely has confidence issues she is such a cuck

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Perfect, but I’d change it to BYOB.

BYOC* (Bring Your Own Corn)

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I made them a wedding rsvp website too. (Needs more information tho) theknot.com/mayandethan

Horse feeding​

Saturday, April 2, 2022
12:00 PM–4:00 PM
Attire: Cowboy

Thanks for that

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

BYOGunt

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I made them a wedding rsvp website too. (Needs more information tho) theknot.com/mayandethan

Are they registered at Farm and Fleet?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I made them a wedding rsvp website too. (Needs more information tho) theknot.com/mayandethan

I seriously can’t tell if that’s an edited pic of May or not

 

[Sam Losco]

New poll up for if she's still preggo.
I think Null's evidence she isn't is inconclusive. I think she still is.

 

[AltisticRight]

Hah, suspended sentence too. Not a W for the Ralphamale. Would Ralph like to write another long copepost about how that's totally a W and the best outcome? God's plan truly.

Imagine getting married in a Bowling Alley, what, like, I... I don't know what to say, does anyone hold marriage ceremonies in fucking bowling shops? Anyone? Oh right, Amanda and Ralph have zero real life friends.

Ask yourself, if you suggested to marry your significant other in a bowling alley, what would happen? A laugh because he/she thinks it was a joke? Shock? Dumped? Or getting stabbed to death? This is just asinine. I hope it's just a thought because I actually want to see the horse and the hog have a proper marriage because those photos will be instant meme material.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

May definitely has confidence issues she is such a cuck

I couldn’t not think of anything more humiliating than being eight months pregnant and getting married at a Texas bowling alley in front of internet randos while your groom tries to hustle super chats to pay for diapers and booze.

Getting married on the Jerry Springer show would be way classier.

I honestly doubt the Gunt has seriously discussed this with her and it’s just a trial balloon to see if he can carnival barker some interest. Gunt assumes she’s so desperate to get married, even fake married, that she will go along with any humiliation. Bonus, it wouldn’t even be a legal marriage just a freak show to hustle donations, gifts and attention.