Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Miss Misery]

Just a reminder...

Also I've never heard of having to get a physical for ID, but I suppose it could vary from state to state. As of now, you only need a doctor's sign-off for a commercial DL.

https://www.dot.state.pa.us/Public/DVSPubsForms/BDL/BDL%20Form/DL-54A.pdf

Edit: Okay the state of Nevada requires a doctor to complete a form IF you indicate that you have a disability that may affect your driving ability - but this is an ID card, not a driver's license. Lou can't drive, remember? It's also Nevada, not Pennsylvania. Who knows what PA required years ago, but it still seems fishy to me that a doctor would be filling out a form for a photo ID. Especially for self-reported information like height/weight/hair color/eye color.

 

[In the Sick of It]

Lou's doctor is an idiot:

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1491055481053655040 | https://archive.ph/wip/3SGpf

That's not a thing. You don't need the doctor to write anything on your ID application. Lou either compulsively lied when he filled it in, or he wrote it in wrong.

Why isn't he applying for SSI? BECAUSE HE ALREADY GETS IT.

Just like with food stamps, he never talks about them because he's already counted in Denise's household count when she gets hers. I'm wouldn't be surprised if he gets his own on top of that, it's not like that Gagliardi's are adverse to fraud.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

The beg for today is printing pictures of the dead cat. If only there were some type of electronic device that could store and display hundreds of photos that one could look at any time...
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He is going to waste away to nothing, yinz guys.
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[Piss Bear]

Lou doesn't cry. He just thinks that's what people with normal human emotions do and is too monumentally stupid to write something more believable.

I said it a while ago, Lou has every single recognised presentation of Antisocial Personality Disorder except one - he doesn't use superficial charm to manipulate people. He has the other 11 (and a professional only needs 6 to make a diagnosis), but I maintain that the reason he doesn't do this is that he's too dim. ASPD people, Sociopaths and Psychopaths don't develop normal human emotions, so they learn how to behave academically - a bit like the way autistic people have to learn social rules by rote and observation rather than by instinct like most other people. But Lou is simply too stupid to do it.

That's why he bangs on about crying all the time - normal people (men and women) don't cry every time there's some sort of setback, and they certainly don't tell the entire world they're doing it. But Twitter trannies do, because they're mostly autists who learn social rules from each other, and they learned how to be women from teenage girls on Tumblr in the 2000s (they never actually met any, being autists/incels before they trooned out), and so talking about how much you're crying all the time is a thing Twitter trannies do because it's a sort of social shibboleth based on a misunderstanding of femininity. Lou doesn't do it to be accepted amongst trannies so much as he does to try to manipulate people into giving him money, but because he's so stupid he can't see that's how normal people (the people who would have any money to give him rather than the broken basement degenerates he has as acquaintances) actually react to setbacks or behave in general.

I agree with you 100%. The only humans that cry at the slightest "inconvenience" are literal infants. He thinks this is what depressed people do: cry all the time and just wander about life like pathetic saps. It's all just a performance for his grift.

A lot of the time people with depression have lost their ability to cry and wish they could, just to have some form of emotional release. Some can and do, but they don't go telling everyone about it on their social media. They maybe confide things like that to only very close friends, if at all. Depression can be crippling I'll give him that, but instead of seeking therapy in the form of buying new shinies every week he should seek actual fucking therapy.

I don't think he's doing it to attempt mimic female behavior. He never attempts to mimic female behavior whatsoever besides telling people his name is "Ace/Diana/Tigerfucker" and telling people his pronouns.

Edit: To clarify, I am talking about people who actually have depression and not attention whores.

 

[Athena's Biggest Fan]

My guess is he's lying, and he mentions buying Cheerios only because that's the healthiest thing he could think of off the top of his head.

Someone called Lou a bad friend and complained about him using multiple usernames, leading to this story about being trans and his mom going to jail.
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It's nice that at least some trannies are catching on to the fact that Lou's identity cycle is, at least in part, a way for him to deflect scrutiny and make it impossible for casual followers to catch him in his lies.

"claimed to be supportive as I wasn't"

I know this doesn't really narrow the suspects down any, but have we checked to see if Fuggalope is still following Louie? They're the one that stands out giving their tweeting about ongoing medical issues that we haven't seen Lou acknowledge.

Or it's just Lou's mush mouth mangling the sentence and it's supposed to read some other way.

 

[Solid Snek]

"claimed to be supportive as I wasn't"

I know this doesn't really narrow the suspects down any, but have we checked to see if Fuggalope is still following Louie? They're the one that stands out giving their tweeting about ongoing medical issues that we haven't seen Lou acknowledge.

Or it's just Lou's mush mouth mangling the sentence and it's supposed to read some other way.

All I know is it's not LARPerp, who recently responded to that tweetstorm with

https://archive.md/k7fgv

... or rather, it's not ALYX. I guess it's possible one of Larpie's other headmates is the friend fucking with Lou, which would be absolutely hilarious.


As for Fuckalope, they are still following each other, but Fuck's not posted much. He was moaning about a kidney stone in December, then some other moan about not having any hospital visits in mid January. Since then, mostly quiet.

It's possible he's salty with Lou for ignoring his medical problems (especially when Fuckalope's always there with a hhhuuuugggggg for a frieeeeeennnndddd ), but the last medical emergency Lou ignored was so long ago, I'd think Fuckalope would've put Lou on notice weeks before now.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Lou definitely wasn’t wearing 4 inch shoes when his height was recorded by the doctor.

Lou's shoes:

Spoiler: still image

 

[Iron Hamster]

That's actually a really great idea. Sbarro makes pizza, spaghetti, AND salad, and it's all cheap, unhealthy pigslop, exactly like Lou likes it.

Are you saying he's living on Sbarro'd time?

 

[Boys Club Rhetoric]

He is going to waste away to nothing, yinz guys.
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If Lou wasn't so overt about his alleged grief over the cat, I'd assume this was a subtle way to work it in, as loss of appetite is a not uncommon side effect of grieving. But instead, we get treated to "How to Get Fat 101" , as taught by Professor Lou Gagliardi. Congratulations on your first job, Lou!

 

[MetalParakeet]

Whenever I see a photo of him, I hear snorting and huffing in my head.


Also, libraries print shit for cheap. He likes the library. Miraculous he doesn't know this

 

[Spoonomancer]

Whenever I see a photo of him, I hear snorting and huffing in my head.


Also, libraries print shit for cheap. He likes the library. Miraculous he doesn't know this

I usually hear that classic "Hey Guysh, Ace here" clip every time I see a picture of him irl.

UPS Stores cost 49 cents to print stuff out, and it's much cheaper at Library's. I haven't been to my closest Library in a decade at this point and I can still tell you that their prices for printing are roughly 10 or 20 cents at maximum.

 

[MetalParakeet]

I think Louis fakes his tells. They're all just so inane and superficial

 

[Piss Bear]

This one actually caught me off-guard.

https://archive.ph/IGlLG

Woe is me, donate money to my cat picture grift so I can be happy again… please?

https://archive.ph/i21mk

Never mind, he can afford those pictures of his beloved (mom’s) cat! But he is not done grifting, apparently. Cat photos>bills? Of course, it’s Lou. Also “cat photos.” I expect a new furry abomination commission soon.

https://archive.ph/yZFA5

… What?

https://archive.ph/OWjPQ

Ew. Just something about the way he worded this feels gross.

https://archive.ph/FfDFf

 

[Spunt]

I've seen people handle the deaths of their own children with more dignity than Lou is pretending to deal with the death of his mother's cat.

Hey lardo, you can look at pictures of the cat on one of your many electronic screens. And if you don't have any pictures then that kinda shows how much of a shit you gave about it while it was alive.

 

[Piss Bear]

I've seen people handle the deaths of their own children with more dignity than Lou is pretending to deal with the death of his mother's cat.

I think Zorro is dying (again) from second-hand embarrassment from kitty heaven as we speak.

 

[Spoonomancer]

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1491210361693163521 / https://archive.ph/6rrgR archive
Insightful as always, Lou "I will literally KILL MYSELF if I don't get the 12$ for printing pictures of Lover RIGHT NOW. remember, NOTHING IS MANDATORY!" Gagliardi.

Never mind, he can afford those pictures of his beloved (mom’s) cat! But he is not done grifting, apparently. Cat photos>bills? Of course, it’s Lou. Also “cat photos.” I expect a new furry abomination commission soon.

https://archive.ph/yZFA5

Cat Urns can cost as little as 60$. Why does Lover need a 100$ urn? And why does Lover need this by the 22nd when you would need it now?

Ew. Just something about the way he worded this feels gross.

https://archive.ph/FfDFf

...So you don't need an urn? As gross as this is, this tweet seemingly implies that they already have the urn. I would mention the pictures but this tweet was made before the "I need the money for the urn by the 22nd!" Tweet. Still odd that the urn isn't considered urgent when Lou already has the ashes back, I would absolutely hope that they didn't send the Gagliardi family the ashes in a Ziploc bag.

 

[Spunt]

...So you don't need an urn? As gross as this is, this tweet seemingly implies that they already have the urn. I would mention the pictures but this tweet was made before the "I need the money for the urn by the 22nd!" Tweet. Still odd that the urn isn't considered urgent when Lou already has the ashes back, I would absolutely hope that they didn't send the Gagliardi family the ashes in a Ziploc bag.

Sometimes a crematorium (whether it be pets or people) will give you the ashes in a very basic "urn" that's made of cardboard or something included in the price of cremation and you can pay more to upgrade it to something nicer. When a relative of mine died a couple of years ago we got the ashes in what was basically a Pringles can with a device at the bottom that would spread the ashes when you pulled a string. As she just wanted her ashes scattered anyway we just took it to where she wanted it and pulled the string, job done. Fancy ones are only if you want to keep the ashes around (which I always thought was a bit of a weird thing to do, but whatever). For a family like Denise or Lou, spending $100 on a fancy urn is a really low-priority thing. Just scatter the ashes, lardo, don't beg for an unnecessary luxury if you claim you're starving. But then again this is Lou, everything he peers at avariciously through his fat-narrowed eyes becomes a "necessity" and other people have to pay for it, for some reason, in return for literally nothing.

 

[The Dude]

Raise of hands: who else here thinks this story about Zorro's ashes and needing an urn is all bullshit, that Mama Gags likely just paid a disposal fee to the vet when they had him put down? It's a shitty thing to think about a pet owner who just lost their pet, but Louie is a shitty person and will find any bullshit story to use for grifting money.

 

[Athena's Biggest Fan]

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Insightful as always, Lou "I will literally KILL MYSELF if I don't get the 12$ for printing pictures of Lover RIGHT NOW. remember, NOTHING IS MANDATORY!" Gagliardi.

Cat Urns can cost as little as 60$. Why does Lover need a 100$ urn? And why does Lover need this by the 22nd when you would need it now?

...So you don't need an urn? As gross as this is, this tweet seemingly implies that they already have the urn. I would mention the pictures but this tweet was made before the "I need the money for the urn by the 22nd!" Tweet. Still odd that the urn isn't considered urgent when Lou already has the ashes back, I would absolutely hope that they didn't send the Gagliardi family the ashes in a Ziploc bag.

Spoiler: Very slight PL

Technically, they probably did receive the ashes in a plastic bag. When I had to make the decision to let my elderly cat go after she became insulin resistant (feline diabetes sucks), part of the process was deciding what to do with the remains. The two options were cremating and then having the ashes interred at an affiliated pet cemetery that was one state away (this was the less expensive option) or cremation and having the remains returned to me, which involved selecting the urn I wanted for her prior to the doctor putting her to sleep. They had a number of very lovely options that, as expected, had different price points. You absolutely had to choose an urn as part of the process.

A few weeks later, I went to pick up the remains from my vet's office. The urn was absolutely beautiful and they also included two pawprint molds with her name etched into the mold (which was not something I expected and made me break down). Eventually curiosity got the better of me and I ended up opening the urn. In retrospect, it shouldn't have surprised me, but the ashes were inside the urn in a sealed plastic bag. There was a momentary WTF before logic kicked in and said "It would really have sucked if something happened in transit to knock the lid off and completely spill her ashes everywhere before you even got them.".

So technically...Lover's ashes most likely did come in a plastic bag. And they most certainly already came with an urn.

 

[Lou's Abndoned Artwork]

Raise of hands: who else here thinks this story about Zorro's ashes and needing an urn is all bullshit, that Mama Gags likely just paid a disposal fee to the vet when they had him put down? It's a shitty thing to think about a pet owner who just lost their pet, but Louie is a shitty person and will find any bullshit story to use for grifting money.

The invoice did say disposal of medical waste, aka the body.