Orbiter Phil’s Weird Body... - Like, WTF? I’ve never seen anything like it.

Nigel of Ukip said:
One thing I can tell you is that even if he isn't in pain now mate, he will be after. Quite often something will be very wrong with your teeth and you might not even feel it. You have to pay attention, you know what I mean? But mate does that change right quick when a dentist starts fixing the issue. If something actually is wrong with his teeth, he will burn money bloody quick and he will be in pain.
Hopes are up lads. Well done.
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Those would be streams worth watching. I'm sure he would decide the dentist doesn't know what the fuck he is doing and call him a scammer and just drink more gin to dull the pain.
 
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Corpun said:
Forgot that one, also forgot when he will LIMB the first five people who ask why his dental care was so bad and attempts to pigsplain it away before just threatening to ban anyone who even mentions it.
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Then we will have the big "reveal" a few months later where he begs for some inordinate amount of money to pay the dentist. Anybody pointing out the contradiction or how the dentist just happens to cost the same as an upcoming WWE tourney will, of course, be LIMBed as well.
 
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twattycake said:
Then we will have the big "reveal" a few months later where he begs for some inordinate amount of money to pay the dentist. Anybody pointing out the contradiction or how the dentist just happens to cost the same as an upcoming WWE tourney will, of course, be LIMBed as well.
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Umm guys you see, here in Washington dentistry is different. We have like, um, different governments from say America or some other state like Conneticut, where I'm from by the way. You see we get dental care free. Free! but the billing comes months later, basically whenever you say it is convenient for you to pay, understand? Sound good, alright.
 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
One thing I can tell you is that even if he isn't in pain now mate, he will be after. Quite often something will be very wrong with your teeth and you might not even feel it. You have to pay attention, you know what I mean? But mate does that change right quick when a dentist starts fixing the issue. If something actually is wrong with his teeth, he will burn money bloody quick and he will be in pain.
Hopes are up lads. Well done.
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My old dentist was a really interesting dude who got into dentistry because when he got over as a dirt poor immigrant from Greece a dentist noticed how bad his teeth was and fixed them for him for free, because rotten and decaying teeth can literally poison a person. Apparently it was a common problem after the Holocaust as well, concentration camp prisoners teeth were so neglected that it wasn't uncommon to cause other issues like blood poisoning, infections, bacteria cause heart issues, etc.

Nigel of Ukip said:
His facial hair is just, you know, unfortunate.
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This whole time marketing master DSP has been subliminally advertising to us

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Nigel of Ukip said:
One thing I can tell you is that even if he isn't in pain now mate, he will be after. Quite often something will be very wrong with your teeth and you might not even feel it. You have to pay attention, you know what I mean? But mate does that change right quick when a dentist starts fixing the issue. If something actually is wrong with his teeth, he will burn money bloody quick and he will be in pain.
Hopes are up lads. Well done.
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In thinking on it, I actually HOPE he elects not to talk about it on stream, while trying desperately to hide the fact that he's in serious pain for however long, knowing the whole time that us Farmers WILL notice it, because he has seen the posted screenshots of him wincing while eating. Shit, I think there's even somebody here with one as their avatar.

That would be way more entertaining to me than him begging for the money and bitching about the health care system, because as much as it makes him an asshole when he lies, in this case, the pain he'll be in the whole time will probably have him wishing he could bring himself to let it out. That in of itself is a blast to watch, for me, those moments when Phil really wants to do something innate to him, but another innate trait is getting in the way. It's like watching the Hulk and Juggernaut beat the shit out of each other, except hilariously stupid, instead of hilariously awesome.
 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
One thing I can tell you is that even if he isn't in pain now mate, he will be after. Quite often something will be very wrong with your teeth and you might not even feel it. You have to pay attention, you know what I mean? But mate does that change right quick when a dentist starts fixing the issue. If something actually is wrong with his teeth, he will burn money bloody quick and he will be in pain.
Hopes are up lads. Well done.
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On that subject you will never guess what Phil mentioned today in his chat:
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He was making this exact same claim for a while a year or two ago, then stopped, now it seems like he's starting again. Either he's reading the Farms every morning to find out what the new shithead detractor conspiracy theory is or a bunch of untrained autists were able to accurately diagnose dental problems based on a few off-hand comments. I'll let you decide which is more likely.
 
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twattycake said:
On that subject you will never guess what Phil mentioned today in his chat:
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He was making this exact same claim for a while a year or two ago, then stopped, now it seems like he's starting again. Either he's reading the Farms every morning to find out what the new shithead detractor conspiracy theory is or a bunch of untrained autists were able to accurately diagnose dental problems based on a few off-hand comments. I'll let you decide which is more likely.
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Seems to me like he's way more obsessed about the disgusting internet forums like Kiwifarts as of late, the absolute toxic rant he did recently about people noticing his low level of tips during new gameplay streams speaks for itself.

Other users here have even noticed that when we point out a certain flaw or screw up about Phil, he attempts to either hide it or recorrect himself. When people were making fun of the shape of his upper teeth a few weeks back, some users noticed that he wasn't trying to open his mouth as wide and wasn't doing the stroke face that much during one of his normal over exaggerated observations or clown mode close ups on obs (apart from when he openly denied that he totally doesn't have an uneven face and isn't having a stroke to his viewers, but since then his stroke faces have been at a minimum).

Even going a little further back when we were making fun of his his head shake when he acts surprised and his cheeks look like a saggy sack of jello, was definetly memed on here a little bit when ever he did it. Now it seems he really wants to avoid doing that again for whatever reason.

I think the farms have a massive influence on his attitude and behaviour more than we think, it's not like he has anything really going on in his "busy" life and apart from gin and gacha he most certainly browses here and twitter to see what dah trolls think, and why wouldn't a typical egotistical narcissist want to read what other people write about him in an attempt to put him down? He's drawn to us like a moth to a flame, he hasn't changed for the betterment of his viewers because of pahsative feedback or he's realised he's a more muhture person, he does these adjustments to his life because we point out all the flaws in him and this entices him just enough to try and prove us wrong, because he thinks we're wrong about everything and can't possibly have a slither of genius insight into how he does something wrong.

Yes that's right Phil, we are your biggest motivation, since your content creation inception, If it wasn't for the trolls and detractors, you would have given up long ago.
 
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twattycake said:
On that subject you will never guess what Phil mentioned today in his chat:
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He was making this exact same claim for a while a year or two ago, then stopped, now it seems like he's starting again. Either he's reading the Farms every morning to find out what the new shithead detractor conspiracy theory is or a bunch of untrained autists were able to accurately diagnose dental problems based on a few off-hand comments. I'll let you decide which is more likely.
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Phil everytime yu do something like this you just confirm that the Farms live rent free in your head. Give your cat son Jasper Kitty Burnell a hello for me, I'm sure he is going places when he moves out of the pigpen.
 
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TheGoutburglar said:
Max Dood makes funny faces a fair bit in his thumbnails, but when you watch the vid, you can see why.

Phil just... does it. Not deliberately, he's just like that.
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exaggerated facial expressions are a symptom of strokes, just saying, the list of symptoms is getting pretty long.

Its also definitely a character. The negative traits of Phil are definitely his real personality shining through, the rage, the pettiness, ignorance, greed, etc. But all of the excitement, goofiness, feigned surprise, its just him acting how he thinks successful streamers should act.

That one time he left the camera on after the stream you could see the real Phil, just miserable, with a look of confused contempt with his arm slung over his head like some hateful ape.

You can see what he was like when he was younger in old SF tournament vids other people took, sometimes sorta normal or just reasonable levels of salt, but he's become some sort of Id-driven shadow monster with no self-awareness.
 
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Pisstrooper said:
exaggerated facial expressions are a symptom of strokes, just saying, the list of symptoms is getting pretty long.

Its also definitely a character. The negative traits of Phil are definitely his real personality shining through, the rage, the pettiness, ignorance, greed, etc. But all of the excitement, goofiness, feigned surprise, its just him acting how he thinks successful streamers should act.

That one time he left the camera on after the stream you could see the real Phil, just miserable, with a look of confused contempt with his arm slung over his head like some hateful ape.

You can see what he was like when he was younger in old SF tournament vids other people took, sometimes sorta normal or just reasonable levels of salt, but he's become some sort of Id-driven shadow monster with no self-awareness.
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I would say at least some of the clown act is genuine, because we know he gets like that from having his gacha funding secured for the day. And the droop isn't on purpose, because he gets pissed about it being made fun of.

But yes, regardless of any feeling of looking forward to playing Champions later, he's completely lacking in any kind of animation off-camera, that's why I've been saying for some time that his rocking is from being seen/heard. He clearly feels no need to do it if he feels like he's alone. It's also how we know that much of what he does when he realizes he's being watched is involuntary, because he doesn't rock about or do the droopy mouth as a form of entertainment.

I would chalk the change up, mostly, to his experience of learning, ever so slowly, that being exactly who he has always been, forever, was going to result in consequences. He obviously spent a lot of years denying that his current situation was inevitable if he insisted on never changing, and at some point, probably after The Incident, and then Leanna leaving, it finally sank in. His decision to just keep going says a lot. I suspect that the only thing that powers him through life are Champions and the foolish hope of some miraculous lucky escape, in the form of suddenly being discovered by thousands of normal people with very open wallets, who somehow manage to tolerate him treating them poorly.
 
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Pisstrooper said:
exaggerated facial expressions are a symptom of strokes, just saying, the list of symptoms is getting pretty long.

Its also definitely a character. The negative traits of Phil are definitely his real personality shining through, the rage, the pettiness, ignorance, greed, etc. But all of the excitement, goofiness, feigned surprise, its just him acting how he thinks successful streamers should act.

That one time he left the camera on after the stream you could see the real Phil, just miserable, with a look of confused contempt with his arm slung over his head like some hateful ape.

You can see what he was like when he was younger in old SF tournament vids other people took, sometimes sorta normal or just reasonable levels of salt, but he's become some sort of Id-driven shadow monster with no self-awareness.
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The thing to remember about Phil is that offline, he's an absolute coward. He'd never behave like he does if he had to do it face to face. He's only like this because there are no immediate consequences for his actions. It's also why he gives no shits about how he appears on his webcam.

He's spent so long without someone to slap him for being a child that it's become second nature to him.
 
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