Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

[WutangLee]

A 17 hour drive with twice as many stops because Mays got a full sized newborn weighing on her bladder. So tack on about 3 hours for stops. That’s 40 hours on the road for what I expect will be a short trip given that she’s about to give birth. All to go to your bowling alley wedding in a far away city with no friends. Ethan is oblivious to how shitty he’s being and she’s too stupid and scared to say anything.

I still can't believe this is real, the fuck is wrong with Ralph. This could be May and Ralph getting sloppy over the baby being bullshit. It could be May just being to much of a cowardly and stupid pushover to stand up to the Gunt, or it could be be the Gunt is just too much of a narcissitic piece of shit, may not driving from Virginia to Texas makes her a traitor. It's also possible May is secretly hoping people ridicule and mock Ralph enough he calls this off.

Anyway, I can't seen any scenario where this was a good idea.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

A 17 hour drive with twice as many stops because Mays got a full sized newborn weighing on her bladder. So tack on about 3 hours for stops. That’s 40 hours on the road for what I expect will be a short trip given that she’s about to give birth. All to go to your bowling alley wedding in a far away city with no friends. Ethan is oblivious to how shitty he’s being and she’s too stupid and scared to say anything.

I’m still curious if she knows about him planning a KS bowling wedding. Has he posted on her Twitter account about thrilling it is to have her prince sell tickets to her wedding at a bowling alley yet?

 

[Sam Losco]

He said that she can't fly cause shes pregnant but that he has a brand new truck that hes gonna go on a road trip and drive to Dallas.
But i think most alogs (including me) suspect that shes gonna be the one driving cause he won't be able to not resist alchol for that long.

I'm not sure what about Ralph leads you to believe he's above driving intoxicated.

 

[Retrodogkiller]

I've been to a few white trash weddings in my life and they've taken place in a church, park or someone's backyard. Never seen a wedding in a bowling alley before though. That's pretty fucking trashy.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

So who's officiating the wedding and why aren't they dressed as a pill bottle?

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

A 17 hour drive with twice as many stops because Mays got a full sized newborn weighing on her bladder. So tack on about 3 hours for stops. That’s 40 hours on the road for what I expect will be a short trip given that she’s about to give birth. All to go to your bowling alley wedding in a far away city with no friends. Ethan is oblivious to how shitty he’s being and she’s too stupid and scared to say anything.

Also sitting in one position for an extended period of time in the late third trimester is horribly uncomfortable. 40 hours in the car at 8-9 months sounds like literal torture.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I'm not sure what about Ralph leads you to believe he's above driving intoxicated.

He's recorded himself driving under the influence.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

So who's officiating with wedding and why aren't they dressed as a pill bottle?

My money’s on Dax Herrera. He seems like the kind of dipshit to get “ordained” for something like this.

 

[Beautiful Gunt]

Also sitting in one position for an extended period of time in the late third trimester is horribly uncomfortable. 40 hours in the car at 8-9 months sounds like literal torture.

Also quite dangerous with the increased risk of blood clots. It’s all fucked

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Guys, settle down. I’m sure Ralph plans to let Meigh ride in the bed of his Nissan basic bitch truck for the trip. She’ll have plenty of room to stretch. And he’ll put fresh hay and a bucket of water back there too.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Also sitting in one position for an extended period of time in the late third trimester is horribly uncomfortable. 40 hours in the car at 8-9 months sounds like literal torture.

Especially the “sitting” part. If May wants to catch some snoozies on the road, it’s going to be woefully uncomfortable. Side sleeping is really the only comfy way to sleep at that point, not to mention recommended.

This whole idea is thoroughly retarded.

 

[Not Even Twice]

My money’s on Dax Herrera. He seems like the kind of dipshit to get “ordained” for something like this.

God I hope so. Ralph is going to be so over the top "hype" during this, desperate to have fun with his one true friend Dax, it's bound to cause some shit.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Also sitting in one position for an extended period of time in the late third trimester is horribly uncomfortable. 40 hours in the car at 8-9 months sounds like literal torture.

I did it once, voluntarily, for 400 miles at 36 weeks for a special event I planned on well before getting pregnant and didn’t drive a mile myself. It was barely doable. 2600 miles is fucking retard stupid.

Ralph even suggesting it shows he enjoys inflicting pain and humiliation on Pantsu. He enjoys seeing how much shit she will eat. Makes him feel taller when he can treat his woman as badly as daddy treated him

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Especially the “sitting” part. If May wants to catch some snoozies on the road, it’s going to be woefully uncomfortable. Side sleeping is really the only comfy way to sleep at that point, not to mention recommended.

This whole idea is thoroughly retarded.

She's lucky she's not pregnant

 

[WutangLee]

Ralph even suggesting it shows he enjoys inflicting pain and humiliation on Pantsu. He enjoys seeing how much shit she will eat. Makes him feel taller when he can treat his woman as badly as daddy treated him

A lot of people are speculating this may be Ralph subconsciously playing fuck-fuck game or shit-testing to emotionally overwhelm and gauge pantsu's loyalty much like an abusive spouse would. He strikes me as the type that uses gifts and entraps people with leverage. "You wanna get married don't you bitch? drive 20 hours to Dallas", "I put this here home, you cross me I'll have you on the street" etc. As long as Pantsu doesn't reach out for help there isn't any saving her. And I think Ralph uses the scorn Pantsu gets as a "see bitch, I'm all you got"

 

[AncientPhosphur]

It's also possible May is secretly hoping people ridicule and mock Ralph enough he calls this off.

She should know by now that telling Ralph not to do something means Ralph is just going to do it out of spite

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

A lot of people are speculating this may be Ralph subconsciously playing fuck-fuck game or shit-testing to emotionally overwhelm and gauge pantsu's loyalty much like abusive spouse would. He strikes me as the type that uses gifts and entraps people with leverage. "You wanna get married don't you bitch? drive 20 hours to Dallas", "I put this here home, you cross me I'll have you on the street" etc. As long as Pantsu doesn't reach out for help there isn't any saving her. And I think Ralph uses the scorn Pantsu gets as a "see bitch, I'm all you got"

Ralph is definitely a dirtbag with these behaviors. There’s a reason he has no friends and no e-friends.

I think Pantsu has whined about getting married in the past and probably guilted Gunt about it. So Ralph loves this idea. Bitch wants to get married so bad well she can help me sell tickets and make some fucking money then. Make her see what it feels like to hype and put on a KS event and hustle to earn e-money.

Little anime princess thinks she’s too good to get married at bowling alley? She too good to ride in a NEW truck to Texas for MUH event? I don’t need no spoiled bitch, I need a ride or die outlaw chick!

Pantsu should be over the moon Ralph is considering a fake marriage ceremony and if she’s not she’s a disloyal snake.

She should know by now that telling Ralph not to do something means Ralph is just going to do it out of spite

I think everyone mocking the idea is really helping Gunt commit to a spite white trash nightmare wedding.

 

[Tortoise Jr]

I'm not sure what about Ralph leads you to believe he's above driving intoxicated.

In spite of everything I think driving wasted with his 9 month pregnant girlfriend in the passenger's seat might set a new low for Ralph in my eyes

Makes me think he's either planning for May to drive a significant portion or she's just going to end up not going and we'll have a stream of Ralph getting sloshed in a bowling alley while missing the birth of his child

 

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

 

[stupid frog]

cart before the horse...