4/2/2022 - Guntfest - Killstream KingPin - Ralph's Bowling Tournament - Gunt hosted a Bowling Tournament in Dallas, TX on April 2th.

Meigh is literally the only person on earth who will envy this poor girl, with her piss-stained pawn shop wedding dress and strip mall high school gym venue. TLC needs to make a show about the barnyard animals getting hitched in a strip mall bowling alley:

 
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I bet last summer Pantsu all starry eyed over her QVC ring and reroll pregnancy told Ralph several times that she didn’t need any fancy wedding, or anything, she’d marry Ralph anywhere. She just wants to be Mrs Gunt. Obviously Pantsu just meant eloping or going to the courthouse but Ralph has better ideas.

The only wedding a Ralph can enjoy is one he’s paid for and can make it a self-promotion vehicle. He really found the perfect venue.
 
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Mr E. Grifter said:
Ralph is going to need to be careful with this bowling shit, he's the exact sort of person who the local antifa or BLM groups could be rallied to action to "oppose".

A bunch of black mask clad idiots rebreaking his orbitals in front of his horse bride would be peak Ralph.
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I would wager the amount of money Ralph spent on a man purse that there's no local antifa groups active in the Colony, certainly none that would go out in public as a black bloc

He's more likely to get stabbed in the Walmart by a schizophrenic
 
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AncientPhosphur said:
I think he’s doing it to spite Metokur and Gator. Gator brought up how he had no intention to marry her and was just using her for her credit while Metokur is married. Sounds dumb? Well this is the same man who went to Portugal for no reason other than to spite someone.

The drive down either ends up inducing labor or May suffers from a DVT because last thing we can expect is Ralph pulling over and let May stretch and walk around every 2 hours as recommended
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If you want Ethan Ralph to do something, tell him he can't or never will.

There are exceptions ofcourse: Alcohol, pills, lose weight etc, but it applies to a lot of things.
 
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Iamthatis said:
Well there’s always the thing where if they are married May can’t be compelled to testify against him in court. She was a witness to sme of the stuff with Fai Fai.
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The other, funnier possibility is that May's been really hung up about having a baby without being married, so she begged and begged and begged Ralph to make it official and finally he was like "okay fine, during this other event I'll be doing in another state literally a few days before your due date we'll get married in front of a whole bunch of strangers and hecklers at a bowling alley in a stripmall, satisfied bitch?" and she agreed because that was the best she was ever going to get from him.
 
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Christorian X said:
This is going to be an amazing wedding.
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i wonder if frank hassle and a bunch of aylylawgs are going to show up to troll the whole thing?
Null should send a good luck card, with the corn field of Kansas as the background.

MirnaMinkoff said:
Oh so Ralph isn’t even the main event? Ralph has been trying make Dick come to a wedding for like eight months. Even multiple Vegas trips didn’t make it happen. So he gets a bowling a event planned and then tries to slip in a trash wedding. Sad.

100% Ralph is using guilt from the “broken foot” to make sure he doesn’t bail on the bowling wedding disaster.
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im 90% sure daxx might go.
because it'll be hilarious. he might have people stream it live.
 
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Michael Janke said:
i wonder if frank hassle and a bunch of aylylawgs are going to show up to troll the whole thing?
Null should send a good luck card, with the corn field of Kansas as the background.


im 90% sure daxx might go.
because it'll be hilarious. he might have people stream it live.
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Frank Hassle has already been asked and he’s said that he’s not willing to go and troll there.
 
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Leonard Helplessness said:
The other, funnier possibility is that May's been really hung up about having a baby without being married, so she begged and begged and begged Ralph to make it official and finally he was like "okay fine, during this other event I'll be doing in another state literally a few days before your due date we'll get married in front of a whole bunch of strangers and hecklers at a bowling alley in a stripmall, satisfied bitch?" and she agreed because that was the best she was ever going to get from him.
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I see a definite route to a redemption arc if Ethan just trolls the shit out of Meigh like this. I might actually donate to that cause.
 
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It's happening!

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Carolina001 said:
New snake just dropped. Will Destiny's bowling invitation be rescinded?
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This guy clearly knows next to nothing about Ralph and he agreed to go to this 20-person (:optimistic:) bowling event in Buttfuck Nowhere Texas? Why? I feel like Destiny is pretty set financially so I'm having trouble understanding this. It's not like he'll even receive any clout from it...
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Meigh is literally the only person on earth who will envy this poor girl, with her piss-stained pawn shop wedding dress and strip mall high school gym venue. TLC needs to make a show about the barnyard animals getting hitched in a strip mall bowling alley:

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Large weddings are a scam, but whatever that bitch was doing is worse.
 
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