Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%

  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
I've noticed that Adam always seems to have a singular care react on almost all his Facebook updates where he's fishing for asspats. Is it his mom doing it?
Actually, no. Going through who reacts to his posts, it's usually different people every time. He's been on Facebook since it first took off, so I think his contacts just are numb to him at this point. (Adult) people usually go along with his antics for a short while - a week or two - before realizing how manipulative he is, before putting distance between themselves. Take, for example, Zaff, who has quietly shut him down after an overly-intense week of standing up for him on Twitter and answering his texts.
 
I've noticed that Adam always seems to have a singular care react on almost all his Facebook updates where he's fishing for asspats. Is it his mom doing it?

It's different people usually, as Zhoban said. You can actually go check his Facebook as early as 2009 and see how different the people interacting with him are.

In 2009-2012 era it was very common for him to have 15+ comments, a lot of likes and interactions. But during those years as it progressed there would be different people, which to me suggests that people figured out his bs and distanced themselves from him but he always a new pool of people to infiltrate who don't know him and how he is.

I think eventually / presently the well runneth dry. Nowadays he's lucky if he gets 2 comments on a status. He has his niche community on his discord who are all trapped in fantasy land in their own right so they'll enable him.
 
Just be quiet Adam, please.

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I just get this perfect mental image of Adam going to the in home appointment, sprawling his ass across the couch, legs spread as wide as possible, slapping some greasy papers down on the nearest surface and said "So, lets get you that new iphone, cutie!"
 
I'd like to know how he got to their house in the first place. I thought his position was in-store retail shit. Why would he go to a customer's home? Any time I've bought/upgraded a phone at the shop, it gets done then and there. Did he just get their address out of the system and show up hoping to bump up his numbers? Can't imagine his boss would send Chibi of all people out into the wild to drum up sales. He can barely handle dealing with customers that approach him, sending him door-to-door would be a disaster.
 
I'd like to know how he got to their house in the first place. I thought his position was in-store retail shit. Why would he go to a customer's home? Any time I've bought/upgraded a phone at the shop, it gets done then and there. Did he just get their address out of the system and show up hoping to bump up his numbers? Can't imagine his boss would send Chibi of all people out into the wild to drum up sales. He can barely handle dealing with customers that approach him, sending him door-to-door would be a disaster.
He got "promoted" to doing door-to-door sales and home installations a little while ago. His recent grumbling about not making sales and being bullied by his boss are related to the job change, I believe.
 
He got "promoted" to doing door-to-door sales and home installations a little while ago. His recent grumbling about not making sales and being bullied by his boss are related to the job change, I believe.
Christ, no wonder he'd be grumbling. Door to door sales is hard af. You need a certain kind of charisma to make any sort of money, especially so if you're wanting some serious cash. A charisma that Chibi plain don't got.

It's especially worse if it's pure commision only, and no hourly pay. You can even come out with less money than you started with.

I myself tried it for a few months way way many years back, and the job was fucking horrible; hated every minute of it.

He'll break soon enough and go back to whatever he was doing before, quit the job entirely or get himself royally fucked over because of d2d sales.
 
I'd like to know how he got to their house in the first place. I thought his position was in-store retail shit. Why would he go to a customer's home? Any time I've bought/upgraded a phone at the shop, it gets done then and there. Did he just get their address out of the system and show up hoping to bump up his numbers? Can't imagine his boss would send Chibi of all people out into the wild to drum up sales. He can barely handle dealing with customers that approach him, sending him door-to-door would be a disaster.
Yeah I've never heard of door to door sales for phones. We get them for roofing, solar panels, landscaping. Not...phones. That's just a fool's errand. If I was working his position and my boss asked me to start going door to door to boost sales I would tell him to fuck off, just not in as many words.

Why does he insist on going through life ass fucking backwards. I swear his boss could ask him to clean the urinals with his tongue and Adam would just be like "sure thing boss I love too!"
 
Yeah I've never heard of door to door sales for phones. We get them for roofing, solar panels, landscaping. Not...phones. That's just a fool's errand. If I was working his position and my boss asked me to start going door to door to boost sales I would tell him to fuck off, just not in as many words.

Why does he insist on going through life ass fucking backwards. I swear his boss could ask him to clean the urinals with his tongue and Adam would just be like "sure thing boss I love too!"
Do AT&T sell security systems by any chance?

If so, id bet that's what he's being asked to sell.

Edit: they do https://www.att.com/digital-life/
 
Do AT&T sell security systems by any chance?

If so, id bet that's what he's being asked to sell.

Edit: they do https://www.att.com/digital-life/
Interesting, so it's not cell phones he's selling. Honestly, that's probably worse for the ol' Cheebster, there's a lot more variables going on. If you're selling a phone in store, you're basically following a script.

Surely he's not part of the installation. That would be a nightmare, especially after we saw him build his PC.

Chibi has no skills to be a door to door salesman. He really needs to learn what he's good at and build upon it.

Clip somewhat relevant:
 
Interesting, so it's not cell phones he's selling. Honestly, that's probably worse for the ol' Cheebster, there's a lot more variables going on. If you're selling a phone in store, you're basically following a script.

Surely he's not part of the installation. That would be a nightmare, especially after we saw him build his PC.

Chibi has no skills to be a door to door salesman. He really needs to learn what he's good at and build upon it.

Clip somewhat relevant:
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No chance he's a part of installation.

How it goes is you'd get told a certain area you have to cover, then you'd literally go house to house, knocking on doors to get to talk to someone. Let them know who you are, what company you're working for, show your id badge if needed, and have a special contact number within the company for verification. And ofcourse give them your pitch.

If someone isn't interested, away you go to the next house.

If they are interested, you'd go inside, inspect the house for where sensors may be placed (you get trained for this), note windows, ect ect.

Then you let them know how much it would cost (you always know how much the base package costs, but if extra sensors are needed, you let them know about that cost instead).

Anyways, if they agree, you get their signature, their payment details, contact info, anything you needed, and if you have a computer (or phone/tablet these days) youd register an installation date and time with the customer. Then off you go the next house.

You'd cover the street, going around over and over again, knocking on houses you didn't get an answer for, until it was finally quiting time.

Back to the office, you hand all the orders you got, and job done.

Once the payment is confirmed; it's officially recognised as a sale, and you'd be notified how much you're expecting on your next paycheck which would often be every 2 weeks.

Payment secured, the installation team now go and do their job.

Now, it's not 100% definitive that he'd be selling security systems but its most likely. There is, however, 2 other options (that I can think of that a telecoms company would do):
1) landline phone connections
&
2) broadband connections.

The thing about these though is it is far less likely. Theres a limit to where you could this. You'd only be doing d2d sales for landlines and broadband where they weren't previously available; both to let potential customers know its now available in the area & to try get them on your company.

Like I said in my previous post: my money is on security systems.
 
What was this guy thinking? In what world do you share details of an accusation and look the innocent party?
Don’t apply normal human logic to Chibi. Think of him like an adult cartoon character who exists to be the butt of the joke and his actions make a lot more sense.
 
It's a damn shame Adam hates Jesus, because no matter what, Jesus will love you, even if you are mediocre at best.
One of the good things about his disdain towards the faith that he was raised in is that it does keep him away from church youth groups.

Considering his juvenile outlook and tastes, I would hate for him to interact with anyone going to church looking for direction in life and thinking Chibi is someone they can confide in and relate to. Since he's always wanting to look like he lives for helping other people, I can see him reaching out and him start pursuing this theoretical minor. It's the only situation where he would have some authority; it's often this way how children are taken advantage of.

So I'll count our blessings with that one.
 
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