Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 14.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 114 24.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 84 18.2%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 193 41.8%

  • Total voters
    462
Nick's show is a talk show dumbass.
(1) Nick's show is actually informative and Rackets is a subject matter expert on what he discusses. I don't see what those two zoomers bring to the table. Also Nick does his show in his basement and doesn't blow money on unneeded bullshit like a set and TV crew. Money from the show goes right to Nick and not some bloated production. It's 2022 you don't need all that crap. The time of Tonight Show style interview shows is over. It died with Letterman and Leno. Hell some could say Carson.

(2) Fuck you, you stupid cunt. You are a piece of fucking shit. Do not tell people what they think and then insult them in public. You can tell me what you fucking think you small-minded piece of crap. But don't tell me what I think and then insult me in public when you're fucking wrong... You got your facts wrong. You got your timing wrong. You got your thinking wrong. And you're a fucking piece of shit. You should not live in a world with other nice people. Because I have a feeling you're just as much of a piece of shit when you go home. I bet your family hates your fucking guts behind your back. I guarantee it, with that kind of attitude. The fact that you can come after me with your fucking imaginary problems, put them in my head, and then blame them for me, means that your family is probably getting the same treatment. Yes, you are an imaginary, shit stirring, probably a narcissist, piece of shit. That's what I think of you.
 
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(1) Nick's show is actually informative and Rackets is a subject matter expert on what he discusses. I don't see what those two zoomers bring to the table. Also Nick does his show in his basement and doesn't blow money on unneeded bullshit like a set and TV crew. Money from the show goes right to Nick and not some bloated production. It's 2022 you don't need all that crap. The time of Tonight Show style interview shows is over. It died with Letterman and Leno. Hell some could say Carson.

(2) Fuck you, you stupid cunt. You are a piece of fucking shit. Do not tell people what they think and then insult them in public. You can tell me what you fucking think you small-minded piece of crap. But don't tell me what I think and then insult me in public when you're fucking wrong... You got your facts wrong. You got your timing wrong. You got your thinking wrong. And you're a fucking piece of shit. You should not live in a world with other nice people. Because I have a feeling you're just as much of a piece of shit when you go home. I bet your family hates your fucking guts behind your back. I guarantee it, with that kind of attitude. The fact that you can come after me with your fucking imaginary problems, put them in my head, and then blame them for me, means that your family is probably getting the same treatment. Yes, you are an imaginary, shit stirring, probably a narcissist, piece of shit. That's what I think of you.
Uh.....you okay Feral? Did Monica sit on you?
 
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I tried to watch their show when they responded to the Jack Murphy situation. The two female hosts have about as much personality and charisma as Pim Tool; none. I'm not sure why anyone watches them.

Will we see another facialabuse reference? Let's hope so.
 
(1) Nick's show is actually informative and Rackets is a subject matter expert on what he discusses. I don't see what those two zoomers bring to the table. Also Nick does his show in his basement and doesn't blow money on unneeded bullshit like a set and TV crew. Money from the show goes right to Nick and not some bloated production. It's 2022 you don't need all that crap. The time of Tonight Show style interview shows is over. It died with Letterman and Leno. Hell some could say Carson.

(2) Fuck you, you stupid cunt. You are a piece of fucking shit. Do not tell people what they think and then insult them in public. You can tell me what you fucking think you small-minded piece of crap. But don't tell me what I think and then insult me in public when you're fucking wrong... You got your facts wrong. You got your timing wrong. You got your thinking wrong. And you're a fucking piece of shit. You should not live in a world with other nice people. Because I have a feeling you're just as much of a piece of shit when you go home. I bet your family hates your fucking guts behind your back. I guarantee it, with that kind of attitude. The fact that you can come after me with your fucking imaginary problems, put them in my head, and then blame them for me, means that your family is probably getting the same treatment. Yes, you are an imaginary, shit stirring, probably a narcissist, piece of shit. That's what I think of you.
If it makes you feel better I get the reference.
 
Uh.....you okay Feral? Did Monica sit on you?
Funny you should mention that.

I am listening to Nick's show from the other night with those two cows talking about Vic. Holy god Monica and Jamie are godawful to listen to. I would rather be deaf. This is worse than the first PPP show. This is worse than torture.

If it makes you feel better I get the reference.
I figured it was a good place to dump some pasta.
 
(1) Nick's show is actually informative and Rackets is a subject matter expert on what he discusses. I don't see what those two zoomers bring to the table. Also Nick does his show in his basement and doesn't blow money on unneeded bullshit like a set and TV crew. Money from the show goes right to Nick and not some bloated production. It's 2022 you don't need all that crap. The time of Tonight Show style interview shows is over. It died with Letterman and Leno. Hell some could say Carson.

(2) Fuck you, you stupid cunt. You are a piece of fucking shit. Do not tell people what they think and then insult them in public. You can tell me what you fucking think you small-minded piece of crap. But don't tell me what I think and then insult me in public when you're fucking wrong... You got your facts wrong. You got your timing wrong. You got your thinking wrong. And you're a fucking piece of shit. You should not live in a world with other nice people. Because I have a feeling you're just as much of a piece of shit when you go home. I bet your family hates your fucking guts behind your back. I guarantee it, with that kind of attitude. The fact that you can come after me with your fucking imaginary problems, put them in my head, and then blame them for me, means that your family is probably getting the same treatment. Yes, you are an imaginary, shit stirring, probably a narcissist, piece of shit. That's what I think of you.
I assume most of that wall of text is a pasta (and a quick scroll before posting confirms that I guess), but in regards to your actual point I'm not calling into question the quality of content on either side, the authenticity they bring, or the production values. By common parlance, both Nick and Schafer Elijoo Whatshisname have talk shows.

It's not some elevated, vaunted title, just a loose descriptor that just about every live stream that doesn't revolve around video games will fall into.
 
I assume most of that wall of text is a pasta (and a quick scroll before posting confirms that I guess), but in regards to your actual point I'm not calling into question the quality of content on either side, the authenticity they bring, or the production values. By common parlance, both Nick and Schafer Elijoo Whatshisname have talk shows.

It's not some elevated, vaunted title, just a loose descriptor that just about every live stream that doesn't revolve around video games will fall into.
That block of text comes from self-proclaimed master persuader Scott Adams.

I beg to differ. Back in the day talk shows were more of an event because you didn't have the internet and all the ways to interact that allowed. It used to be you could only see your favorite cheese ball celebrity if they went on Carson, Letterman or Leno. Thanks to the internet and things like Twitter, Facebook and the 1,000 other social media platforms you are inundated with the garbage these cheeseball celebrities vomit up.

Any asshole with an internet and a computer can have a "talk show" these days. The format ain't what it used to be. In some ways its better because there's audience interaction now and you have more specialized shows than you would get back in the day. I would much rather listen to Rackets or Louis Rossman than some generic host going through some celebrity interview with prescreened questions or however the fuck they used to do it.
 
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I kind of feel bad for Branca. This shit is boring af and he's been streaming it all day for 400 people.
Nick seems like one of the few people that can do solo shows with any sort of success. Joe and Kurt are pretty good as they learned to play with chat but Branca is still a bit stiff.

T-7mins or so

If we don't get a balls question i will be slightly disappointed.
 
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That block of text comes from self-proclaimed master persuader Scott Adams.
Gotcha. I'd heard he'd gotten into a pissing match with his audience over the vax, but never bothered to look into it.

I beg to differ.
I don't understand why you've gone so far off in the weeds. People listen to talk shows. YOU listen to a talk show. To ask if people do listen to them seemed particularly dumb. Ass.
 
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Nick seems like one of the few people that can do solo shows with any sort of success. Joe and Kurt are pretty good as they learned to play with chat but Branca is still a bit stiff.

T-7mins or so

If we don't get a balls question i will be slightly disappointed.
The first part of the stream was alright, but as Nick drank more whisky it got funnier and funnier. The best part were the superchats being hijacked by Nick's audience. UNBREADED and Cuck jokes galore.

Edit: Reading through the comments. A ton are saying this was the funniest show to date. Nick smashed it out of the park.
 
The first part of the stream was alright, but as Nick drank more whisky it got funnier and funnier. The best part were the superchats being hijacked by Nick's audience. UNBREADED and Cuck jokes galore.

Edit: Reading through the comments. A ton are saying this was the funniest show to date. Nick smashed it out of the park.
And he mentioned he streams late at night. So the nick they saw is the nick they'll get if they come over.
 
The first part of the stream was alright, but as Nick drank more whisky it got funnier and funnier. The best part were the superchats being hijacked by Nick's audience. UNBREADED and Cuck jokes galore.

Edit: Reading through the comments. A ton are saying this was the funniest show to date. Nick smashed it out of the park.
Nick probably boosted their audience more than they will boost his.

Touchdown! On paper? UNBREADED!
 
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