Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[rubytintedchix]

No, he's trying to brag about his superiority over the others by trying to pretend he's more forgiving and those who don't like him are just evil mean haturzz meant to die and go to hell.

He loves churching it up because it's one of a very few avenues he can kind of reliably get narc supply from since he can just gurgle we're not his exact strain of Christian.

Mainly because we don't go to a place that looks like a brothel and isn't run by a man who violently sawed a woman's head off.

I guess he either really liked Antico's or he's angy and tired of us making fun of him for going to slophouses and the fake reviewer was the final straw, so he's doing more "upscale" places to "own" us.

Problem: Upscale to Jack is the Olive Garden.

 

[desudesu]

He probably just went for the whining.....Jack loves to whine.

Jack is the embodiment of “whine and dine”.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Problem: Upscale to Jack is the Olive Garden.

I keep thinking back to that time there was a woman from a small US town that wrote a glowing review of the Olive Garden that opened up one day. She described it as being the pinnacle of cuisine and was blown away by what they offered. The review was published to her small town's newspaper and it got picked up by major newspapers so people could laugh at the silly bumpkin.

Anthony Bourdain however said that her review was probably the best he read that year. Said woman lived her entire life in that town and from her lived experience, Olive Garden was legitimately the most interesting thing she had ever eaten. This was a unique perspective to most people in the Coastal foodie scene and Bourdain came to her defense.

The coverage eventually got her invited to New York where she did a few reviews of the local food and enjoyed herself.

The difference in this case is that Jack grew up in LA and then moved to the suburbs of Nashville, which are both major foodie locations. Jack also bills himself as a worldly foodie.

In the case of the woman loving Olive Garden, I think it was cruel for people to make fun of her. In the case of Jack though, it's like, he should know better.

 

[DX10]

Interesting Jack is being a preachy bitch about praying.

Here's a comment I saw recently on one of his older vids where someone pointed out Jack didn't pray before eating pizza with Paul. Cue outrageous lies from fake Christian Jack.

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Can I just draw attention to the fact that Jack admitted here he has hallucinations? Regularly?

 

[rubytintedchix]

Can I just draw attention to the fact that Jack admitted here he has hallucinations? Regularly?

His hallucinations are from his blood sugar problems brought on by the ‘betus so it’s totally normal and ok.

 

[Super Hans]

Can I just draw attention to the fact that Jack admitted here he has hallucinations? Regularly?

For being such a devout Pentecostal, I'm surprised he didn't take them as messages from God. Then again, the message was 'fix your shit, fatass' and promptly discarded.

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

Can I just draw attention to the fact that Jack admitted here he has hallucinations? Regularly?

I suspect these 'hallucinations' are the result of the Wendigo taking over his body.

When the darkness has control all he can see is red. When he wakes up, there is blood on his lips and in his teeth.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Searched for "diabetic hallucinations", tl;dr - they can be caused by excessively high blood sugar, it's a sign of very poorly managed diabetes and should be considered a medical emergency.

WebMD has the lowdown:

If [your blood sugar] gets extremely high, you might have hallucinations. You need medical help right away if your blood sugar is very high.

If your blood sugar is higher than 600 milligrams per deciliter (mg/dL), you have a condition called diabetic hyperosmolar hyperglycemic syndrome. In an effort to cope with too much sugar in your bloodstream, your body releases it into your urine and takes lots of fluids away along with it. You need treatment quickly to get hydrated so you don't get seriously dehydrated. At worst, you could end up in a coma or even die.

Hallucinations -- when you see and or hear things that aren't there -- are one sign of this syndrome. When you're very dehydrated, the balance of essential minerals in your body (called electrolytes) gets out of whack. That can affect the communication between your brain cells and lead to hallucinations. Once your doctor is able to rehydrate you and lower your blood sugar, the hallucinations will end.

If you're with someone you suspect may have hyperosmolar hyperglycemic syndrome, call 911 right away. Try to stay calm and comfort them. If possible, the affected person should drink a lot of water while waiting for help.

 

[DX10]

should be considered a medical emergency.

lol lmao

 

[10 Sheep]

Searched for "diabetic hallucinations", tl;dr - they can be caused by excessively high blood sugar, it's a sign of very poorly managed diabetes and should be considered a medical emergency.

WebMD has the lowdown:

a medical emergency but knowing him, he will survive that shit untreated because the wendigo's will to live that's soley powered by thinking of nothing but eating food is too strong!

 

[desudesu]

Surprising that fatty isn't announcing a Valentine's Day special. Betting that he's going to cobble up some disgusting last minute dessert made from cool whip/mayo or pink chicken as a "date meal idea".

Remember guys, for this Valentine's, EAT BEFORE YOU EAT™.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

This son of a bitch could give any cockroach a run for their money during a nuclear war the way he’s proven he can escape death.
Jagoff might live to be a 100

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Anthony Bourdain however said that her review was probably the best he read that year. Said woman lived her entire life in that town and from her lived experience, Olive Garden was legitimately the most interesting thing she had ever eaten. This was a unique perspective to most people in the Coastal foodie scene and Bourdain came to her defense.

The coverage eventually got her invited to New York where she did a few reviews of the local food and enjoyed herself.

The difference in this case is that Jack grew up in LA and then moved to the suburbs of Nashville, which are both major foodie locations. Jack also bills himself as a worldly foodie.

That's precisely one of my points about Jack. If Jack was humble enough to acknowledge his own ignorance, it would be noble and mature of him. Except he bills himself as a gourmet chef despite being an ignorant asshole with a colossal ego!

Being ignorant is fine, everybody is born like this. Working on improving this situation is something that should be a goal for all, but many can't really afford to change this, so an ignorant yet humble and tolerant person is someone that deserves respect, in a way. Jack is proud of his own ignorance, which is a glaring fucking flaw, and is grossly intolerant, thus he is the exact opposite!

 

[Super Hans]

Surprising that fatty isn't announcing a Valentine's Day special. Betting that he's going to cobble up some disgusting last minute dessert made from cool whip/mayo or pink chicken as a "date meal idea".

Remember guys, for this Valentine's, EAT BEFORE YOU EAT™.

The only pussy being eaten on Valentine's Day in either Scalfani household is the Chinese takeout the women order after the mens' catastrophic failure at making dinner.

 

[AnOminous]

Searched for "diabetic hallucinations", tl;dr - they can be caused by excessively high blood sugar, it's a sign of very poorly managed diabetes and should be considered a medical emergency.

And his response to this is to spike his blood sugar instead of drinking water? I don't believe this shit happened because if it had even Jack would be dead.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Surprising that fatty isn't announcing a Valentine's Day special. Betting that he's going to cobble up some disgusting last minute dessert made from cool whip/mayo or pink chicken as a "date meal idea".

Remember guys, for this Valentine's, EAT BEFORE YOU EAT™.

The Superb Owl is this weekend as well. Bold of you to assume Jack plans his videos ahead of time. Maybe at one point in his life he did, but not any more. If I was a betting (wo)man my money is on the Friday video to be another set of knives or a bacon cooker. Something completely unrelated to the two events coming up over the next two days.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

And his response to this is to spike his blood sugar instead of drinking water? I don't believe this shit happened because if it had even Jack would be dead.

You know full well Jack cannot be killed by conventional methods alone.

 

[ZipDisk]

Jack resents sports because they reveal the true date he recorded his videos.

 

[desudesu]

I bring forth some news from Mushbrain's fb wall.

Apparently, it's Fat Boi Qali's birthday! Happy birthday Qali, how many holes and bruises are you going to give the drywall and Tammy Jr today? Mushbrain must've treated him a wonderful birthday dinner of mayo cake and leftovers. That must be sweet.

Fatty smugly gloats to his "friends" with a Bible verse implying his guaranteed passage to heaven while his hadurs and non-believers burn on the ruins of Earth when judgement comes.

Finding something inane to post about on Facebook like a sissy little girl, Fatty immediately locks his target onto a vinyl table ad in a cafe and marvels at the ingenuity of it.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Junior would just release another shitty wigger song about shooting us in the name of Jesus or some faggoty ass bullshit.


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Qtard Cali hasn't released a single in a while. Has reality finally hit him that he sucks or is he too busy cleaning out the shitter at 7-11 to work on his rap career?

Problem: Upscale to Jack is the Olive Garden.

Well he's got that in common with Russtard Greer then. What is it with cows and their love for Olive Garden? It's literally the Panda Express of Italian food in that it's not really Italian.

I suspect these 'hallucinations' are the result of the Wendigo taking over his body.

When the darkness has control all he can see is red. When he wakes up, there is blood on his lips and in his teeth.

Gotta admit, that's kinda metal.

Fatty smugly gloats to his "friends" with a Bible verse implying his guaranteed passage to heaven while his hadurs and non-believers burn on the ruins of Earth when judgement comes.

Yeah except he's a glutton, angy, judgemental, petty, greedy and all sorts of things that Jesus looks down on. If anything he's going to hell when he dies. And if, by some miracle, heaven is full of people like him I'd rather go to hell.