Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[the khat quaffer]

Did he have another stroke? This made no sense. I know he’s a tard anti masker (you know Jesus protects him lol) but what does this mean View attachment 2978650

There are so many ironies in him using that Bitmoji pose+pool combination that it's hardly worth the effort.

Someone toss him a toaster.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Did he have another stroke? This made no sense. I know he’s a tard anti masker (you know Jesus protects him lol) but what does this mean View attachment 2978650

It's him bragging that he carries around a water bottle so he can periodically sip from it in order to avoid wearing a mask (since you can remove them for eating and drinking). He did the same thing with slowly eating peanuts on his flight to Vegas.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

I 've only watched the first 30 seconds, but I am blown away at how much he is slurring. I think Jack is going to die before 2023.

 

[Neko GF]

Archive (720p):

 

[rubytintedchix]

I 've only watched the first 30 seconds, but I am blown away at how much he is slurring. I think Jack is going to die before 2023.

Lmao. A spite review. What a gift.

“GABBA-GOAL”

 

[Joycondrift]

You uncultured fuck.

That's not how it's pronounced. It's capicola. Drop the A for the "American Italian" pronunciation.

Gabagool is slang.

Gabbagall is none of the above.

 

[TaterBot]

I 've only watched the first 30 seconds, but I am blown away at how much he is slurring.

Has he always talked out of the left side of his mouth?

 

[Joycondrift]

Has he always talked out of the left side of his mouth?

He had a right side stroke. So there's gonna be some loss on that side. It's post stroke.

 

[BigTsBull]

I 've only watched the first 30 seconds, but I am blown away at how much he is slurring. I think Jack is going to die before 2023.

Interesting. Jack failed to include that brownie-like dessert in his YouTube review. Was it, dare I say, not KEEETOOO?

 

[Aaway]

I 've only watched the first 30 seconds, but I am blown away at how much he is slurring. I think Jack is going to die before 2023.

once again, jack scolds tammy when she helps herself to the plate they shared. he plays it off with a "just kidding" after but we all know he's dead serious

he also forgets what he ordered (as usual.) that is not normal whatsoever, yet it's a regular occurrence with jack

also, LOL at jack pronouncing it "gabagall." faggot can't even LARP as an italian-american properly

they 100% stopped at arby's on the way home

 

[Super Hans]

It’s been suggested several times before that FatBoiCali is an assistant night manager at the gas station. I doubt it. I’m sure he’s just a clerk. And a stocker/janitor/hot dog roller. Not a manager.
What he does manage, though, is to come off as an epic d-bag when he’s off the clock and wearing those ridiculous sleeveless hoodies.
Sorry Fat Boi, no one’s impressed with either one of your stupid tattoos — especially the one with the video game lady on it.

Low rent jobs like that love to have inflated job titles to make the employees feel appreciated, because they sure as hell aren't getting paid to reflect it. I once had a job titled manager, but literally all that put me above the bottom rung duty-wise was making sure breaks and lunches were done when scheduled.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Who cares Jack. You can’t follow instructions anyway

 

[rubytintedchix]

Who cares Jack. You can’t follow instructions anyway View attachment 2978810

Faggot never leaves the recipe in his description box half the time anyway. I assume it’s because we figure out who he steals it from immediately.

Practice what you preach.

ETA: it’s fucking hilarious to me that he’s so triggered and angy about this.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

This bit gave me a real good laugh.

Who cares Jack. You can’t follow instructions anyway View attachment 2978810

I'll take 23 seconds vs 10min on how to put frosting and peanut butter into a pan.

 

[boxybum]

I 've only watched the first 30 seconds, but I am blown away at how much he is slurring. I think Jack is going to die before 2023.

Jack is completely out of his league here. This is what you would call fine dining. Nothing like the greasy fast food he shovels in his mouth daily. His taste buds are so fried he couldn't tell what half the ingredients were. Had to ask the waiter what roasted potatoes were. They were flabbergasted at the roasted potatoes to the point that they were afraid to eat them at 4:08. Tammy acting like the white trash she is saying she won't eat what is on the plate despite it all clearly being edible. Then Jack tries to pretend he talked to the chef about food. Imagine some stroked out old man questioning you about the names of pasta.

 

[desudesu]

Lmao. A spite review. What a gift.

“GABBA-GOAL”

Did mushbrain also pronounce Guanciale as “GUNCHILLI” LOL and right after, he caresses his cheek and daintily covers his mouth like a sissy little faggot. Fatty is absolutely blown away by a proper restaurant because it’s something that’s not chain slop for once.

Big T licking her thumb like an uncultured swine and both of them waving the fucking phone around with the flash on is peak suburban white trash.

 

[Aaway]

Faggot never leaves the recipe in his description box half the time anyway. I assume it’s because we figure out who he steals it from immediately.

Practice what you preach.

ETA: it’s fucking hilarious to me that he’s so triggered and angy about this.

one of the most impressive things about jack is his complete lack of self-awareness

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

Who cares Jack. You can’t follow instructions anyway View attachment 2978810

TikTok rule #8

Film a 6.5 minute restaurant review where the issue of price is front and center … then don’t say what the price was.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

TikTok rule #8

Film a 6.5 minute restaurant review where the issue of price is front and center … then don’t say what the price was.

Don’t forget to plug your shitty business/dying YouTube channel

 

[Joycondrift]

https://youtu.be/ZI6s2yM9tyc

What a weird fucking hostage video.

Final product looks like a cake that was left in the car during an Arizona summer.