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Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children
- Thread starter Hamplanet Fitness
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- Jun 4, 2019
Okay, I’m going to be a good fake Christian and say I hope Staph gets that $50k job.
I literally and actually cannot see her getting past the interview stage. I can only assume an interview for a job with that kinda dough is much more real than interviewing for fast food. And she hasn’t even done that before. Oh to be a fly on the wall for this one.
She has no experience or references. Nepotism? Pfft, nah.
She complains about staying up too late and probably rolls out of bed at 2pm. $50k is 40 hours a week Stephanie!! And she doesn’t even have her own transportation.
There’s no way on earth a corporate entity is gonna wanna deal with Mx. Xe/Xir Aith/Aerith Not Legally Yarrow Brown. Could you imagine? She’s gonna sue the fuck out of any coworker that doesn’t comply.
But her Twitter would be poppin. Content as far as the eye can see. I wouldn’t be able to take my eyes off it.
The only way I can actually see this being true is if she’s gonna go dump trash. But doing manual labor is ableist.
I literally and actually cannot see her getting past the interview stage. I can only assume an interview for a job with that kinda dough is much more real than interviewing for fast food. And she hasn’t even done that before. Oh to be a fly on the wall for this one.
She has no experience or references. Nepotism? Pfft, nah.
She complains about staying up too late and probably rolls out of bed at 2pm. $50k is 40 hours a week Stephanie!! And she doesn’t even have her own transportation.
There’s no way on earth a corporate entity is gonna wanna deal with Mx. Xe/Xir Aith/Aerith Not Legally Yarrow Brown. Could you imagine? She’s gonna sue the fuck out of any coworker that doesn’t comply.
But her Twitter would be poppin. Content as far as the eye can see. I wouldn’t be able to take my eyes off it.
The only way I can actually see this being true is if she’s gonna go dump trash. But doing manual labor is ableist.
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I found a job in her area that pays over 50K, has great use of her Masters, that she qualifies for, and helps the local community! Think this is the one she's talking about?
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Lmao she'd break down crying feeling "threatened" by herself.
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No, you were banned for threatening suicide by cop.
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Staph, the only people who think about your art at ALL are us damn dirty Kiwis. And none of us want you to have our shipping address.
Anyone interested in your "art" could outsource the production of said "art" to any child under the age of 9 that they happen to know, and probably get a better product.
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I briefly considered entering her giveaway just for the opportunity to inspect a Stephanie original without giving her money but the enjoyment I get from watching her despair over the fact that no one even wants her shit for free is honestly incomparable
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People mentioned above how she wouldn’t get the job- you would be SUPRISED the kind of people are allowed in Northern United States.
TL;DR- Do not underestimate how uncaring hires can be with who they let in- if they can do their job below average to average, despite what they go going on short of racism and sexism, you’re in. Wether it’s fast food, grocer, IT, management, etc.
I had coworkers in my jobs, many, but the one that stuck out to me the most was this woman who constantly talked about how cute ”showtuhs“* was and how serial killers and their dynamic is romantically fascinating while digging into guacamole with her bare hands on lunch break while my horrified then 15 year old face curved into what can only be described is biting into an irridated lemon.
The reason I mentioned north and south is how different their standards are for better or for worse. South is very uniform and you could just get hired off being a good person- your emotional qualifications and person education matter, with ethics being a key component. Northern is hire whoever for a fair price for better or for worse. What matters is what you represent- wether you’re Joe schmoe or ex convict. There’s benefits to both systems but one has much more apparent negatives.
If she lives anywhere north of the Dixie line I’d be entirely unsurprised if she gets it despite all the fuck wrong her.
*I don’t know how Showtuh is spelled and I’m not gonna bother putting that in my search history incase it’s any crazy shit.
The reason I mentioned north and south is how different their standards are for better or for worse. South is very uniform and you could just get hired off being a good person- your emotional qualifications and person education matter, with ethics being a key component. Northern is hire whoever for a fair price for better or for worse. What matters is what you represent- wether you’re Joe schmoe or ex convict. There’s benefits to both systems but one has much more apparent negatives.
If she lives anywhere north of the Dixie line I’d be entirely unsurprised if she gets it despite all the fuck wrong her.
*I don’t know how Showtuh is spelled and I’m not gonna bother putting that in my search history incase it’s any crazy shit.
TL;DR- Do not underestimate how uncaring hires can be with who they let in- if they can do their job below average to average, despite what they go going on short of racism and sexism, you’re in. Wether it’s fast food, grocer, IT, management, etc.
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Manga/anime thing, safe to read about here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shotacon
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Ah so, woman wanting to sex prepbuescent boys. Vile. Right up Stephanie’s alley.
Thanks for educating me though, have a great day. May god have mercy on your soul.
homewayhalf
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The one thing that makes me suspect Steph may be Actually Autistic is her steadfast belief that her art is good. It’s subjectively terrible but she keeps bringing attention to it. She has to have something wrong with her to look at her art and put it up for sale.
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That can just be ego and narcissism in an environment where everyone tells you you’re super special and great with no need to improve. They’ll never buy your super special perfect art, but they’ll pat your ass and tweet you heart emojis. She doesn’t have to be autistic to be delusional about her skill.
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i believe the same, and how she thinks she’s attractive. she’s not hideous, no, but she looks like somebody’s dowdy auntie, but yarbles is fully convinced she’s a hot punk succubus with mahmmy milkers and a dahmp trahmp ayss when she looks in the mirror. it makes me think of how OPL would say “i know i’m handsome, because my mother said so.” she gets creeped on by indians loking for bobs and vagena once or twice on fb messenger and believes she’s a hot piece of ayss and a victim of rape culture that has to fight off men with a stick. that and she literally thinks she’s banging her celebrity crushes on the astral plane. she’s gotta be a catch if heath ledger wants to smash that, after all
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Unfortunately, you learn a lot of stuff you never wanted to know after 28 years on the internet.
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28 years?? Holy shit, that's older then me. By like, a fair margin. God bless you Ronnie, being here this long and not going insane. I was introduced at an insanely young age and i still dont have that time under my belt.Unfortunately, you learn a lot of stuff you never wanted to know after 28 years on the internet.
wimzi
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Late as fuck but catching up on the thread, and this patch looks like a celebration of the Corn Harvest we got this week
Ceres
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Steph, besides the traumatized children you attempted to groom while larping as Michael Jackson on DA, the only real relic of your “shitty ways” that anyone outside the farms can recall of you is the Womb Wizard incident. You aren’t remembered as a scary, aggressive witch that mercilessly hexed anyone at the slightest provocation, just a cringey sped whose faggotry produced a semi-popular, mildly funny meme that you probably could have capitalized on.
But you clearly were too ashamed/retarded to use being the Womb Wizard to generate traffic to your products, which are so shitty people don’t even want them for free.
Paint your patches if it makes you happy, Gyro, arts and crafts are good hobbies and will keep you from terrorizing your parents, just let go of the delusion that you’re a business owner and that anyone is ever going to feel compelled to buy your art.
The Hedonistic Potato
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I was a part of the DeviantART MJ ghost drama from 2010-2011, which actually began for me on YouTube around August 2009. I’ve never shared my experience with anyone and I was starting to think I had dreamed an entire era of my life until I came across this thread. Seeing all those old familiar usernames has brought back so many memories. Thank you for all the work you’ve been doing on here, it’s amazing to know someone who victimised me (as well as countless others) as an impressionable teen is finally being held accountable. The internet is an amazing place!