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[Aaway]

Well, according to SoFi Stadium: "Under the LA County public health order, fans ages 5 and over must provide proof of either COVID-19 vaccination or a negative COVID-19 test result taken within 48 hours of gameday, with a matching photo ID."

Also, masks are required while not eating and drinking, and you must provide proof that you are 1) mega gay, 2) 5G microchipped and 3) a worshipper of Satan. I guess basic Californian stuff is just beyond the average footballsman fan like Jack.

the vax/negative test thing is the only thing actually being enforced at sporting events here. and since the majority of americans are vaccinated or would probably be willing to take a covid test if it meant getting to attend the super bowl, i know for a fact no one's staying home because of covid mandates. the price of tickets and parking on the other hand........that'll no doubt keep people at home. the mask mandate is not being enforced at stadiums here whatsoever. i've been to sporting events in LA and OC in the last 6 months and not once have i seen anyone enforcing masks once you get past the entrance

as usual, jack is just talking out of his ass so he can please his murder church buddies

 

[Staffy]

Mushbrain can't figure out camera panning techniques in post, video quality adjustments, transitions, and other technical expertise that most YouTubers and Twitch streamers know, aside from basic jump cuts and fades. The only thing he's figured out is how to insert badly cropped.PNG logos into his videos ,and extend them with additional 10 minutes of unnecessary static filler to qualify for 10 cents in revenue from Youtube.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Did he have another stroke? This made no sense. I know he’s a tard anti masker (you know Jesus protects him lol) but what does this mean View attachment 2978650

He uses the water bottle to make it look like he is always drinking so he doesn't have to wear the mask.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

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quality video editing by jack

 

[Fascist Frederick]

He uses the water bottle to make it look like he is always drinking so he doesn't have to wear the mask.

Only Jack would find it more convenient to occupy his only arm with a water bottle than to wear a shitty mask.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I remember a picture of him flying and eating right on those nasty ass trays without so much as a napkin between it and his peanuts. Absolute degenerate.

 

[Scalphoney]

Not very Christian is it Qali? What a fucking cunt he is.

PS: Hi Qali!

 

[She Brings The Rain]

Not very Christian is it Qali? What a fucking cunt he is.

PS: Hi Qali!

Qali must be immortal, then.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

So he gives Buffalo Wild Wings an A+ for their monstrosity of a burger but this place gets a mere A. Okay.

He couldn't give it an A+ because he's no longer using A- as a rating and the portions were too small. So he gave them an A even after cumming his pants after eating the food.

Remember it's not about flavor or quality for him. It's about portion size.

Qali must be immortal, then.

He's not even in the running to be a shitty rapper. You need exposure and that people have actually heard of you. Unkle Adams is more of a rapper than Qtard Cali is.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Not very Christian is it Qali? What a fucking cunt he is.

PS: Hi Qali!

Coming from the guy who doesn't know who Mos Def is

 

[Skeletor]

Has he bitched about the halftime show yet?

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

Qali must be immortal, then.

His father manages to avoid death enough that he’s gotta be damn near immortal; probably live to be over 100.
Speaking of the fat jack of shit, I can hardly wait to read his faggoty commentary about the game, halftime and commercials …

 

[DX10]

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God how the fuck can any human being not look at that ugly fucking 3D bitmoji thing and not go "Oh Christ!"? I always come into this thread with some poignant thoughts about Jack and his life in mind and then I see shit like that and I'm just baffled into horror. It's just so ugly.

 

[abobe]

Has he bitched about the halftime show yet?

He was giddy when the lineup was announced as if he's some hip hop head. But I'm sure we'll hear something from him about Eminem taking a knee during the performance. Maybe he'll post a rant calling the Google Pixel commercial political.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Not very Christian is it Qali? What a fucking cunt he is.

PS: Hi Qali!

What a fucking asshole!

The only people whose deaths should be seen as positive are unrepentant pieces of shit. Someone just got shot and this lardball asshole is celebrating it?!

That guy is what, around his 30's? And he still acts like a fucking manbaby. What a joke!

He couldn't give it an A+ because he's no longer using A- as a rating and the portions were too small. So he gave them an A even after cumming his pants after eating the food.

Remember it's not about flavor or quality for him. It's about portion size.

I sincerely don't understand people who prefer portion sizes over quality. A restaurant meal must be filling, of course, but there is no logical reason to order a colossal platter of crappy food instead of an average one of good food if you want to have a good meal. But then, I'm not an uncultured asshole with delusions of grandeur so I can't really get Jack's viewpoint lol!

His father manages to avoid death enough that he’s gotta be damn near immortal; probably live to be over 100.
Speaking of the fat jack of shit, I can hardly wait to read his faggoty commentary about the game, halftime and commercials …

Jack is like an old beater car, full of rust, coughing up clouds of black smoke and barely running - when you look at it, you can't help but wonder how the fuck that thing is still functional. However, even the most stubborn of shitboxes still have a breaking point, Jack has a fuckton of health issues precisely because of his lifestyle, and just like a beater, it can't go on forever!

 

[Aaway]

here's fatty's insightful review of the super bowl

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

here's fatty's insightful review of the super bowl

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Peak stereotypical U.S boomer is when your review of the SuperBowl is 15% about the game itself and the other 85% is dedicated to the halftime show and the commercials. Sure, those are both major parts of the event and the culture around it but it's not like there's a character limit, at least throw a "love them Rams, congrats" in there or something. It's almost like Jack doesn't really care about sports and just pretends because it's a "masculine" thing in the stagnant jello that form his brain.

Not very Christian is it Qali? What a fucking cunt he is.

PS: Hi Qali!

Jesus fuck, that's dirty. Imagine you're a dead rapper in some sort of afterlife where you can observe the earth, and people are bringing your name up all the time for terrible shit like this, dreadful.
Someone gets shot and Jr hits us with the "man fuck that dude that got shot he SHOULD'VE died, also RIP those dudes that actually did die lol."

Also I would bet that Jr hasn't listened to a Kodak Black song in full since 2019. Neither am i, but I'm not wishing death on him because I don't like his music.

 

[Adamska]

So is there any reason Fat Jack decided to start shilling for the Rams besides to bandwagon hop?

Just wondering, since I don't think that got seriously brought up. Is it just because they were winning more and more often and Jack needs to pretend he totally supported that to vicariously gain some of that satisfaction?

All I do know is that he only gives a shit when the play offs roll in.

 

[ZipDisk]

He still considers himself a Lard Angelino. When in truth, Fatty doesn't really like or belong anywhere.

 

[rubytintedchix]

So is there any reason Fat Jack decided to start shilling for the Rams besides to bandwagon hop?

Just wondering, since I don't think that got seriously brought up. Is it just because they were winning more and more often and Jack needs to pretend he totally supported that to vicariously gain some of that satisfaction?

All I do know is that he only gives a shit when the play offs roll in.

For the same reason that he pretended to be excited about the hip hop half time show and then posted this afterwards.

Which is to say, strokebrain logic.