Orbiter šŸ“ Amanda Lynn Morris (nĆ©e Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

When will Reroll Rozie get rerolled?

  • Less than 6 months after being born.

    Votes: 162 11.6%
  • Between 6 months and a year.

    Votes: 282 20.2%
  • After a year.

    Votes: 232 16.7%
  • Never / Their relationship won't last that long / Ralph will be incapacitated before then

    Votes: 717 51.5%

  • Total voters
    1,393
She choses five of her best friends to show appreciation for by drawing and not a female friend in sight. Seriously unsurprising.
She hates her mother, and by extension women. See her various archived and current tweets about never taking advice from a woman and now she's living the most amazing picture perfect life, and other truly delirious statements. However, her latest tweet about getting engagement from women now that she LARPs as a trad home school mom for gunt's retarded paypigs is puzzling. It's almost like she had a moment of clarity. "gee, if I pretend not to act like a sperg, don't post nigger memes on social media, and don't announce to the world I like to masturbate to cartoon children, maybe a few women might not find me completely disgusting"

Now if she just washed her hair once in a while she might win over some of the parlor pigs.
 
She would have a huge fucking belly
Yes.
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It's not speculation. She, very recently, had a real pregnant body.
 
So this psycho put on a fake pregnant belly/pillow when she was spending Christmas with her family? Or did she have a miscarriage after that?
Again, there is no way in hell you go from the Christmas picture to having a flat belly to again having a huge bump that you show on stream to then again flat in multiple pictures. Either something came out or the bump was fake cause there's no way that type of shapeshifting is physically possible.

My guess is they had a miscarriage/abortion (after Ralph found out it was a girl and would not be "re-rolling" Xander) early on and everything's been fake from that point on. There's just way too many things that don't make sense.

And for fucks sake, stop arguing that an almost 8 month pregnancy wouldn't show when the pictures from December (and the stream not that long ago) show a pretty big bump. There's no middle ground there, either it shows or doesn't but it won't magically change sizes between pictures like they keep doing so either the bump was fake or something happened after that (or both).

Also, like someone else said, generating all this discussion is obviously making Ralph happy or else he wouldn't be bringing this much attention to it, I guess when you're not asked to be a part of Louis Theroux documentary you have to generate attention by any means necessary, even fake pregnancies.
 
Also, like someone else said, generating all this discussion is obviously making Ralph happy or else he wouldn't be bringing this much attention to it, I guess when you're not asked to be a part of Louis Theroux documentary you have to generate attention by any means necessary, even fake pregnancies.
I don’t mind ā€œmaking Ralph happy,ā€ considering how emboldened he is to make disastrous decisions when he thinks he’s got even the slightest upper hand over anyone. Most recently, the no contest ā€œwinā€ triggered a massive fiasco (Portugal) as many of us predicted would happen.

Joy is such an unattainable drug to Ethan that as soon as he gets a tiny hit, he can’t help but fuck himself silly. We always get our hilarity. I understand why Ethan can’t accept that, but plenty of cyberbullies here should relax and accept it too.
 
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It's not speculation. She, very recently, had a real pregnant body.
in itself it's pretty stupid to lie about getting pregnant just to spite Faith. However I believe the 2 retards are dumb and impulsive enough they were fucking every day until May got pregnant just to spite Faith. Even if i was just May being full of shit. the day of the reveal, I wager she would've fucked Ralph every day until she got pregnant.
 
So this psycho put on a fake pregnant belly/pillow when she was spending Christmas with her family? Or did she have a miscarriage after that?
My schizotheory is that the pregnancy was fake, Ethan thought he would win custody of Xander in record time(because the judge is a fan of the Killstream) and claim Xander is actually Guntling 2, they realized custody battles aren't decided over the course of a few weeks or even months, and to keep digging that hole Meigh wore a fake gunt to the Christmas party.
 
Without belly button being visible just assume it's a pillow.
May is just a prop for Ralph to own his ex. Ralph made a point to say you couldn’t even tell Fai was pregnant but May looked pregnant early.

The pillow was probably Ralph’s idea he thinks this is an own to Fai. May probably has a small pregnant belly, big for her but not stereotypical own the ex baby mama belly that Ralph would want to show off.

May hasn’t updated IG since she’s been pregnant. She has posted on twitter mostly trying to show off non existent cleavage.

April is just two months away either a baby is born or they have to steal one.
 
My schizo take is that she was pregnant, miscarried in the first 14 weeks or so and they decided they'd just fake it and reroll the (spontaneously) aborted retort. She wore a fake belly inside the house, but she's not gonna walk around outside like that so no bump in outdoor/car photos.

Maybe she's pregnant now, but more like 4 months rather than 7. Explains why she's not showing. They'll refuse to show the baby "to protect its privacy" but after a few months Ralph will relent with a picture to satisfy the fans/own the aylawgs. Baby will look younger than it's supposed to and they'll claim it's just an older picture.
 
It’s nuts but there’s enough of a demand for fake pregnancy bellies that Moonbump and its market competitors do a brisk business in $150 models. Nothing would surprise me with these thirsty barnyard animals.
I think they were just using a watermelon but Ralph ate it.

Because he's fat, you see.
 
May is just a prop for Ralph to own his ex. Ralph made a point to say you couldn’t even tell Fai was pregnant but May looked pregnant early.

The pillow was probably Ralph’s idea he thinks this is an own to Fai. May probably has a small pregnant belly, big for her but not stereotypical own the ex baby mama belly that Ralph would want to show off.

May hasn’t updated IG since she’s been pregnant. She has posted on twitter mostly trying to show off non existent cleavage.

April is just two months away either a baby is born or they have to steal one.
She hasn’t updated her IG because Ralph doesn’t really use IG, he uses Twitter. Ralph obviously posts all the tweets on Pantsu account and controls all her SM like the controlling psycho that he is.

For Pantsu to be born again #trad she had to submit to the Gunt being her sm manager to portray the right image the GF of the KS host needs. Ralph thinks he can’t prevent a repeat of his Adrianne Blaire/Faith trauma this way.

She hates her mother, and by extension women. See her various archived and current tweets about never taking advice from a woman and now she's living the most amazing picture perfect life, and other truly delirious statements. However, her latest tweet about getting engagement from women now that she LARPs as a trad home school mom for gunt's retarded paypigs is puzzling. It's almost like she had a moment of clarity. "gee, if I pretend not to act like a sperg, don't post nigger memes on social media, and don't announce to the world I like to masturbate to cartoon children, maybe a few women might not find me completely disgusting"

Now if she just washed her hair once in a while she might win over some of the parlor pigs.
It’s because Ralph wrote the tweet about ā€œengagementā€ with women. Lol
 
It’s because Ralph wrote the tweet about ā€œengagementā€ with women. Lol
It's truly bizarre, like an answer to a question no one asked.

It's as if Ralph has no internal dialogue. He's so shallow that he has no "back of his mind," just a direct connection from his severely atrophied frontal lobe to his mouth.
 
Is the mantra here not "Ralph Lies", as it is for Chantal (the female gunt variant)? :gunt:

The very early pregnancy test in itself is sketchy. This can be blamed on May's lack of female influence, Ralph's male ignorance, and/or spite on both of their parts.
A couple who has actually put emotional effort into their pregnancy would know better than to announce one so soon, aside from possible family members. Ralph has no family. Except us, and the other ayyyylawgs. But more than that, it's a way to spite the Vickers family. I DONT NEED THAT CHILD I GOT MAH OWN FROM SUPERIOR HORSE GENES.

Most of this "infighting", for lack of a better term, boils down to believing a man with no knowledge of pregnancy who seems to completely control his horse bride.
He's so fucking drunk, on drugs, on pills -- does he even remember showing the belly previously?

He is lying. Where does not matter. Some aspect of this pregnancy is a lie.
How much of a lie will be proven on the due date.
 
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