I adopt pit bulls on Craigslist and put them down - and you should too! - I also do the same with black orphans!

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Be honest: chances are that you cross the street when you see a pit bull walking toward you on the same sidewalk. Pit bulls have a well deserved reputation all over the world for being dangerous, aggressive dogs that suddenly snap for no apparent reason. I’m here to tell you the truth is even worse than previously thought.

You see, these murder machines have a well oiled social media disinfo apparatus known as “pit mommies.” The “pit mommy” movement adopts and breeds pit bulls while posting photos of them dressed up in pink tutus and baby clothes. These “adorabull” posts are almost always accompanied by absurd fallacies and false claims about the breed being harmless.

With more and more people now getting their news and ideas from social media, the pit mommy movement has managed to deceptively shift public perception on pits to somewhere in the apathetic middle.

But pit bulls have been selectively bred for bloodsport for centuries. They are genetically hardwired to kill, and to not be deterred by any amount of pain to get the kill. No amount of love and training will undo the pit bull instinct to kill. Someone thinking she’s a good owner with such a lovable muscled doggo will not prevent it from taking its blood prize the moment it sees a window of opportunity.

If you get a pit bull, you are setting the creature and the potential victims around you up for failure by denying history and genetics.

Unfortunately, elected representatives in America are failing to do anything about pit bulls as they continue to mass murder our children and doggoes. I propose and will demonstrate in this article that the pit crisis has now reached a point where We The People are called upon to take matters into our own hands. The continued murder of innocents calls for radical action.

That’s why for three years now I have adopted over a hundred pit bulls on Craigslist — and then put them down.

Because of my efforts, fewer humans (and good doggoes) will have to suffer from pit bull attacks. I like to think that my accumulated effort has over the long term saved at least one child from the lockjaws of death. But, I realize, this form of activism will need hundreds of practitioners across our beautiful country to even begin to get a grip on the pit crisis.

Pit maulings by the numbers​

Even the cuddliest and most well behaved pit bull can and eventually will turn on its humans for no or little reason — like an unexpected sound, or a bout of boredom. They’ve even been known to eat their own owners for a snack, like when Virginian police discovered two pit bulls in the forest casually eating their dead owner’s rib cage (after killing her).

But let’s look at the statistics. Despite making up around 6.2% of the dog population, pit bulls are responsible for over 70% of all fatal dog bites, according to a 2018 scientific study from dog attack authority DogsBite.org. When you include pit mixes, the number goes even higher:

Pit bulls, additional bull breeds and mastiff-type guard dogs and war dogs — the types used to create “baiting” bull breeds and fighting breeds — accounted for a jaw-dropping 87% (40) of all dog bite-related deaths in 2020.

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Are you paying attention yet?

To top it all off, pits target children disproportionally more than any other breed. While dogs of all breeds can snap when feeling threatened or in a bad mood, pit bull selection of victim is based on what it thinks it can readily turn into blood soup.

If you’re a pet owner, you’re probably aware that humans aren’t the only victims of pit bulls. Pit bulls often attack and kill dogs, cats, and other pets. I know from first hand experience because two of them tried to kill my lab in a completely unprovoked (redundant) attack in 2018.

A perfect example of this phenomenon is the 2018 incident at the Chiang Mai, Thailand pet show. Keep in mind that pet show dogs are often trained to be highly disciplined. But even with hundreds of hours of training and discipline, a pit bull in this pet show couldn’t help itself from attacking a beautiful Siberian Husky. This completely demolishes the lie that only pit bulls with bad owners attack others.

In 2019, pit bulls accounted for 91% of fatal dog-on-dog attacks, as well as 76% of fatal attacks on cats.

If you’re still not convinced about the devastating impact of pit bulls, if you still can’t feel for the mass murdered victims of the pit bulls, you need to grow some empathy in your soul. You may be a psychopath.

Listen to pit bull survivors — and believe them​

In January 2021, 35-year-old Candis Danielson was attacked by her neighbor’s two pit bulls. According to local news, the vicious pit bulls had “dragged Danielson under the trailer and inflicted extensive damage to her legs and feet.” The woman had to get one of her feet amputated as a result of the pit bull attack.

In yet another attack that happened last year, a Kentucky man was left “pretty chewed up” after being surrounded and attacked by three pit bull. The man was hospitalized with injuries to the face, back and lower torso. The story would have been much different if it was a gang of three Chihuahuas or Shih Tzus. “You can see [injuries] on my face, on the side of my face, on my back, you know, on my bottom. Some pretty good gashes on my leg and, you know, I’ve even got some scratches on my private parts. So, I was pretty chewed up,” the victim reported.

The most heart-wrenching stories are those that involve children. Pit bulls appear to have a special affinity for stalking the smallest and most innocent of children before ambushing and tearing their necks up.

In March 2013, 14-month-old Daxton Borchardt was allowed to stay with his babysitter despite her pitbulls, because his parents believed it’s all about training. The pitbulls promptly murdered little Daxton.

Daxton’s father Jeff said that he could no longer remain silent after hearing about a toddler mauled by a pit bull in Caledonia. Before his son’s death, Jeff said that he used to believe that a dog’s behavior was determined by the way it was raised. He no longer believes this myth — an evil lie peddled by pit mommies online. “Believing the myth, ‘It’s not the breed, it’s all how you raise them,’ is what left us without a son,” Jeff said. He said he cannot forget how his son looked after the prolonged attack.

Another attack that occurred this year resulted in the death of a 6-year-old child. “I was an advocate for pit bulls and what happened today happened so fast that there was nothing that anyone could do,” the mother said as she cried.

For children who manage to survive the pit bull attacks, the trauma never stops. A three-year-old girl who suffered serious injuries and lost her eye after surviving a pit bull attack was booted out of a KFC after an employee told her grandmother that the child’s scars were “disturbing” other customers.

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My proposal for common sense pit bull control​

Most of us agree at this point that it’s time to come up with a permanent solution to the pit bull question. At the same time, I recognize that not everyone wants to spend their time trekking around their state looking for adoptable pit bulls to put down.

America must implement common-sense pit bull control to rid ourselves of these dogs, and I have a series of suggestions.

1.) Like we do with so many important issues, let’s look to the laws and policies of our progressive allies. Currently, there are pit bull bans in several progressive countries, such as Canada, Denmark, France, Finland, Norway, Switzerland, and several more. If those countries are smart enough to recognize the need for common sense pit bull control, then America should follow suit.

2.) We should also regulate animal shelters who are cynically using loopholes to trick people into bringing assault-style dogs into their homes.

Currently, animal shelters are overrun with pit bulls, which is understandable considering their extremely violent nature. However, shelters don’t properly inform potential adopters that these dogs are pit bulls. Instead, animal shelters will advertise a pit bull as a “lab mix” or another “mix” breed in an attempt to deceive those looking for a friendly family dog.

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Everyone should be able to agree that animal shelters that do this should be shut down and held accountable for the blood on their hands.

3.) Lastly, we need to tell Big Tech to remove pit mommy content as speedily and heavy-handedly as they deal with other kinds of misinformation identified by the White House as a health risk. Think vaccine misinfo, etc. We must also demand a highly visible pit bull warning attached to posts associated with persons identified as pit mommies or pit mommy adjacent.

How many more children must die? The time to act is yesterday.

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They’re quite transparent about how they collect data.
That’s just for their own collated examples.
They also aggregate Animal Control annual report statistics, trauma center reports, and dog bite injury studies.

If you’d like to refute their collected data, you’d be better off checking out the website first. Not much point telling me they’ve got it wrong when you haven’t had a look at the site yourself.
Ok so it's exactly what I suspected, news reports and other shit that is probably just labeling dogs that are more mutts than anything else pits if they're stocky and have a square-ish head. Seriously, you really think backyard breeders are only breeding akc or whatever registered bullies and aren't just shoving whatever big dogs with a square head they can find in a cage together til they fuck?

That site just appears to be some kind of bizarre anti-pit propaganda site btw, I wonder if the owner is another Karen butthurt about pits because her poorly controlled/supervised rat dog or cum pet fucked around&found out with one or some shit like the other chick?
 
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Ok so it's exactly what I suspected, news reports and other shit that is probably just labeling dogs that are more mutts that anything else pits.

That site just appears to be some kind of bizarre anti-pit propaganda site btw, I wonder if the owner is another Karen butthurt about pits because her poorly controlled rat dog fucked around&found out or some shit like the other chick?
Why do you fuck dogs?
 
Ok so it's exactly what I suspected, news reports and other shit that is probably just labeling dogs that are more mutts than anything else pits if they're stocky and have a square-ish head. Seriously, you really think backyard breeders are only breeding akc or whatever registered bullies and aren't just shoving whatever big dogs with a square head they can find in a cage together til they fuck?

That site just appears to be some kind of bizarre anti-pit propaganda site btw, I wonder if the owner is another Karen butthurt about pits because her poorly controlled rat dog or cum pet fucked around&found out with one or some shit like the other chick?
They have a massive citation page that links to numerous empirical studies and governmental numbers.

There are also plenty of studies that show almost exactly the same numbers they show on their site.
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But it’s interesting that tech platforms have fallen in line with something as provably harmful as pitbull advocacy, while outright banning shit that simply hurts people’s feelings.

My feeling is that anyone who’s a ‘pit mommy’ [...]
Hmm, somehow I just got the mental image of the kind of man who claims he wants a strong independent tiger woman who will raise hell for her family's sake... But then the moment they have any kind of disagreement whatsoever he wants her to roll over and submit.

I wonder if women get the same thing with kids; they want strong kids that have some kind of attitude, and having a certain amount of rebellion makes the kid feel real. It shows you got the kid to the rebellious teenager phase and you're succeeding as a parent.

And when you replace your kids with dogs, to get that feeling that you've got a growing kid instead of an obedient pet... I can maybe see why snowflakes would love pits.
 
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They have a massive citation page that links to numerous empirical studies and governmental numbers.

There are also plenty of studies that show almost exactly the same numbers they show on their site.
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Yeah, and do you really trust the government to properly ID anything? Or random medical workers and shit? Because I know for a fact with reptile and invertebrate stuff they don't know shit and that's why there's moral panics over those animals.

Again, guarentee most of the dogs involved in the attacks were more mutts than anything else produced by trailer trash who I highly doubt was doing anything other than shoving whatever stocky, square headed mutts they could find together. I also guarentee that regardless of what the person claimed, there was something done to provoke the attack in a greater than zero number of cases (like leaving their kid with the dog unsupervised to do god knows what to it for hours while locking themselves in their room to binge Real Housewives and Barefoot or letting their unleashed rat snap at other dogs at the park).

EDIT: interesting that most of the attacks reported were to male children🤔
 
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Hmm, somehow I just got the mental image of the kind of man who claims he wants a strong independent tiger woman who will raise hell for her family's sake... But then the moment they have any kind of disagreement whatsoever he wants her to roll over and submit.

I wonder if women get the same thing with kids; they want strong kids that have some kind of attitude, and having a certain amount of rebellion makes the kid feel real. It shows you got the kid to the rebellious teenager phase and you're succeeding as a parent.

And when you replace your kids with dogs, to get that feeling that you've got a growing kid instead of an obedient pet... I can maybe see why snowflakes would love pits.
There's two sides to female insecurity, 1. They want a big strong thing to protect them and make them feel safe regardless of consequences. So when it bites their face off or beats and cheats on them, they excuse it because "it really loves me". And 2. They need to feel special so if they can delude themselves into thinking they can change a big scary beast, then it proves how strong and amazing they are, even if they take some lumps in the process.
 
Yeah, and do you really trust the government to properly ID anything? Or random medical workers and shit? Because I know for a fact with reptile and invertebrate stuff they don't know shit.

Again, guarentee most of the dogs involved in the attacks were more mutts than anything else produced by trailer trash who I highly doubt was doing anything other than shoving whatever stocky, square headed mutts they could find together. I also guarentee that regardless of what the person claimed, there was something done to provoke the attack in a greater than zero number of cases (like leaving their kid with the dog unsupervised to do god knows what to it for hours while locking themselves in their room to binge Real Housewives and Barefoot or letting their unleashed rat snap at other dogs at the park).
You do realize you are the Karen you pretend to hate. Your pets are the tardbabies you decry.
 
You do realize you are the Karen you pretend to hate. Your pets are the tardbabies you decry.
My pets way cuter than tard babies tho even if some of them are a little touched (like my Asian forest scorpion, bless her bark-eating heart)
 
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i share the opinion that it's fucked up to kill a dog that's done nothing wrong, even if it's a pitbull.

pitbulls are a tragic type of dog because they are the result of human fuckery and they really can't help their nature. however, all pitbulls, no matter how well-trained, are capable of deadly aggression. it's not only their temperament, but their physical biology. their jaws are built in such a way where they are DESIGNED to clamp down and never let go, and that sort of feature combined with a potential for deadly aggression makes these dogs very, very dangerous in the wrong hands, and even in the right hands.

i wonder if it's possible, and if so, how long it would take, to breed a new generation of pitbulls to no longer have the aggression that we originally bred into them. i guess that would be hard to do because shitty, trashy people insist on having pitbulls BECAUSE they're aggressive.
 
Sorry if I used humorous exaggeration about dogs as a rhetorical tactic in the forum where people constantly talk about liquidating races they don't like...
...rather than a canine holocaust.
They're just puppers, not Ann Frank. Its not like Pitbulls do anything truly heinous like run banking and the media.
 
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