General Discussion for Virtual Youtubers / Vtubers / Chuubas - it's okay to be a simp for 2D, just don't thirstpost.

[Beeg Booba Fishing]

So in between the site having canceraids, did anyone talk about Pippa's mousepad yet?

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This is real, official merch.

WHY IS SHE EATING POCKY DURING THIS ACTIVITY

also I bet her stream was so short today because she had a Valentine's Day date with her P-chan and not you

but the comedic timing was good regardless

The real question is: tail or buttplug?

 

[One Quick Post]

Tenma's subathon got over 200 subs in the first 20 minutes. I was wrong to underestimate her fans, Jesus Christ. She reached enough subs to go for 24 hours, and the stream is currently 11 hours in with 1,011 subs.

EDIT: She made it through the whole 24 hours, the stream ended with a total of 1,461 subs. Assuming a 50/50 split with Twitch, that's $3,652.50

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Meanwhile, both Pikamee and Tomoshika seem less than enthused about Valentine's Day.

Translation of the Tomoshika video according to the comments: "Valentine's day... it's so far removed from my life that I forgot about it... happy Valentine's day..."

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Also, Pippa did an incredibly cringe stream where she decided to smash or pass Pokemon, which culminated with her having to explain why she chose to smash Klefki, a Pokemon that is a literal set of keys.

 

[Farmer Y]

Pippa's yep I just did that look.

I'm also glad Tenma's subathon has gone well.

 

[Tor Lugosi]

Kronii: I think I'll end it here.
[two hours later]
Kronii: This looks like a prison bathroom now... so don't drop the soap.

 

[PassiveUnaggressive]

Moona forked over some money for this, song isn't bad, not my style of music, but the MV is very nice. Again, that MV definitely wasn't cheap...

 

[Scuttle]

NijiEN have been in stellar form with their collabs this week. Most especially this one, which is the funniest collab I've seen in a good while.

Oh, NijiEN's 'Final Answer!?' was last night and it was hilarious, but didn't really have any killer announcements. Nina did, however, soft-confirm Wave 5 (She announced that she's 'expecting'). We now know with 100% certainty that it's real and that 2 of the members are probably Chimon and Pearl. I expect them this time next month but it could be sooner.

I saw people theorising that they're going to be a wave of characters whose theme is 'Futuristic' given that LazuLight/Obsydia was 'Light & Dark', Ethyria is 'Heaven & Hell', and Luxiem is 'Past'.

 

[Rhialtokourai]

Catching up.

Spoiler: An owl, a rat, a hawk, and an orca walk into an EN server

LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

Funny or interesting bits that I haven't seen clipped:
- Bae started making choking sounds when Lui called the ENs senpai. (Bae has told HoloX not to call her that. They never listen.)
- When Bae said the ENs would introduce themselves in Japanese, Mumei silently tried to kill herself with a berry bush
- When they visited the gingerbread house, Mumei explained the concept while Lui and Bae translated. Sakamata tried to murder one of the snowmen inside by pushing it towards the furnace, but it escaped the house instead, causing everyone to panic. The predators tried to herd it with walls while Bae tried to find a leash. Finally they just walled it up outside and left the mess for someone else to clean up.
- Bae explained how Ina's house got struck by lightning and replaced by a glass tako with a visible brain. They started talking about Tako Bell. Lui thought tacos were Mexican. Mumei was adamant that they were American "Mexican".
- The tako's brain tree holds the soul of Haachama from the future

- Bae: Why are you breeding in someone else's house? Go breed your own babies! (said to Mumei, regarding foxes)
- Mumei forgor the way to the Bunkeronii
- Lui was utterly appalled by the automated chicken harvester
- Bae and Mumei don't know what Fauna's room in the Bunkeronii is for
- I've seen comments that Bae tends to disappear during collabs. I think part of this is POV issues. When they reached Kronii's room the predators all barged in, admired the aquarium, and started arguing about seafood vs chicken while Bae just silently stood outside. She was staring at the "Do not enter" sign while her chat cracked up.
- For some reason Sakamata was scared of Mumei's fox army and was more perceptive than Lui for once
Sakamata: You're psycho?
Lui: Not psycho. So cute.
Sakamata: Cute psycho?
- Bae described the fanfics as doujinshi. No prizes for guessing who was interested.

- Lui passed after looking at the first page, neither tourist read out loud (Iroha read out half a page of a Reine/Moona fic on the JP server)
- The other thing with Bae and collabs is that she assumes her collab partners/assigned tards are more on-track than they actually are. While walking to the secret garden she got well ahead of the predators because they were still fighting over Lui. (You can also see this in some Council collabs like Human Fall Flat.)
- Visited Fauna's house. Lui tried to talk to a chicken stuck in a wall. One of the wall chickens laid an egg, which Bae took as a sign to force the consummation of the marriage while Mumei watched
- At the end Mumei sounded legit stressed about getting sucked into the yuri vortex, despite her own contributions

Random observation: Laplus was streaming Valorant on Twitch before Valentine's, once with Shion and once solo.

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Kronii: I think I'll end it here.
[two hours later]
Kronii: This looks like a prison bathroom now... so don't drop the soap.

I missed most of it but the sleep deprivation and addiction denial seemed to be hitting hard at the end.

Kronii: Every time I want to say "chef's kiss" I end up saying "French kiss".

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Reine is streaming the meta again in an hour, and Shien has it scheduled for later this week. I'd be surprised if any of the JP girls ever want to touch this game again lol.

 

[Hotdogs Aplenty]

Moona currently doing Karaoke, has a new partial outfit and has merch incoming. I'd post some pics but the DDoS says no.

 

[mandatorylurk]

Pikamee's Valentine Day lore is for feels, friendzoned hard:

Ember's birthday was yesterday, and doggo bark scared Selen onstream:

 

[Cdfhju]

Calli roommate release new song.

 

[moments fade pain remains]

- For some reason Sakamata was scared of Mumei's fox army and was more perceptive than Lui for once
Sakamata: You're psycho?
Lui: Not psycho. So cute.
Sakamata: Cute psycho?

- At the end Mumei sounded legit stressed about getting sucked into the yuri vortex, despite her own contributions

Those have been clipped.

 

[Biobreak]

Are we back now, bitches? Anyhoo...

Calli roommate release new song.

She's also scheduled a stream to play it too:

EDIT:
I had to do a double-take when I saw this but more than a year after debuting, chuuba lolcow Futakuchi Mana is finally streaming a "video game" playthrough (albeit, it's a visual novel):

EDIT2: LOL, looks like the bitch made the video "Members Only" but still got it copystruck.

 

[SandyCat]

I know "dude with a voice-changer" is the drive-by meme, but that one legit sounds like a dude with a voice-changer.

That's a tranny.
Why do you always fish the tranny vtubers

Don't you put those thoughts into my head. Too many of my favorite vtubers turned out to be trannies. I vehemently refuse to believe her royal smugness is another one of them

Spoiler

 

[Defnot0]

The NijiEN collab is in 5 hours on the main channel.

Seemed like a fun stream, but Vox's shitty Simon Cowell impression filtered me pretty quick. Managed to catch the punishment game at the end though, that segment was hilarious.

Reine is streaming the meta again in an hour, and Shien has it scheduled for later this week. I'd be surprised if any of the JP girls ever want to touch this game again lol.

Unlike other holomems seems like Reine is actually making an effort to get all of the endings (or at least the ones she's interested in, anyway). Because if anyone was going to do it, it was gonna be her.

 

[Gin-san]

>tfw no owl gf to make you a cursed v-day card

Mumei's boyfriend is a lucky man.

 

[moments fade pain remains]

Miyabi has returned, some clips about it.

Miko's elitness transcends branches.

It's a small world out there. (Reminder that no matter how good gaming lion is, men will always be better.)

 

[PassiveUnaggressive]

That's a lot of subs, good job Tenma.

 

[Kusogaki]

Nachoneko (Gura's mama) moved to twitch and now is getting 7k-9k views average compared to youtube (1k avg) without using the vtuber tag. And the chat is free from the usual western cancer spam and memes, seems that japanese behave way better in this aspect.

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

Shark schedule.

EDIT: Updated.

 

[Big PiPi Energy]

We're back! For now. How kind of them to keep us from posting about all the Valentine's stuff going on. Probably for the best anyways.