Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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If someone from ONAforums did this, they'd admit it. The person would probably come up with an alternate username to shield Patrick from finding them, but they'd admit it.

Bin Laden didn't organize 9/11 only to giggle, deny it, and blame North Korea. He went fuck yeah I did that shit, praise Allah!
 
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ImportantOpinions said:
If someone from ONAforums did this, they'd admit it. The person would probably come up with an alternate username to shield Patrick from finding them, but they'd admit it.

Bin Laden didn't organize 9/11 only to giggle, deny it, and blame North Korea. He went fuck yeah I did that shit, praise Allah!
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Perhaps what Patrick doesn't want to admit is that debt collectors are going to Patty's workplace on quasi's behalf
 
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Curious how Pat says last night is when it "finally happened", almost as if the previous times he claimed someone showed up in person to the venues he frequents were complete fabrications from a delusional fatso: (A, L)

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I predict Pat will launch an e-begging campaign on GoFundMe before the end the year to fund more vexatious litigation.
 
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ImportantOpinions said:
If someone from ONAforums did this, they'd admit it. The person would probably come up with an alternate username to shield Patrick from finding them, but they'd admit it.

Bin Laden didn't organize 9/11 only to giggle, deny it, and blame North Korea. He went fuck yeah I did that shit, praise Allah!
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Patrick's lolpig status has gotten to the point that there's no way for him to know where this person is from. There's the BIC article, the Quartering video (that's over 150K views right there), his thread here etc.

Up until his lawsuit, his "stalkers" were limited to about 100 people solely from onaforums. Then the dumb motherfucker tried to subpoena Null as well as Encyclopedia Dramatica while continuing to be a cunt every single day to strangers on Twitter. Also one of his former enemies who he labelled a nazi, Jon Del Arroz, was largely responsible for that BIC article being written, which then led to the Quartering video. There's now thousands of people who are aware of him and this person, if they actually did turn up at that bar, could be from anywhere.

There's something so beautiful about the fact that years of acting like a cunt to people online has caught up with him like this. It truly makes you believe in karma.

Patrick is obese.
 
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Plaintiff is fat said:
I predict Pat will launch an e-begging campaign on GoFundMe before the end the year to fund more vexatious litigation.
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Anyone who would donate to that is as poor or poorer than he is. All of the hacks in science fiction writing aren't making shit and the SFWA is basically a glorified hobbyist's association at this point. There are a couple of authors with memberships that can actually make a living on book sales and the rest are trust fund kids/weekend warriors working bottom of the barrel wagecuck jobs who think putting out fanfic level schlock on the weekends makes them an intellectual. But they're more respectable than Patrick who has to be using money from his wife or family to stay afloat at this point because his income is poverty level even by the standards of someone living in a shitty ha'hovel in a shitty neighborhood in a shitty city in a shitty state in a shitty region of a shitty country.
 
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MilkThePig said:
Patrick's lolpig status has gotten to the point that there's no way for him to know where this person is from. There's the BIC article, the Quartering video (that's over 150K views right there), his thread here etc.

Up until his lawsuit, his "stalkers" were limited to about 100 people solely from onaforums. Then the dumb motherfucker tried to subpoena Null as well as Encyclopedia Dramatica while continuing to be a cunt every single day to strangers on Twitter. Also one of his former enemies who he labelled a nazi, Jon Del Arroz, was largely responsible for that BIC article being written, which then led to the Quartering video. There's now thousands of people who are aware of him and this person, if they actually did turn up at that bar, could be from anywhere.

There's something so beautiful about the fact that years of acting like a cunt to people online has caught up with him like this. It truly makes you believe in karma.

Patrick is obese.
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Also, the way Patrick bends the truth, there is a legitimate possibility that he's just lying about a person trying to meet him for legitimate purposes and getting angry after fatty wasted his time by failing to show up. Really does explain the alleged texting before and afterwards that the man whose profession is inventing details fails to expound on
 
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Just putting this out there incase anyone wants to look into it for themselves. But there's a theory that Fatrick has been selling insurance on the side the entire time he's been a "full time author". It was noted in the Josiah tapes that he answers the phone with "How may I help you?". We've seen his sales, he doesn't sell nearly enough books to make a living, and he claims to have been receiving passive income from previously selling health insurance, but it's been pointed out that he would have had to sell thousands of policies to be able to take the next 7 years straight off.
 
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NotFatChild said:
I'm sure the people at the bar he frequents just love him, given how he reacted to the death of an actual beloved regular there that the owners posted about on facebook with a sarcastic seething one liner.
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I would definitely like to see some barfly from that establishment to inform us on what it feels like to have to endure this pig-like walking personification of obesity in a social setting. My bet is he sits there silently seething most of the time, and that when he isn't angry about what he's reading online calling him fat, he is angry about nobody noticing him being the Deep Writer Guy in the corner.

He must be insufferable.
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We've seen his sales, he doesn't sell nearly enough books to make a living, and he claims to have been receiving passive income from previously selling health insurance, but it's been pointed out that he would have had to sell thousands of policies to be able to take the next 7 years straight off.
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It would make sense of some of his weirder behavior. He acts like a 4 reel tuff gai.

But if he sells insurance he's actually much more used to sucking dick obsequiously like the dick sucking faggot he is. But he resents it, so it comes out in his CHIIILD CHIIIIIIILD CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIILD faggotry.
 
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Patrick X Tomlinson said:
Just putting this out there incase anyone wants to look into it for themselves. But there's a theory that Fatrick has been selling insurance on the side the entire time he's been a "full time author". It was noted in the Josiah tapes that he answers the phone with "How may I help you?". We've seen his sales, he doesn't sell nearly enough books to make a living, and he claims to have been receiving passive income from previously selling health insurance, but it's been pointed out that he would have had to sell thousands of policies to be able to take the next 7 years straight off.
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Surely space edge wouldn't sit on evidence of Patrick's full time writing career being a load of shit
 
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MilkThePig said:
Patrick's lolpig status has gotten to the point that there's no way for him to know where this person is from. There's the BIC article, the Quartering video (that's over 150K views right there), his thread here etc.

Up until his lawsuit, his "stalkers" were limited to about 100 people solely from onaforums. Then the dumb motherfucker tried to subpoena Null as well as Encyclopedia Dramatica while continuing to be a cunt every single day to strangers on Twitter. Also one of his former enemies who he labelled a nazi, Jon Del Arroz, was largely responsible for that BIC article being written, which then led to the Quartering video. There's now thousands of people who are aware of him and this person, if they actually did turn up at that bar, could be from anywhere.

There's something so beautiful about the fact that years of acting like a cunt to people online has caught up with him like this. It truly makes you believe in karma.

Patrick is obese.
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You know, I think one of my favorite parts of all of this is that it can stop whenever Fatrick wants it to stop.

He doesn't even have to delete his social media or ignore his "stalkers". All he has to do is apologize, and stop behaving like a cunt online for a month and most people will lose interest. That's it.

The bare minimum is 'behave like a decent human being' and he can't even do that. Instead he will continue to reply to every troll in the most literal fashion and pay quasi 20 grand. Why? Because he is a fat alcoholic with no book sales.
 
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You know, I think one of my favorite parts of all of this is that it can stop whenever Fatrick wants it to stop.

He doesn't even have to delete his social media or ignore his "stalkers". All he has to do is apologize, and stop behaving like a cunt online for a month and most people will lose interest. That's it.

The bare minimum is 'behave like a decent human being' and he can't even do that. Instead he will continue to reply to every troll in the most literal fashion and pay quasi 20 grand. Why? Because he is a fat alcoholic with no book sales.
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My favorite part is that a man who claims he is employed at making compelling fiction cannot even craft a narrative where he comes off as the sypathetic victim he so clearly wants to be
 
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Wait a second. Why are we assuming that the person who went to Patrick's vacation home looking for a fight was actually one of his trolls instead of just a random regular person who was on the receiving end of Fatrick being himself?
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Because, like Chris-Chan and his family, Fatrick believes there's some kind of vast conspiracy against him. It's funnier to pretend he's right than to constantly remind him that his dickish behavior led to his current situation.
 
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NotFatChild said:
You know, I think one of my favorite parts of all of this is that it can stop whenever Fatrick wants it to stop.

He doesn't even have to delete his social media or ignore his "stalkers". All he has to do is apologize, and stop behaving like a cunt online for a month and most people will lose interest. That's it.

The bare minimum is 'behave like a decent human being' and he can't even do that. Instead he will continue to reply to every troll in the most literal fashion and pay quasi 20 grand. Why? Because he is a fat alcoholic with no book sales.
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He doesn't even need to apologize. He just needs to stop reacting. As soon as he stops sperging out on Twitter, people will quickly get bored.

Like just quietly block and move on. Everyone on Twitter has some random weirdo obsessed with them. You just move on and stop feeding them.
 
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My favorite part is that a man who claims he is employed at making compelling fiction cannot even craft a narrative where he comes off as the sypathetic victim he so clearly wants to be
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It's kind of hard to craft a narrative where you come across as a heroic victim and your trials and tribulations involve losing a blue checkmark from some shitty megacorporation for making hundreds of rape threats against women all over the world.

Oh yeah you're the good guy here Fat Rick lmao.
 
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