Graeme Kelly / Irishbrony1988 / @IrishbronyKelly - Brony, clopper, depressed gaming youtuber, not a pedophile, lol look at his nose

I'd also call people's attention back to the "almost sex story" from earlier, where Graeme implied that, when he was about ten, he tried (and failed) to have relations with a girl who may have only been two or three years old.
Exqueeze me? My brain clearly protected me by blocking this one out. The only “almost sex” story I remember is that neighborhood adolescent supposedly trying to seduce Graeme on a McDonald’s run with his brother. I hate to ask, but refresh my memory?

Fuck.

Imagine saying "I only had my brother" in a context like this...
Seriously! Graeme’s got such fucked up sexual complexes that I wouldn’t have been surprised if his mam was the type to walk around the house with her baggy fanny hanging out. He’s admitting to being so obsessed with seeing female genitals as a child that he clearly would have leapt upon any opportunity to do so.
 
Exqueeze me? My brain clearly protected me by blocking this one out. The only “almost sex” story I remember is that neighborhood adolescent supposedly trying to seduce Graeme on a McDonald’s run with his brother. I hate to ask, but refresh my memory?
Some pages back, one of his Captain's Log videos. Graeme mentioned that he almost had a sexual experience at some young girl's house when he was ten, but chickened out. Don't think it was the adolescent McDonald's run, but may have been.

I did some digging around, and found a possible candidate, living a town over and having the right name as the girl he was trying to get with. Wasn't able to confirm anything so I didn't make a big deal about it, but it seems this young lady is about six or seven years younger than Graeme; if that was the girl, and Graeme did try something funny when he was 10 years old, then she would have been about three when it happened. (explaining both Graeme's preference for diaper-agers, and his seemingly unrelated insistance on self-identifying as an 8-10 year old)

Search the thread for "Theresa", I think the name was.

-edit- her FB's now gone. Not sure why it got deleted.
 
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Some pages back, one of his Captain's Log videos. Graeme mentioned that he almost had a sexual experience at some young girl's house when he was ten, but chickened out. Don't think it was the adolescent McDonald's run.
Theresa Dooley was the McDonald’s run aspiring Graeme fucker. I don’t recall him saying she was younger, but maybe I’m repressing that shit. Paging @KawaiiFarms, our trusty records custodian.
 
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Theresa Dooley was the McDonald’s run aspiring Graeme fucker. I don’t recall him saying she was younger, but maybe I’m repressing that shit. Paging @KawaiiFarms, our trusty records custodian.
Ah, ok, yeah. Same girl then.

Graeme didn't SAY she was younger, no. But as mentioned above, the only Theresa Dooley I found in Graeme's circle was six/seven years younger than Graeme, which would have made her a diaper-wearing infant at the time Graeme says he got "seduced".

T also had a rocky personal history; had a kid of her own when she was only fourteen, which may be an indication of childhood trauma.

Again, this is just speculation, and I can't prove any of it (could be dozens of Theresa Dooley's in the area, and Graeme's T may have moved or changed her name) - but definitely cause for concern. If @KawaiiFarms can confirm which Theresa Dooley he was talking about (was she a local girl known to many people?), then it'll be easier to get to the bottom of that story.


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Theresa Dooley is the kind of name that would be pretty common in Ireland. I’m sure there’s more than one just in Suncroft, let alone Kildare.
There weren't on Facebook, at least not in the correct age range. Again, that doesn't mean the "real" Theresa didn't move, or change her name, etc. It may not be the same girl.

All I can say for sure is that there is a Theresa Dooley, who grew up in the right place, and would have been Graeme's preferred age for victims, at or around the time he claims he was "seduced".
 
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This dude is going to rape some kid at some point if he hasn't already and it will be truly horrific and there will be public hand-wringing of "how could we have known" when he commits his horrific bestial level sex crime against a child and gets caught because he's fucking retarded.

And it won't happen because it's Cuck Island, but then the media should rake them over the coals because it was absolute public knowledge that this scat fetishist diddler routinely discussed his pedophilia and his sexual desire for children, and he even literally told the cops about this himself and apparently they just told him to delete the CP and go away.

tl;dr he's ugly and fat and a pedo and die graeme die
 
This dude is going to rape some kid at some point if he hasn't already and it will be truly horrific and there will be public hand-wringing of "how could we have known" when he commits his horrific bestial level sex crime against a child and gets caught because he's fucking retarded.

And it won't happen because it's Cuck Island, but then the media should rake them over the coals because it was absolute public knowledge that this scat fetishist diddler routinely discussed his pedophilia and his sexual desire for children, and he even literally told the cops about this himself and apparently they just told him to delete the CP and go away.

tl;dr he's ugly and fat and a pedo and die graeme die
The CWC-meta — the ultimate end-game for lolcows.

(Yes, I know CWC went for older instead of younger, but ending up a sex pest nonetheless despite warning signs).
 
The CWC-meta — the ultimate end-game for lolcows.

(Yes, I know CWC went for older instead of younger, but ending up a sex pest nonetheless despite warning signs).
Nick Bates-meta in this case.

Hi, future readers from the time when Graeme gets featured! With your benefit of hindsight, what do you think should have been done to prevent Thing He Did?
 
This dude is going to rape some kid at some point if he hasn't already and it will be truly horrific and there will be public hand-wringing of "how could we have known" when he commits his horrific bestial level sex crime against a child and gets caught because he's fucking retarded.

And it won't happen because it's Cuck Island, but then the media should rake them over the coals because it was absolute public knowledge that this scat fetishist diddler routinely discussed his pedophilia and his sexual desire for children, and he even literally told the cops about this himself and apparently they just told him to delete the CP and go away.

tl;dr he's ugly and fat and a pedo and die graeme die
If he really hasn't outright raped anyone yet (though I believe molestation is a very real possibility), it's only because he lives in bumfuck nowhere and doesn't have access to a lot of potential victims. Otherwise I think it'd have already happened many times over due to have sex obsessed he is. Even if he wasn't into little kids he would totally rape some retarded woman instead.
 
Haven't been able to update because of the sitewide trannycide. Most important update is this:
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In case that's unavailable: some Mileena-mouthed brony is doing a pedohunter stream on Graeme next weekend (2/21), and Graeme is upset.
(apparently MandoPony is a pedo now, too?! He was a famous, mandolin-playing, bronycore musician back in the day - one of the more prominent brony celebrities in the brony entertainment scene. Graeme getting billing alongside Mando is quite the honor for OPG!)


Also some random stuff:
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other screens are boomering, sorry; what you're missing is Graeme saying he needs "to wait until November to shout I'm a celebrity get me out of here again" (?), and Graeme expressing his relief that his mother doesn't use Twitter, only Facebook (understandable, since what mum wants to log on twitter and see her son spamming lolishota horse porn at minors?)
 

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If he really hasn't outright raped anyone yet (though I believe molestation is a very real possibility), it's only because he lives in bumfuck nowhere and doesn't have access to a lot of potential victims.
If it has happened it's probably a family member, but he's really so blatant and looks like a case study from Psychopathia Sexualis to such an extent that I imagine anyone in his small town vicinity knows damn well to keep kids away from this guy.
apparently MandoPony is a pedo now, too?!
Always was.
 
what you're missing is Graeme saying he needs "to wait until November to shout I'm a celebrity get me out of here again" (?)
He’s really into that reality show. When one of the contestants gets sent home, they have to shout the title of the show. Graeme is admitting he shouts along with them. No wonder his family keep him up in the attic by himself.
 
Always was.
Well... yeah, OK. Seems he always was.

I guess what I mean is, this is the first *I've* heard about Mando being outed as a pedofork - which granted, in retrospect isn't much of a surprise, because who would ever suspect an absurdly popular, terminally autistic nerdcore/dubstep musician, who glomphed on to a fandom full of spastic underage girls, would turn out to be a sex pest?

Anyway, point being, Graeme is going to be the focus of a pedohunter show next weekend, and he's right pissed, so he is. He's already in damage control mode:
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Errr, sorry, NOT in damage control mode. He's still as filthy as ever. (hello, Brony lurkers from next weekend! Enjoy all these wonderful Tweets and archived, pantsless, furry diaper men!)


Mouth's mangled, though. That's new.
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Graeme did a Valentines Day stream.
Honestly with the near 30 minute length, I can't be bothered to do an archive or give a full breakdown. This poop toucher was the only real highlight anyway.
You're not missing much of anything, so you aren't. I caught most of it live and about 1/3 of it is dead air. He mostly just circles around between saying "you can ask me anything in the chat", attempting to get the chat on his TV, talking about Dylan in reference to that one comment, etc. I don't recall anything that really stuck out.

He also went on tik tok and did a short video saying "happy Valentines Day" to everyone:


He asked about the dental stuff on his side facebook account as well - maybe his sweet tooth is catching up with him? (Also autism note: you can tell which one was posted on his alt by the different bitmoji skin tone)
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On Valentines day itself he posted these in succession:
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And he streamed twice on Facebook as well - the first one is related to the dentist stuff, though he still brings up Valentines:


It's one of those streams where he invites like 50 random people to, pinging them, and getting no comments save for a couple of likes. He takes about 2 minutes to even get properly into the stream, pausing to invite people, before going into a diatribe about going to the dentist. It's all pretty generic "the dentist sucks I am scared" sorta talk. One of the hypotheticals is Graeme considering that he "won't be able to drink cider because it would make his gums inflamed" because priorities right? About midway he imitates what he'll sound like after going to the dentist, if someone were to ring him up. The rest of the stream is him talking about watching Gogglebox - which is just multiple layers of obese tards nostalgiabaiting over shows designed for people living in hursing homes who watch TV all day long - so it's largely avoidable 'tism.

The second video, which he recorded the next day, is him recounting some youtuber faggot "door man" or something; this time it's about "the one ting dat most parents tend to forget about: the child endangerment law":

Takes Graeme about 90 seconds to point out he saw all this shit on a youtube video, before he starts recounting various examples of "child endangerment"; these include things like "leaving a child in the car to go run an errand". As per usual, most of it is Graeme's classic case of mumbly half-info dumping the video in broken, slow sentences. He delves into talking about capital punishment - "getting the belt" - and explains the various things "nasty parents" might use in place of a belt ("charging cable", "TV cable", etc.) Obviously because it involved children in any way whatsoever, Graeme had to comment on it, if only to parrot this youtuber's nontent.

I don't have time to properly archive the rest of these right now, but he also went and did a twitter space audio thing to explain why he came back to twitter (spoiler: he "missed it"):

He posted a really fucking cringey minecraft tik tok of some square blocked whore singing a "please date me I'm single" song whilst stripping:

Here's a collection of links to tweets of Graeme responding "wow that is awesome" to a bunch of pictures of cub porn, RL diaper porn, gay dudes with their bulges on display, etc.

And lastly - Graeme is thankful his mother doesn't see the majority of the sick shit he gets up to cause he only posts so much of that on Facebook; some furfag's mother sees porn on twitter and leaves, and Graeme thinks they're leaving due to "cyberbullies":
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