Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

Should the thread be moved to deathfats after Ethan Ralph dies?

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Deprussian Doge said:
anyone else sense in Ashton's tone that he is already getting tired of Warski? I may just be projecting. I guess it can't be that bad for him since he put up with surfer's schizo ass for years.
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I don't really think it's warski. Personally he looks like he's in pain most of every show from having to deal with brain dead superchats, ireedemable grifter whores like Jesse PS, and shitting in his real fan bases mouth with the pay walled shows. Ppp can't admit it now but it feels like this is hell for Ashton. Obviously when the stream turns off he's made a lot of money. But during the stream he genuinely looks ashamed at having to resort to doing everything he's railed against for years.
 
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Deprussian Doge said:
anyone else sense in Ashton's tone that he is already getting tired of Warski? I may just be projecting. I guess it can't be that bad for him since he put up with surfer's schizo ass for years.
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I noticed the exact same thing. Even with just listening to it as a podcast he sounds pretty annoyed with him at several points during the last episode.
 
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Angry Shoes said:
I noticed the exact same thing. Even with just listening to it as a podcast he sounds pretty annoyed with him at several points during the last episode.
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I think he's getting tired of the Nick and Ralph stuff, I won't expect another episode where the main focus is this harem of worthless grifters. They might do a Louis Theroux documentary review?

PPP claiming Theroux was not a tall dude kind of explains it all. 6'2'' is NOT "average height". Not his fault but he didn't bother to look beyond what's there. Louis is a tall guy and towers over all the Groypers. He's about PPP's height.
 
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Concho Pete said:
Yes, Warski is dumb and adds basically nothing. Usually takes away from the show actually.

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And I'll second it. The latest episode was the worst, easily.

Warski is a fucking albatross. He should be thankful that another talent has decided to scoop him up and carry his show for him. He breaks up the flow constantly (WAIT WAIT WAIT, I GOTTA PUT THIS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC ON! WAIT WAIT WAIT, WE GOT SOME W-W-WINNINGS!) and you just know he's steering PPP behind the scenes to ease up on his e-celeb faggot friends. Look at the way he inserted himself into the Gator conversation when PPP was grilling him too hard, you think that's the last time that'll happen? Fuck no. At least when Surfer interrupted he was actually funny and insightful, even if you disagreed, even if it became annoying as fuck after a while. Warski is basically Surfer but worse, and Ralph is PPP but worse. It's like pottery: PPP and Surfer have both traded down big time.

Warski owes PPP/Godwinson/Surfer and co. the world, and he'd better not forget it. Nobody is here to watch you negotiate your tarnished public image with an audience that's heard it ten thousand times already, it's just desperate and pathetic behavior. People watch for PPP and unless Warski flies to Portugal, cops his own beating and wakes up in hospital a new man with a better sense of humor people will always watch for PPP.

Ethan Ralph is funnier and quicker-witted than Andy Warski. I'll die on that hill no problem. Fuck Andy Warski.
 
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Very Big Hat said:
And I'll second it. The latest episode was the worst, easily.

Warski is a fucking albatross. He should be thankful that another talent has decided to scoop him up and carry his show for him. He breaks up the flow constantly (WAIT WAIT WAIT, I GOTTA PUT THIS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC ON! WAIT WAIT WAIT, WE GOT SOME W-W-WINNINGS!) and you just know he's steering PPP behind the scenes to ease up on his e-celeb faggot friends. Look at the way he inserted himself into the Gator conversation when PPP was grilling him too hard, you think that's the last time that'll happen? Fuck no. At least when Surfer interrupted he was actually funny and insightful, even if you disagreed, even if it became annoying as fuck after a while. Warski is basically Surfer but worse, and Ralph is PPP but worse. It's like pottery: PPP and Surfer have both traded down big time.

Warski owes PPP/Godwinson/Surfer and co. the world, and he'd better not forget it. Nobody is here to watch you negotiate your tarnished public image with an audience that's heard it ten thousand times already, it's just desperate and pathetic behavior. People watch for PPP and unless Warski flies to Portugal, cops his own beating and wakes up in hospital a new man with a better sense of humor people will always watch for PPP.

Ethan Ralph is funnier and quicker-witted than Andy Warski. I'll die on that hill no problem. Fuck Andy Warski.
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He's Opie minus the personality disorders.
 
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Andy is really hit or miss with the Kino Casino stuff, I've been watching the goofy fuck for several years now, and I remember the skits him and "chris warski" did. I have a soft spot for the goofy bastard at times. He does a great job playing the straight guy when PPP is pushing in on a guest. He has his good attributes, and his shows can be great. But, as big a piece of shit as JF was, warski's Low IQ interruptions have always been an issue. I think him and PPP have a very good thing going, someone mentioned a real PBS Telethon vibe for the donations, that shit is funny as all hell. Reading donations has gotten a bit better, gonna take a bit to find that flow. Real promise over a month in, i've enjoyed it a ton.

That said, jesus tapdancing christ Andy, calm your tits man, every video isn't OMG HAHHAHAHAH STOP PAUSE.. he said something mundane.. JHAHHAHHAA repeat the mundane thing, then play it three or four times.. Calm the fuck down man. This is your last real chance, I get you are hyping stuff up, and it's great entertainment.. But you can't act like the 4-5 clips are the craziest kookiest shit you've ever seen or heard or it loses it's punch. I say this as someone that likes you, you need to tone your dumb retarded shit down. Please. You are making the enjoyment factor go way down, and i'm getting to the point i Just can't watch when you have those reactions. You know they are fake, we know they are fake but you keep at it. Andy keep that shit in check, and you are gonna have a license to print money for a bit. Seriously. Ashton, please talk to him and try to fix this before you ruin something that seems to have some legs. If the running target on the screen is right and y'all are making 500-1000 a week (and splitting it fairly) that's decent money for one day a week.
 
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Lobster Cult High Priest said:
Agreed they should stick with their original plan of covering smaller Groyper Generals. Like Smiley the Fed, Frannsen, Tyler Russell.

The portion of the episode covering Anime Rightist was Gold
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Franssen is an untapped goldmine of content, his Telegram posts are weird and sycophantic towards Nick but his history as Steve Summerstone the Parent advisor is worth a deep dive.
 
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Concho Pete said:
He's Opie minus the personality disorders.
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Hard disagree. Opie for all his being a bit killing fuck on air did all the production and prep work that kept the show afloat and tard wrangling ant and jim. The problem here is we have norton and anthony today with warski and ppp. Both can be funny but need someone to steer them along and smooth over their myriad of personality deficiencies.
 
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Hard disagree. Opie for all his being a bit killing fuck on air did all the production and prep work that kept the show afloat and tard wrangling ant and jim. The problem here is we have norton and anthony today with warski and ppp. Both can be funny but need someone to steer them along and smooth over their myriad of personality deficiencies.
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Imagine comparing Andy Warski to Jim Norton or Anthony Cumia.

Introducing a Third Man™ for them to banter with isn't a terrible idea but the last thing PPP needs is another fucking "ship-steerer" that interrupts the flow of things even more than Warski already does.
 
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