Gross Anna Johnson / The Fit Vegan Ginger / Creation Nutrition / Anna's Organics Lynchburg - Jesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities, munches to avoid getting a job

[Trombonista]

The onion is a current Hell-bent-for-Jesus thing that's making the rounds. Patients' families have been trying to bring in onions for a month or two now. I don't know where it started, probably mercola like everything else.

The onion-lover in me is displeased with this.

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

I think her new background is totally just a generic shitty apartment. The “big room” is just the living room, almost certainly the room the front door opens into, then the kitchen is right there open to the main room, probably a short hallway with the bathroom and bedroom. I lived in a place with a very similar floor plan in college. It also looks both too dumpy and too personalized to be a residential treatment center, plus it’s pretty clear she’s alone and I doubt a place like that would allow her to have all this crazy supplement stuff. The reason the living room furniture is cheap and generic is likely just because she doesn’t have any money and her family who’d be helping her isn’t exactly rich.

This does look like a generic cheap apartment to me with the low quality construction and low-end appliances. I'm guessing probably a cheap 1br to get her out of her mom's hair. A treatment center for eating disorders would not allow all of her supplements and purge powders and wouldn't have those weird ass decorations. There's also no way she would tolerate living with someone else given what an insane control freak she is. Now she has no supervision and endless time on her hands to come up with even more ways to abuse her body and attempt to profit from it. There's no way she has a job.

I hope the disgusting "recipes" come back. We need a cookbook 2nd edition.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm guessing probably a cheap 1br to get her out of her mom's hair.

It doesn't seem like something she'd do voluntarily. Do you think she finally got an ultimatum to get in treatment or GTFO? Even the most patient of parents would eventually get sick of dealing with Anna's bullshit.

 

[Bees]

That’s not a treatment facility or supervised living home, there are too many tripping hazards and it lacks industrial carpet squares, wipe-clean upholstery and a locked down safety kitchen. She’s just back at the place she used to live or similar; maybe she’s supposed to be back at school.

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

Anna is in her Stories posting tearful selfies:

And she shared her latest grocery haul in the #vegan tag, dashing any remaining hopes of her being in a residential or supervised setting:

Here we can count four honeydew melons, which Anna has previously claimed to cause her symptoms of oral allergy syndrome. Beside them are three potatoes gone green to the point of being inedible, a generous quantity of lemons and other citrus, a pair of large papaya, a few yuca root, bunches of bananas and plantains, a pair of butternut squash, and nestled in the center - why, it's none other than the heroic purifying onion! Hello, old friend!

Past performance being the best predictor of future behavior, it seems that Anna is back to (1) switching out actual meals for citrus juices and "monomeals" of melon and papaya, (2) using high-satiety produce like plantain, yuca, and winter squash in place of other scary carbs, and (3) intentionally purchasing spoiled produce that she will possibly churn into some godawful recipe and definitely throw away uneaten.

Anna feels like shit because she eats like shit, and yet she seems incapable of making the connection. How long until Mama Ginger caves and brings her back home?

 

[Nod Flenders]

Anna is in her Stories posting tearful selfies:
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And she shared her latest grocery haul in the #vegan tag, dashing any remaining hopes of her being in a residential or supervised setting:
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Here we can count four honeydew melons, which Anna has previously claimed to cause her symptoms of oral allergy syndrome. Beside them are three potatoes gone green to the point of being inedible, a generous quantity of lemons and other citrus, a pair of large papaya, a few yuca root, bunches of bananas and plantains, a pair of butternut squash, and nestled in the center - why, it's none other than the heroic purifying onion! Hello, old friend!

Past performance being the best predictor of future behavior, it seems that Anna is back to (1) switching out actual meals for citrus juices and "monomeals" of melon and papaya, (2) using high-satiety produce like plantain, yuca, and winter squash in place of other scary carbs, and (3) intentionally purchasing spoiled produce that she will possibly churn into some godawful recipe and definitely throw away uneaten.

Anna feels like shit because she eats like shit, and yet she seems incapable of making the connection. How long until Mama Ginger caves and brings her back home?

How long will it be until she comes back home? I'm guessing about a couple of weeks.

 

[CWCissey]

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Anna is in her Stories posting tearful selfies:

Fainting Couch Anorexia.

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

Anna is in her Stories posting tearful selfies:
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And she shared her latest grocery haul in the #vegan tag, dashing any remaining hopes of her being in a residential or supervised setting:
View attachment 2974907
Here we can count four honeydew melons, which Anna has previously claimed to cause her symptoms of oral allergy syndrome. Beside them are three potatoes gone green to the point of being inedible, a generous quantity of lemons and other citrus, a pair of large papaya, a few yuca root, bunches of bananas and plantains, a pair of butternut squash, and nestled in the center - why, it's none other than the heroic purifying onion! Hello, old friend!

Past performance being the best predictor of future behavior, it seems that Anna is back to (1) switching out actual meals for citrus juices and "monomeals" of melon and papaya, (2) using high-satiety produce like plantain, yuca, and winter squash in place of other scary carbs, and (3) intentionally purchasing spoiled produce that she will possibly churn into some godawful recipe and definitely throw away uneaten.

Anna feels like shit because she eats like shit, and yet she seems incapable of making the connection. How long until Mama Ginger caves and brings her back home?

That's an absolutely bonkers amount of food for a single person, especially perishables where at least half of it will likely go off before she can eat it. Photos like this are a real showcase of her eating disorder since they show how disconnected she is from healthy meal planning.

I think those might be some of those purple/blue potatoes instead of normie potatoes. She does spend extra money for the priviledge of wasting specialty organic produce.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I think Mama Ginger shipped her to an apartment. Maybe if Anna stays above a certain weight they will pay her rent. I’d guess she had to attend therapy x2 a week too or something of the sort.

I could see a therapist suggesting Anna move to any apartment to try out independence and getting mom to stop caring for her 24/7.

That's an absolutely bonkers amount of food for a single person, especially perishables where at least half of it will likely go off before she can eat it. Photos like this are a real showcase of her eating disorder since they show how disconnected she is from healthy meal planning.

I think those might be some of those purple/blue potatoes instead of normie potatoes. She does spend extra money for the priviledge of wasting specialty organic produce.

There was a weird case of faux “feral teen boys” in Canada like twenty years ago. They wandered into town and claimed they were raised in the woods and the parents kicked them out. (All BS) But the youngest boy attracted attention due to his skeletal appearance. He had an obsession with eating only fruit and nearly managed to starve himself. They even forcibly committed him they were that convinced he was going to die from his all fruit diet.

This would obviously have great appeal to any girl with an ED

 

[FeatherPlucker]

Is she on disability now? I could see that as somehow contributing to her having her own apartment at this point. The money would go to her, and not her parents, so she could conceivably move out on her own regardless of their approval.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

While I’m glad our girl is back, it’s weird to see her after a long time like this and she has definitely aged. Her lifestyle is catching up with her finally.
Has she mentioned her poo bag? I can’t see her living independently with that thing.
I have so many questions. Does she have a job? How can she afford an apartment, a car, all the expensive Knick knacks and produce & powders, etc. has she dropped the #cysters and #ostomates larp?

 

[Viridian]

She's 27 now isn't she? That would mean she's aged out of being carried on her parents' medical insurance at last. Since she doesn't work, that would mean she would have had to apply for Medicaid/Medicare and other government/charity programs for the poor/disabled to continue funding her munchie antics. She may have moved out because she was able to obtain subsidized housing either through the government or some charity she's taking advantage of.

Of course Mama Ginger may have simply finally gotten completely done with dealing with Anna's shit (literally and figuratively) and kicked her out, and Earth Daddy doesn't want the gains goblin living with him either so one or both parents may have decided it was better to fund her having her own place to keep her out of their collective hair.

 

[UncleTusky]

I have so many questions. Does she have a job? How can she afford an apartment, a car, all the expensive Knick knacks and produce & powders, etc. has she dropped the #cysters and #ostomates larp?

Her website claims she has clients in 15 US states + 4 countries with prices ranging from $100 to $300 an hour. I know just calling herself "doctor" without an MD or the equivalent for dentistry is not fraud or unlicensed practice of medicine, but all the other terms she puts in there ("counseling", "wellness", "consult") make me think she's really close to crossing that line.

She's 27 now isn't she? That would mean she's aged out of being carried on her parents' medical insurance at last. Since she doesn't work, that would mean she would have had to apply for Medicaid/Medicare and other government/charity programs for the poor/disabled to continue funding her munchie antics.

That lines up with the age in the OP but based on a people finder search I just ran she was born in September 1996 - depending on the exact plan her parents are on her eligibility either ends on New Year's Eve 2022 (if the plan is through the Obamacare exchange) or her 26th birthday (if it is any other type of coverage). The birthday in September 1996 also lines up with her claim on her website to be diagnosed at age 19 and @Durable Mike Malloy 's first report of her CF diagnosis in August 2016. I'm not sure how the OP got aged 21 in 1995 but it was probably a different Anna Johnson or confusion with her sister Lydia (who is 27 right now).

Now for insurance Kiwis: Anna is either unemployed or self-employed, are there ways for her to get insurance after age 26 other than the Obamacare exchange? Even if she does have clients Obamacare plans have such high premiums + high deductibles that she could not afford munching without some kind of financial help.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Has she mentioned her poo bag? I can’t see her living independently with that thing.

I think she doesn't have it anymore and that's why she's been out of sight for so long.

 

[Fuck you and your asspats]

Is she on disability now? I could see that as somehow contributing to her having her own apartment at this point. The money would go to her, and not her parents, so she could conceivably move out on her own regardless of their approval.

I was thinking that, too. I can't imagine her being able to hold down a job. I feel like her parents would be fed up with her bullshit by now though. There's a point where it becomes too much, and you have to acknowledge that if a loved one is an adult whose refusing to get better, and they're affecting your life in a negative way, you have to just let them go and hope for the best. Most people with eating disorders, however, will use living on their own as an opportunity to get worse. They can eat however they choose without being under scrutiny. It takes a lot of work for them to reach a point where they're ready for that level of freedom. I imagine this going terribly.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Never a better time to go full retard then when sponging off limited affordable housing supply!

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

Anna is in her Stories posting tearful selfies:
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I wanna know the thought process behind "I am so sad! Let me document this for the WORLD to see!" How many takes? How many positions? How much is real tears, or acting?

View attachment 2974907... why, it's none other than the heroic purifying onion! Hello, old friend!

I read that as "putrifying" onion. No need to waste cut produce sitting out uncovered for days!!

The saddest collection of "rainbow" produce I have ever seen. Also, low-calorie and low-protein for the most part. Also, jetting the melons from halfway around the world? Wasteful, Anna.

You know the lemons won't be used for something fun, like a gin and tonic.

Mama Ginger, you have failed. Come get your kid and put her in rehab before there is shit everywhere.

 

[Cheesy Cukes]

I have never heard of this onion lunacy, so I went to see what the "logic" is.

After it took me almost a few minutes (and getting to page 2 of Google) to figure out why I was getting all these insane articles after searching "onion covid", I have no room to criticize anyone's lack of intelligence today.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

I hadn't heard about onion for Covid, but years ago I heard an "old folk remedy" for colds and flu was to put a slice of onion in your sock overnight to draw out the illness.

It seems lots of people think that the soles of the feet have something to do with health and I guess the onion is supposed to be a type of poltiuce.

Not sure how it evolved from wearing the onion to having half of one in the room with you.

Obviously neither would work, but if I really squint I can sort of see where they might think wearing an onion would work. Other things on the skin work to draw out things, and if you wear the onion long enough you'll feel better, so obviously the onion does something!

But half an onion in the room with you? I cannot understand how that's supposed to help at all.