Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

Spending 500 dollars on stupid clothes.
Expecting to be taken out for a date by his many suitors
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The troon arc is approaching soon, as he embraces his female soul.

also ADAM IS SAAAAAD. SADAM.
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Maybe one of the thots he orbits will notice him, or are they too busy living a fun life?
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From my experience, "Friends" displayed = most recent friend adds, usually. This means that out of the last 9 or so people Chibi added on Facebook, 6 are almost guaranteed to be cosplay e-thots, with 2 more being likely. Coom n' Consoom Chibster is escalating his addiction in a pretty tangible way here, likely due to progressive desensitization and diminishing returns, same as all habitual drug users.

 

[DSP_Fat_Man]

CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

 

[Czolg]

I made a mistake of checking comments from his latest tweet. Goddamnit, weening there is extreme.

 

[Scuttlebug Jamboree]

You dont get it guys he NEEDS more pokemon plushies

 

[Overcast]

A 31 year old man openly stating his desire for more “plush friends”.

Why the hell aren’t all these ladies jumping on his dick?

 

[Megaroad 2012]

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CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Hard to imagine AT&T paying this dork enough to keep up this lifestyle.

 

[Inkling Boy]

Chibi is going vegan! (allegedly)

 

[big ups liquid richard]

He hasn't a clue why being vegan is healthy or isn't. He just heard some TV character talking about it one day.

A 31 year old man openly stating his desire for more “plush friends”.

Why the hell aren’t all these ladies jumping on his dick?

The part about wanting tons of stuffed animals for his bedroom is also very troonish. This is what the ethots do. They don't want their boyfriend doing it too, as that is just weird.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

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Chibi is going vegan! (allegedly)

Chibi, nobody thinks you're PC just by going vegan anymore. Rejoin the gym, you lazy twat

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

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Chibi is going vegan! (allegedly)

Ah yes, eating only non-meat products will certainly solve your lifestyle problem of not having any physical activity, cooming and consooming, having no friends, no partner, no self-control and no grasp on reality. I'm sure that celery is the answer.

You're transitioning into the wrong thing, Chibi.

 

[PlumSyrup]

The reason a vegan diet is healthier is because most people, before they're vegan, eat a steady diet of red meat, fast food and junk food, and veganism is the first time they eat any vegetables regularly. But you can be unhealthy as a vegan, it's just more expensive than being unhealthy while eating meat. I have no doubt that Aquana's "veganism" would just mean spending lots of money on vegan pizza, mac n cheese, cauliflower wings, taco bell and french fries.

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

Good luck affording all those plushies and pleather cosplays on a vegan diet. I don't know how it is elsewhere in the country, but in Michigan, vegetarian/vegan options are very over priced because it's not a very popular movement here. It's hard enough to find the meat replacements in the grocery store, let alone options at a take out place. I foresee a lot of cheese pizza and then wondering why he's not feeling healthier.

 

[GreenHoodieGuy]

 

[the khat quaffer]

The part about wanting tons of stuffed animals for his bedroom is also very troonish. This is what the ethots do. They don't want their boyfriend doing it too, as that is just weird.

E-thots in the streets, normal in the sheets. Women by and large don't want girly men for boyfriends and they don't want men that are into LGBTQAwhatever shit and obsess over anime. Most just want a guy that's cool with fags and won't sperg every time a tranny is in the area.

Cheebs is probably only capable of seeing them in their cosplay shit and not as human beings. His superficially saccharine exchanges with them about their feelings on twitter don't count. Wait until he finds out that cosplayers/e-thots are human beings that take that shit off when the webcam isn't on. If by some MIRACLE he ever got an extremely meek e-thot to come to his house she's gonna take one look at his room and be like, "ohh... you're actually like this..." then sneak out the bathroom window as he gets his faggy plushie karaoke puppet show ready for her.

Edit to add:

Good luck affording all those plushies and pleather cosplays on a vegan diet. I don't know how it is elsewhere in the country, but in Michigan, vegetarian/vegan options are very over priced because it's not a very popular movement here. It's hard enough to find the meat replacements in the grocery store, let alone options at a take out place. I foresee a lot of cheese pizza and then wondering why he's not feeling healthier.

I thought cheese was a no-no for vegans.

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

I thought cheese was a no-no for vegans.

There's vegan cheese, which is plastic. But yeah, generally, vegans are no animals, no animal products. Though, honestly, do you think the cheebster would get the memo on that? He does seem to favor Jet's pizza, though- and their cheese is basically congealed grease, so he'd probably get by on that if he fully committed.

 

[the khat quaffer]

There's vegan cheese, which is plastic. But yeah, generally, vegans are no animals, no animal products. Though, honestly, do you think the cheebster would get the memo on that? He does seem to favor Jet's pizza, though- and their cheese is basically congealed grease, so he'd probably get by on that if he fully committed.

I wonder if he'd be down with some bohemian vegan hippie throwing buckets of fake blood on his faggot-ass kingdom hearts trench coats and any other cosplays since they're all (probably) stitched together from some dead Cambodian monkey pelts.

Same thing with the Pokemon obsession in general, now that I think about it. A game where you capture animals and make them fight? Are vegans down with that? (Who cares.)

 

[KaKoKis]

On Facebook, when someone decline your friend request, you’ll “follow” them instead.

I checked his profile and he’s “following” HUNDRED of ethots. Only a very limited amount of guys in there.

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

I wonder if he'd be down with some bohemian vegan hippie throwing buckets of fake blood on his faggot-ass kingdom hearts trench coats and any other cosplays since they're all (probably) stitched together from some dead Cambodian monkey pelts.

Same thing with the Pokemon obsession in general, now that I think about it. A game where you capture animals and make them fight? Are vegans down with that? (Who cares.)

Well, PETA did make that Anti-Pokemon game....

 

[the khat quaffer]

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On Facebook, when someone declines your friend request, you’ll “follow” them instead.

I checked his profile and he’s “following” HUNDRED of ethots. Only a very limited amount of guys in there.

Amazing cast of friends you want to keep there Cheebs.

>Claire Snyder
>Works at ロリィタ - lolita.

...

 

[Socrates]

Amazing cast of friends you want to keep there Cheebs.

>Claire Snyder
>Works at ロリィタ - lolita.

...

lolita is a type of japanese fashion https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolita_fashion
not just the drawn child pornography most people here would associate it with. Fairly certain that's what lolita in this case is referring to.