DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
It could be worse

I just sat through that video, it could be this one

Also for anyone who wondered, Phil made around $36 in tips in the late stream

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Forgive me if I'm late and this has been answered but, why does he have a ps5 and XSX box piled in the background? I know he did this around release but I assumed he was doing it then to try and show off. Why are they still there? It's bugging me for some reason.
 
Forgive me if I'm late and this has been answered but, why does he have a ps5 and XSX box piled in the background? I know he did this around release but I assumed he was doing it then to try and show off. Why are they still there? It's bugging me for some reason.
Because it makes him look like a cool mature gamer to have gaming shit behind him on stream. Obviously.
 
Forgive me if I'm late and this has been answered but, why does he have a ps5 and XSX box piled in the background? I know he did this around release but I assumed he was doing it then to try and show off. Why are they still there? It's bugging me for some reason.
He put them up after getting utterly humiliated by Keemstar. They're a symbol of his gaymurship, his massive success, and a very confusing element of the stream as soon as he starts wildly begging for money.

It's one of those changes that got kickstarted after the Keemstar beef because Keem REALLY got under DSP's skin.

However, nothing outside of a cosmetic change was accomplished. He's still the same mission one beggar, if not worse.
 
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There's that fucking Home Alone soyface pose he keeps making. Why does he keep fucking doing it? No men are gonna break into your middle-unit hovel to try and steal your Christmas presents Phil. That rickety fence you call a "community gate" is enough of a deterrent to any serious thieves.

Also the stroke mouth....it's getting so very bad. Holy shit, the right side of his face is literally melting. Dying Light 2 more like Dying Nerves 2

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Oh gee, how many times have we heard that before?

"[Insert Game Here] will save the channel..."

Yet things don't improve.
To be fair a new game (especially one that kicks his fat ass) boosts the viewership (at least for a while) but it never stays that way but goes down fast. He is just not entertaining enoughJust look at Sifu. Good viewership (well better then his other ones) but it fell the farther he went on. I expect the same for Horizon and elden ring though Elden Ring might get more viewers simply for the fact to see Phil fail in the most hilarious manner.
 
How do you figure? Pre-BK, he was on twitch with braindead autists gifting hundreds of sohbs per month--my math puts those 300-500 gifted sohbs at around 10-15% of his monthly income, which seems significant. How is he making more money now without the gifted sohbs?
My brain parsed BK as Burger King and was like what is he blaming the Ch’King for lost revenue too??
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There's that fucking Home Alone soyface pose he keeps making. Why does he keep fucking doing it? No men are gonna break into your middle-unit hovel to try and steal your Christmas presents Phil. That rickety fence you call a "community gate" is enough of a deterrent to any serious thieves.

Also the stroke mouth....it's getting so very bad. Holy shit, the right side of his face is literally melting. Dying Light 2 more like Dying Nerves 2

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Pretty sure it's his idea of being WACKY to attract the children.

Oh wait, he's a mature adult, and not a children's entertainer.

Gee Phil, I think you need a dictionary to help you figure out what you say. Because clearly, you're a fat idiot and hypocrite who can't keep his own story straight.
 
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All this DoorDashing he does, shovelling food into Khet's face, is Phil officially a 'feeder' now?

I've been shitposting about it in the chat for a while, what really "manifested" the idea was this particular clip:



Yeah you can argue some logical things like "he wanted to flex" and "Phil knows no limitations so he just throws out all the money he has" which are all fair, but this is totally (need more irony markers) an insight into the mind of a feeder, he's been fattening both of them since the start, even if subconsciously. So it's fun to shitpost about.
 
Phil is putting out a tweet and mope-begging for tips because he needs to afford games.

During this beg, Phil mentioned that he is holding off on Horizon because people purchasing it early and pre-loading it are apparently not getting access to 'both versions' (the PS5 and PS4) as they are supposed to.
Why is this an issue when Phil is going to play it on the PS5?

He wants the other version too because 'obviously Kat wants to play it on the PS4'.
So we're begging for game credits for less than purely 'business-related' reasons, it would seem.
Maybe if you can't afford the games, the stupid whorse could put in $20? Since she plans to play it?

Love how he basically ignores the fact Kat has a job and can buy her own games, yet Phil DEMANDS he buys both versions for him and Kat.
 
This is a new low since end of vest streak


He keeps fiddling with controller for minutes waiting for new tip after the end of the stream.
I could be wrong on this and I don’t want to fuel any speculation without definitive proof. However, the sounds that occasionally pop-up seem to be the notification for completing a transaction through the PS Store…

To be fair, he could just’ve picked up the free monthly PS Plus games.

Also, funny how he complains about low support during the night streams regardless of what he’s playing. Truly a mystery for the ages Phil, but if you look hard enough you just might find the answer at the end of the next Tanqueray bottle.
 
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All this DoorDashing he does, shovelling food into Khet's face, is Phil officially a 'feeder' now?
Katherine somewhat has the Minecraft Steve head shape, so her being even slightly fat is very unfortunate.
Phil is somewhat of a feeder. Mate, you remember how slim Leanna was when he shower her off? Fuck me she started putting on weight quite quickly when she was put on the DSP diet. Katherine is older, oddly shaped with her head and shoulders being quite unique, beyond lazy and she was already somewhat bulky when we saw her. That hot bod swimsuit model that goes to the gym daily fucked off right quick. Cunt was replaced with a lazy Horsey McHorseface that doesn't cook, doesn't work and only plays vidya.
 
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I can't get over this wanting 2 versions of a fighting game that he is going to fucking hate and bitch about,

Why the fuck does phill give a fuck about anyone's valentines day apart from the fact he is a bitter faggot and the other thing is how does he know what people are doing ?
Is he still going out on his day off and staring at people actually being normal and doing their own thing,
Makes up stories about made up people rushing and panicking for valentines day and then tells a story that makes him look so fucking pathetic it's retarded

Phill you are a low tier scammer
LTS there you go faggot a new name for you.

How's that apology going?
Did twitch come back and say "phill you did nothing wrong it was all correct we are sorry"
 
Why the fuck does phill give a fuck about anyone's valentines day apart from the fact he is a bitter faggot and the other thing is how does he know what people are doing ?
Those people getting lovely flowers for their girlfriend on valentine's day are so boring, now if their boyfriend were struggling with a shit-infested food disposal sink and trying to order doordash they wouldn't be able to keep their hands off him. Or, the most romantic valentine's day activity, where the girl plays vanilla Skyrim and the boyfriend sits there and watches her.
 
Katherine somewhat has the Minecraft Steve head shape, so her being even slightly fat is very unfortunate.
Phil is somewhat of a feeder. Mate, you remember how slim Leanna was when he shower her off? Fuck me she started putting on weight quite quickly when she was put on the DSP diet. Katherine is older, oddly shaped with her head and shoulders being quite unique, beyond lazy and she was already somewhat bulky when we saw her. That hot bod swimsuit model that goes to the gym daily fucked off right quick. Cunt was replaced with a lazy Horsey McHorseface that doesn't cook, doesn't work and only plays vidya.
This is true, I even distinctly remember Almighty Tevin at the time remarking about Leanna gaining some weight. Almost like he keeps trying to turn his women into Mama Burnell. ☠️
 
I wish I was as alpha as Phil,...:story:
I know we all want to bully Katherine, but Phil already does it for us lads.
You think Phil sees her as an upgrade over who she replaced due to her being too dumb to gold dig compared to his ex?
How do you figure? Pre-BK, he was on twitch with braindead autists gifting hundreds of sohbs per month--my math puts those 300-500 gifted sohbs at around 10-15% of his monthly income, which seems significant. How is he making more money now without the gifted sohbs?
On twitch, the lowest sub tier is split 50/50 in revenue to Amazon/Phil. On youtube, the split is weighted like 40/60 (I'm guessing, actual percentages I don't know for sure) towards Phil for the same priced subscription, so less total subs will generate the same or more revenue from that source for the scam.
 
Those people getting lovely flowers for their girlfriend on valentine's day are so boring, now if their boyfriend were struggling with a shit-infested food disposal sink and trying to order doordash they wouldn't be able to keep their hands off him.
If this was a few years ago, before Phil was afraid of intimacy due to his erectile dysfunction, I would have joked about him trying to larp as that typical bloke that fixes something in porn and Katherine can't find her wallet but his larp backfired because she was too daft to pick up on it. Now it's just sad because, you know, reality.
Their relationship is like some really bad depiction of a failing and dead relationship in some telenovela. It seems so bloody unreal. No honeymoon, fucks up her birthday horribly, fucks up Valentine's day and we can only guess what else he's done.

You think Phil sees her as an upgrade over who she replaced due to her being too dumb to gold dig compared to his ex?
Good question mate and I would love to know how he thinks about that too. I mean it seems somewhat obvious that she is in it for the money since Phil does fuck all for her and she isn't expected to do fuck all either. I also think Katherine looks awful compared to Leanna, and even Leanna isn't some prize. So at least visual wise I don't think he upgraded.
I honestly don't know mate, I think he just sees her as a trophy that allows him to flex his adult life, relationship and family.
 
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