Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

I have seen many people talk about how this would all die down for Ol' Rick if he simply stopped responding to the trolls. I would go a step further and speculate that many of us would feel something like RESPECT for Fat if he followed the simple advice SpaceEdge and others have given him.
1. Support his daughter and be in her life
2. Stop boozing
3. Lose some weight (inevitable with #2)
4. Stop raging at strangers on faggot twitter
these small steps would create a lot of value and happiness in his life, but Patrick is a piece of shit that could never do any of these things.

I much preferred Patrick Tomlienson as fake account name. Also this is unironically 100% in fat's control and would end tomorrow if he stopped feeding trolls. Change his phone number and avoid giving it out, private his twitter (he only gets like 0.0001% engagement on the typical tweet so his 46k followers do him no good anyways) and pay quasi, those 3 things happen and the fire fizzles. Every lolcow who has legitimately wanted to become anon again has shown it's actually pretty easy to pull this off. Even the OnA guys hardly fuck with the Cumias anymore because even Joe Cumia is smarter than Patrick when it comes to feeding the trolls and eventually learned to not engage.
I don't even think Fatrick has to stop feeding the trolls, he just has to stop doing it from his alleged business account. If he'd just open an anon twitter with a cartoon avatar and an ironic account name, he could fight his good fight and argue with all the e-Nazis he wants without anyone deciding to tell the world what they think of Fatrick's literary output or texting him their meditations on Fatrick's weight.
 
I don't even think Fatrick has to stop feeding the trolls, he just has to stop doing it from his alleged business account. If he'd just open an anon twitter with a cartoon avatar and an ironic account name, he could fight his good fight and argue with all the e-Nazis he wants without anyone deciding to tell the world what they think of Fatrick's literary output or texting him their meditations on Fatrick's weight.
He'll never learn, period.
 
Our piggy goes on a tear against Shapiro...

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Too bad Ben won't see any of these tweets. Pat blocked Shapiro for tearing apart Pat's dumb abortion trolley problem ripoff. Even years later Pat continues to insult Ben from behind the block like a brave boy.
 
Our piggy goes on a tear against Shapiro...

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Too bad Ben won't see any of these tweets. Pat blocked Shapiro for tearing apart Pat's dumb abortion trolley problem ripoff. Even years later Pat continues to insult Ben from behind the block like a brave boy.
Is he working on his standup act again with those amazing insults? Please let 2022 be the year we get more Comedian Pat footage
 
I have some respect for anyone who figures out the magical solution of Don’t Feed the Trolls. It’s so obvious and easy.

Taking care of your family is basic manliness. People don’t get respect asspats for clearing that bar.
I understand that sometimes, "Don't feed the trolls" is easier said than done, that it can genuinely hurt your feelings when people are shit-talking you and spreading rumors. But once you get over the hump, things start to improve dramatically. When the people fucking with you get starved of content they slowly give up and disappear. Eventually, it feels like they never even existed in the first place -- because, obviously, they never did. It was just some retarded words on the internet.

If people keep trying to troll you and fail, a glorious thing can happen: people get so fucking sick of hearing them talk about you that they start fucking with them instead, and it becomes trolling blowback. That shit is fucking hilarious, and extremely satisfying. A pleasure Patrick will never know, because his personality disorder and narcissistic tendencies will never, ever let him take an L in the moment to get a W in the end.

You think anybody would be cheering on and laughing with this thread and the ONA forums if Patrick just disappeared and we were still talking about him years later? No, they'd call us obsessive weens and start making memes about how retarded we are.
 
I don't even think Fatrick has to stop feeding the trolls, he just has to stop doing it from his alleged business account. If he'd just open an anon twitter with a cartoon avatar and an ironic account name, he could fight his good fight and argue with all the e-Nazis he wants without anyone deciding to tell the world what they think of Fatrick's literary output or texting him their meditations on Fatrick's weight.
He wants people to high five him over his sick burns and know it’s him. He wants to be an internet famous tough guy snarker. Whoever compared him to Reacher was on the money.

I understand that sometimes, "Don't feed the trolls" is easier said than done, that it can genuinely hurt your feelings when people are shit-talking you and spreading rumors. But once you get over the hump, things start to improve dramatically. When the people fucking with you get starved of content they slowly give up and disappear. Eventually, it feels like they never even existed in the first place -- because, obviously, they never did. It was just some retarded words on the internet.

If people keep trying to troll you and fail, a glorious thing can happen: people get so fucking sick of hearing them talk about you that they start fucking with them instead, and it becomes trolling blowback. That shit is fucking hilarious, and extremely satisfying. A pleasure Patrick will never know, because his personality disorder and narcissistic tendencies will never, ever let him take an L in the moment to get a W in the end.

You think anybody would be cheering on and laughing with this thread and the ONA forums if Patrick just disappeared and we were still talking about him years later? No, they'd call us obsessive weens and start making memes about how retarded we are.
This completely. It’s not like falling off a log, but it’s better than feeling the need to tweetback to people and be constantly annoyed that someone is posting as a blanket.
 
He wants people to high five him over his sick burns and know it’s him. He wants to be an internet famous tough guy snarker. Whoever compared him to Reacher was on the money.
I'm honestly more than a bit surprised that the pests haven't decided to monkey paw Fatrick. Give him all the clapback retweets and likes he can handle, but only on gems like the ones starting with "the stalker pretending to be my toilet..." that make a casual observer question how just close Rick's relationship with reality is
 
Fat takes too much pride in his perceived owning the trolls though and being snarky. It's EVERYWHERE on his profiles

his website:
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his amazon profile (yuck):
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owning bikers in his goodreads profile:
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his twitter calls himself:
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fucking boo. He deserves all the trolling he gets because he thinks he's the one person on the entire internet that's somehow above it. JoeCum thought he was owning the trolls until he started losing gigs over it and groveled on judge judy. The moment he mentioned the subreddit on television, there was no coming back. He lost. Now he's mostly forgotten, partially because fat pat has endless milk and partially because he gave up and admitted defeat.
 
I don't even think Fatrick has to stop feeding the trolls, he just has to stop doing it from his alleged business account. If he'd just open an anon twitter with a cartoon avatar and an ironic account name, he could fight his good fight and argue with all the e-Nazis he wants without anyone deciding to tell the world what they think of Fatrick's literary output or texting him their meditations on Fatrick's weight.
Since he's only capable of communicating in remixes of "baby child infant stalker SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!", the weens would figure out his sock accounts in no time, just by the way his tweets are written.

Plus, he's too much of a narc for his brilliant nahzee-destroying arguments to not be directly attributed to himself.
 
I understand that sometimes, "Don't feed the trolls" is easier said than done, that it can genuinely hurt your feelings when people are shit-talking you and spreading rumors. But once you get over the hump, things start to improve dramatically. When the people fucking with you get starved of content they slowly give up and disappear. Eventually, it feels like they never even existed in the first place -- because, obviously, they never did. It was just some retarded words on the internet.

If people keep trying to troll you and fail, a glorious thing can happen: people get so fucking sick of hearing them talk about you that they start fucking with them instead, and it becomes trolling blowback. That shit is fucking hilarious, and extremely satisfying. A pleasure Patrick will never know, because his personality disorder and narcissistic tendencies will never, ever let him take an L in the moment to get a W in the end.

You think anybody would be cheering on and laughing with this thread and the ONA forums if Patrick just disappeared and we were still talking about him years later? No, they'd call us obsessive weens and start making memes about how retarded we are.
You say that, but Andrew Dobson disappeared early in 2020 and his thread is still rolling.
 
Pat fought with his teeth on twitter today:

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I guess he just confirmed that his teeth are actually piss-stained?
Aside from Handsome Pat, the teeth might be my favorite troll account. By simply omitting "Pat's", they make it really easy for a random to walk in and think "Patrick is accusing a random account of impersonating... His teeth?"
 
Pat fought with his teeth on twitter today:

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I guess he just confirmed that his teeth are actually piss-stained?
someone should tell this faggot that there's a slight difference between being obsessed with someone and making fun of them constantly because they're an unlikeable fat dweeb
 
I have seen many people talk about how this would all die down for Ol' Rick if he simply stopped responding to the trolls. I would go a step further and speculate that many of us would feel something like RESPECT for Fat if he followed the simple advice SpaceEdge and others have given him.
1. Support his daughter and be in her life
2. Stop boozing
3. Lose some weight (inevitable with #2)
4. Stop raging at strangers on faggot twitter
these small steps would create a lot of value and happiness in his life, but Patrick is a piece of shit that could never do any of these things.
Please don’t encourage him to be in his daughter’s life. She doesn’t deserve that bullshit.
 
It will die out eventually, even if it takes a decade to stop completely it will reduce the attention drastically, it’s absolutely the way to go.
Dobby’s thread continues on in zombie mode because we don’t have a conclusion. If he got hit by a bus or got therapy and was now a successful animator, his thread would end. Dobbles is interesting because he managed to completely disappear despite feeding trolls for years. It’s troll blue balls.

If Pat started ignoring the trolls and acting like Handsome Pat, eventually everyone would get bored and he’d just be another terrible author on Twitter.
 
If he'd just open an anon twitter with a cartoon avatar and an ironic account name, he could fight his good fight and argue with all the e-Nazis he wants without anyone deciding to tell the world what they think of Fatrick's literary output or texting him their meditations on Fatrick's weight.
That's what makes him such a top-tier lolcow. Everything he does is for external validation. He could never enjoy something for its own sake unless it scores him cool boy points. Real people are just such a mystery to him, what he thinks are cool boy points, are actually retard points. Then when legions of people tell him he's a fat idiot his narcissism simply won't let him believe it, so he will never, ever change.
 
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