DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[UaineRunei]

Phil's claims since his start on Youtube:
"I'm the realest gamer on the internet! I'm not a character and you can always expect my honest, authentic reaction to everything!"

Also Phil today:
[someone asked if 'the old Phil' was that toxic or it was just acting and exaggerating his reactions]
"Do you think i was negative all the time like that? Of course not, it was a part of a schtick of mine"

Put this one on the giant pile of DSP's lies.

 

[Iron Hamster]

"She did a wake-up move that was faster than my meaty"
Okay Phil still doesn't know what a meaty is.

He absolutely knows what his meaty is.

 

[Tips help me the most]

"Gregor tipped me $5, says I got an honest question, 'your negative personality back in the day, was it a gimmick or a bit you would do or not? To me it always seemed like you were over doing it and it wasn't really you behind the scenes or at least I hope it wasn't.' I mean if i was always an overly negative person everywhere I went do you really think anyone would want anything to do with me? Like when i was originally doing YouTube videos I would ham it up, always complaining, always saying the game sucked, stuff like that. It was definitely a schtick that I had." - Says the man who still constantly complains, says every game sucks, and no one wants anything to do with besides RTU.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

"Gregor tipped me $5, says I got an honest question, 'your negative personality back in the day, was it a gimmick or a bit you would do or not? To me it always seemed like you were over doing it and it wasn't really you behind the scenes or at least I hope it wasn't.' I mean if i was always an overly negative person everywhere I went do you really think anyone would want anything to do with me? Like when i was originally doing YouTube videos I would ham it up, always complaining, always saying the game sucked, stuff like that. It was definitely a schtick that I had." - Says the man who still constantly complains, says every game sucks, and no one wants anything to do with besides RTU.

"Realest motherfucker on the internet."

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

It's unbelievable that Phil lets these intros go through, considering how either bad they are or how much trollage is on them. He's that happy to accept even the most obvious troll material if it's free. Literally mr krabs.

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

It's unbelievable that Phil lets these intros go through

Phil also falls for every predatory loan, gatcha gimmick and eats off of paper plates.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

I mean if i was always an overly negative person everywhere I went do you really think anyone would want anything to do with me?

Not even a single friend in his whole adult life. Not one.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

so I noticed something, he got pretty toxic and started to shit on the game the MOMENT Mai appeared, how the game is dumb, the boss is dumb the announcer was stupid and annoying the music was dumb.

I wonder why the positive side phil act dropped when the all-girl team appeared which he gt a little too much satisfaction from beating..

hmmm

must be a gouty alcholic thing..

hmmm

 

[Iron Hamster]

must be a gouty alcholic thing..

So...................goutcoholic?

 

[Sup3r]

Not even a single friend in his whole adult life. Not one.

Not even his momwife wants anything to do with him and would rather play skyrim all day than help him with his errands or his business. If you were to (try to) fill a room with the humans who would be willing to be "friends" with him, all you'd have are RTU and a bunch of handicapped losers.

But Phil can't have genuine "friends", because all he thinks of is "what can they do for me?" even when he's been around them for years. He did it with Rambo, where he had to be forced to reimburse his "friend". He did it with everyone who worked on project 7 by just expecting them to be fine with "exposure" while he was buy a ton of expensive shit. He even did it with his girlfriend, expecting her to continue playing his maid while she was ill. This is why he hates his audience now, he knows that outside of the few imbeciles giving him his pocket money, none of them can do anything for him.

 

[Kaisaku Duze]

so I noticed something, he got pretty toxic and started to shit on the game the MOMENT Mai appeared, how the game is dumb, the boss is dumb the announcer was stupid and annoying the music was dumb.

I wonder why the positive side phil act dropped when the all-girl team appeared which he gt a little too much satisfaction from beating..

hmmm

must be a gouty alcholic thing..

hmmm

Phil's just jealous her tits are bigger

 

[NaggotFigger]

so I noticed something, he got pretty toxic and started to shit on the game the MOMENT Mai appeared, how the game is dumb, the boss is dumb the announcer was stupid and annoying the music was dumb.

I wonder why the positive side phil act dropped when the all-girl team appeared which he gt a little too much satisfaction from beating..

hmmm

must be a gouty alcholic thing..

hmmm

That's probably because he prefers male characters over female. Fucker has burning hatred for female characters to the point he started to act very retarded on stream and complain about the game like a immature child.

 

[Whaler]

so I noticed something, he got pretty toxic and started to shit on the game the MOMENT Mai appeared, how the game is dumb, the boss is dumb the announcer was stupid and annoying the music was dumb.

I wonder why the positive side phil act dropped when the all-girl team appeared which he gt a little too much satisfaction from beating..

hmmm

must be a gouty alcholic thing..

hmmm

The only large sweaty organs DSP enjoys seeing are the ones attached to the lower half of his favorite wrasslers. It's why he hates women.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

He played like 3 matches online and the excuses were off the charts.
The moment he got juggled, he screamed "auto khambo" without missing a beat.
(even though it weren't even auto combos to begin with)
He played a guy who was clearly a noob and didn't know his characters very well and whenever Dave won he got real smug saying "I don't know what I'm doing and am still winning, duhuhuh".
And every time he got hit by 2 special moves in one combo, he immediatly screamed "auto khambo" even if he still won in the end.
So basically he got really toxic as soon as he started playing online.

Can't wait till he plays some guys who know what they are doing.
This game will definitely not last longer than 2 weeks and then he will be running back to dead ass ST.

 

[tzgnilki]

Can't wait till he plays some guys who know what they are doing.
This game will definitely not last longer than 2 weeks and then he will be running back to dead ass ST.

I watched aris play a bit and he was in training mode to learn 50-90% damage combos, meanwhile dsp was in training mode all day doing 3 hit combos

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Does he even still play Genshin?

He wage quit it literally RIGHT after the Stormterror story fight

Btw why is he playing KOF twice in a row, is he testing if the night streams will kill this?

Because shiny new fighting game

Oddly the game would of been perfect for him with stalling content as there is always something to do especially if you only log on every few days. I think the sheer amount of females was the killer for him.

He'd have to actually try, and Klee can't carry him the ENTIRE game

 

[FaXmachine]

He wage quit it literally RIGHT after the Stormterror story fight

Oddly the game would of been perfect for him with stalling content as there is always something to do especially if you only log on every few days. I think the sheer amount of females was the killer for him.

Btw why is he playing KOF twice in a row, is he testing if the night streams will kill this?

 

[Ruffian_Forever]

oh the salt is flowing right now

DSP doing random supers and just being a scrubby mess.. cant even do a combo.

yet still has the gall to say someone isnt earning their combo because dsp cant block lmao

 

[Wasabi Panda]

that didn't take long till he complained about lag, 1 rollback frame 100ms and he can't block.

EDIT! And there it is...blaming the PlayStation.