DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[King of Hateful Slurs]

"Thanks Nathan but there is no way I'm reading that paragraph sir this is not a chill stream it's the opposite."

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

Not even a single friend in his whole adult life. Not one.

Around when I first started following DSP I remember reading that PandaLee had friends over and DSP hid in his room and streamed.

(I've still never seen footage or tweets about the event, but would love to)

 

[Ruffian_Forever]

DSP scammed that poor guys superchat.

apparently cant read and answer, even in the downtime between matches.

thats really sad... poor wheelchair T_T £10 SC too which is about $14 i think

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

"My eyes are all blurred from looking at this game"

Wear your fucking glasses you moron

 

[Swallow Moon]

"The colors of the game are buggin my eyes out, I can't even read the leaderboard."

Lmao
He can't pile on enough excuses after this guy beat him with his own character

 

[Tips help me the most]

"My eyes are all blurred from looking at this game"

Wear your fucking glasses you moron

He'd love to if you guys would stop withholding funds and gave him $50, youre just being selfish and harming him!

Also can anyone tell me why he keeps saying everything is super armor in like every game?

Edit: The complaining about his eyes worked and he instantly got a $39 tip to hit the goal.. then says hes gonna wait to update to bait more tips, err I mean to focus on this next set of fights.

 

[Fragarach]

He'd love to if you guys would stop withholding funds and gave him $50, youre just being selfish and harming him!

Also can anyone tell me why he keeps saying everything is super armor in like every game?

Same reason everything is a meaty. He has to pretend he understand the FGC lingo when he legitimately has no idea what the hell he's talking about.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

He'd love to if you guys would stop withholding funds and gave him $50, youre just being selfish and harming him!

It fucking worked, too.
Some retard forked over 39$ for the glasses.

 

[Swallow Moon]

Why is he complaining about low jab mash, I swear he played gief doing just that and SPD.

Also can anyone tell me why he keeps saying everything is super armor in like every game?

King of Dinosaurs does have a lot of armour moves, and Clark has one or two.
A lot of the time otherwise he is just getting countered because his move is too slow or he's mashing though.

 

[Ruffian_Forever]

phil is a legit moron.. jab is apparently bad.

oh boy... hes not going to do well in kof

jab is a legit combo path in this game.... and he complains like this to make out the player is bad. dsp probably thinks he can get away with it since his viewers may not play fighting games

he was in a mirror match with dinosaur and its even funnier that dsp does the jab combo that he was just salty about... the guy taught dsp a combo. amazing.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Can't wait till he plays some guys who know what they are doing.
This game will definitely not last longer than 2 weeks and then he will be running back to dead ass ST.

He's going to do the same shit he did to VF5.

Play it for the first 3 weeks it's out, farm the noobs, then once they improve rage quit and proclaim how the game

• has garbage netcode
• Isn't like the old KOF
• pushes him to have to "work" to beat people
• duhh auto kombos are broken

Regardless of what option it is, his ego can't handle not winning 80% of his matches.

 

[Ruffian_Forever]

DSP is now calling every combo an auto combo lmao.. hes so desperate to make the opponent look bad.

the combos were real, auto combos are very fast and easy to see. its 3 hits that ends in a special or super.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

Now we got the triple wammy in one sentence.
"He is mashing buttons, scrub gameplay with autocombos and I couldn't block low because of lag"

Sodium levels rising

 

[Piece of Peace]

DSP scammed that poor guys superchat.

apparently cant read and answer, even in the downtime between matches.

thats really sad... poor wheelchair T_T £10 SC too which is about $14 i think

Even worse is when you consider how much this cuck has super chatted to DSP in only 6 months time.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Also can anyone tell me why he keeps saying everything is super armor in like every game?.

If Phil doesn’t see the enemy viscerally react to his character’s attacks then that means they have super armor, dood.

 

[SojiroSakura]

Holy shit... this might be the most I've ever heard him smashing that controller. Every attack he's rapid pressing those buttons like he's jerking his gout.

 

[Fragarach]

I literally open the stream and hear "All she does is mash! Just *mashes buttons*, it's stupid garbage gameplay!"

I forgot how salty Phil gets playing fighting games. This is honestly Phil at his most entertaining. Fuck "chill" streams, this is the kind of stuff Phil should focus on because this is that true khwality khantent. Dude mashes everything and the second his opponent hits him, "THEY'RE MASHING!". It's just a non-stop stream of excuses, it's nuts.

 

[Tips help me the most]

Holy shit... this might be the most I've ever heard him smashing that controller. Every attack he's rapid pressing those buttons like he's jerking his gout.

Smashing the controller? Rapid pressing buttons? I don't know who you're watching but these are things he says he doesn't do and has an honest man.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

Now he is using the exact same combo with Dinosaur which he blamed his opponnent for using prior.
You can't make this shit up

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Imagine playing alongside this dipshit in an arcade...


"uhhh I did nothing"

"WOAHHHH I NEVER PRESSED THAT!?"

"ACK ACK ACK Destroyed!!"

"I was blocking that!"

"You wouldn't have won if I picked Bison!"


No wonder people in the FGC hated him, he's annoying as fuck with the constant excuses.



"Wait you beat me twice??? You're a fucking scrub, who has no life and probably lives in his parents basement nuhuhuh."

"WOOH!!! I beat your ass, nuhuhuh I don't even know what I am doing. *leans back and smiles*