Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 379 14.2%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 393 14.8%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 12.0%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%

  • Total voters
    2,660
Good grief, what is she caterwauling about?

In that latest Tiktok in her car she just came from the gym and is super upset about fat people not having "safe spaces." (Which, by the way, the gym isn't a safe space for anyone, Tess, because it's a public space. You can't expect strangers in public spaces to know and cater to all your triggers.)

If some bro-dude was slinging fatty insults or she got an ugly generic troll comment at the gym she'd be cancelling them and raging and telling us the whole story, yet she's sobbing and being very vague. So what happened? It's honestly not like her to be weepy - she's usually bitchy.

I think it was something more like her trainer scolded her for taking selfies when she should be doing reps, or someone close to her called her out for bad behavior - maybe in regards to Bowie since she specifically mentioned being told she's a bad mom in her list of grievances in this video. Those tears were real and flowing which tells me this was a narc injury. Thoughts?
Maybe she just got some nasty looks? Which let’s face it, would be hard for people not to throw her way; or at least just stare at the spectacle that is Tess in public huffing and puffing and sweating on gym equipment.
 
Holy shit her droning voice can't even distract me from the jiggling. She's a bag of JELLO. Spoilered because this is extremely Islamic. PUT YOU TITS AWAY, she's literally crying in her car about meanies while not being able to FIT IN A SHIRT. I consider it performance art to bully your gross enormous body while you cry about it.


Ngl, I lost it at the part where she said "off my chest."

Five seconds into the video.

I had a hearty laugh for a good 30 seconds. Thanks, @Gay Mouth. This made my morning, bb
 
Holy shit her droning voice can't even distract me from the jiggling. She's a bag of JELLO. Spoilered because this is extremely Islamic. PUT YOU TITS AWAY, she's literally crying in her car about meanies while not being able to FIT IN A SHIRT. I consider it performance art to bully your gross enormous body while you cry about it.


Kind of hard to focus on her brave and stirring message when I am terrified that her right tit is about to pop out.
 
Maybe she just got some nasty looks? Which let’s face it, would be hard for people not to throw her way; or at least just stare at the spectacle that is Tess in public huffing and puffing and sweating on gym equipment.
I actually think she gets all kinds of stares, giggles and snarky remarks as a mega fat white girl in any slightly upscale places in LA. It’s because “lol fat” but also because morbid obesity is a sign of being poor, esp if you are white. Being poor in LA is worse than being unattractive, and her cheap polyester tarps just make her look poor, fat and trashy.

The only super morbidly obese “famous people” are TLC freak show participants. Hell even the chubby/small fat celebrities eventually go thin once they move to LA out of peer pressure. (Adele, Australian chick, etc..) Black women are the only ones that can get a pass if they have some legit talent.
 
How is USA not accomodating enough for deathfats?

Fuck yes people are gonna stare a near 500 lb blob at a gym. What does she expect? If you're a sideshow freak level fat, then people are going to look at you. With horror.
Tess would attract stares even in the Deep South at a gym, or even regular public spaces given her garish drag Queen level hair and make-up. People as obese as Tess have PT or sit at home doing grandma fitness activities to maybe get to the point a gym might be doable. Tess is at point her only real options are diet and just simple walking to try and keep from becoming bed bound.

She might not get noticed at a Wal-mart in Arkansas or Kentucky if she toned down the clown show.
 
I think it was something more like her trainer scolded her for taking selfies when she should be doing reps, or someone close to her called her out for bad behavior
If that happened, she would never set hoof in a gym again. Sora has only lasted this long by indulging Tess lolling about on the floor and oinking for a workout. Ryann insulates her insulated body with socialite remoras who #yassqueen and tit flop with her. Her whole THING the second you meet her is-

1. Look at my enormous body from every angle and state of undress
2. Praise me for it
3. Listen to my uneducated winge about the time someone didn't love my body
4. Remember if you ever don't like my body you're evil
5. WHY IS IT ALWAYS ABOUT MY BODY!

If I was a betting man, it’s that Tess knows her life is shit and there’s no real way out.
That little morsel of reality when she's trying to squeeze out a tear was fascinating. "There's no happy ending to this" Yeah. You can't change reality with lies. Tess' little life mission to change society into realizing fat people aren't lazy, narcissistic, delusional, overindulgent, alcoholic, classless, uneducated, stupid, discipline free, slothful, lying failures who neglect their children is slightly undercut by all the cakes and prostitution and lies. #FeedBowieBroccoli2022
I think this is just her realizing she’s fucked and there’s no option that would make her better off in terms of responsibilities or materialistic comforts.
She's absolutely fucked and she can't fart her way out of this paper bag. I know it's a little late, Santa, but this year I wish for the health spiral. Or maybe a truly botched vanity surgery.
 
Kind of hard to focus on her brave and stirring message when I am terrified that her right tit is about to pop out.
Glad to know i'm not the only one that noticed that Tess' titty wanted to pull a Janet Jackson. Her ThisAss is getting too big for bras now, and soon she's going to have to put those babies in a truss or scaffolding so they don't scrape the sidewalk
 
This video is an hour long:
1. Look at my enormous body from every angle and state of undress
2. Praise me for it
3. Listen to my uneducated winge about the time someone didn't love my body
4. Remember if you ever don't like my body you're evil
5. WHY IS IT ALWAYS ABOUT MY BODY!
 


For someone who claimed to have just been finished with a hard workout like Pilates, she sure is bone dry.
That's what gym towels are for. Don't tell me you're a dripper, Water-T.
 
@NoReturn I didn't want to rate you islamic, but when the second video finishes on this particular frame, there's no damned choice.
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Yes Ryann, the reason you're crying daily on parking lots is fat phobia. Not the insane amounts of junk food, alcohol you consume or the fact your bodyfat percentage is over 60%. Not the excess adipose tissue making you sick and depressed, nope.

It's pretty incredible - she could lose 200 lbs and still be seen as fat gorl even in the FA circles, but she would probably be much happier and healthier.
 
I actually think she gets all kinds of stares, giggles and snarky remarks as a mega fat white girl in any slightly upscale places in LA. It’s because “lol fat” but also because morbid obesity is a sign of being poor, esp if you are white. Being poor in LA is worse than being unattractive, and her cheap polyester tarps just make her look poor, fat and trashy.

The only super morbidly obese “famous people” are TLC freak show participants. Hell even the chubby/small fat celebrities eventually go thin once they move to LA out of peer pressure. (Adele, Australian chick, etc..) Black women are the only ones that can get a pass if they have some legit talent.
Do we think there’s any chance of a bariatric surgery saga to lose the weight in Tess’s future, a la Alexandra “Learning to be Fearless” (who is failing, as we all know) or is Tess truly too far down the HAES/FA rabbit hole? I know her tattoos would be destroyed by skin removal after a significant loss, but some part of me has a feeling she will have to give in to extreme measures like bypass surgery if she wants to stay at all relevant. Surely she knows her star is fading, with no legitimate work on the horizon? I know she would lose the BoPo crowd, but perhaps she’d gain the audience of other fats trying to get healthy? Optimistic, I know.
 
Do we think there’s any chance of a bariatric surgery saga to lose the weight in Tess’s future, a la Alexandra “Learning to be Fearless” (who is failing, as we all know) or is Tess truly too far down the HAES/FA rabbit hole? I know her tattoos would be destroyed by skin removal after a significant loss, but some part of me has a feeling she will have to give in to extreme measures like bypass surgery if she wants to stay at all relevant. Surely she knows her star is fading, with no legitimate work on the horizon? I know she would lose the BoPo crowd, but perhaps she’d gain the audience of other fats trying to get healthy? Optimistic, I know.
Ryann is way too lazy to do that (and I reckon she has no money for that). She lives for instant gratification and giving up the rush of fast food. I'm sure she knows she's fucked up and her body is falling apart.
 
This video is an hour long:
I love this dude. Could have done without the coof sperging but he wasn't exactly wrong about that either. Him saying he would absolutely help her lose weight...my God, would I love to see that. But he's right, she'll never do it.

I'd never actually watched one of Tess' videos before. She is so full of shit I'm amazed it doesn't ooze out of her eyes. "I'm not the problem, YOU are! YOU'RE mentally ill! YOU hate yourself!" Project harder, bitch.
 
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