Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Is that what your doctor gave you to lose some weight? What did the medical experts on 4chan tell you?
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Bro, if only you knew. I got them mad gorilla gains now.
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Badungus Kabungus said:
Bro, if only you knew. I got them mad gorilla gains now.
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Not gonna lie, that made me dry heave. Mumkey Jones ate some monkey biscuits during a wheel of punishment and described the taste as similar to dog food/pet food. This anon's kitchen probably smells like a Petco.

Unfortunately, it seems the video is lost to time but I will never forget Mumkey's reaction to eating those biscuits.
 
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BULLY HUNTER_77 said:
Not gonna lie, that made me dry heave. Mumkey Jones ate some monkey biscuits during a wheel of punishment and described the taste as similar to dog food/pet food. This anon's kitchen probably smells like a Petco.

Unfortunately, it seems the video is lost to time but I will never forget Mumkey's reaction to eating those biscuits.
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I'm sure there are different brands and such. Anon said it tasted bland and flavorless, someone else in that screencap mentioned there's a banana flavor. Ingredients don't look too gnarly, not much different from a beyond meat burger.
 
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Badungus Kabungus said:
I'm sure there are different brands and such. Anon said it tasted bland and flavorless, someone else in that screencap mentioned there's a banana flavor. Ingredients don't look too gnarly, not much different from a beyond meat burger.
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Bruh, IDK about this particular 4chan meme. I would literally rather get vaxxed than eat monkey biscuits - especially considering that the vaccine has been tested on more humans than monkey food. One of the ingredients was soybean hulls - as in the non-food part of the plant. That's gotta taste like hay or straw that you'd feed a horse or guinea pig.
 
BULLY HUNTER_77 said:
Bruh, IDK about this particular 4chan meme. I would literally rather get vaxxed than eat monkey biscuits - especially considering that the vaccine has been tested on more humans than monkey food. One of the ingredients was soybean hulls - as in the non-food part of the plant. That's gotta taste like hay or straw that you'd feed a horse or guinea pig.
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I got the premium shit, the stuff dictators get for their private zoos. Not pleb-tier monkey chow like anon.
 
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Badungus Kabungus said:
I got the premium shit, the stuff dictators get for their private zoos. Not pleb-tier monkey chow like anon.
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Okay, maybe this is our new bet then. It's obvious that a monetary bet between you and HHH is never going to happen.

My proposal is as follows: @Badungus Kabungus eats his premium, dictator private zoo approved monkey biscuits. @Hollywood Hulk Hogan takes his doctor recommended COVID boosters as they become available.

First one to develop a medical issue due to their life choices is the loser.
 
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BULLY HUNTER_77 said:
Okay, maybe this is our new bet then. It's obvious that a monetary bet between you and HHH is never going to happen.

My proposal is as follows: @Badungus Kabungus eats his premium, dictator private zoo approved monkey biscuits. @Hollywood Hulk Hogan takes his doctor recommended COVID boosters as they become available.

First one to develop a medical issue due to their life choices is the loser.
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I'll have to mull it over. Having some supplier issues with the biscuits right now due to a certain shortage in a certain country. The boys in the lab are trying to find an appropriate substitute but so far not much luck.
 
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Badungus Kabungus said:
I'll have to mull it over. Having some supplier issues with the biscuits right now due to a certain shortage in a certain country. The boys in the lab are trying to find an appropriate substitute but so far not much luck.
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You're a gigantic fag.
 
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BULLY HUNTER_77 said:
Okay, maybe this is our new bet then. It's obvious that a monetary bet between you and HHH is never going to happen.

My proposal is as follows: @Badungus Kabungus eats his premium, dictator private zoo approved monkey biscuits. @Hollywood Hulk Hogan takes his doctor recommended COVID boosters as they become available.

First one to develop a medical issue due to their life choices is the loser.
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He knows he is wrong to trust boomer Facebook memes, so he's terrified to make the bet (just like how he is terrified of a little jab, wearing a mask, minorities, getting a job, and proper diet and exercise). However, since he's a good little Republican, he has to be anti-vax because Tucker Carlson told him to be
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
He knows he is wrong to trust boomer Facebook memes, so he's terrified to make the bet (just like how he is terrified of a little jab, wearing a mask, minorities, getting a job, and proper diet and exercise). However, since he's a good little Republican, he has to be anti-vax because Tucker Carlson told him to be
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Shows how little you know. I have lunch with Tucker Carlson and Hunter Biden at the country club all the time and he hasn't said anything along those lines.
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
He knows he is wrong to trust boomer Facebook memes, so he's terrified to make the bet (just like how he is terrified of a little jab, wearing a mask, minorities, getting a job, and proper diet and exercise). However, since he's a good little Republican, he has to be anti-vax because Tucker Carlson told him to be
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That's interesting, but doubtful.
 
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