Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,450 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.5%

  • Total voters
    2,597
If the court dismisses this and orders it to arbitration, he'll appeal it as high as he can
That's why the judge should grant the motion to compel, and stay the case pending the results of arbitration. That way Russ can't appeal.
1. The Court views this as something that can be mediated between the parties, so the Mediation Office is providing more time of its own accord so the parties can settle and get this off of the Court's docket.
Good point, and something I have not considered. I had, rather foolishly, assumed that once the mediation date was over, that the whole matter was tossed as failed. It is possible that while both sides could not come to an agreement, they agreed to keep talking about it.

Two issues with this:

1. Mediation started in January. I believe had it resumed, they would have either come to an agreement (which would have been seen on the docket) or stopped trying.

2. Had the Mediation resumed, it should have shown the other dates in the docket.

Overall, I'm not quite sure this is the case
The Court is completely swamped with other cases of greater importance, and has determined that delaying this appeal would not provide any prejudice to Shitlips.
The court does not have a deadline on which it should have made its ruling. It could have received Russ' brief and just not read it until later instead of what it is doing now.
By what process does a court issue time extensions? Do they regularly review their caseload and extend ongoing deadlines (or does a clerk)? Or has someone taken an interest in this case and made an effort to make a motion about it in particular?
Usually Court gives (or denies) time extensions when asked. They can, however, decide to grant it themselves without any motions from either party because it feels like the party they are granting more time to needs it. That is fairly rare. A lot more common is them granting time when asked (not as common as in the appellate courts). What is happening now is not particularly common, and I would like to know the reasoning behind it
Just to be clear... the appeals court decided to unilaterally grant Russhole more time to file his brief?
The appellate court decided to give him more time, yes, without any request.
Ahh, what the fuck. More legal fees for Null.
Why would this impact him in literally any way?
I'm a bit out of sync given the ddos-tomorrow is the day the fremantle judge has to make the call, right?
No.
 
The Earth turns on its axis, new life springs forth and then returns to the dust, empires rise and fall, great secrets are discovered and then forgotten, but, throughout the eons, Russell remains exactly the same.

I'm sad that we'll never get to hear anything about it. I'm dying to hear how much they'll charge him for attorney fees!
You never know. Russell's next literary masterpiece (or next social media diatribe) could vomit out all this information in the hope of showing how unfair and bad the judge was.

Come on, everyone knows that people with seven fingers on one hand tend to create things slightly off-center.

What the frick?

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Will you please remind me, is that the original version, or is that a version that's been photoshopped to have even more fingers on it?

I mean, this seems consistent to me. 53% have dealt with cyberbullying at least once, and 38% deal with it every day
Agreed. Russell's made-up statistics are consistent.
 
Will you please remind me, is that the original version, or is that a version that's been photoshopped to have even more fingers on it?
It's not the original, but the shooping was done by Rusty himself (he removed the words Taylor Swift and in the process gave himself extra fingers because inept).
 
Sorry i cant keep up with this thread outside of highlights. Mediation was mentioned for the kiwifarms case? Has mediation actually been happening? Or is the court trying to urge it to happen but it is not, and that is why the court is making extensions that no one is asking for?
 
Sorry i cant keep up with this thread outside of highlights.
1. This was in the highlights
2. Read the OP. @Cryin RN constantly updates it with all the relevant to know info.
Mediation was mentioned for the kiwifarms case?
On the appellate level, yes.
Has mediation actually been happening?
It happened in January, and as far as we know (and according to the docket) it happened only that one time
 
Him going this far and not realizing these efforts are cringey at best is peak Russell. It just goes to shows exactly how unhinged he really is. If it were a normal person you'd laugh and wonder how the fuck they haven't realized this is creepy and scares women off more than anything, but Russel being Russel thinks it has to work the gorillianth time. My schizophrenic friend who admitted himself to the hospital because "god was telling me to kill my parents" is a thousand times more sane than Russ.
 
1. This was in the highlights
2. Read the OP. @Cryin RN constantly updates it with all the relevant to know info.

On the appellate level, yes.

It happened in January, and as far as we know (and according to the docket) it happened only that one time
Ah sorry, did not think to go back to the OP, nice work @Cryin RN
 
It doesn't translate to more billable hours for Skordas?
Doing what exactly? I was not aware Skordas could bill Null for not doing anything. Skordas starts working when Russ submits his brief. Right now he's not doing anything (unless they are all in super secret mediation for over a month now, and the court simply forgot to mention each and every session bar one)
 
I see where Russhole went wrong here.

He didn't mention his disability in any of his comments. I'm sure if this chick knew about Russhole's plights, she would've dropped everything and hopped on the first available plane to Vegas just so she could suck him his penis to make him feel better.
The Simpson-esque pfp seals the deal.
 
News of Taylor Swift's impending nuptials gladdened my heart, not because I care a jot for Swift who I always assumed was a lesbian with plastic genitals (wrong on the first count, it would seem) but because her marriage will upset the arch sex creep, Russell 'accommodations' Greer, whose runtish physique is the fairground mirror-image of his stunted soul. He deserves nothing less than a lifetime of loneliness and frustration.

Greer will, of course, be unable to regard Swift slipping through his fingers as anything other than an unfathomable cosmic injustice. He cannot sue God, but you know that he would if he could.

With a dystopian future looming on the horizon of Russel Greer's marginal existence, where a fraction of his hooker fund is garnished to pay his legal bills, I can see him looking for new distractions beyond the law courts and the swinging dick of Greg Skordas.

Enter Russell Greer the wedding crasher, turning up at the marriage ceremonies of the girls he has been stalking online dressed in his greasy suit, augmented by a garish carnation plucked from a trembling cellophane bouquet in a wire rack, on the forecourt of a petrol station. Greer operates on the same mentality as a 7-year-old who attends an Arsenal game with his football boots, on the off-chance that the centre forward can't play, and the team need to recruit a substitute from the crowd.

There he stands, the very model of a 21st century gentlemen, pounding on the glass wall of a sealed balcony, overlooking the church interior, like Dustin Hoffman at end of The Graduate (spoilers for The Graduate) his mobius-blurred speech muffled by the thickness of the double-glazing, as he vanishes into a be-spittled mist of his own self-generated condensation, leaving an oily silhouette in his wake.

A more plausible scenario would be Russell Greer, the low-wattage bunny boiler. I would put money down on him being unable to resist sending Swift a card, or perhaps a floral arrangement, congratulating her on her engagement in that bitter and passive aggressive turn of phrase that he has made his own. This will be accompanied by a photo of Greer, bearing the message: “You could have had me, babe,” along with his phone number “in case you change your mind.”
 
He cannot sue God, but you know that he would if he could.
You can sue God. One woman even (allegedly) won against God in court. One of the most recent lawsuits against God was in 2007 by Nebraska Senator seeking an injunction against God to stop him from making terroristic threats, and causing "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants.". The suit was dismissed, though, due to issues with trying to serve the complaint against God.
 
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You can sue God. One woman even (allegedly) won against God in court. One of the most recent lawsuits against God was in 2007 by Nebraska Senator seeking an injunction against God to stop him from making terroristic threats, and causing "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants.". The suit was dismissed, though, due to issues with trying to serve the complaint against God.
Logically though, since there are people who claim to be prophets, and prophets speak for God according to the Bible, wouldn't a prophet be authorized to accept service on behalf of the Almighty?
 
News of Taylor Swift's impending nuptials gladdened my heart, not because I care a jot for Swift who I always assumed was a lesbian with plastic genitals (wrong on the first count, it would seem) but because her marriage will upset the arch sex creep, Russell 'accommodations' Greer, whose runtish physique is the fairground mirror-image of his stunted soul. He deserves nothing less than a lifetime of loneliness and frustration.

Greer will, of course, be unable to regard Swift slipping through his fingers as anything other than an unfathomable cosmic injustice. He cannot sue God, but you know that he would if he could.

With a dystopian future looming on the horizon of Russel Greer's marginal existence, where a fraction of his hooker fund is garnished to pay his legal bills, I can see him looking for new distractions beyond the law courts and the swinging dick of Greg Skordas.

Enter Russell Greer the wedding crasher, turning up at the marriage ceremonies of the girls he has been stalking online dressed in his greasy suit, augmented by a garish carnation plucked from a trembling cellophane bouquet in a wire rack, on the forecourt of a petrol station. Greer operates on the same mentality as a 7-year-old who attends an Arsenal game with his football boots, on the off-chance that the centre forward can't play, and the team need to recruit a substitute from the crowd.

There he stands, the very model of a 21st century gentlemen, pounding on the glass wall of a sealed balcony, overlooking the church interior, like Dustin Hoffman at end of The Graduate (spoilers for The Graduate) his mobius-blurred speech muffled by the thickness of the double-glazing, as he vanishes into a be-spittled mist of his own self-generated condensation, leaving an oily silhouette in his wake.

A more plausible scenario would be Russell Greer, the low-wattage bunny boiler. I would put money down on him being unable to resist sending Swift a card, or perhaps a floral arrangement, congratulating her on her engagement in that bitter and passive aggressive turn of phrase that he has made his own. This will be accompanied by a photo of Greer, bearing the message: “You could have had me, babe,” along with his phone number “in case you change your mind.”
He'd show up to the wedding planning on running out into the aisle when the preacher said, 'If anyone has reason why this couple shouldn't be married, let them speak now or forever hold their peace,' so he could inform Taylor that she hasn't given him a chance yet, so there's still a chance that she could like him more and therefore she owes it to herself (and to Russell) to give him a try (between the sheets) so she can experience what it's like being loved by a nice guy.
 
He'd show up to the wedding planning on running out into the aisle when the preacher said, 'If anyone has reason why this couple shouldn't be married, let them speak now or forever hold their peace,' so he could inform Taylor that she hasn't given him a chance yet, so there's still a chance that she could like him more and therefore she owes it to herself (and to Russell) to give him a try (between the sheets) so she can experience what it's like being loved by a nice guy.
And everyone would be asking " What did that drunken idiot say?"
 
Logically though, since there are people who claim to be prophets, and prophets speak for God according to the Bible, wouldn't a prophet be authorized to accept service on behalf of the Almighty?
That prophet would probably have to be verifiably chosen by God for the explicit purpose of receiving service. Otherwise, probably no.
 
You do indeed. JAMS is a third-party who does arbitration for a fee, and to file his case with them, shitlips would have to pay a filing fee of $1,750. Fremantle would then be required to pay their own filing fee of the same amount to file their response, or else they'd be in default.
There are actually two defendants. The other is Marathon. I'm not sure whether it would be in thirds or whether the arbitrator would just acknowledge that they're essentially the same defendant and Russhole only named one of them to try to weasel out of the arbitration agreement.

I wouldn't honestly be surprised if they actually did still uphold their offer to pay Russhole's share. I think they won't because they've gone full ham on him after he turned down their incredibly reasonable offer. But these seem like nice people, at least as media shark lawyers go.
 
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