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My best guess is that, if he does go back, it will be to distribute photocopies of this letter (similarly to how he wanted Rocky to distribute copies of his manifesto to everyone at WUMUC).
(11/29) Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers
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My best guess is that, if he does go back, it will be to distribute photocopies of this letter (similarly to how he wanted Rocky to distribute copies of his manifesto to everyone at WUMUC).
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I'm also going to point out his threat to report the man to the Better Business Beaurea is meaningless for two reasons, ignoring the obvious reasons of him just being some random sperg to them.
1) Holding multiple jobs is not something the BBB cares about, nor do they care about the moral turpitude of employees of the business, merely the business as a whole.
2) The BBB isn't any sort of regulatory agency to begin with, it's essentially the precursor to, and as a nonprofit a less corrupt version of, places like Yelp or Angies List.
1) Holding multiple jobs is not something the BBB cares about, nor do they care about the moral turpitude of employees of the business, merely the business as a whole.
2) The BBB isn't any sort of regulatory agency to begin with, it's essentially the precursor to, and as a nonprofit a less corrupt version of, places like Yelp or Angies List.
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Oh I know they don't have to let him in at any point ever. At some point, however, Chris is going to try. The only question is how long he will wait. Is he actually stupid enough to try while he still has the suspended sentence hanging over his head? Can he exercise enough self restraint to not have it turn into jail time?
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This truly explains why Chris has been banned by basically every store in town.
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I dunno, man, Chris always finds a way to top himself in the crazy conspiracy theory shit.
This is the first time I can recall of him accusing somebody of having a secret family.
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Lesson learned.
Look, if Chris was capable of sustained, realistic improvement to his behavior or personality it would have manifested a loooong time ago.
His logic is that of a 6 year old and has been for 2o years now. You might see nuanced changes, but he basically wants what he wants how he wants it. Everything is permissible to those ends.
He wants a woman. Pretty girl a lesbian? No problem, he's a woman. Pretty girl straight? Hey, he's perfect with his damn near 7 incher.
Doesn't want banned. Knows he's supposed to apologize, so he does, but makes it a point to mention repeatedly none of it is his fault and in many ways the blame lies with GameStop.
He doesn't accept even the most basic responsibility for his own actions. He is incapable of the development some people seem to ascribe to him.
MathPuppy
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The final minute of this video has made me laugh a lot harder than any CWC content has in a long time.
Coffee Overdose
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Look on the bright side. Chris changed his fanbase from a few billion members to a few million.
I'd say we made some progress.
I'd say we made some progress.
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There's something about the holiday season that gets Chris going. And giving.
Never stop giving, you lovable oaf.
Never stop giving, you lovable oaf.
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You never know!
Chris is obviously a complete fool, but I think the fear of jail time might keep him "in line" a little longer. I can definitely see him showing up at one of these places the second his probation ends, however.
He's like a bratty little child who doesn't get his way. Doesn't wanna get his ass paddled, but will push and push until it's right at that point, then retract like a little bitch.
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Look at Barb to see where he learned that from. Chris have become Barb, destroyer or income. (and sanity)
My question is, how is Chris going to manage pepper-spraying an employee from each of these stores in time before he gets arrested?
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okay kiddies let's review
*new Chris video? check
*energy level up? check
*new occasions for freak pointing? check
*new lulz and face palming ? check
*thousands to millions of new customers running to BestBuy and GameStop? check
EVERBODY WINS!
*new Chris video? check
*energy level up? check
*new occasions for freak pointing? check
*new lulz and face palming ? check
*thousands to millions of new customers running to BestBuy and GameStop? check
EVERBODY WINS!
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So rather than just write "Sorry I maced you, please let me be unbanned" in the letter he immediately goes into a long explanation about Blarms and his weird "protest" aka vandalism and somehow manages to get off on a tangent about his father's military service. Then goes on to threaten them with 'bad karma' if they continue to 'discriminate against' him?
I guess in general, in a letter about how he's learned his lesson, he sure does seem to make a lot of demands.
Then after reading this dumb meandering autistic letter...he threatens them with loss of business unless they lift the ban. Cause that'll work. Either someone is really pulling his strings or he hasn't learned a single thing since 2007. If he's this fucking stupid why not just bring back the attraction sign? I'm sure we'll see that soon enough the way its going now.
I guess in general, in a letter about how he's learned his lesson, he sure does seem to make a lot of demands.
Then after reading this dumb meandering autistic letter...he threatens them with loss of business unless they lift the ban. Cause that'll work. Either someone is really pulling his strings or he hasn't learned a single thing since 2007. If he's this fucking stupid why not just bring back the attraction sign? I'm sure we'll see that soon enough the way its going now.
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He didn't learn from getting charged with petty assault, or whatever the hell they actually felt was worth their time charging him with.
Because you know having close proximity to a mace blast is fucking fun right.
Anyone would get away with that... RIGHT?
Because you know having close proximity to a mace blast is fucking fun right.
Anyone would get away with that... RIGHT?
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Preliminary transcript:
Hello to all my loyal fans over the internet. This is Christine Chandler coming to you live once again from my house here. And uh, because I have not received a response I have a letter that I had, had written on November 12th, 2015, which that was a Thursday. And I believe I sent it um, either that same day or the day after on Friday. But anyway, uh, I’m going to read this letter and if you, and it’s addressing definitely to the local GameStops in Charlottesville, Virginia, all four of them, as well as Fashion Square Mall and, believe it or not, even the Best Buy. So without furder adoo, I’m going to read this letter.
Yeah, and unfortunately I did not know his name, so he’s referred to as sir and what-, and similar pronouns. So anyway, I wrote, uh, “Dear Yellow-Shirt Assistant Manager of the Fashion Square GameStop. I never got your name, I’m sorry. To preface this letter, I most humbly apologize for everything I have done as of the release date of the Sonic Boom video games, around November 11th, 2014, in regards to the protest of SEGA changing Sonic the Hedgehog’s arm color to blue from tan. More recently I have learned that the next console Sonic the Hedgehog game, his arm cumber will be back to tan, and therefore I have concluded the protest against SEGA and made the official statement on my Facebook group page, FIX SONIC’S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!! To recap and make the story short, in the, in Sonic Boom, SEGA had changed Sonic’s arm color. I felt most upset about it. I protested by discouraging the purchase of said games and related Sonic Boom merchandise, and encouraging sending everything Sonic Boom back to SEGA. I had contacted SEGA of America. I received not good responses on the topic. I caused male, I caused malcontent against me and my peaceful protest.” I ended up banned from the four local above GameStops, and aside from handing the udder three locals, where I sent a carbon copy as well.
(loses place) Ah, da da da da da da da....Alright, um, “And upon the final major shock to my fear, paranoia, and nervous system at the Fashion Square location, I retaliated with a show of pepper spray container and left with a show of what was originally meant to be a warning to not ban me ever, scaring the living crap out of me, or just plain giving me a bad day. It turned out to be a more worse day for everyone. And since then, the jail time kept me from getting very important and detailed packing done for moving back to my renovated house on the following December 31st, 2014. Also, I had emptied the thing of pepper spray, downward into a nearby hole—big hole—outside, and disposed of said canister into the hole. I did not have any pepper spray on me since, court dates were had and maintained, along with respective mental therapy and analysis towards the fact that I had felt most overwhelmed, paranoid, and wanting to defend myself from such being banned and personal attacks to me. And upon the court’s conclusion, the whole mess has become over with, and all should be resolved, as I am praying to achieve today.
“Upon the recent conclusion of reversing the arm-color change among the udder details, while related, had little to do with the protest, including game glitches, story content, whatever, I understand and realize that the protest was not only a waste of time and energy, ultimately, but that it was among the worst mistakes I have ever done in my life, not counting what the internet haters had blackmailed me into performing and video-recording since 2007. And I most deeply and seriously regret having begun the useless protest in the first place, and I more regret ultimately feeling need to defend myself and spritzing pepper spray at you, the Yellow-Shirt Assistant Manager. (looks at camera) I am really, very sorry.
“And with all that, I most humbly request to be unbanned from all of the local GameStops in Charlottesville, Virginia. I will be most appreciative of not being forced to waste gas money to go out of town and most distance, as far as the one GameStop within the US military housing...of Fort Lee! Here in Virginia. Fort Lee! And, appreciating the soldiers who helped defend the United States after my father, Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr., having served around World War Two, stationed in Seoul, Korea, in the Signal Corps. I am serious. I did do that. I had required pre-owned Pikachu Amiibo figures for materials for my Sonichu figures that I make and sell on Etsy, on my shop, Cwcville Shopping.
“But I digress. Not only will I be most appreciative, but I will bring good karma to you and all the other employees of your GameStop, and the other three GameStops as well. And we can all be forgiven and forget the whole mess in good strides of the future. (hand flourish) Everyone wins. But if I am left banned, then everyone loses, with the most heavy symbolic hippopotamus of guilt, shame, and loathing upon yourselves, because (clenches fist) not only are you most discriminating against one person, but a high-functioning autistic, lesbian trans woman, famous author, with headache-inducing mental handicaps, who would never intentionally or unintentionally harm any living thing without any reason whatsoever. Again, everyone loses if I am left banned from errywhere!
“And speaking of yellow-shirted friend, I believe you either have a secret family within or are moon-, moonlighting at the Best Buy in Charlottesville as well. To make this, to make that story short, a few days after I got out of jail on December 28th, 2014, and I had absolutely no pepper spray on my person whatsoever, because as I had mentioned earlier, I had emptied the canister and disposed of the can-, canister. I had done nothing at the Best Buy prior to that day. And a certain manager spokes the living crap outta me, tellin’ me I was not welcome there, that I was banned from there. I had asked why. He did not give me any answer. Then I reached into my bag to get some money out, little funds to see if I could pay my way out of this. I had not said anything about the pepper spray whatsoever, but I put my hand in the bag, and his subordinate shouts, ‘He’s going for the pepper spray!’ I stopped in surprise after hearing that. Ultimately, I left the store. I had gone there again months later to be met with the same shpiel, and no answer to why. I even went over dere head, on the telephone, to try to resolve it. Nothing.
Then last Tuesday, November 10th, I went there once again to buy LEGO Dimensions Pack with a ten-dollar certificate. I got met in the back of the store with the shpiel once again, and this time I asked why and I finally got the answer. They said that I, quote, threatened them with pepper spray, and we have video footage, unquote. But again, that first time they said anything about me not being welcome there, I had not, nor ever, threatened anyone at that store. Nor had I any pepper spray on any of my visits there, then, and prior.
“Therefore, I faff, I feel I have to pin the blame onto you, sir, for that, my yellow-shirted friend. Either of having family there, or giving me more of a difficult time--(misreads) and giving me more of a difficult time, then I was already going under. Or, you do have a second job between the GameStop and the Best Buy. Hmm! And I would expect, that might be something the Better Business Bureau might like to hear, perhaps? So once again, you can eff, give everyone good karma by forgiving me and forgetting the whole mess, and unbanning me from these four GameStops, as well as the one Best Buy, and thus allowing me to be welcomed back to Fashion Square Mall as well. Everyone wins. Good peace of mind. Or leave me banned from everywhere, and nobody wins with the hippopotamus weights upon each of our heads forever!
“And I reiterate, I am really very sorry for pepper-spraying you. I am really very sorry for making the protest against SEGA in the first place. I have no pepper spray, and I promise never to cause anyone harm or trouble ever again. All that needs to be done for full peaceful resolutions is to unban me from everywhere. And I have stated in this later. Please, do the positive thing, and bring good karma upon us all. I’m looking towards, I’m looking forward to a written, detailed response from you and everyone who gets this letter, documenting that I am no longer banned from the Charlottesville, Virginia GameStops, and Best Buy, and Fashion Square. Thank you and have a very good and safe day. Sincerely, Christine Weston Chandler.”
But, right now, it’s November 29th, more than two weeks since I mailed the letter to all f-, four said locations at the GameStops, and I have not heard anything. Therefore, I am making this video. I (shakes fist), Christine Weston Chandler, am quite upset by not receiving any response whatsoever. No-, as well as still being banned from not only the four GameStops, but the two other places as well, Best Buy here, and Fashion Square. And, I am it-, I am issuing an embargo on all GameStops, as well as GameStop.com. And every one of my thousands to millions of fans worldwide, I encourage you all to follow me in this embargo! Never con-, never go to or conduct any business at any GameStop location anywhere. Do not even go to GameStop.com. US, UK, anywhere in the four websites. None of them. Do not go to any of those places. As well as, I am not, I am banning Best Buy as well. No Best Buy, no BestBuy.com, no Best Buy UK, whatever. As well as all Simon shopping malls! (dramatic glasses removal) I’m very serious in this. Your lack of response has left me most upset! My yellow-shirted foe! (pounds knee) Mm! And you will lose business because of this! And if you do not have me unbanned from all four of the local GameStops, as well as the Best Buy, and Fashion Square...(pounds knee again) this multi-person ban from you all will still continue on. So you think about that. Bring back good karma to us all, or pretty much be damned. (shouting now) You’re discriminating against the LGBT community as well as the autism community! You decided to hate against us, when you hate against me. And we all know that love and friendship conquers hatred, and does a lot better. It could prevent a lot of wars, if we take to the l-, lessons learned from the positive friendship TV shows that are made available, including My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic and The Care Bears.
So anyway, embargo on the GameStops, the Best Buy, and Simon shopping malls, begins right now! (points at camera) Game over, GameStop. (deep voice) Gaaaame over! El huego asacabado!
Hello to all my loyal fans over the internet. This is Christine Chandler coming to you live once again from my house here. And uh, because I have not received a response I have a letter that I had, had written on November 12th, 2015, which that was a Thursday. And I believe I sent it um, either that same day or the day after on Friday. But anyway, uh, I’m going to read this letter and if you, and it’s addressing definitely to the local GameStops in Charlottesville, Virginia, all four of them, as well as Fashion Square Mall and, believe it or not, even the Best Buy. So without furder adoo, I’m going to read this letter.
Yeah, and unfortunately I did not know his name, so he’s referred to as sir and what-, and similar pronouns. So anyway, I wrote, uh, “Dear Yellow-Shirt Assistant Manager of the Fashion Square GameStop. I never got your name, I’m sorry. To preface this letter, I most humbly apologize for everything I have done as of the release date of the Sonic Boom video games, around November 11th, 2014, in regards to the protest of SEGA changing Sonic the Hedgehog’s arm color to blue from tan. More recently I have learned that the next console Sonic the Hedgehog game, his arm cumber will be back to tan, and therefore I have concluded the protest against SEGA and made the official statement on my Facebook group page, FIX SONIC’S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!! To recap and make the story short, in the, in Sonic Boom, SEGA had changed Sonic’s arm color. I felt most upset about it. I protested by discouraging the purchase of said games and related Sonic Boom merchandise, and encouraging sending everything Sonic Boom back to SEGA. I had contacted SEGA of America. I received not good responses on the topic. I caused male, I caused malcontent against me and my peaceful protest.” I ended up banned from the four local above GameStops, and aside from handing the udder three locals, where I sent a carbon copy as well.
(loses place) Ah, da da da da da da da....Alright, um, “And upon the final major shock to my fear, paranoia, and nervous system at the Fashion Square location, I retaliated with a show of pepper spray container and left with a show of what was originally meant to be a warning to not ban me ever, scaring the living crap out of me, or just plain giving me a bad day. It turned out to be a more worse day for everyone. And since then, the jail time kept me from getting very important and detailed packing done for moving back to my renovated house on the following December 31st, 2014. Also, I had emptied the thing of pepper spray, downward into a nearby hole—big hole—outside, and disposed of said canister into the hole. I did not have any pepper spray on me since, court dates were had and maintained, along with respective mental therapy and analysis towards the fact that I had felt most overwhelmed, paranoid, and wanting to defend myself from such being banned and personal attacks to me. And upon the court’s conclusion, the whole mess has become over with, and all should be resolved, as I am praying to achieve today.
“Upon the recent conclusion of reversing the arm-color change among the udder details, while related, had little to do with the protest, including game glitches, story content, whatever, I understand and realize that the protest was not only a waste of time and energy, ultimately, but that it was among the worst mistakes I have ever done in my life, not counting what the internet haters had blackmailed me into performing and video-recording since 2007. And I most deeply and seriously regret having begun the useless protest in the first place, and I more regret ultimately feeling need to defend myself and spritzing pepper spray at you, the Yellow-Shirt Assistant Manager. (looks at camera) I am really, very sorry.
“And with all that, I most humbly request to be unbanned from all of the local GameStops in Charlottesville, Virginia. I will be most appreciative of not being forced to waste gas money to go out of town and most distance, as far as the one GameStop within the US military housing...of Fort Lee! Here in Virginia. Fort Lee! And, appreciating the soldiers who helped defend the United States after my father, Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr., having served around World War Two, stationed in Seoul, Korea, in the Signal Corps. I am serious. I did do that. I had required pre-owned Pikachu Amiibo figures for materials for my Sonichu figures that I make and sell on Etsy, on my shop, Cwcville Shopping.
“But I digress. Not only will I be most appreciative, but I will bring good karma to you and all the other employees of your GameStop, and the other three GameStops as well. And we can all be forgiven and forget the whole mess in good strides of the future. (hand flourish) Everyone wins. But if I am left banned, then everyone loses, with the most heavy symbolic hippopotamus of guilt, shame, and loathing upon yourselves, because (clenches fist) not only are you most discriminating against one person, but a high-functioning autistic, lesbian trans woman, famous author, with headache-inducing mental handicaps, who would never intentionally or unintentionally harm any living thing without any reason whatsoever. Again, everyone loses if I am left banned from errywhere!
“And speaking of yellow-shirted friend, I believe you either have a secret family within or are moon-, moonlighting at the Best Buy in Charlottesville as well. To make this, to make that story short, a few days after I got out of jail on December 28th, 2014, and I had absolutely no pepper spray on my person whatsoever, because as I had mentioned earlier, I had emptied the canister and disposed of the can-, canister. I had done nothing at the Best Buy prior to that day. And a certain manager spokes the living crap outta me, tellin’ me I was not welcome there, that I was banned from there. I had asked why. He did not give me any answer. Then I reached into my bag to get some money out, little funds to see if I could pay my way out of this. I had not said anything about the pepper spray whatsoever, but I put my hand in the bag, and his subordinate shouts, ‘He’s going for the pepper spray!’ I stopped in surprise after hearing that. Ultimately, I left the store. I had gone there again months later to be met with the same shpiel, and no answer to why. I even went over dere head, on the telephone, to try to resolve it. Nothing.
Then last Tuesday, November 10th, I went there once again to buy LEGO Dimensions Pack with a ten-dollar certificate. I got met in the back of the store with the shpiel once again, and this time I asked why and I finally got the answer. They said that I, quote, threatened them with pepper spray, and we have video footage, unquote. But again, that first time they said anything about me not being welcome there, I had not, nor ever, threatened anyone at that store. Nor had I any pepper spray on any of my visits there, then, and prior.
“Therefore, I faff, I feel I have to pin the blame onto you, sir, for that, my yellow-shirted friend. Either of having family there, or giving me more of a difficult time--(misreads) and giving me more of a difficult time, then I was already going under. Or, you do have a second job between the GameStop and the Best Buy. Hmm! And I would expect, that might be something the Better Business Bureau might like to hear, perhaps? So once again, you can eff, give everyone good karma by forgiving me and forgetting the whole mess, and unbanning me from these four GameStops, as well as the one Best Buy, and thus allowing me to be welcomed back to Fashion Square Mall as well. Everyone wins. Good peace of mind. Or leave me banned from everywhere, and nobody wins with the hippopotamus weights upon each of our heads forever!
“And I reiterate, I am really very sorry for pepper-spraying you. I am really very sorry for making the protest against SEGA in the first place. I have no pepper spray, and I promise never to cause anyone harm or trouble ever again. All that needs to be done for full peaceful resolutions is to unban me from everywhere. And I have stated in this later. Please, do the positive thing, and bring good karma upon us all. I’m looking towards, I’m looking forward to a written, detailed response from you and everyone who gets this letter, documenting that I am no longer banned from the Charlottesville, Virginia GameStops, and Best Buy, and Fashion Square. Thank you and have a very good and safe day. Sincerely, Christine Weston Chandler.”
But, right now, it’s November 29th, more than two weeks since I mailed the letter to all f-, four said locations at the GameStops, and I have not heard anything. Therefore, I am making this video. I (shakes fist), Christine Weston Chandler, am quite upset by not receiving any response whatsoever. No-, as well as still being banned from not only the four GameStops, but the two other places as well, Best Buy here, and Fashion Square. And, I am it-, I am issuing an embargo on all GameStops, as well as GameStop.com. And every one of my thousands to millions of fans worldwide, I encourage you all to follow me in this embargo! Never con-, never go to or conduct any business at any GameStop location anywhere. Do not even go to GameStop.com. US, UK, anywhere in the four websites. None of them. Do not go to any of those places. As well as, I am not, I am banning Best Buy as well. No Best Buy, no BestBuy.com, no Best Buy UK, whatever. As well as all Simon shopping malls! (dramatic glasses removal) I’m very serious in this. Your lack of response has left me most upset! My yellow-shirted foe! (pounds knee) Mm! And you will lose business because of this! And if you do not have me unbanned from all four of the local GameStops, as well as the Best Buy, and Fashion Square...(pounds knee again) this multi-person ban from you all will still continue on. So you think about that. Bring back good karma to us all, or pretty much be damned. (shouting now) You’re discriminating against the LGBT community as well as the autism community! You decided to hate against us, when you hate against me. And we all know that love and friendship conquers hatred, and does a lot better. It could prevent a lot of wars, if we take to the l-, lessons learned from the positive friendship TV shows that are made available, including My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic and The Care Bears.
So anyway, embargo on the GameStops, the Best Buy, and Simon shopping malls, begins right now! (points at camera) Game over, GameStop. (deep voice) Gaaaame over! El huego asacabado!
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Just when I thought things were going quiet again.
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This is pretty much how every attempt Chris has ever made by writing a kind message to those he sees as his enemies turns out. I think it's a testament to how short his attention span is. By the end of such a message he usually sidetracks at least twice and has forgotten he was supposed to have been trying to be kind by the third sentence. Also demands.
There was never an if.
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He's already seriously out of line even contacting any of the victims, much less threatening them with weird, incoherent ramblings.
An Ounce of Vagina
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"I'm sorry you're such a terrible person! Now unban me or else!"
I've said it before, but Chris' natural state is to be an asshole. He can only reign it in for brief periods, and only if the other person has something he wants (usually china). You can see it in this video, he starts out okay but after a few minutes the strain of not being an asshole becomes to great and his true self emerges.
Chris is one of those people who is going to be in and out of jail for stupid reasons all their life, and never once consider the idea that it's them, and not everyone else, who has the problem.
I've said it before, but Chris' natural state is to be an asshole. He can only reign it in for brief periods, and only if the other person has something he wants (usually china). You can see it in this video, he starts out okay but after a few minutes the strain of not being an asshole becomes to great and his true self emerges.
Chris is one of those people who is going to be in and out of jail for stupid reasons all their life, and never once consider the idea that it's them, and not everyone else, who has the problem.
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It seems really unlikely that Best Buy banned Chris because he did something in another store. He must have been suspected of shoplifting or made some sort of scene to get banned from there as well. Hopefully someone can give us some insight into this.
I love how Chris still believes he can do no wrong. He doesn't feel the least bit responsible or sorry for what happened at GameStop and he was only behaving because of the threat of jail time--I wanted to believe that therapy had actually helped him. I wonder if he realizes if he steps out of line he will serve time in jail.
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