How are you celebrating blakk historeee munf?

[Quantum Diabetes]

I stood in front of the currency exchange begging for money in honor of Dintravius Jackson, the first blakk man who figured out the evil ebil wypipo keep their money away from the proud blakk mens there

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

By forgetting about it.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

By forgetting about it.

Crakka dontchu know blakk peepil are the most magical and special of all god’s creations, Shequeekia Damillia was seconds away from getting her doctorate in weave application when one guy in Dothan Alabama said “nigger” and she collapsed and died right at the podium from rayycisms and shit, you gotta support all dem blakk peepil

 

[Jason Wynn]

Sheeeet dawg. Don’cha know dat jus b Dey hwyite peepole’s way of foolin youz? Dat holidey jus b a scam ta line Dey pockets, gnomesayin? Youz gettin bamboozled son

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Sheeeet dawg. Don’cha know dat jus b Dey hwyite peepole’s way of foolin youz? Dat holidey jus b a scam ta line Dey pockets, gnomesayin? Youz gettin bamboozled son

I knows das rite, every munf is blakk historee munf, dey run this shit

 

[Tism the Return]

I am eagerly waiting for the next riot to loot something while listening to DAS RITE CRY WHITE BOI on repeat.

 

[Looney Troons]

I had some peanut butter the other day. That was made by a black dude, right?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I had some peanut butter the other day. That was made by a black dude, right?

Das rite, nobody else but a jeenious blakk mang could think of crushing peanuts between two heated plates, wypipo be stupid and shit

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Laughing at stupid shit negroes do also counts as celebrating their culture I guess.

 

[Wuornos]

By pointing out that, contrary to their claims, they didn't invent country and western music or the blues. They didn't start singing the blues until AFTER they had been introduced to White Western instruments (guitar, piano, etc), White Western chords and White Western folk music.

They banged drums, shook sticks and chanted in Africa.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

By pointing out that, contrary to their claims, they didn't invent country and western music or the blues. They didn't start singing the blues until AFTER they had been introduced to White Western instruments (guitar, piano, etc), White Western chords and White Western folk music.

They banged drums, shook sticks and chanted in Africa.

Nuhh uhh wypipo stoled all dat shitt from da blakk man and says it was they’s invention dontchu know George Flouyd died fo’ yo sins krakka

 

[Lone MacReady]

A little bit of firearms training and Muay Thai. Nothing makes 5%/50% monkey month better than learning how to protect yourself from the apes.

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

I had some peanut butter the other day. That was made by a black dude, right?

Nope. White Canadians invented it as a protein supplement, and a black dude was falsely credited for it because of his many other peanut-based creations.

I celebrated by disabling national holidays in my calendar so I wouldn't have to see dumb shit I don't care about, like nigger worship month and famous troublemaker day.

 

[Kacho]

Playing Ape Escape irl (picking up black girls at the bar)

Black girls are crazy for white penis.

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

Kneeling on the George Floyd doll my grandmama knitted for me every night before I go to bed.

 

[seri0us]

famous troublemaker day.

Is that another one of those LGBT days or wat?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Is that another one of those LGBT days or wat?

Dere’s gunna be a Armed Robbery day to celebrates da accomplishments of that magical negro Armonda Van Arbery https://www.wtxl.com/news/georgia-n...s-feb-23-as-ahmaud-arbery-day-in-a-resolution

He invented the enhanced jogging with a hammer technique, you earn 19% more cardio Fitbit points by looting construction sites in between miles

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

Is that another one of those LGBT days or wat?

Martin Luther King Jr. was referred to as a "famous troublemaker" by the CIA in their plot to assassinate him. (You can read the declassified documents online) Since he was hated by many, someone else killed him before the CIA got the chance, but they were going to if someone hadn't beaten them to it. King was also a serial philanderer, but they never teach you that part in school. The thing about dreams is, when you wake up, they're over.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Martin Luther King Jr. was referred to as a "famous troublemaker" by the CIA in their plot to assassinate him. (You can read the declassified documents online) Since he was hated by many, someone else killed him before the CIA got the chance, but they were going to if someone hadn't beaten them to it. King was also a serial philanderer, but they never teach you that part in school. The thing about dreams is, when you wake up, they're over.

So he was an enemy of the government and wasn't gay. Sounds pretty fucking based.

 

[Retink]

King was also a serial philanderer, but they never teach you that part in school.

Isn't that just implied by him being black?