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His ears are probably uneven. There is a clip of him walking when he had short hair and his head looks misshapen .
Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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Whilst wearing a polo shirt AND an undershirt, mind you.
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Maybe he should change up tactics and try and lose. Since he always fails at everything he does, maybe he will fail at losing and manage to win for once.
Then again, looking at what he does in his AGT lawsuit, that may actually be the tactic he's going for.
DAMN he's balding. Like, I knew that he was already, but it seems that it has started to accelerate alot faster than he's latest photos.
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You know what's hot? Bathed people. And what isn't? Greasy gourd-headed filthy idiots named Russ.
It's the malding feedback loop. As he gets madder, he gets balder, and as he gets balder, he gets madder.
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I'm honestly surprised.
His usual workout clothes are a button-up white dress shirt and khakis.
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But the second pic at the gym is the same glasses right? And the second pic isn't crooked. Like why would he purposely post such a silly pic of himself, unless it was in jest? What a weird little creature he is.
Maybe he thinks that's what ethots ike to see? Candid unflattering pics? I thought he was the first to complain about "unflattering" pics posted by InstaThots
Someone tell Russell that there are polo like workout shirts, he looks so silly in that gym getup in multiple layers (only thing worse was his workout suits). Is he trying to hide his body smell with 2 cleaner-ish shirts?
His "fashion" isn't even practical (or safe, 2layers? If he's trying to sweat more put on a hoodie), which is what u want at the gym .
What a silly silly little pipsqueak he is. If only he knew that's how the world sees him
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Arnold Schwarzenegger once said that when people asked him what to wear at the gym he would say, "find yourself a t-shirt that is one size too small and work out in it until you look good".
With Rusty and his mangled body he needs to wear big baggy t-shirts so we can't see his misshapen body.
That and he doesn't appear to have any muscle of which to speak.
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Until he finally explodes, in a blast of greasy, hairless, combustion.
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Holy fuck his creepy, beady, sunken-in doll eyes are unsettling. Russ is so ugly and gross. Even looking at him manages to make me upset. He's just so fucking ugly.
Also he's definitely not required to wear a mask in the gym in Nevada. He's gonna be crushed once COVID ends and he doesn't have an excuse to cover the gaping maw.
Also he's definitely not required to wear a mask in the gym in Nevada. He's gonna be crushed once COVID ends and he doesn't have an excuse to cover the gaping maw.
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Maybe we should send Yovanna a kiwi t shirt. Imagine the goblins face seeing her in that.
I'm sure he has blown up her dm" s with " can't I get a follow back" or asking to go out for dinner.
His head is deformed , it really shows now with his hair loss.
I'm sure he has blown up her dm" s with " can't I get a follow back" or asking to go out for dinner.
His head is deformed , it really shows now with his hair loss.
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Thank you for these... Even if he does seem like a busted unit on repeat, these area always funny. And, if I'm being honest, serve to break the tedium of legal mumbo jumbo.
Not to say that the frivolous lawsuits aren't the most important thing about this thread, though.
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While seeing Russ getting his just desserts would be gratifying, that would mean he had hurt an innocent person and I don't wish harm on innocent people.
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Notice how he is standing inside the sectioned off area. I am pretty sure no weights are allowed in there
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Absolutely.
Russ does not lift. He does the treadmill, elliptical, and possibly the stairclimber. Maybe even more than one per visit.
Which machine and how long obviously depends on how hot the girl on the machine in front of him is.
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I noticed that it wasn't a planet fitness Russ was creeping at. Did he shell out more money to belong to a better gym?
Gym rats touch weights and actually look the part Russ. Gym rat faces just stare at girls in the gym then sue them for not sucking him his penis when he walks for 30 minutes on the treadmill
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He abandoned Planet Fitness almost about a year ago due to being "creeped out" by Kenneth the older friendly trucker trying to be nice to him (offered to go for a shake and wanted to take Russ's picture to save a phone contact). Russ now goes to LVAC which is promo crazy and just about as cheap. Despite trying to throw us off by marking off the name we Kiwis had his new gym figured out before he even finished his welcome protein shake.
Why has he abandoned the #gymshark tag? That one was funny.
Russ honestly would be better served walking in his neighborhood or a park or mall walking like a boomer.
Or finding a hobby or interest to meet like minded people. This time his skin looks greasy and dry at the same time so it nets out to less greasy but still gross. Plus undershirts with polos bother me, it's not how a polo is designed to work. No undershirt and less than all buttons buttoned makes polos breathe for sports like po!o, golf, tennis.
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And "too many" would be more than one. Russ might buy the first round, just to be the indubitable gentleman, but I'm pretty sure he'd get his Mormon underwear all twisted if his date ordered a second drink on his tab. Especially if she didn't sex him afterward.
Well yeah. Russ unironically thinks that stating true facts about him is "false light" if you don't let him explain.