Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Wild West said:
The sexy Gothboy explains why so many women are attracted to him:

- he says he has a huge cock
- he has so massive bizeps
- he respects woman
- hes a funny motherfucker (i feel Chris Chan Vibes here. Maybe theres more behind?)

Josh explains why women are attractes to him

So, wheres your girlfriend Josh?
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"You just gotta play it cool and be patient and it'll happen." 6 years later Cobra is still waiting for a goth of age cis gender non related living fan of Harry Potter to just show up at his door.
 
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daBonehead said:
"You just gotta play it cool and be patient and it'll happen." 6 years later Cobra is still waiting for a goth of age cis gender non related living fan of Harry Potter to just show up at his door.
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I bet if he lived in a group home he would end up banging some downy. His chances of finding a chick 'among his own kind' are a lot higher. He might have a chance with the obese white women in his area -- it's not like there are any black guys in Wyoming to compete against.
 
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daBonehead said:
"You just gotta play it cool and be patient and it'll happen." 6 years later Cobra is still waiting for a goth of age cis gender non related living fan of Harry Potter to just show up at his door.
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Just you wait until this IP2 girl turns up, he'll literally be sitting there waiting patiently and this girl will appear.
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I mean, "be patient" is something a normie would tell you as dating advice. They assume you have a social circle and leave the house.

Cobes is gonna be waiting patiently all the way to Wyoming's cheapest nursing home
 
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StoicMoose said:
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hats off to cobes, he was able to get something passable from the bleach idea and he didn't just end up with white pants, not that anyone but this goof ball would wear it, but it's legible at least.
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passable?? dude it looks like he cut out giant holes in the legs of the pants to show off his sick double cobra thigh tattoos, lmao. I really hope he wears those in public out of stubbornness/sunk-cost fallacy, because that will 100% look hilarious coming at you from a distance
 
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RL Steinbeck said:
passable?? dude it looks like he cut out giant holes in the legs of the pants to show off his sick double cobra thigh tattoos, lmao. I really hope he wears those in public out of stubbornness/sunk-cost fallacy, because that will 100% look hilarious coming at you from a distance
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He might get away with selling these to rappers and basketball players with all the ridiculous shit they wear.
 
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StoicMoose said:
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hats off to cobes, he was able to get something passable from the bleach idea and he didn't just end up with white pants, not that anyone but this goof ball would wear it, but it's legible at least.
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I unironically love these kinda Billy the exterminator/dog the bounty hunter/tiger king, pants. He needs the cowboy/pirate/goth hat back, then he get that downie victorias secret model for sure.
Edit: Has he addressed the tard model and if it's ethical ? this seem like prime rant content.
 
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Those look fucking horrible.

They look like a construction worker knelt in plaster and dirtied up his Walmart jeans. That or would cost 15k and only eccentric celebrities wear them.I hope he makes a jacket of the same outstanding quality.

I didn’t think it possible but it seems he’s about to get even weirder looking
 
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StoicMoose said:
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hats off to cobes, he was able to get something passable from the bleach idea and he didn't just end up with white pants, not that anyone but this goof ball would wear it, but it's legible at least.
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Taking imaginary bets now. Will the pants:
- Fall apart from the excessive amounts of bleach used
- Patterns fade into obscurity
- White patches crud up with Cobra Dirt™
- All of the above
 
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chimpSculpture_ said:
He does geniuenly believe that he has hundreds of fan-girls out there that want to fuck him. But since he's a global celebrity none of them happen to be nearby. He's waiting patiently for a fan-girl nearby.
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No he doesn't believe that, as the recorded phone call where he cries about every woman thinking he's gross and weird shows. I dont know who he's trying to convince, but everyone who watches and cobes himself knows even the ones who call themselves fan girls are trolls.
 
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