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[Dolomite]

You end up sitting in the cattle class, middle seat, next to Kevin on an intercontinental flight. What happens next? (max 100 words)

I'd play dumb and ask him what he does for a living.

 

[The Silent Perjority]

I'm going to meet the degenerate cunt when he lands, I live an hour from all the London airports. I'll stand in arrivals holding a sign up saying "MR AMHOLE"

Then I'll drop him in a pub in Canning Town and tell him they love a true and honest woman who shouts "I'm here boys!"



There's a jet washing place near me who'll disinfect and deep clean my car for 50 quid.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

That photo, JenDining.png = The Face That Lunched a Thousand Shits.

JFC, what a goofy, alien-looking freak. Turns out it's dead easy to spot a coprophage in the wild.

Such is the stuff from which nightmares are woven.

 

[super thug]

Kevin doesn't seem like a traveling, airline using type of person. He seems far too pedestrian in general. He's more pedestrian than pedestrian, he's like pedestrian cubed. Kevin flying to UK? I really hope we'll get to see that. I'm not holding my breath though.

Kevin Gibes knows he's completely irrelevant. Relevance is what he desperately desires but knows he'll never attain. It's the reason why he keeps calling himself a "trans elder" (lol @ anyone that'd ever consider such a thing desirable). How could anyone under 40 that's been in that lifestyle like.. 4 whole years be an elder anything? He must not know what the word "elder" means. His lack of relevance is also why he likes to pretend he's like a twitter big shot, and why he feels compelled to regularly share his childish hot takes on things far beyond his very limited intellectual grasp. He knows he's completely irrelevant. If he died suddenly, everyone who knows him best irl would probably feel more relief than distress at the news of his expiration. I would be sad though.

Kevie's big-mad about something? Oh no! That's big trouble for the object of his ire! He's got like 16k twitter followers, you guys. Such an enormous amount of power, lol. In his own words, he can even ruin someone's day. Dayam. That's some hardcore shit right there. Even that's a complete joke since your day could only be soured by him if you gave a shit what twitter troons think.

You know what it means if you piss off Kevie, you guys? It means he'll probably try to sic a group of whiny, mentally ill faggots on you! Dear Gods, the horror! Before you know it, at max 16k gross and mentally ill faggots will come whine and try cry-bullying you on twitter! What a fucking savage, clearly he's not somebody to be trifled with.

Boo hoo hoo, the people in charge need to listen to the poor, retarded troons. Since no tranny remains in charge of anything for very long, their only hope is whining and hoping someone else might do something about it for them. lol. If you don't have a twitter account, they'll be forced to simply cry amongst themselves while hoping that someone actually capable/powerful will decide to take up and join their tiny crusade. This used to work quite well until recently. Lately, it seems more and more people are growing a spine and telling the ugly gender mutants to just stfu already. Thank God.

Just say no to gender blobs. They'll be unable to do shit about it anyway.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

That photo, JenDining.png = The Face That Lunched a Thousand Shits.

JFC, what a goofy, alien-looking freak. Turns out it's dead easy to spot a coprophage in the wild.

Such is the stuff from which nightmares are woven.

I don’t make PNGs of Jen very often not only due to the lack of photos, but also because he genuinely frightens me.

 

[Baby lurk-a-lot]

 

[AMHOLIO]

You end up sitting in the cattle class, middle seat, next to Kevin on an intercontinental flight. What happens next? (max 100 words)

With a true and honest vagina? I'd do nothing other than post on here if he fell asleep or was too absorbed in his switch. Unless he wakes up I would probably be safe. If he does see me read the farms, he might tard smash my phone or yell me out and we'd get separated. I can usually tolerate shitty people.

If I felt I was in danger, I'd kindly talk to a female flight attendant about it. Maybe show her his twitter to confirm.

None if you would do anything. You'd shoot him a dirty look then spend the rest of the flight glaring at your phone, posting in here.

We may, but I think it would be funny if someone checked their phone on the farms and Kevvie hulked out at them or made a crying scene at the flight attendant for transmisssoggyknee.

Either way, come on, live a little. We have to keep ourselves amused somehow so some gayops rp doesn't hurt.

I'm going to meet the degenerate cunt when he lands, I live an hour from all the London airports. I'll stand in arrivals holding a sign up saying "MR AMHOLE"

Then I'll drop him in a pub in Canning Town and tell him they love a true and honest woman who shouts "I'm here boys!"



There's a jet washing place near me who'll disinfect and deep clean my car for 50 quid.

I hope this doesn't happen just so you don't lose 50 quid but I appreciate the gesture from one side of the ampond to another.

 

[Watamelon]

Some "unexpected bills" have popped up! You know what that means!
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I'm guessing that these are part of the "unexpected bills":
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Kotobukiya specializes in plastic model kits that require a careful assembly, application of decals and patience, alongside having worse QA than Bandai. They're also a tad more expensive compared to the average plamo, but not as much as stuff from Chitocerium.

Kevin is in a world of pain if he tries using his stubby fingers to shoddily build a Mecha Musume lol

 

[Old Fart]

Kevin is still carrying on about con drama [A] and announced that the tranch will not be attending any Corgi LLC events until Treble’s fired and everyone is offered their jobs back. [A]
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So they have already decided it was transphobia before they even know why this Koi person was fired?
Because if something bad happens to a tranny, it must be transphobia, right?

Kevin doesn't seem like a traveling, airline using type of person. He seems far too pedestrian in general. He's more pedestrian than pedestrian, he's like pedestrian cubed. Kevin flying to UK? I really hope we'll get to see that. I'm not holding my breath though.

I'd call him, what is the equivalent for an immobile pedestrian, a sedestrian?

 

[FramerGirl420]

So they have already decided it was transphobia before they even know why this Koi person was fired?
Because if something bad happens to a tranny, it must be transphobia, right?



I'd call him, what is the equivalent for an immobile pedestrian, a sedestrian?

It’s just like his old pal Ripley. As soon as he got kicked from the con it was 10000% transphobia and not because he was shitting in a diaper.

 

[Meiwaku]

"IF THEY THOUGHT I WAS MAD BEFORE, HOLY FUCKING SHIT"


IMPOTENT RAAAAAAAAGGGEEEE!!!!


I don't advocate for bullying, but he needs to get the shit kicked out of him by some Basketball-Americans.

It was really only a matter of time until mutt's law made it to this thread

 

[Dolomite]

Kevin is still carrying on about con drama [A] and announced that the tranch will not be attending any Corgi LLC events until Treble’s fired and everyone is offered their jobs back. [A]

Spoiler: Very long screenshots

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Just had to throw this in too: [A]
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Wedge also threw his two cents in on the con fiasco. [A]
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In other news, he paid his car off yesterday! [A]
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This is type of shit I love to see! Here’s some more PNGs that I’ve been holding off on posting.

Spoiler: Enjoy!

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Believe it or not the Bonnie one was from a news article photo, I’m so glad I found a bunch of those because there more funny ones like that. Not as hilarious though. And I know I put the Kevin laying PNG in a post already but I didn’t update the PNG megapost with it so it’s here again.

(this is from the first screenshot)
Totally not using your identity as a shield.

 

[FinnSven]

I'm going to meet the degenerate cunt when he lands, I live an hour from all the London airports. I'll stand in arrivals holding a sign up saying "MR AMHOLE"

Then I'll drop him in a pub in Canning Town and tell him they love a true and honest woman who shouts "I'm here boys!"



There's a jet washing place near me who'll disinfect and deep clean my car for 50 quid.

Were I still in London I would meet the fucker, in a stolen car.

I would fill the car seats and such with LGBTQ garbage to put him at ease, but then point out he would have to go in the boot.

I would then allow some “chavs”, “spides”, “scallies”, “roadmen” or whatever the current term for council estate feral children to steal the car and burn it out.

Of course this will be interpreted by the Troonisphere as a deliberate attack on trans people by estate kids, thus leading to the most hilarious war in history.

Chavs v Troons in an all out battle.

 

[AGPinochet]

It’s just like his old pal Ripley. As soon as he got kicked from the con it was 10000% transphobia and not because he was shitting in a diaper.

*Shitting in a diaper while potentially zonked out of his mind on Ketamine and while throwing a shit(heh)fit IN PUBLIC.

 

[Meiwaku]

Kotobukiya specializes in plastic model kits that require a careful assembly, application of decals and patience, alongside having worse QA than Bandai. They're also a tad more expensive compared to the average plamo, but not as much as stuff from Chitocerium.

Kevin is in a world of pain if he tries using his stubby fingers to shoddily build a Mecha Musume lol

These are actually figures in the Bishoujou line of art by Shunya Yamashita. So they're 1/7 scale figures, not model kits. Also FYI the Bishojou line has retailed anywhere from $100- $200 depending upon parts (companies use multiple types of plastics), paint job, base, production amount etc. Anime Figures (overwhelming majority are limited) also tend to skyrocket in pricing if you don't get them at release and Kevin probably knows this. So these girls are going to sit on an out-in-the-open overfilled shelf covered in dust basically.

Here's a prototype of one, picture it painted with cheeto dust on it now

TRANSFORMERS美少女 コンボイTRANSFORMERS美少女 メガトロン – コトブキヤ コレクション ONLINE 2022 [Winter]｜KOTOBUKIYA

www.kotobukiya-collection.com

The product page is actually super interesting and heartwarming to read all the thought that went into it from the sculptors. Makes Kevin's consoomerisms more sad tbh.

 

[Watamelon]

These are actually figures in the Bishoujou line of art by Shunya Yamashita. So they're 1/7 scale figures, not model kits. Also FYI the Bishojou line has retailed anywhere from $100- $200 depending upon parts (companies use multiple types of plastics), paint job, base, production amount etc. Anime Figures (overwhelming majority are limited) also tend to skyrocket in pricing if you don't get them at release and Kevin probably knows this. So these girls are going to sit on an out-in-the-open overfilled shelf covered in dust basically.

Here's a prototype of one, picture it painted with cheeto dust on it now
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TRANSFORMERS美少女 コンボイTRANSFORMERS美少女 メガトロン – コトブキヤ コレクション ONLINE 2022 [Winter]｜KOTOBUKIYA

www.kotobukiya-collection.com

The product page is actually super interesting and heartwarming to read all the thought that went into it from the sculptors. Makes Kevin's consoomerisms more sad tbh.

Thanks for the correction, mistook them for another line. I had seen something about Shunya x Koto but didn't know it was limited to figures / bishoujo

So you're telling me there's a chance of Kevin making the first amhole post on r/cummingonfigurines?

 

[Meiwaku]

You end up sitting in the cattle class, middle seat, next to Kevin on an intercontinental flight. What happens next? (max 100 words)

Realistic version:

While he's distracted, make a throwaway account. Keep updates in my phone waiting. Make audio recording. Post the whole saga with (potential) live updates and hidden rare kevins. Maybe alog a bit for milks sake because you're stuck next to the amhole for almost a fuckin day? Maximize my powers as a secret Kiwi agent basically to make the most out of this.

Troll version if he pissed me off instead of just sitting there like an autistic manchild :

Be visibly on a (throwaway) kiwifarms, ovarit, in discord saying "tranny". Ensure I came with LGB alliance paraphernalia and post enamel pins of pokemon or other shit to signal his interest, only to devastate a response.

In b4 this happens and they think its me, I have no desire to Bongland even though it sounds very based in the Terf department.


Two sentence horror story:
I paid for first class. So did Kevin.

 

[AssignedEva]

So basically what Kevin would do if actually confronted by a TERF in real life?

The TERFs Kevin tends to have beef with are essentially middle class white ladies, who aren't going to confront him if they just see him in the street (beyond maybe giving him a look). Tbh Kevin's got very little to fear. There were 289 transgender hate crimes in London in the last year (this includes someone yelling "tranny" from a car) compared to 3000 homophobic hate crimes.

For the most part people don't tend to bother trannies, they just think they're weird - and Kevin's pretty unlikely to wander into a rough pub or a dodgy sink estate in Newham. He'd be doing the typical tourist shit in Central London, probably hitting up nerd mecca Forbidden Planet to buy some figurines, stuffing his face in a McDonalds and then back to his hotel/BritTranch by 8pm.

Kevin doesn't seem like a traveling, airline using type of person. He seems far too pedestrian in general. He's more pedestrian than pedestrian, he's like pedestrian cubed. Kevin flying to UK? I really hope we'll get to see that. I'm not holding my breath though.

Tbh I could see him making it through the airport just about. But I've watched intelligent people from big cities freak out at the tube map if they've not used it before:

I doubt Kevin would have the wherewithal to check his route on CityMapper. Or even use the ticket machines.

 

[Meiwaku]

Okay Br*tish Kiwis, what do you think he will actually do when there? I'm not familiar with Br*tish things.

 

[Aramis]

Okay Br*tish Kiwis, what do you think he will actually do when there? I'm not familiar with Br*tish things.

Enjoy a nice Spotted Dick.