Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

[froot loops]

 

[Jar-Jar Fanboy]

Ethan probably hates Simon Leviev out of envy. Tinder Swindler showed the world that if you're a decent looking Jew, who can pretend to be rich, women will do literally anything for you, even, as we saw, take out NINE fucking bank loans and absolutely annihilate their own credit for you. But Ethan, being a fat cunt, could never pull a scam like that off, and seeing how easy it was for Simon has him seething with a jealous rage

 

[Chilson]

Ethan probably hates Simon Leviev out of envy. Tinder Swindler showed the world that if you're a decent looking Jew, who can pretend to be rich, women will do literally anything for you, even, as we saw, take out NINE fucking bank loans and absolutely annihilate their own credit for you. But Ethan, being a fat cunt, could never pull a scam like that off, and seeing how easy it was for Simon has him seething with a jealous rage

Reminds me of that Greentext where a guy just pretended to be rich on Tinder and he was swimming in pussy in his DM's no matter how badly he treated them.

Its just another case where Ethan is seething with jealousy while being forced to defend the mythical and nigh non-existent "purity" of wamen. Because the fact is that Ethan is rich, but so cowardly, ugly, unpleasant, impotent and mind-cucked that even his millions can't attract any decent side-tail.

 

[Feetus]

I've never understood how people claim Ethan used to be funny. He wasn't, not once, not intentionally. His entire shtick had pretty much 3 notes. Steal content from others, do something unfunny then make obnoxious fake gagging sounds, and exaggerating his second chin to make himself look like even more of a fat sped.
It's peak cringe, and people just don't seem to be able to see it for some reason.

Maybe it's because I was younger and had lower standards for humor, but I definitely think Ethan used to be funny. He wasn't hilarious, and some (maybe more than some) of his ideas were misses, and he would drive jokes into the ground. But sometimes he would point out a tiny part of a video that was stupid but hard to notice, and him noticing it (and the viewer also noticing it) was funny.

But what made the channel funny was never just Ethan - it was mostly what he chose to react to. He found stupid videos and made a few jokes about how stupid they were. The audience wouldn't have seen the videos otherwise. It was very much a "we're laughing with him" situation. When Ethan tried to make himself the joke (dressing up in diapers, fucking around in front of that wall in Israel, that EDC thing, Vape Nation, getting a spray tan and going through NYC subways), it wasn't anywhere near as funny, edgy, or anything that enjoyable. It wasn't even cringe. It was just there, and former viewers (like myself) block that shit out because it was boring.

Now that we're older and the content that he reacted to is no longer new to us, it's not as funny as it was in 2015. And it was never laugh-out-loud funny to begin with. But it did make you smile, or smirk, or at least enjoy the video back then. Ethan was funny because of what he surrounded himself with, never because of himself.

Ethan probably hates Simon Leviev out of envy. Tinder Swindler showed the world that if you're a decent looking Jew, who can pretend to be rich, women will do literally anything for you, even, as we saw, take out NINE fucking bank loans and absolutely annihilate their own credit for you. But Ethan, being a fat cunt, could never pull a scam like that off, and seeing how easy it was for Simon has him seething with a jealous rage

I think Ethan genuinely thinks the guy is a rapist because this is just where society's dragging us.

"If someone decides to have sex with you, and does this believing something about you that isn't true, their consent is not informed. Therefore the consent isn't valid and you have been raped." It's a line of thought that's spawning a whole ton of new "victims."

Following this logic, you are a rapist if you have sex with someone after:
- exaggerating your height
- lying about being single
- feigning interest in things that you don't actually care about
- acting more interested in them than you actually are
- telling them that you love them when you don't
- claiming you're a woman when you were born a man actually that one's fine, never mind

Welcome to 2022. Either show up to your date equipped with a polygraph, or wake up the next morning as a rapist.

 

[Call Me Mellow Yellow]

He's ballooning by the minute

Can't wait for his final form

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I've never understood how people claim Ethan used to be funny. He wasn't, not once, not intentionally. His entire shtick had pretty much 3 notes. Steal content from others, do something unfunny then make obnoxious fake gagging sounds, and exaggerating his second chin to make himself look like even more of a fat sped.
It's peak cringe, and people just don't seem to be able to see it for some reason.

The only reason he ever came onto my radar was when he'd interview people and talked about topics that I thought would be interesting. And in those cases it was usually the guest I was paying more attention to than Ethan. I think that's where he's at his strongest, but his ego means he needs to be the center of attention rather than the guy who pushes the conversation along.

 

[Interplanetarypurplythorn]

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Can't wait for his final form
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He is nowhere near as likable or charming as Wayne Knight though. Hell, Danny Devito’s Space Jam character, Swackhammer, is probably a better comp to Ethan since he’s also a grotesquely fat, greedy, and ugly goblalien, who sits in front of screens all day while surrounded by his weak-willed yes-servants.

I think Ethan genuinely thinks the guy is a rapist because this is just where society's dragging us.

"If someone decides to have sex with you, and does this believing something about you that isn't true, their consent is not informed. Therefore the consent isn't valid and you have been raped." It's a line of thought that's spawning a whole ton of new "victims."

Following this logic, you are a rapist if you have sex with someone after:
- exaggerating your height
- lying about being single
- feigning interest in things that you don't actually care about
- acting more interested in them than you actually are
- telling them that you love them when you don't
- claiming you're a woman when you were born a man actually that one's fine, never mind

Welcome to 2022. Either show up to your date equipped with a polygraph, or wake up the next morning as a rapist.

Credit where credit is due: only Ethan Klein can come up with a take so deranged and smooth-brained that people have to come to the defense of an infamous scam artist who manipulated women out of their life savings.

Of course, that only includes people with brain cells, who have the ability to think rationally about what crimes Simon Leviev actually did commit, and not Ethan’s injudicious stanboys, who support every empty-calorie drop of verbal diarrhea coming from Ethan’s fat greasy mouth.

 

[WaveBreak]

Whether his content was funny or not is subjective and irrelevant. He wasn’t a raging hypocritical, politically illiterate, drama hungry, prolapsed anus. If he was that way, he knew to hide it.

He really was just a different person back then. The change happened when Leafy came up, who was literally bullying kids and Ethan looked in the mirror and was ashamed, thinking he was making the same content (he wasn't) then he went above and beyond to prove that he was better. That stems from his insecurity, which he did have since the start of his career as he will readily admit. That just evolved and will probably continue to evolve as he chases higher and higher moral grounds, so he can shit down. What better crowd to associate with for that purpose than the holier than thou extreme left?

 

[glib]

He really was just a different person back then. The change happened when Leafy came up, who was literally bullying kids and Ethan looked in the mirror and was ashamed, thinking he was making the same content (he wasn't) then he went above and beyond to prove that he was better. That stems from his insecurity, which he did have since the start of his career as he will readily admit. That just evolved and will probably continue to evolve as he chases higher and higher moral grounds, so he can shit down. What better crowd to associate with for that purpose than the holier than thou extreme left?

Ethan was famous for react content, making bargain bin sketches based on other people's ideas, and smearing lotion on his skin. (cough cough).exe
Now he's a guy with a podcast and talks about serious subjects, trying to take legal action and using social pressures to get what he wants.
These things are completely at odds with each other.

In a clutch of eggs containing Filthy Frank, Anything4views, Idubbbz, Maxmoefoe, and Jontron, Ethan is the cuckoo egg.

 

[Chilson]

In a clutch of eggs containing Filthy Frank, Anything4views, Idubbbz, Maxmoefoe, and Jontron, Ethan is the cuckoo egg.

Your making it sound like Idubbbz is not also a cuck? Which is just categorically wrong.

 

[glib]

Your making it sound like Idubbbz is not also a cuck? Which is just categorically wrong.

only after Frank quit.

 

[A.P. Hill]

only after Frank quit.

Frank is lucky he got out when he did. I predict he'd have fallen from grace pretty hard too. Not as bad as Ethan though- Frank still had creative ability.

 

[glib]

Frank is lucky he got out when he did. I predict he'd have fallen from grace pretty hard too. Not as bad as Ethan though- Frank still had creative ability.

Frank was the canary in the coal mine for edgy content.

 

[DetectiveDuBois]

Frank is lucky he got out when he did. I predict he'd have fallen from grace pretty hard too. Not as bad as Ethan though- Frank still had creative ability.

I don’t think it was luck. He saw that YouTube is much more oriented towards Google’s content restrictions. I think he’s a true Chad, he left and made some amazing well produced music. There’s two songs of his I really like and would listen to same as non-celebrity music artists.

 

[Interplanetarypurplythorn]

Ethan was famous for react content, making bargain bin sketches based on other people's ideas, and smearing lotion on his skin. (cough cough).exe
Now he's a guy with a podcast and talks about serious subjects, trying to take legal action and using social pressures to get what he wants.

I think we’re seeing why the Simon Leviev stuff makes him so riled up.

It sickens Ethan to see Simon, a conniving and emotionally manipulative parasite, who built his tainted wealth off of other people’s hard work, and someone who seemingly ticks every negative stereotype about Jews. Simon grifts other people with a veneer of blending in with social elites and keeps up the charade by moving from one convenient place to another and through his network of people that can help him keep it up. He casts aside relationships that he’s built (in some cases, for years) with the sole purpose of furthering his own brand and feeding his own hunger for money and a sense of importance. He screams and bitches when he doesn’t get his way. He threatens and bullies others when they have the gall to question the kind of person he is.

When Ethan looks at Simon, he’s looking at himself.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

If Ethan Klein manages to talk about the conflict between Ukraine and Russia with the most vague and basic sounding idea surrounding it, it’s just proof that entertainers have been given way too much leeway to act as if they’re knowledgeable about what goes on in the world.

 

[maguyver16]

If Ethan Klein manages to talk about the conflict between Ukraine and Russia with the most vague and basic sounding idea surrounding it, it’s just proof that entertainers have been given way too much leeway to act as if they’re knowledgeable about what goes on in the world.

Here's a link to the video

ukraine

youtu.be

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Here's a link to the video

ukraine

youtu.be

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[All Cops Are Based]

Look, I mean... (EYEBROW SPASM) Putin is basically just like... he's basically like an incel, if you think about it. (EYEBROW SPASM) Except, like, an incel that runs a country. I mean come on.

(Dan laughs in the background)

 

[Jack Awful]

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Thank you for your opinions on geopolitics, vape nation fupa man.