Lolcow 03bgood / Blake Good - Fat Autist Mad About Everything

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Yeah tell the girls who got bullied so badly that they killed themselves that their bullying is "butch compared to boys" dude, chicks can be vicious especially teens and pre teens
 
Happiness is alien to some people.

I get the impression that he is extremely depressed, or extremely bored. You notice how he constantly finds things to blame for his life not being awesome, and how extraordinarily vitriolic he is. My money is on him suffering from depression, with a good dose of boredom. He has nothing to aspire to, nothing to focus his attention on, and nothing to keep him occupied that also contributes to a sense of satisfaction. It's pitiful in many ways; I've had friends who fell into similar loops, and it really is horrible and frustrating to watch. However, 03bgood's problems are entirely of his own making. He point-blank refuses to grow up, improve, or take even the most halting of steps towards climbing out of the yawning chasm that he has dug for himself. His misery is 100% brought on himself, and as long as he refuses to recognize it, he'll never rise above being an object of total derision.
 
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I WILL DESTROY THE INTERNET BY USING THE INTERNET AND I SHALL GET RID OF MOVIES AND GAMES BY JUST WATCHING MOVIES AND PLAYING GAMES!
Not considering the internet is a near infinite source of information both useful and completely useless and can allow others to easily share ideas leading to innovations in science and technology.

I have never seen one man have so much hate directed at literally everything
 
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I WILL DESTROY THE INTERNET BY USING THE INTERNET AND I SHALL GET RID OF MOVIES AND GAMES BY JUST WATCHING MOVIES AND PLAYING GAMES!
There is so much here that is funny. I will limit myself to this:

Blake... stop using the internet and go outside. If you hate it, that is the #1 fastest, cheapest, easiest, and healthiest solution.
 
There is so much here that is funny. I will limit myself to this:

Blake... stop using the internet and go outside. If you hate it, that is the #1 fastest, cheapest, easiest, and healthiest solution.
He should, all that rage isn't healthy. The problem from that is what would happen if he did get outside.

I get the strangest feeling he'd probably go back onto his computer and start lying his ass off about someone (or something, he's not picky) bullying him in some way.
 
He should, all that rage isn't healthy. The problem from that is what would happen if he did get outside.

I get the strangest feeling he'd probably go back onto his computer and start lying his ass off about someone (or something, he's not picky) bullying him in some way.
It certainly would not be easy for him, but it seems like the only way he can start on the path towards being a functioning, well-rounded human person. Of course this is not to suggest giving up the internet forever... but seriously man, step away and take a breather.
 
Bullying is terrible, sure, but most victims grow out of it enough by their 20's to not bitch about it 100% of the time.

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Who even remembers The Oblongs anyway, besides Greasy here? It is not like it was very popular. Where is this legion of committed bullies, jocks, and dude-bros begging for another season?

Why even have a vendetta against a canceled show anyway? That would be like me, in the 2016 election, constantly protesting President Regan.
 
Why even have a vendetta against a canceled show anyway? That would be like me, in the 2016 election, constantly protesting President Regan.
Because some people, like or bully-obsessed "friend" here, can't get over the fact that some people like the show. Then again, I don't think he understands why anyone likes anything considering his constant bitching towards almost everything he's seen.

he doesn't have one
Oh come on, complaining about people liking something clearly takes time and effort. :roll:
 

1. Oddly enough, when and where the internet was invented differs depending on what you consider the internet to be in essence. In the most basic sense of actual computers talking to each other, that would be ARPANET which made the first true internet "communication" between two facilities within California in 1969. Of course, ARPANET itself actually was not so much even a physical thing as it was a bunch of protocol rules governing how computers talked to each other over phone lines. But disregarding the fact that Good here can't possibly just destroy one facility that he thinks literally the entire world's information is funneled through (my money is on he thinks the Fairly OddParents TV movie "Information Stupor Highway" was actually based on how the internet works in real life since IIRC the climax involves Timmy hijacking the core of the internet to send a message to his parents) because he doesn't know what a DDOS attack is, he still wouldn't destroy the internet since we can get that shit by satellites anyway. A bit spergy there, I know but...God I just can not believe he just doesn't even understand the scope of the internet in the modern world.

2. Because other "un-redeemable assholes" totally didn't exist before the internet, and we totally are overselling the Nazi's leadership, Stalin, Vlad the Impaler, Nathaniel Bedford Forest, Benedict Arnold, Marie Antoinette, and Judas (you know, from the Bible) as being top level assholes on the level of modern "unredeemable assholes." Sure.

3. "destroy this planet and everyone on it!" - Uh, because somehow destroying the only space rock that humans can live on won't kill us all simultaneously?

4. Then why doesn't he just ask God to destroy this planet? I'm pretty sure he's perfectly capable of destroying the planet than having to rely on aliens.

Why even have a vendetta against a canceled show anyway? That would be like me, in the 2016 election, constantly protesting President Regan.

I think it's because the show existing in some form or another offends him deeply. Truth is, while I haven't been following this guy much, he is by far one of the lolcows with the greatest lack of grip on reality.
 
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