Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

[BScCollateral]

I think if every woman looks like a supermodel, it looks unimaginative and pandering. Mix some plainer girls in with the prettier one and the variety makes them pop out. So I prefer a variety.
Neither Aloy looks right to me. One looks fat, and the other one looks like a fashion model. I'd suggest someone looking a bit more hard, even gaunt.

 

[Prince Vegeta]

Sure it’s a woman but if Square Enix had someone with the looks of Jim as the protagonist of the next Final Fantasy game I bet fangirls wouldn’t be too pleased either.

To quote my old roommate: If I have to look at an ass for 60 hours while on my epic walking simulator adventure, I want it to be a nice one.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Jim, i can garantee you that no sane woman has ever looked at your disgusting figure and thought "I wish i had that".

It's quite easy to achieve the Jimbod, you just need to eat fast food like a madwoman and preferably chain smoke cigars for that middle aged bulldog in a dress look lol!

This comes to show how delusional this guy is. Not only forgot about the point of his own channel, actively makes the whole point of a gaming channel about himself, which absolutely fucking nobody cares about!

No wonder he's bleeding subs left and right, torpedoing his own source of income to preach political bullshit. Nice one, retard!

I can't think of anyone better to lecture about what a disgustingly masculine woman actually looks like. One look at Sterling and suddenly people will realize how good Aloy looks.

I went shopping the other day and I bumped into an unholy abomination of a woman that looked like a fucking ogre, and was as gracious and polite as one. Still more feminine than Jim lol!

 

[Cabbagerolls]

"Cis women wish they looked like me!" said the fat faggot whose horrendous attempts at passing has lead to him looking like a 55 year old British hag who never showers and lives exclusively off of deep fried trash out of the bin of the local chippy.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

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He's gone full insane if he thinks literally any thing, human or other wise, wishes it were like him. This is peak lunacy.

Side note: congrats on having lighting where your grey pasty skin isn't grey and pasty. I'm sure it was difficult.

 

[Mister Mint]

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Jim, i can garantee you that no sane woman has ever looked at your disgusting figure and thought "I wish i had that".

"Listen honey, I'm hot. I'm so hot in fact that the hot people that are the gender I'm trying to emulate look at me and say 'that person is hot.' because I'm hot and it's obvious that I'm so hot. Hot."
- People that are not hot, know that they aren't hot, and are so wildly insecure about their looks that they are literally one negative comment away from suicide.

 

[Keavy Rain]

So I know I’m a few pages late on this but did Ubisoft actually give their employees NFT’s as a bonus?

I know some employers give RSU (Restricted Stock Units, aka Stock you “Own” but can’t sell for X years after distribution) and yeah, you can wind up in a Buzzfeed/almost every “New” tech company 20-25 years ago situation, where your stock is released for sale and has little to no actual value but NFT’s feel even worse to me.

 

[AJneedsElocution]

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lol the right may look a little too supermodely but it takes a jim to think the left looks in any way "better."

Tbf the left pick looks like any random council estate slag that he grew up with,so like...his best chance at true and honest pussy

 

[Karate Femboy]

Holy fuck I loved this dude's Steam Greenlight vids back in high school, totally wack he went troon.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

He's gone full insane if he thinks literally any thing, human or other wise, wishes it were like him. This is peak lunacy.

Side note: congrats on having lighting where your grey pasty skin isn't grey and pasty. I'm sure it was difficult.

Maybe Jim doesn’t get that women typically are more subtle than men due to social reasons and won‘t just outright call him a fat freak to his face?

 

[Prince Vegeta]

Jim falls to realise that by shouting all this nonsense he's being a stereotypical insecure male going 'no bruh I'm totally smashing pushy every night bruh, come at me'. All while dressed as a stereotypical caricature of what that type of man thinks women look like. Stop being a bigot, Jim.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

One amusing thing in this "controversy" is that Aloy was originally modeled after an actual person. Now "progressive" men are championing her as a feminist icon because they made her look less like the actual person since that actual person was too attractive which supposedly turned off women. Even though I don't recall anyone actually legitimately complaining about this around release of the first game (certainly not Stephanie) until Sony PR said "look at what we've accomplished for women" in promoting the new game's changes. Very strange how Stephanie's not more skeptical about the corporate narrative here rather than some randoms on the internet.

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Jim, i can garantee you that no sane woman has ever looked at your disgusting figure and thought "I wish i had that".

If he has such great curves why didn't he use a photo that actually displays them?

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Jim falls to realise that by shouting all this nonsense he's being a stereotypical insecure male going 'no bruh I'm totally smashing pushy every night bruh, come at me'. All while dressed as a stereotypical caricature of what that type of man thinks women look like. Stop being a bigot, Jim.

I notice there’s a bit of a trend on social media when people call out women (Trans women most of the time) and say when they whine excessively about wanting a girlfriend or go into detail about how they find women sexy they’re sounding just as pathetic as when men do it.

It sometimes causes a bit of a meltdown from them although most often they just get blocked but you can tell it got them really salty about it since they thought trooning out and/or identifying as a lesbian meant a free pass to act like an entitled incel.

 

[BaconBoobs]

I notice there’s a bit of a trend on social media when people call out women (Trans women most of the time) and say when they whine excessively about wanting a girlfriend or go into detail about how they find women sexy they’re sounding just as pathetic as when men do it.

It sometimes causes a bit of a meltdown from them although most often they just get blocked but you can tell it got them really salty about it since they thought trooning out and/or identifying as a lesbian meant a free pass to act like an entitled incel.

The Mangina Pass Incident.

 

[Burt Offerings]

The Mangina Pass Incident.

lol none of them pass

 

[Prince Vegeta]

The Mangina Pass Incident.

 

[frap]

One amusing thing in this "controversy" is that Aloy was originally modeled after an actual person. Now "progressive" men are championing her as a feminist icon because they made her look less like the actual person since that actual person was too attractive which supposedly turned off women. Even though I don't recall anyone actually legitimately complaining about this around release of the first game (certainly not Stephanie) until Sony PR said "look at what we've accomplished for women" in promoting the new game's changes. Very strange how Stephanie's not more skeptical about the corporate narrative here rather than some randoms on the internet.

If he has such great curves why didn't he use a photo that actually displays them?

I didn't know that she was modelled after a real person.

The concept art for Aloy was done by Loish. For anyone unfamiliar, Loish draws pretty girl art that is extremely popular, and I'd guess her fans are largely female. So it's interesting that the character turned off women for being too attractive, because the concept art is very much in Loish's style and isn't dolled up in any unrealistic way, so I wonder what Guerilla did during character development to make Aloy off-putting to women.

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Loish.net – The art of Lois van Baarle

The art of Lois van Baarle

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She also did comic art for Horizon Zero Dawn.

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[Moja Zemlja]

I didn't know that she was modelled after a real person.

The concept art for Aloy was done by Loish. For anyone unfamiliar, Loish draws pretty girl art that is extremely popular, and I'd guess her fans are largely female. So it's interesting that the character turned off women for being too attractive, because the concept art is very much in Loish's style and isn't dolled up in any unrealistic way, so I wonder what Guerilla did during character development to make Aloy off-putting to women.

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Loish.net – The art of Lois van Baarle

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She also did comic art for Horizon Zero Dawn.

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For reference here's who Aloy was modelled on, her name is Hannah Hoekstra.

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I don't see why women would think she's 'too attractive' because while she does look good I wouldn't say she looks unrealistically good, then again unlike Jim I don't pretend to have the insights on the female brain.

 

[Nixxit]

You, yes you, degenerate sycophants who definitely do not actually roam these dark halls and are just a rethorical device, did this.

If in a thousand years, humans or aliens stumble upon this and think we went back to venerating gargantuan mountains of fat, I blame you.

More seriously, wow, even assuming the cis' women Jim frequents actually look like troons because they're the kind who got triggered by old Aloy, and even giving some leeway for virtue signalling and Jim distorting reality (Insert space-time-continuum-gets-curved-by-his-mass joke here), that claim, unless it's just bait, reflects a clear break from reality.

It may be the result of the aforementioned cascade of smaller facts/lies, but this is the equivalent of ending a calculation with odds greater than 100%; You can say it's an accumulation of smaller errors and all, but you shouldn't be able to make that claim and not have your two neurons sound the common sense alarm.

 

[Donuteater]

He's still wearing the fucking dog collar even when it's covered up by that frumpy dress/sweater.

I don't know if I should be impressed at his level of commitment or disgusted because that probably means he never takes it off and it's filthy.

He has to be reminded to take it off during the podcast intro. So he always wears it.