Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • December 2024

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  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 198 14.2%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 794 56.9%

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Perfectly well said for a man who has had a history of being mocked, bullied (for good reason) and brushed aside by society at large for years who abuses service staff. No one takes Jack seriously and hes left being a stroked retard who uses his wifes money to continue to LARP online as a online cook with a failing channel.

Im sure when he goes on a rampage to a young Crumbl, Wendys or whatever other fucking place employee hes going to his dark place of repressed narc rage.

Of course Jack is fucking oblivious to the irony of his statement
 
Man, Rob took the time to softball that digital zoom line, pretending it's a mistake that HE makes, and Jack still took it as a personal attack.

Bacon beast

Jacks' facial fat is starting to extend, his cheeks are gonna go out farther than his nose soon.
Human. Fucking. Pug.

Jack wants that Frisco Anus Burger. and Big Hot Ham.

Jack's gluttony is shut down due to it being dinner time.

He almost does angry mouth line.

The burger is why you were there Jack, Right?

Jack really is going for triples wherever he goes. Denial on the Bacon Breakfast Burrito, Bacon biscuit, all they let him have is the burger.

One time my cousin ordered two entrees at a restaurant and my Grandma called her a fat little pig.

I just realized I've been reading Jack's hat backwards, The world eats Jesus, not the other way around. Sounds Catholic.

Jack lists the basics of a bacon burger and acts like it's plus extra.

His mouth fat is crowding his teeth, Mushy Jack.

REVENGE OF THE A-, They didn't let Jack GORGE!


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Tammy likes being angry. That's probably why she stays, she knows she'll get an adrenaline spike of rage when Jack gets hungee.
 
Says one of the angriest people on the internet. Does Jack not remember that he gets triggered and rage posts about something as minor as people walking down the aisles of Sam’s Club in a suboptimal way? Or any of the other things that he angily complains about on a daily basis?

Just yesterday, he complained about the FedEx guy delivering his computer without a signature. But if the driver left before Jack could stroke waddle to the door to sign for it, he’d bitch about that too. He’ll find literally anything to bitch and be angy about.

But Jack’s right - a lot of mean people comment from a very dark place, but as usual, he’s projecting and doesn’t have the insight to realize that he’s talking about HIMSELF.
One thing I learned about people that have fuckall in responsibilities to tend to in their lives, is that they can be some colossally miserable piles of horseshit. Jack is a prime fucking example, his entire life consists of eating and ordering shit online, while paying for neither out of his own pocket, living in one of the most highly developed places in the World, yet this fatso asshole keeps looking for shit to be a bitter asshole about!

Apart from his own limitations due to his strokes, Jack has little to no difficulties in his life. In fact, it all could come apart really quickly if his relatives decided that enough is enough and decided to cut this fat fuck off for good, he literally lives off their goodwill and nothing else!

You know what would be nice? If Jack had a moment of lucidity in his faith and decided to take a day off to volunteer in a Soup Kitchen. Spend a single day tending to the miserable and realize how good he's got it - he fucking won't, of course, as even the potential ego boost would be trumped by his lazyness, but it would be an interesting moment to witness!

Total lack of self-awareness on this post. But why should he change now?
The day Jack fucking grows up is the day pigs fly, and no, any accidents with a propane tank and Jack flying over his neighbourhood don't count lol!

If he had any hints of maturity or any decency, he wouldn't be the Jack we know. Decent people don't treat waitstaff like shit, don't perpetually milk their relatives for money, don't abuse their sons while claiming to be good Christians!

If Jack was just a shit cook, he would be a joke, but an ok person. But Jack is, in fact, a vicious asshole who believes himself to be a good person, a far cry from decency as it comes. I would honestly have some respect for Jack if he fucking tried to become a better person, even if by being a little more polite, bitching less about everything, apologizing to his son and trying to be a nicer person in general. Yet he fucking doesn't, and judging by how things are up until now, he will never do it!
 
Given Jack's barely concealed racism towards black people, we should start the rumor that he is half black. He's definitely got an Ice-T fair complexion brother thing going on and would likely flip his shit and develop a complex if it were brought up a few times.
Tunisian knife fighter DNA.

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After going through some random 'Jack on the Go' videos I came across this little nugget from less than a year ago. Jack is headed to Wendy's to try the new Bacon Bourbon Burger. Don't' worry guys he's not getting the full combo, just a double bacon cheeseburger with whiskey infused sauce- Jack is on a diet after all.

Tammy, however, is significantly less than excited - borderline miserable actually - likely due to the shrieking mantoddler sitting in the passenger seat.

Tammy points out the new burger they came to 'review.'

"I wanna go inside!" squeals Jack.

"No - it's raining" responds a clearly irritated mommy wife.

"Well, I have to go to the bathroom!" Says Jack, certain that mommy now has no choice but to take him inside to go potty.

"Nobody cares" replies Tammy bluntly.

:story:
 
You know what would be nice? If Jack had a moment of lucidity in his faith and decided to take a day off to volunteer in a Soup Kitchen. Spend a single day tending to the miserable and realize how good he's got it - he fucking won't, of course, as even the potential ego boost would be trumped by his lazyness, but it would be an interesting moment to witness!
What have those homeless people done to deserve getting food poisoning from Jack?
If Jack was just a shit cook, he would be a joke, but an ok person. But Jack is, in fact, a vicious asshole who believes himself to be a good person, a far cry from decency as it comes.
Jack is sort of the anti-Kay. Their channel names are even similar. But while they're both atrociously bad cooks, Kay seems like an actually nice person.
"Well, I have to go to the bathroom!" Says Jack, certain that mommy now has no choice but to take him inside to go potty.

"Nobody cares" replies Tammy bluntly.
She hates his guts.
 

After going through some random 'Jack on the Go' videos I came across this little nugget from less than a year ago. Jack is headed to Wendy's to try the new Bacon Bourbon Burger. Don't' worry guys he's not getting the full combo, just a double bacon cheeseburger with whiskey infused sauce- Jack is on a diet after all.

Tammy, however, is significantly less than excited - borderline miserable actually - likely due to the shrieking mantoddler sitting in the passenger seat.

Tammy points out the new burger they came to 'review.'

"I wanna go inside!" squeals Jack.

"No - it's raining" responds a clearly irritated mommy wife.

"Well, I have to go to the bathroom!" Says Jack, certain that mommy now has no choice but to take him inside to go potty.

"Nobody cares" replies Tammy bluntly.

:story:
You're forgetting the best (worst) part about that video:

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You're forgetting the best (worst) part about that video:

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Holy fuck. He's not even putting it into his mouth, rather he's squishing it against his face. And look at all the sauce he dropped on himself!

With all that combined with the tantrum about having to go potty, I'm surprised he didn't ask for a toy to come with his meal. "Tammy, the kid in front of us got Donatello! I wanted that one! I didn't want Leonardo!"
 
Of course fatty spends $7 on a shitty product from a national chain, instead of going for the $9-$10 burger from a great local joint to support small businesses and make more interesting content for his channel. They aren't even making a pretense to the "oh lol they don't do bunless burgers, guess we have to eat the whole thing" schtick this time.

I get too depressed watching new Jack videos, he's not enraging in an interesting way anymore. It's more like watching someone on life support slowly waste away while the rest of the family fights over the will.
Yeah, its almost not even worth making fun of anymore. A short 4 minute video of him eating a fast food burger with bacon. As if he hasn't already eaten 1000 hamburgers with bacon in his lifetime. What more can be said.
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Guess they are using these coupons to continue their daily fast food jack on the go's.
 
Of course fatty spends $7 on a shitty product from a national chain, instead of going for the $9-$10 burger from a great local joint to support small businesses and make more interesting content for his channel. They aren't even making a pretense to the "oh lol they don't do bunless burgers, guess we have to eat the whole thing" schtick this time.

I get too depressed watching new Jack videos, he's not enraging in an interesting way anymore. It's more like watching someone on life support slowly waste away while the rest of the family fights over the will.
This is the type of content that the fat man wants to achieve with a $3,500 MACKBOOK.
 
The BOURGON video is the apex Jack video. The most Jack that will ever Jack.

He braves a short walk IN THE RAIN to get his Bakey. Even Tammy had had enough of his shit in that video.

The Wendy's staff treated him like the special needs buddy he is and got him a new burger, with more bakey.
And he was probably still a cunt to them.
 
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